Confessions of an InsomniacConfessions of an InsomniacJennifer admits to sleeping very little in her nights away from the office. Without much sleep, Jennifer makes no excuses for what is likely to come out of her mouth in Confessions of an Insomniac. Get ready fo Articles
Spoiled milk and rubber frogs
2007-11-28 19:04:00 Is your refrigerator running? For the past few months, my refrigerator has been playing games with me. One day it works ? the next day my food is spoiled. Not wanting to buy groceries every 5 minutes of my life, I have been eating the spoiled food with remarkably good results. So far, I can report ... More About: Dreams , Furniture , Milk , Frogs , Rubber
Here come the holidays
2007-11-26 22:25:00 The holidays have crept into my apartment. Fake plastic pine needles are neatly sprinkled throughout my living quarters as my tree sparkles with Christmas cheer. All talk and no action ? As I set my pumpkin on the porch in early October, I was already dreaming of Santa and his eight tiny reindeer. I vow every year ... More About: Holidays , The Holidays
I believe in unicorns
2007-11-20 20:13:00 Intelligence leads to unhappiness ? As we age, we gain more knowledge and wisdom. This intelligence blocks our ability to enjoy life. It interferes with our creativity, our dreams, our fantasies ? The more we fill our heads with facts and figures the more we limit the powers of our imagination. It becomes harder and harder ... More About: Dreams , Entertainment , Spiritual , People watching , Unico
Timeless taters
2007-11-16 20:53:00 Nothing puts a smile on my face more than a giant plastic replica of a potato … The idea of a naked plastic potato is funny enough on its own, but the whole fun of Mr. Potato Head is creating a silly face with the many facial features that are stored in his butt. (more…) More About: Timeless , Mele
Defining art
2007-11-14 00:10:00 Only a loyal “Northern Exposure” fan will understand this … Since my life has evolved into its own rendition of “Northern Exposure,” I have chosen to only consume my thoughts with such nonsense as that which comes straight from the wisdom of KBHR?s finest, Chris Stevens. In my own dissatisfaction with my lack of artistic talent, I ... More About: Entertainment , Random
What do dreams mean?
2007-11-08 18:53:00 Remembering dreams … Why are dreams so hard to remember? As we sleep our heads are flooded with sweeping images of people, animals, places, objects and memories. We see vivid color and intricate details. Very little of this information is retained. Why? More About: Dreams
The Annoying Office Coworker now playing
2007-11-06 22:26:00 If you ever run across anyone like this in your office ever, RUN! Watch “The Anno ying Office Coworker” More About: Worker , Annoying
I settled on stupidity
2007-11-06 00:04:00 The sick music obsession shows its ugly head ? I remember the day clearly, because it changed my life forever. Almost two years ago to this day, I spent $300 I didn?t have on an iPod. It was beautiful. I loved it more than I loved myself. It went everywhere with me and consumed every minute ... More About: Reading , Writing , Stupidity , Stupid
I am one of those people
2007-11-02 21:08:00 The scent of holly is in the air … The warm October air is quickly being sucked through a vacuum as the cool breeze of November rolls into town. Barely into the season, I watch as an elderly woman adds ornaments to a plastic tree already heavily covered in gold and silver tinsel. More About: Holidays , People , People watching
Blackwater (First Cut) now playing
2007-11-01 03:02:00 Happy Halloween! To celebrate Halloween, check out my latest movie, “Blackwater .” Watch as a camping trip to Blackwater takes a deadly turn. I did not direct this one, so it is a bit different than the others you have seen. Watch “Blackwater (First Cut)” View movie trailer for “Blackwater” More About: Movies , Entertainment , Stupid
Kitchen massacre of Oct. 29
2007-10-30 23:00:00 The first battle has no survivors … I had this fantastic idea to cook a batch of cookies last night for my coworkers for Halloween. Everything started out as planned. I went to the store and bought all the ingredients. I was even lucky enough to come across several organic ingredients in the least suspecting of ... More About: Holidays , Kitchen , Random , Massacre , Bad Day
Paradise Lost now playing
2007-10-29 20:16:00 The alien invasion movie is finally complete! Get ready for an action-packed movie about aliens attacking Destin in “Paradise Lost : The Real Story.” Starring my coworker as a homeless man and the alien and me as the Army girl, this is one movie that you do not want to miss. Watch as I battle the ... More About: Movies , Random , Stupid
Killer spiders in Destin now playing
2007-10-26 19:07:00 The first movie is ready to show! I can smell fame in the near future. Thanks to the talents of my camera man, Butch B, and the incredible acting skills of my coworkers, “Killer Spiders in Destin” is now available for your viewing pleasure. Check it out! Watch “Killer Spiders in Destin” More About: Movies
When I grow up
2007-10-26 04:54:00 I know what I want to be when I grow up ? I gave it some serious thought and consideration. In reality, the decision may have only taken about 10 minutes; however, my mind was moving in slow motion trying to grasp every detail of my new life. More About: Movies , Entertainment , Writing , Grow
What happened to happily ever after?
