Confessions of an InsomniacConfessions of an InsomniacJennifer admits to sleeping very little in her nights away from the office. Without much sleep, Jennifer makes no excuses for what is likely to come out of her mouth in Confessions of an Insomniac. Get ready fo Articles
Kitchen massacre of Oct. 29
2007-10-30 23:00:00 The first battle has no survivors … I had this fantastic idea to cook a batch of cookies last night for my coworkers for Halloween. Everything started out as planned. I went to the store and bought all the ingredients. I was even lucky enough to come across several organic ingredients in the least suspecting of ... More About: Holidays , Kitchen , Random , Massacre , Bad Day
Paradise Lost now playing
2007-10-29 20:16:00 The alien invasion movie is finally complete! Get ready for an action-packed movie about aliens attacking Destin in “Paradise Lost : The Real Story.” Starring my coworker as a homeless man and the alien and me as the Army girl, this is one movie that you do not want to miss. Watch as I battle the ... More About: Movies , Random , Stupid
Killer spiders in Destin now playing
2007-10-26 19:07:00 The first movie is ready to show! I can smell fame in the near future. Thanks to the talents of my camera man, Butch B, and the incredible acting skills of my coworkers, “Killer Spiders in Destin” is now available for your viewing pleasure. Check it out! Watch “Killer Spiders in Destin” More About: Movies
When I grow up
2007-10-26 04:54:00 I know what I want to be when I grow up ? I gave it some serious thought and consideration. In reality, the decision may have only taken about 10 minutes; however, my mind was moving in slow motion trying to grasp every detail of my new life. More About: Movies , Entertainment , Writing , Grow
What happened to happily ever after?
2007-10-23 16:50:00 Romance, love, marriage, living happily ever after ? Was I dreaming? I was listening to the radio the other day, and I was horrified by the topic of discussion ? divorce software. With computers rapidly phasing out traditional forms of communication and software quickly taking over the roles of humans, it only makes sense that ... More About: Love , Random , Happily Ever After , Fate , People watching
My next big movie
2007-10-17 23:59:00 With the first one down, I am already planning the second … A coworker and I spent two hours on Sunday filming a great masterpiece. The alien invasion movie is like nothing you have ever seen before … quite literally since we have not even finished the editing of it yet. Coming soon to a computer ... More About: Movies , Movie , Entertainment
Our 5 minutes together
2007-10-16 16:06:00 Every person encountered in life has a purpose ? Whether you spend 3 seconds or 3 years with another human being, you are sharing moments of life together. Don?t take this moment for granted. It could be over before you know it. More About: Love , Spiritual , Fate , Minutes , Utes
Spirits of Halloween
2007-10-11 23:00:00 Bah! Humbug! The Spirit of Halloween Past visited me last night. Upset by my lack of Halloween joy, he tried to shake some sense into me. ?Where are your demons and ghosts? Why do I not see one-eyed monsters on your wall or witches clinging to your window?? I shrugged my shoulders and tried to ignore him ... More About: Holidays , Dreams , Spirits , Random , Spiritual
Impatiently waiting for a message
2007-10-09 18:36:00 A message is en route to me. I have very little detail on it other than that. I have no idea the delivery method ? orally, spiritually or written. I am unclear about the purpose or meaning behind the message although I have a vague idea. Three dreams ? Although delivery of the message is attempted three times ... More About: Dreams , Writing , Spiritual , Message , Fate
Only morons celebrate Columbus Day
2007-10-06 06:30:00 While the rest of you are out there enjoying your Monday off from work, I will be happy to know that I have absolutely no part in the celebration of this horrible holiday. Columbus Day is a stupid, barbaric holiday ? Can you really credit someone with discovering a land that was already discovered? Christopher ... More About: Holidays , Men , Celebrate , Stupid
Put your clothes back on
2007-10-03 18:40:00 Maybe there is something wrong with me for not wanting to witness naked time … Every time I walk into the gym my eyes rest on naked ladies changing for water aerobics. I am not talking about just seeing a little skin here and there. These ladies are completely bare and showing me all their goods. ... More About: Clothes , Random , Back , People watching , Cloth
Are we getting dumber?
