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A Manifesto Of Sorts
2007-09-29 07:21:00
Rough week at the work. REALLY looking forward to getting out there this weekend and mixing it up with some ladies. I love naked girls. They're one of the best things in the world.My list of best things (in order): naked girls, democracy, and the scene in Every Which Way But Loose where the monkey gives the guy the finger.Let's see what the weekend brings...Stay tuned.
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Movies to Live By (Part 1)
2007-09-27 06:19:00
Aristotle says that the human intellect is "like a clean tablet on which nothing is written". This is to say that we are a product of our surroundings. Not to buck Aristotle, but I think it's how we react to our surroundings that make us who we are. As such, it is important when you are watching a movie about guys trying to meet girls that you are aware of what you are taking from the movie. Certain of these films take the game seriously and can be watched almost as a tutorial. Others merely present it as a background for wacky antics or cheesy player-meets- girl-that's-different-from-all-the-others -and-changes-his-ways romance. Let's discuss two movies each from both the former and the latter categories.The Former: Movies to Live BySwingers:I'm hoping that you knew that I was going to mention this one. This is practically a Goofus and Gallant comic strip for how to be a single guy with Jon Favreau's "Mikey" in the Goofus role while Vince Vaughn's "Trent" played Gallant.The Le...
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Using Myspace to Meet Women (Part 2)
2007-09-27 06:14:00
The Witty BlurbBrevity is the soul of wit, so don’t be suckered by many sites’ open-ended “get to know me” formats into any unnecessary soul-baring. Now is not the time to explore your hopes and dreams for the future or ponder the lyrics to your favorite Tori Amos song.The stigma of Internet dating may be gone, but the stigma of being an irritating loser will never die. Instead, keep your profile Zen and uncluttered, full of white space and none of your own ideas. You can answer direct questions with vaguely-related quotations of famous dead people. Don’t be too specific in terms of your likes and dislikes. You don’t want to alienate any hot 19-year-olds just because they have crappy taste in music. That would be wrong. Observing the rules set forth above, I have made my profile look something like this: Age: prefer not to sayHeight: tallReligion: prefer not to sayMusic: I like music.TV: I don’t watch TV.About me: “A witty saying proves nothing” –VoltaireWho I w...
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Using Myspace to Meet Women (Part 1)
2007-09-25 03:31:00
Why resort to myspace if San Francisco has such a hoppin bar and club scene? It relates back to my idea of passive income. Along those lines of thought, it is possible to meet and score with many women using minimal time and effort. Myspace is the dating equivalent of a high yield savings account. Your online profile is your calling card, the way you represent yourself to babes across the land and seas. So it needs to kick ass. Profiles can be roughly broken down into two parts, the picture and the witty blurb. Both are important, but if you had to choose one to really nail, it should be both of them. The PictureFirst you’ll need to choose a handle, which protects your privacy and allows you to pretend to be a vast number of different people at the same time. Any four-word phrase whatsoever makes a good handle once you remove the spaces. I have cribbed panty-melting handles from weather reports, Supreme Court decisions, and the backs of cereal boxes. In fact, “anyfourwordphrase...
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Disclaimer
2007-09-24 09:30:00
I feel that in the spirit of full disclosure, my first contribution to this discussion (and what an important discussion it is) should reveal something about me that, in the wrong hands, could completely ruin your game: I have a girlfriend and I'm not embarrassed to say that I care about her very much.I understand. This is not what you want to hear from your wingman.Or is it?As a young man, in my mid-20's, I realize that the initial reaction to hearing that one of your guy friends is entering into a relationship with the girl he has been seeing may include nausea, fear, anger, and possibly a resurfacing of long suppressed abandonment issues. These symptoms are all normal and perfectly natural. At this age, we are on the terrifying precipice of full-blown adulthood. A relationship may mean marriage, kids, a mortgage and a beer gut (on you, her, or both). More importantly, it may mean that your friend vanishes into thin air, preferring to exist on a parallel dimension with his signi...
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Coug' Huntin'
2007-09-23 05:56:00
Time and time again, I find hitting the bars in search of young females simply too effortless…albeit enjoyable. I’m a seasoned fisherman whose use of wit and charm as bait and chum yields more than enough bounty for my hook. Yet, occasionally I feel the need for challenge, for sport. Like a much younger, much more handsome, and much more awesomer Captain Ahab, I find myself consumed by my desire to hunt a more perilous species. Also, I’m not a fictional character. But unlike the hapless Ahab, I have no interest in whales, in any sense of the word. My game of choice? The most dangerous prey of all: the elusive cougar.A cougar is an attractive, sex-crazed, middle-aged woman, usually found prowling airport bars and smoky pool halls in search of nubile flesh. Look around you: most likely there’s one training her eyes on you right now. She’s a predator, a vicious carnivore looking to feed before continuing on her ferocious way, and that’s the most beautiful part of the majest...