2007-10-23 16:50:00 Romance, love, marriage, living happily ever after ? Was I dreaming? I was listening to the radio the other day, and I was horrified by the topic of discussion ? divorce software. With computers rapidly phasing out traditional forms of communication and software quickly taking over the roles of humans, it only makes sense that ... More About: Love , Random , Happily Ever After , Fate , People watching
My next big movie
2007-10-17 23:59:00 With the first one down, I am already planning the second … A coworker and I spent two hours on Sunday filming a great masterpiece. The alien invasion movie is like nothing you have ever seen before … quite literally since we have not even finished the editing of it yet. Coming soon to a computer ... More About: Movies , Movie , Entertainment
Our 5 minutes together
2007-10-16 16:06:00 Every person encountered in life has a purpose ? Whether you spend 3 seconds or 3 years with another human being, you are sharing moments of life together. Don?t take this moment for granted. It could be over before you know it. More About: Love , Spiritual , Fate , Minutes , Utes
Spirits of Halloween
2007-10-11 23:00:00 Bah! Humbug! The Spirit of Halloween Past visited me last night. Upset by my lack of Halloween joy, he tried to shake some sense into me. ?Where are your demons and ghosts? Why do I not see one-eyed monsters on your wall or witches clinging to your window?? I shrugged my shoulders and tried to ignore him ... More About: Holidays , Dreams , Spirits , Random , Spiritual
Impatiently waiting for a message
2007-10-09 18:36:00 A message is en route to me. I have very little detail on it other than that. I have no idea the delivery method ? orally, spiritually or written. I am unclear about the purpose or meaning behind the message although I have a vague idea. Three dreams ? Although delivery of the message is attempted three times ... More About: Dreams , Writing , Spiritual , Message , Fate
Only morons celebrate Columbus Day
2007-10-06 06:30:00 While the rest of you are out there enjoying your Monday off from work, I will be happy to know that I have absolutely no part in the celebration of this horrible holiday. Columbus Day is a stupid, barbaric holiday ? Can you really credit someone with discovering a land that was already discovered? Christopher ... More About: Holidays , Men , Celebrate , Stupid
Put your clothes back on
2007-10-03 18:40:00 Maybe there is something wrong with me for not wanting to witness naked time … Every time I walk into the gym my eyes rest on naked ladies changing for water aerobics. I am not talking about just seeing a little skin here and there. These ladies are completely bare and showing me all their goods. ... More About: Clothes , Random , Back , People watching , Cloth
Are we getting dumber?
2007-10-01 22:10:00 With technology breaking the bounds of time and scientists making new discoveries every day, I would like to think the answer is no. Technology and laziness ? It is human instinct to want to turn the mind off every once and a while, but I can?t help but wonder if we have taken it too far and ... More About: Entertainment , Random , People watching
Win a date with a derby girl
2007-09-27 17:39:00 I usually do not use my blog to shamelessly promote events. However, I always have exceptions to my own rules. And, get ready for my exception … It just so happens that two of my friends have a new hobby that I am still trying to understand. Maybe I will understand it more on Saturday when ... More About: Entertainment , Girl , Derby
Swimming in a sea of furniture
2007-09-27 05:15:00 This is the move that never ends, Yes, it goes on and on my friends ? In July, I moved yet another time. It took me exactly a week to find a place, pack and move. It was almost perfect. But, not quite ? More About: Dreams , Swimming , Furniture , Moving , Bad Day
A case of the Mondays
2007-09-24 20:00:00 I hate Mondays ! If this particular day could be wiped off of the calendar, I think life would be much better for everyone. But, as luck would have it, Monday still exists ? More About: Driving , Random , Case
My whole life is a list
2007-09-21 21:21:00 If I could float through life on a giant cloud, I would get my amusement by looking down on the Earth. From my space in the sky, I would watch all of the tiny people running through life with their eyes glued to the thousands of ticking clocks that control their days. Unfortunately, I do not ... More About: Life , Entertainment , Writing , Random , List
Behind the wheel
2007-09-20 05:23:00 In a world that continues to evolve, I often long for a moment I can control. This moment is mine each time I get behind the wheel of my car. The smell of cheap plastic ? More than a decade ago, the ticket to freedom was handed to me by a clerk in the driver?s license bureau ... More About: Travel , Behind the Wheel , Wheel , Heel
The ?Thing? that haunts Thursday
2007-09-14 01:27:00 I woke up with a huge lump on my head. I could not figure out where it came from, but I really did not care. I did the girlie thing ? I tried to cover the unsightly problem with a little makeup and powder. I went to work as usual and hoped no one would ... More About: Random , Thursday , Thing
Wal-Mart at Midnight
2007-09-12 16:36:00 Your personal guide to people watching ? When I need a good fix, I simply go to Wal-Mart at midnight. Nothing compares to what you see in the wee hours of the night in everybody?s favorite or not-so-favorite superstore. People are crazy at night. It seems that all sanity is put on hold at 11:59 p.m. Even ... More About: Random , Wal-Mart , Wal Mart , At Midnight
What?s your name little girl?
More articles from this author:2007-09-11 17:53:00 Every car should have a name. If your car does not have a name, you are showing your car disrespect. Getting a new car is like having a baby! This car is going to be with you for a very long time and you should make your car feel special by giving her a name ... More About: Random , Girl , Little Girl , Litt 1, 2, 3 |
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