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Missing cat, broken heart
2008-01-07 03:46:00 Scratch all that “make 2008 count” crap … Despite my many attempts to bring sunshine into 2008, a large storm cloud hovers above my head mocking any effort I make towards finding happiness. My cat is missing … More About: Heart , Missing , Broken , Bad Day , Broken Heart
Lane ends merge left
2008-01-03 15:24:00 I am temporarily distracted as I drive down the highway of life. I crash through a road block. I fail to notice the many signs with ?Wrong Way? written in big, bold letters. Do you ever wonder if you made a wrong turn in life? Maybe you went left when you were supposed to go right. ... More About: Travel , Driving , Spiritual , Lane , Fate
A new year, a new life
2007-12-30 21:58:00 What will you change about your life this year? Each year we all vow to change something about our lives or ourselves. Some of us choose to go on a diet and lose that last 10 pounds. Others decide it is time to pay off debt or find a better paying job. Some people may view ... More About: Holidays , Life , Dreams , New Year , Spiritual
Wonderful Alabama
2007-12-19 23:18:00 If someone curses my home again, I might be forced to ? Alabama gets a lot of criticism from Floridians as well as from people living outside of the South. Alabama is easy to stereotype and in many parts of the state I can see why these stereotypes exist. More About: Random , Wonderful
Time to relax
2007-12-17 19:15:00 Relax? Until recently, ?relax? has always been synonymous for ?lazy? in my mind. I have always preferred to spend my time more constructively. I would try to relax, but I would find at least 500 things that have to be done at that very moment or else life would cease to exist. More About: Health , Reading , Writing , Time , Spiritual
Almost like strangers
2007-12-12 21:23:00 A strange Christmas request got me thinking about how quickly people grow apart. I was asked to set up a meeting between my brother and the associate producer for one of his favorite shows. ?Producer guy? and I went to college together. We were good friends and spent many hours talking, sharing and opening up ... More About: Holidays , Family , Fate , Strangers , Ranger
Fast food gets a low grade
2007-12-10 20:22:00 Will schools do anything to make a fast buck? Can the fast food industry sink any lower in advertising? McDonald?s has given me reason # 11 (check out the first 10 reasons) to never eat fast food again. Apparently, McDonald?s is trying to reach customers before they are even old enough to make educated decisions. More About: Health , Food , Fast Food , Stupid , Fast
French fries at the bottom of the bag
2007-12-06 00:22:00 Fast food is yuck! This is quite a bold statement from a person like me who has no magic touch in the kitchen. I would rather eat my own, close-to-dog-vomit food than eat anything from a drive-thru. More About: Health , French , Random , French Fries , Bottom
The joys of rubbernecking
2007-12-03 20:45:00 The day that Daisy died ? I will never forget. I remember the day like it was yesterday. I was on my way back from delivering a pizza during my days at Domino?s. As I crossed over into a busy intersection with my beloved Daisy, a newly licensed teen slammed into me after running a red ... More About: Driving , People watching , Neck
What the heck is a meme?
2007-11-29 15:16:00 I couldn?t tell you. The closest I got to finding an answer was on Wikipedia. If Mom Says OK, the person who started this tagging game with me, describes it as a chain letter for bloggers. More About: Meme , Random , Stupid
Spoiled milk and rubber frogs
2007-11-28 19:04:00 Is your refrigerator running? For the past few months, my refrigerator has been playing games with me. One day it works ? the next day my food is spoiled. Not wanting to buy groceries every 5 minutes of my life, I have been eating the spoiled food with remarkably good results. So far, I can report ... More About: Dreams , Furniture , Milk , Frogs , Rubber
Here come the holidays
2007-11-26 22:25:00 The holidays have crept into my apartment. Fake plastic pine needles are neatly sprinkled throughout my living quarters as my tree sparkles with Christmas cheer. All talk and no action ? As I set my pumpkin on the porch in early October, I was already dreaming of Santa and his eight tiny reindeer. I vow every year ... More About: Holidays , The Holidays
I believe in unicorns
2007-11-20 20:13:00 Intelligence leads to unhappiness ? As we age, we gain more knowledge and wisdom. This intelligence blocks our ability to enjoy life. It interferes with our creativity, our dreams, our fantasies ? The more we fill our heads with facts and figures the more we limit the powers of our imagination. It becomes harder and harder ... More About: Dreams , Entertainment , Spiritual , People watching , Unico
Timeless taters
2007-11-16 20:53:00 Nothing puts a smile on my face more than a giant plastic replica of a potato … The idea of a naked plastic potato is funny enough on its own, but the whole fun of Mr. Potato Head is creating a silly face with the many facial features that are stored in his butt. (more…) More About: Timeless , Mele
Defining art
2007-11-14 00:10:00 Only a loyal “Northern Exposure” fan will understand this … Since my life has evolved into its own rendition of “Northern Exposure,” I have chosen to only consume my thoughts with such nonsense as that which comes straight from the wisdom of KBHR?s finest, Chris Stevens. In my own dissatisfaction with my lack of artistic talent, I ... More About: Entertainment , Random
What do dreams mean?