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Tuesday Booze Day
2007-09-21 21:38:00
There has been a rule of thumb going on these days in terms of the most happening day of the week: Wednesday's the new Friday, Friday's the new Monday, etc., etc...Upon further review, I have come to this conclusion: Any Day is the new Friday.Save that for Sundays and Mondays, but just about any day of the week people want to break out of their mundane work life and get their social bugs in the mix. Maybe they won't hit the club or even hit the Patron bottles, but they are out of the house. I agree that the pickings are abundant on Saturdays, but you can't take away a single shred of credit from Tuesday s.Case in point, Taco Tuesdays. The weekly college marketing ploy has crossed over to the working world. It has given not an excuse, but a reason for young single women to relive that taste of college every week even though the next morning is at the hand of their employer. But that doesn't keep them planted at home to watch the Real World - Madagascar or wherever the hell they m...
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Text Message Carpet Bombing
2007-09-21 08:07:00
I have one goal when I go out: To have FUN. And part of having fun is getting laid. With the least amount of work. And texting girls (1 to 20 at a time) requires almost NO effort...So, a few rules when it comes to finding a text message hook up:1. NEVER delete a number. Keep them all. Crazier things have happened.2. Text every week or so. Rotate through numbers from the fresh & active to the defunct & random. I've hooked up with girls that were 6 months+ old leads. The nice thing is, obviously the phone-close wasn't great back then, but they've forgotten and you can make another strong impression.3. No texting afterhours UNLESS you've bagged her. Then it just becomes a desperate, last ditch booty call.
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This Weekend - A Look Ahead
2007-09-12 06:18:00
I’ve come to the conclusion that Saturday is the better of the two weekend nights to go out looking to score.My reasoning:Friday nights seem to be girls/guys night out. Saturday seems to be the night couples spend together. When I made the mistake of being in relationships, Friday night would be the night I hung out with my friends… Saturday was Blockbuster night with the old lady and Kate Hudson.To the naked eye, Fridays are definitely the busier of the two nights. But the amateurs don't realize many of the girls out on a Friday have boyfriends they can’t wait to spend Saturday with.Saturday, on the other hand, is filled with the hungry chicas who couldn’t bear to sit in alone on a Saturday night. These are the easiest. Beg to differ?
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Married Folks and Money
2007-09-07 07:56:00
I was going out to lunch the other day with a co-worker and she needed to get some cash. I know what bank she uses and proceeded to go there. She advised that she needed to go to another bank. I inquired as to why she was going to this bank as she always goes to Bank of America. Turns out, she had been spending too much money and she and her husband had been arguing about money. The reason we were going to a different bank? This is where she keeps her secret accounts. Her husband knows nothing about this account and this is the account she uses when she needs to get cash that she doesn't want him to know about. This started me to thinking...do most married couples do this? Do you hide money from your spouse? I guess I find this totally crazy being a single person so maybe you guys can shed some light on the subject.
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Passive Income
2007-09-05 06:02:00
Why waste your hard-earned salary on drinks when they can be paid for by the power of interest.To sweeten the deal, ING is also giving people $10 free when they open a savings account containing $250 or more.Quick Summary: ING Direct Orange Savings Account - 4.50% APY, No minimums, no monthly fees, links to your existing checking account. I often refer to ING as “old faithful” since their online-only savings account was one of the first of its kind.Electric Orange Checking Account - 4% APY up to $50k, 5.25% for $50-$100k, 5.30% for over $100k, no minimums and no monthly fees, offers BillPay service, can request checks to be sent online, but no checkbooks allowed. Also can link to your existing bank accounts.How Much Money Can I Gain?Chances are your current checking account pays next to zero interest. You've got nothing to lose.How Do I Sign Up?Just click here:http://home.ingdirect.com/promo/prom o_set.asp?t=%9c%52%76%77%7d%75%76%a9%78%7 7%70%75%73%72%7d%75%79%75%77%70%74%74If no...
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Digital Wingman Mission Statement
2007-09-04 03:34:00
Living in San Francisco is expensive. This is not an opinion or a myth - it is supported by cold, hard fact. Furthermore, these high prices are not limited to real estate.Men and women have different attitudes about money. Biggest cause of divorce? Money. Simply put: men save, women spend. Men invest, women spend. Men believe that money is the brick and mortar of a wall that protects us from illness, injury, loss of job, and trouble in general. These walls will eventually form a castle, in which a man will be able to hang his hat and lord over. Women believe money is to be spent, preferrably on them.Men not in relationships may think that they are free from financing a day at the mall, dinner for two, or $7 cup of coffee at Starbucks for their lady. But the road of the single man is fraught with danger - cover charges to go to clubs in hopes of meeting women, buying said women drinks, dinner dates, movies for two, etc. - danger that will lead to the undoing of your castle. Earned mo...
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