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Video of the day
2007-11-15 22:23:00
Video of the day : Monty Python 's "Mise Organ" sketch (from "The Monty Python's Flying Circus" TV series). When i first saw it i couldn't stop laughing for hours! Enjoy :)
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Define:Workaholic
2007-11-13 22:38:00
Now that's the definition of a workaholic...100-year-old told 'take day off' Buster Martin said he went back to work because he was bored A man has turned up for work despite being told to take the day off for his 100th birthday. Buster Martin began cleaning vans for Pimlico Plumbers despite retiring as a market worker three years ago. Colleagues at the firm in Lambeth, south London, threw him a surprise party and were treating him to a tour of Chelsea FC's Stamford Bridge ground. Mr Martin said the last time he had a party he was in the desert "getting as drunk as a Lord when I was 21". He said the secret of his longevity could be due to a pint of bitter every day and daily press ups. The centenarian was born in France, but came to England as a baby and grew up in an orphanage in Cornwall until 1916. Moving to London he got his first job helping stall holders on Brixton market before joining the Army at 15 and served a total of 35 years before joining the Navy. After taking up ...
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WTF?!?! More hilarious signs!
2007-11-10 06:37:00
"Meat & Fish Market "The Fresh" - Frozen Food""Fishtavern "Sakis" - Our shop has balconies with mosquito curtains"(Right Sign) "Fishtavern "The Enema" - Andrew"But for sure the winner is...
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MySpace hacked, exploits target Alicia Keys' page and others
2007-11-10 06:36:00
MySpace hacked, exploits target Alicia Keys ' page and othersBy Thomas Claburn 9 November 2007 12:47PMAvoid Alicia Keys' Web page on MySpace. It's been hacked..Roger Thompson, CTO at Exploit Prevention Labs, has found multiple hacked MySpace pages, including the page for Alicia Keys, the social networking site's fourth most popular music artist. In keeping with what appears to be a new trend among security researchers, Thompson has released a video depicting the hack on YouTube. He has also posted details on his blog. Visiting the page exposes the visitor to an exploit that installs malware unless the user is fully patched against the most recent security vulnerabilities. "They're using an exploit to install software in the background," Thompson explains in the video. Even those with patched systems are vulnerable. The hackers have found a way to associate their malicious URL with what would normally be a non-clickable background area on the Web page. The result is that clicks o...
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The Greek ADSL saga continues...
2007-11-09 22:55:00
The Greek ADSL saga continues...THE FACT For nearly 7 hours (between 10:43am-05:38pm) the bigger part of Greece was unable to access the Internet (me included).What happened this time? As the "officials" of the NATIONAL ISP(!) said some technicians were performing an scheduled maintenance and broke two fiber cables at THE EXACT SAME TIME(!) in TWO DIFFERENT LOCATIONS!!! Way better this time,last year FOUR fiber cables were broken at the same time!!! Anyway,nice fairytale, except...1) All Greeks know that fiber cables SIMPLY DON'T EXIST in our territory! We had our chance 3 years ago at the 2004 Athens Olympics to built a (really) great network but the money just weren't enough for our enlightened "officials" (this is called "miza" in Greek thus bribing or better "black money").Our government preferred to buy some more fighter planes in a great bargain price...2) After about an hour from when the initial incident happened our always-telling-the-truth National channels said that "th...
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Nikolas Sarkozy
2007-11-07 06:39:00
French President,Nikolas Sarkozy speaking at the G8 press conference last June. The BIG question here : was he drunk or not? Watch the two following videos and judge for yourself...(Note : French television never played the first video - it's from a TV show held in Belgium.) I would like an Greek Prime Minister to be like him...
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Greece,Politicians,Police and Drugs
2007-11-06 05:57:00
Today's (or to be exact yesterday's) top Greek story is the followingSearch Operation Underway05 Nov 2007 15:14:00 (Last updated: 05 Nov 2007 21:27:07)Sources: ???, ?NA-?PAThe police have launched an extensive search operation in Zoniana, Rethymno, after a convoy of police cars on their way to the village to search for drugs was attacked Monday by gunmen. Three special guards serving on Crete were injured. Greek Police chief Anastasios Dimoshakis and Police Inspector for Southern Greece Lieutenant General Christos Drakopoulos have already arrived at the crime scene to coordinate the operations. The whole area has been cordoned off, with the policemen scouring the place. Special guard Efstathios Lazaridis, 25, shot in the neck, underwent a surgery at the Heraklion Hospital. The other two special guards, who were transferred to the Rethymnon Hospital, suffered minor injuries. While visiting the two special guards, Dimoshakis termed the incident as unprecedented for the Greek standar...
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Innovative writing
2007-11-05 05:37:00
Some really innovative writing for today as the title suggests... the TOP 3 Personal Ads!And the winner is...