2007-11-08 18:53:00 Remembering dreams … Why are dreams so hard to remember? As we sleep our heads are flooded with sweeping images of people, animals, places, objects and memories. We see vivid color and intricate details. Very little of this information is retained. Why? More About: Dreams
The Annoying Office Coworker now playing
2007-11-06 22:26:00 If you ever run across anyone like this in your office ever, RUN! Watch “The Anno ying Office Coworker” More About: Worker , Annoying
I settled on stupidity
2007-11-06 00:04:00 The sick music obsession shows its ugly head ? I remember the day clearly, because it changed my life forever. Almost two years ago to this day, I spent $300 I didn?t have on an iPod. It was beautiful. I loved it more than I loved myself. It went everywhere with me and consumed every minute ... More About: Reading , Writing , Stupidity , Stupid
I am one of those people
2007-11-02 21:08:00 The scent of holly is in the air … The warm October air is quickly being sucked through a vacuum as the cool breeze of November rolls into town. Barely into the season, I watch as an elderly woman adds ornaments to a plastic tree already heavily covered in gold and silver tinsel. More About: Holidays , People , People watching
Blackwater (First Cut) now playing
2007-11-01 03:02:00 Happy Halloween! To celebrate Halloween, check out my latest movie, “Blackwater .” Watch as a camping trip to Blackwater takes a deadly turn. I did not direct this one, so it is a bit different than the others you have seen. Watch “Blackwater (First Cut)” View movie trailer for “Blackwater” More About: Movies , Entertainment , Stupid
Kitchen massacre of Oct. 29
2007-10-30 23:00:00 The first battle has no survivors … I had this fantastic idea to cook a batch of cookies last night for my coworkers for Halloween. Everything started out as planned. I went to the store and bought all the ingredients. I was even lucky enough to come across several organic ingredients in the least suspecting of ... More About: Holidays , Kitchen , Random , Massacre , Bad Day
Paradise Lost now playing
2007-10-29 20:16:00 The alien invasion movie is finally complete! Get ready for an action-packed movie about aliens attacking Destin in “Paradise Lost : The Real Story.” Starring my coworker as a homeless man and the alien and me as the Army girl, this is one movie that you do not want to miss. Watch as I battle the ... More About: Movies , Random , Stupid
Killer spiders in Destin now playing
2007-10-26 19:07:00 The first movie is ready to show! I can smell fame in the near future. Thanks to the talents of my camera man, Butch B, and the incredible acting skills of my coworkers, “Killer Spiders in Destin” is now available for your viewing pleasure. Check it out! Watch “Killer Spiders in Destin” More About: Movies
When I grow up
2007-10-26 04:54:00 I know what I want to be when I grow up ? I gave it some serious thought and consideration. In reality, the decision may have only taken about 10 minutes; however, my mind was moving in slow motion trying to grasp every detail of my new life. More About: Movies , Entertainment , Writing , Grow
What happened to happily ever after?
2007-10-23 16:50:00 Romance, love, marriage, living happily ever after ? Was I dreaming? I was listening to the radio the other day, and I was horrified by the topic of discussion ? divorce software. With computers rapidly phasing out traditional forms of communication and software quickly taking over the roles of humans, it only makes sense that ... More About: Love , Random , Happily Ever After , Fate , People watching
My next big movie
2007-10-17 23:59:00 With the first one down, I am already planning the second … A coworker and I spent two hours on Sunday filming a great masterpiece. The alien invasion movie is like nothing you have ever seen before … quite literally since we have not even finished the editing of it yet. Coming soon to a computer ... More About: Movies , Movie , Entertainment
Our 5 minutes together
2007-10-16 16:06:00 Every person encountered in life has a purpose ? Whether you spend 3 seconds or 3 years with another human being, you are sharing moments of life together. Don?t take this moment for granted. It could be over before you know it. More About: Love , Spiritual , Fate , Minutes , Utes
Spirits of Halloween
2007-10-11 23:00:00 Bah! Humbug! The Spirit of Halloween Past visited me last night. Upset by my lack of Halloween joy, he tried to shake some sense into me. ?Where are your demons and ghosts? Why do I not see one-eyed monsters on your wall or witches clinging to your window?? I shrugged my shoulders and tried to ignore him ... More About: Holidays , Dreams , Spirits , Random , Spiritual
Impatiently waiting for a message
2007-10-09 18:36:00 A message is en route to me. I have very little detail on it other than that. I have no idea the delivery method ? orally, spiritually or written. I am unclear about the purpose or meaning behind the message although I have a vague idea. Three dreams ? Although delivery of the message is attempted three times ... More About: Dreams , Writing , Spiritual , Message , Fate
Only morons celebrate Columbus Day
More articles from this author:2007-10-06 06:30:00 While the rest of you are out there enjoying your Monday off from work, I will be happy to know that I have absolutely no part in the celebration of this horrible holiday. Columbus Day is a stupid, barbaric holiday ? Can you really credit someone with discovering a land that was already discovered? Christopher ... More About: Holidays , Men , Celebrate , Stupid 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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