2007-10-01 22:10:00 With technology breaking the bounds of time and scientists making new discoveries every day, I would like to think the answer is no. Technology and laziness ? It is human instinct to want to turn the mind off every once and a while, but I can?t help but wonder if we have taken it too far and ... More About: Entertainment , Random , People watching
Win a date with a derby girl
2007-09-27 17:39:00 I usually do not use my blog to shamelessly promote events. However, I always have exceptions to my own rules. And, get ready for my exception … It just so happens that two of my friends have a new hobby that I am still trying to understand. Maybe I will understand it more on Saturday when ... More About: Entertainment , Girl , Derby
Swimming in a sea of furniture
2007-09-27 05:15:00 This is the move that never ends, Yes, it goes on and on my friends ? In July, I moved yet another time. It took me exactly a week to find a place, pack and move. It was almost perfect. But, not quite ? More About: Dreams , Swimming , Furniture , Moving , Bad Day
A case of the Mondays
2007-09-24 20:00:00 I hate Mondays ! If this particular day could be wiped off of the calendar, I think life would be much better for everyone. But, as luck would have it, Monday still exists ? More About: Driving , Random , Case
My whole life is a list
2007-09-21 21:21:00 If I could float through life on a giant cloud, I would get my amusement by looking down on the Earth. From my space in the sky, I would watch all of the tiny people running through life with their eyes glued to the thousands of ticking clocks that control their days. Unfortunately, I do not ... More About: Life , Entertainment , Writing , Random , List
Behind the wheel
2007-09-20 05:23:00 In a world that continues to evolve, I often long for a moment I can control. This moment is mine each time I get behind the wheel of my car. The smell of cheap plastic ? More than a decade ago, the ticket to freedom was handed to me by a clerk in the driver?s license bureau ... More About: Travel , Behind the Wheel , Wheel , Heel
The ?Thing? that haunts Thursday
2007-09-14 01:27:00 I woke up with a huge lump on my head. I could not figure out where it came from, but I really did not care. I did the girlie thing ? I tried to cover the unsightly problem with a little makeup and powder. I went to work as usual and hoped no one would ... More About: Random , Thursday , Thing
Wal-Mart at Midnight
2007-09-12 16:36:00 Your personal guide to people watching ? When I need a good fix, I simply go to Wal-Mart at midnight. Nothing compares to what you see in the wee hours of the night in everybody?s favorite or not-so-favorite superstore. People are crazy at night. It seems that all sanity is put on hold at 11:59 p.m. Even ... More About: Random , Wal-Mart , Wal Mart , At Midnight
What?s your name little girl?
2007-09-11 17:53:00 Every car should have a name. If your car does not have a name, you are showing your car disrespect. Getting a new car is like having a baby! This car is going to be with you for a very long time and you should make your car feel special by giving her a name ... More About: Random , Girl , Little Girl , Litt
Can you hear the sound?
2007-09-07 23:40:00 It is the sound of settling ? Never settle for anything in life less than extraordinary. This has been my philosophy for as long as I have known. And, yes, I did rip it off of a cheesy movie. I do not always follow my own philosophy and have been known to let a few chances at ... More About: Random , Sound , Hear , Fate
People are strange
2007-09-06 23:41:00 We look funny ? We are massive structures with balloon-like heads decorated with features yanked at random from the gene pool. We are like snowflakes ? no two look the same. We come in a rainbow of colors, much like a new summer wardrobe ? red, yellow, black, white. Some of us are skinny, fat, tall, ... More About: People , Random , Strange , People watching , Tran
Babies, babies and more babies
2007-09-04 16:36:00 It serves me right for making fun of the furniture dream … I used to think babies were evil. I would cover my ears when they would scream or cry. They were all disgusting no matter what they did. Babi es are always puking and pooping. And, for some reason, moms have no shame and want to ... More About: Family , Dreams , Random
I found love on aisle 9
2007-09-01 00:18:00 You are in the grocery store buying a stack of hot pockets to enjoy on your dinners alone in your stuffy apartment when suddenly you crash into someone else?s cart. Embarrassed, you consider running in the opposite direction and fleeing from the store. You decide to sneak a glance at the unlucky party. To your ... More About: Love , Fate
Another stupid furniture dream
More articles from this author:2007-08-29 03:52:00 I keep dreaming of furniture ? Furniture is furniture! Can?t I dream about something better? It is not often that I have a recurring dream. So, I think that if I am going to have one that it should at least have more significance than a stupid furniture dream. I am really disappointed in my lack of ... More About: Dreams , Stupid , Dream 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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