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About Condoms...
2007-11-03 13:29:00
While reading today's news i came across this interesting story...Ethiopia tackles Aids with coffee-flavour condomsDavid Batty and agenciesSaturday November 3, 2007The GuardianDoctors have long argued about the health effects of coffee, but its reputation seems likely to receive a boost thanks to a flavoured condom that aims to encourage safer sex in Ethiopia.Around 300,000 of the coffee condoms were sold in a week when they were launched in September, according to the US charity DKT International.It hopes to tap into Ethiopia's coffee mania as a means to tackle high rates of HIV in the country, which is said to have invented the drink.The charity said that with 2.1% of Ethiopians infected with Aids - and more than 7% in the capital, Addis Ababa - the flavoured prophylactic was more than a novelty. "Everybody likes the flavour of coffee," said a spokeswoman.The condoms are sold in packs of three for 1 birr, or about about half the price of a cup of coffee in Addis Ababa's cafes, ...
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The Allmighty Greek ADSL Adventure
2007-11-01 22:55:00
Let's begin with a listing of some useful info and stats...-I live in Nea Makri which is a city 32Kms away from Athens,Greece 's capital and host of the 2004 Olympic Games.-DSL (we only have ADSL to be accurate) arrived in Greece in May 2003; As a completely new technology for the Greek standards it had to overcome some serious (technical) difficulties... Luckily it arrived at my small town in Jan 2004.-I was one of the first (Feb 2,2004) to have a "fast" internet connection with the lightning speed of 384/128 kbps... (real speed approx. 290/100 kbps based on over 10 different ADSL speed tests) paying the incredible small amount of 61 Euros ($78) per month.-Things were always going smooth with a slight problem lasting for over 45 days (Jun-Jul 2004) when the actual speeds went down to Pstn dial-up level... Nothing extraordinary happened,as we learned 3 months later (!) some innovative men had put 120 ports where the maximum limit was 60... No apologies from my ISP,no refunding,no c...
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Back again!
2007-10-31 05:57:00
Hi all,sorry for not updating for a while but i was without internet connection since last Thursday... I'm writing a nice post about my whole adventure,if everything goes as planned i'll be able to post it tomorrow - promise you'll have lots of fun reading it! Btw,i wonder if someone of you has visited God's Center...
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Thoughts of a pervertive Greek mind
2007-10-24 15:53:00
Let's have a look first at the latest news...Chatty lawmakers rack up million-euro phone billPosted Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:13pm AESTTalkative Greek lawmakers have saddled parliament with outstanding phone bills of one million euros ($A1.59 million), news reports said.Greek newspapers reported that the landline and mobile phone call bills were accumulated over the last 20 months, at a time when parliament had already decided to honour older debts worth over 32 million euros ($A51 million).The 300 deputies in parliament are entitled to an annual allowance of 13,500 euros ($A21,500) for fixed calls and 3,000 euros ($A4,700) for mobile phone calls, which they routinely exceed, Eleftheros Typos daily said.Greece 's parliament has not commented so far. The office of parliament speaker Dimitris Sioufas declined to confirm or deny the reports."The speaker has nothing to say," an aide told AFP, adding: "This is not the first time this issue comes up."It is currently unclear whether the new one...
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2 great Progressive Rock acts
2007-10-23 22:55:00
Progressive Rock at it's best : 2 talented young men performing...Mickey Nickolas (of Brazilian's "Banda Tarkus") performing an amazing solo (live in 2005) that left me breathless... Another talented Brazilian,Orlan Charles,performing (part) of Mussorgsky's "Pictures at an Exhibition" live (it's a pity though he's playing in front of a so limited audience...).Emerson,Lake and Palmer's influences are clearly visible!
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Oldies but Goodies
2007-10-21 22:55:00
Blind DriverTalin,EstoniaMen of traffic police arrested a driver because he was driving being drunk in Tartu of South Estonia on Sunday. When they stopped him for alcohol test they found out that he was blind. The extreme 20 years old was driving, taking instructions from the 16 years old sitting next to him. A traffic police officer said today: "First I thought he was drunk but then I realized that he was blind as he could not see the alcohol test device". Caffeine-Infused Soap for the SleepyheadsHaving difficulty in waking up in the morning? Well, the Britons have the answer to that, as they manufactured a soap infused with caffeine capable of helping users have an early and pleasant wake-up. Called "shower shock," the soap is absorbed naturally through the skin, while the caffeine supplied is equivalent to two cups of coffee per shower, claimed the manufacturers. Scented with peppermint oil, the makers suggested that this unique soap will give users a refreshing boost in just fiv...
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Knowledge is Power
2007-10-20 22:54:00
A collection of marvellous quotes written by Greek students"Sir,before the law of gravity was voted did the objects fell?""When Odysseus returned back to Ithaki he found the twenty fans and Penelope working them at max""The precise opposite of the Holy Trinity is the Diabolic Trinity""The seagull is a migrating bird.The summertime goes to the beach,the winter to the coasts.Intermediarily in the dumps and in harbours""The circle is a round line, without connections, linked in such a way that you cannot understand where it begins and where it finishes""The circle does not have neither beginning neither end, unless you stop the diabetes""The revolution of '21 took place 1821 years ago. Today we celebrate it's final fall""The triangle who has two corners is called diagonal""Ludvig the XVI, right after the revolution, was decapitated for the first time in his life in 1792""Despite the fact that the old man was blind,he heard everything"and the winner is... "The Turks couldn't bear the...
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WTF!?!? Indian Thriller!
2007-10-19 22:41:00
I'm pretty sure most of you have seen Michael Jackson's "Thriller " video clip...But have you seen the Indian version??? If not,here it is for all of you to enjoy!
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Burglar Stories
2007-10-19 22:39:00
Burglars move into Alabama woman's homeThu Oct 18, 6:04 PM ET DECATUR, Ala. - Kim Ledford returned to her home after an extended absence and found a strange man in her bed and a woman wearing her clothes. Then another man walked up to question why she was in his house. Once police sorted things out, two were charged with burglary, Kelly Jo Moore, 45, and Cornelius Goode, 29. The man in the bed was not immediately identified or charged.Decatur police spokesman Lt. Frank DeButy said Moore was wearing Ledford's clothes and said she would leave the home if it was causing a problem.DeButy says Goode falsely claimed to be the owner of the residence. It's unclear how long the intruders had been living in the house.DeButy said police also found drug paraphernalia on Moore.Moore and Goode are currently living in the Morgan County Jail.Source : news.yahoo.comCouple make burglar clean up at gunpointThu Oct 18, 9:03 PM ETMONTGOMERY, Ala. - A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to m...
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Bizarre/Hilarious signs (continued)
2007-10-18 20:51:00
AND TODAY'S WINNER IS...
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Doctors remove a 3-inch toothbrush lodged inside woman's nose
2007-10-18 20:50:00
Doctors remove a 3-inch toothbrush lodged inside woman's noseDoctors in India have removed a 3-inch toothbrush lodged inside the nose of a 31-year old woman, a local paper reported.The report said that the housewife went to a hospital in Mumbai two months ago suffering from severe pain.During a CT scan, doctors were shocked to find the broken toothbrush prompting them to order an immediate surgery."I was brushing my teeth, my husband accidentally pushed me and the toothbrush in my hand broke,"| said the woman. "I was left holding the lower portion of the brush but couldn't locate the rest of it.""Soon after, I started bleeding profusely from the nose," she added. "But since that day, I began getting breathless and a foul-smelling discharge began to come out of my nose.""The odor from her nose was so bad that it could be smelt from a distance of two feet," said Kaushal Sheth, the doctor who performed the surgery. "If the object had fallen into her windpipe, she could have choked to...
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Just another (rather bizarre) quiz...
2007-10-17 19:14:00
What Firearm Fits You Best?created with Quiz Farm.comYou scored as SMG Small, lightweight, deadly. SMGs are not very accurate, but contains great punch and lot of ammo. Enjoy.SMG100% Machinegun94% Assault Rifle94% Shotgun81% Sniper Rifle63% Pistol31% Revolver31%
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Priest has no problem worshipping God and Elvis
2007-10-17 19:12:00
Priest has no problem worshipping God and Elvis Tue Oct 16, 9:47 AM ETSORBO, Italy (Reuters) - Romanian-born Antonio Petrescu believes you can worship God and Elvis at the same time: as a Catholic priest and Elvis Presley impersonator, he finds his spiritual inspiration in the late rock legend. "People ask me 'How can you reconcile Elvis impersonations with your choice of professional work?'" said Petrescu, who puts on his glittery suits and swivels his hips when not working as a parish priest in the Italian town of Avezzano.Interviewed by Reuters on a church visit to the tiny town of Sorbo -- population, 52 -- in southern Italy, the priest said he believes Elvis is an appropriate inspiration for Christian worship because he sang of "love in general."The 34-year-old's Web site (www.antoniupetrescu.com) has two separate entries -- one for the priest, another for the artist, which talks about his "fiery voice" and discography including the singles "Lovin' Arms" and "Reach out to J...
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How addicted to blogging are you?
2007-10-16 13:44:00
Surfing the net today (visiting my friends pages) i came across this interesting quiz... Decided to take it and here's the results! Will someone beat me at this one? (ofcourse NOT by cheating but giving honest answers as i did...) 85%How Addict ed to Blogging Are You?Free Online Dating from JustSayHi Thanks to my friend Hannah for sharing this quiz with us! (Haha,i'm more addicted than you!! :) )
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100 Posts!! Let's celebrate!!
2007-10-16 13:27:00
Since this is my post no. 100 i've decided to post something a little different... music!! Some of my all-time favorite songs,hope you'll enjoy them as much as i do!!Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Teen SpiritGreat performer - One of the best parody clips of all time!Rick Wakeman - Journey To The Centre Of The EarthOne of the greatest artists of all time performing live... This album deserves a position in the top five Progressive Rock Albums EVER!Venom - Witching HourThe inventors of Black Metal in one of the best acts ever! (Live clip from the "Ultimate Revenge For Disco" tour ,back in 1985)
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Super Timor
2007-10-15 12:49:00
This is an about 20 years old commercial coming from Ivory Coast - watch out for the great choreography!Translating from French : "Don't kill moskitoes by slapping your cheeks-ouch-slaps on your feet-ouch-Super timor is here!""Super Timor is even stronger with its new formula, by the time they smell Super Timor's odor, the bugs are already dead"Enjoy!
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Mugging victim thwarted with milk crate
2007-10-15 12:47:00
Mugging victim thwarted with milk crateMon Oct 15, 2007A 31-year-old man has been charged with assault after allegedly using a milk crate to help a woman steal a mobile phone from a man in inner Sydney. Police say the 20-year-old victim was talking on his mobile phone on Oxford Street yesterday afternoon, when a woman knocked the phone from his hand and walked off with it.The man told police he was hit in the head by another man with a milk crate when he tried to get his phone back.He was taken to St Vincent's Hospital for a cut to his head and was later released. Police are still looking for the woman involved.Source : abc.net.au
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Great Greek Quotes
2007-10-14 10:37:00
Some great quotes from some great Greek people in random order... * "It's raining at the (football) field,but it's raining outside the field also"-Giannis Argiriou,sportscaster, Euro 1996 in England. * "Every morning after waking up i go to my balcony and stare the Atlantic (ocean)"-Angela Dimitriou,singer who happens to live in Greece . * "Oh,the ball slips by his hand,he's sweating a lot"-Stratos Seftelis,sportscaster at a waterpolo match. * "The head of Karataidis has returned (to defence) and intercepts (the ball)"-Sportcaster from Drama,Greece at ERA-SPORT Radio. * "It's a boring match,nothing special happens,and goal"-The same sportscaster at the same Radio. * "Saravakos crosses,Saravakos header and goal"-Manolis Mavrommatis,sportcaster at a Panathinaikos football match. (Now a member of the Greek Parliament). * "Why does this team always play away (from home)? Don't they have their own football ground?"-Eleni Menegaki,tv star. * "I like all poets,even Beeth...
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More photos!
2007-10-13 12:32:00
Just some great photos i've discovered recently...
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Vodka drip saves poisoned Italian, and no hangover
2007-10-13 12:31:00
Vodka drip saves poisoned Italian , and no hangover Sydney, Australia 10 October 2007 09:11 Australian doctors used an intravenous feed of vodka to keep an Italian tourist alive after he consumed large quantities of a poisonous substance.The 24-year-old man, in an apparent bid at self-harm, had swallowed ethylene glycol, found in antifreeze, which can cause death. Doctors administered pure alcohol, the conventional antidote, but exhausted the hospital's supply.Desperate to continue the treatment the doctors at Mackay Base Hospital in Queensland state hooked up an intravenous feed of vodka, hospital officials said."The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit," Dr Todd Fraser said in a statement on Wednesday."Fortunately for him he was in a medically induced coma for a good portion of that. By the time he woke up I think his hangover would have well and truly gone," Fraser said."The hospital's administrators were also very ...
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Japanese Tetris
2007-10-12 12:17:00
Since today's news come from Japan here's a lovely local TV game...Japanese Tetris
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Japan's cyber-suicide trend takes bizarre twist
2007-10-12 12:16:00
Japan's cyber-suicide trend takes bizarre twistJustin McCurry in TokyoThursday October 11, 2007Guardian Unlimited Police in Japan have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman who had paid him to kill her after contacting him through the internet.Kazunari Saito allegedly fed a large quantity of sleeping pills to his victim, Sayaka Nishizawa, before suffocating her at her apartment in April, local media said.Nishizawa, 21, had contacted her killer days earlier via his mobile phone website, which he had set up to sell sleeping pills to people who were contemplating suicide.But in a bizarre variation on Japan's cyber-suicide trend, Nishizawa reportedly paid Mr Saito 200,000 yen to kill her, imploring him to stay with her until he was certain she was dead.Police initially attributed her death to suicide, but launched a criminal investigation after noticing that her keys and mobile phone were missing. They tracked Mr Saito down after examining Nishizawa's email correspondence....
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