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Lessons on Life...
2008-04-19 20:54:00
Have a bit of patience to read fully, after going through the photos....!!The following pictures are of the same place but taken in different seasons... Lessons on Life There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall.When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen.The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted.The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise.The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.The man then expla...

If Tomorrow Never Comes
2008-03-15 19:09:00
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray The Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, I'd be sure it was your best, before it slipped away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say "I love you" And certainly there's another chance to ask "Anything I can do?" But just in case I might be wrong, a...
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Sunday School
2008-02-29 20:51:00
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School . Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The ...
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What is happiness?
2008-02-06 08:45:00
When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.-Helen KellerHappiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities.-AristotleHappiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.-DemocritusIn the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.-Albert SchweitzerHappiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.-Aldous HuxleyThere is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.-David Burns, Intimate ConnectionsThe happiness of life is made up of minute fractions—the little soon-forgotten charities of a kiss, a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment in the disguise of a playful raillery, and the countless other infinitessimals of pleasurable thought and genial feeling.-Samuel Taylor Co...

The Carpenter (a touching story)
2007-12-29 20:13:00
An elderly Carpenter was ready to retire. He told his Employer-Contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by.The Contractor was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The Carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end his career.When the Carpenter finished his work the builder came to inspect the house, the Contractor handed the front-door key to the Carpenter. "This is your house," he said, "my gift to you."What a shock! What a shame! If he had only know he was building his own house, he would have done it all so differently. Now he had to live in the home he had built none to well.So it is with us. We build our lives in a distra...
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A Prayer for You
2007-12-25 10:42:00
May today there be peace within.May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be.May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.May you be content knowing you are child of God.Let His presence settle into your bones, and allow your soul freedom to sing, dance and to bask in the sun.It is there for each and every one of you.
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A Thought on Life
2007-12-17 16:53:00
Ever lost touch, let a good friendship die,cause you never had time to call and say "hi"?You better slow down, don't dance too fast,time is short, the music won't last.When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there.When you worry and hurry through each day,it is like an unopened gift thrown away.Life is not a race, so take it slower,hear the music before the song is over.
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60 Things That Are Happening Right Now While You Are Reading This Page
2007-12-12 13:46:00
Somebody is very proud of you.Somebody is thinking of you.Somebody is caring about you.Somebody misses you.Somebody wants to talk to you.Somebody wants to be with you.Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.Somebody wants to hold your hand.Somebody hopes everything turns out all right.Somebody wants you to be happy.Somebody wants you to find him/her.Somebody is celebrating your successes.Somebody wants to give you a gift.Somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.Somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot.Somebody wants to hug you.Somebody loves you.Somebody admires your strength.Somebody is thinking of you and smiling.Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.Somebody thinks the world of you.Somebody wants to protect you.Somebody would do anything for you.Somebody wants to be forgiven.Somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.Somebody wants to laugh with you.Somebody rememb...
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A Nice Thought
2007-10-26 10:01:00
To laugh often and love much;To win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children;To earn the approbation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;To appreciate beauty;To find the best in others;To give of one's self;To leave the world a little better, whether by aHealthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemedSocial condition;To have played and laughed with enthusiasmAnd sung with exultation;To know even one life has breathed easierBecause you have lived -This is to have succeeded.
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My Prayer
2007-10-14 08:14:00
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangersBut to be fearless in facing them.Let me not beg for the stilling of my painBut for the heart to conquer it.Let me not look for allies in life's battlefieldBut to my own strength.Let me not crave in anxious fear to be savedBut hope for the patience to win my freedom.Grant me that I may not be a coward,feeling your mercy in my success alone;but let me findThe grasp of Your hand in my failure.- Rabindranath Tagore
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True Love (too good)
2007-09-20 16:35:00
A guy had a cancer and had only 1 month to live.He liked a girl working in a CD shop very much,buthe did not tell her about his love.Every day he used 2 go to the CD shop & buy aCD 2 talk to her.After one month he died.When the girl went & asked about him,his mother told he died n took her 2 his roomand she saw all the cd's unopened... & the girl cried.U know why?she had kept her love letter inside the CD...SO DONT HIDE ANY THING FROM UR BELOVED ONES.......There was a blind girl who used 2 hate every one exepther boy friend.she always used to say that i'll marry uif i could see you.Suddenly 1 day some one donated eyes 2 that girl.When she saw her boyfriend ,she was shocked to thathe was also blind.Her boy friend ansked "WILL U MARRY MENOW"? she simply refused.Her boy friend smiled and wentaway saying,"just take care of my eyes...."thats what LOVE is........A guy and his girl friend where speedingat 100 kmph.GIRL:slow down its too scray...BOY:no its fun.and asked her to...
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Funny Quotes
2007-09-04 09:55:00
I was born intelligent -Education ruined me....................................... .......................Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......So why practice?................................ ................................If it's true that we are here to help others,Then what exactly are the others here for?..................................... .........................Since light travels faster than sound,People appear bright until you hear them speak.................................... .........................How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?.................................... ............................Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa..................................... .........................If your father is a poor man,It is your fate but,If your father-in-law is a poor man,It's your stupidity................................ .........................Behind every successful man, there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man, th...
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Best Moments in Life
2007-09-04 09:54:00
* To fall in love. * To laugh until it hurts your stomach. * To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation. * To go for a vacation at some pretty place. * To listen to your favorite song in the radio. * To go to bed and listen to the rain outside. * To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm. * To clear your last exam. * To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to. * A good conversation with a sweet person. * To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year . * To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces. * Calls at midnight that last for hours. * To laugh without a reason. * To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you. * To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple ofhours. * To hear a song that makes you remember a special person. * To be part of a team. * To watch the sunset from the hill top. * To make new friends. * To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time when y...
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One Liners
2007-09-04 09:53:00
I say no to drugs they just don't listen.A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.Born free taxed to death. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. The hardest part of skating is the ice. My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones.The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. Th...
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Cute Animals
2007-09-04 09:52:00
Kittenshttp://www.webaphoto.com/pictures_ view.exe?albumid=91860&pin=6636655053 3564963764524264824292077718111190036709
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Amazing Facts 1
2007-09-04 09:49:00
Some amazing facts.....-A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body. -A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't. -A rat can last longer without water than a camel can. -About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.-A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.-A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second. -A zebra is white with black stripes.-The hippopotamus gives birth under water and nurses its young in the river as well, though the young hippos do come up periodically for air.-A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime-The world's largest mammal, the blue whale, weighs 50 tons at birth. Fully grown, it weighs as much as 150 tons. -The world's largest rodent is the Capybara. An Amazon water hog that looks like a guinea pig, it can weigh more than 100 pounds.-The world's smallest mammal is the bumblebee bat of Thailand, weighing less than a penny.-While sleeping, one man in eight snores, and one in ten g...
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SMS - A bit "Hi-Fi"
2007-09-04 09:48:00
• friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!• I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!• I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!• I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead• Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?• Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!• Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a to...

SMS - Life
2007-09-04 09:46:00
• A smile is a curve that can. Straighten out a lot of things.• Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly.• da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream.• It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not.• Dont b afraid 2 expose urself. Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time, it might b 2 late!• Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay.• What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?• You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more.• 2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.• If you are the flame you can't be burned.• Yesterday is hi...
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SMS - Friendz
2007-09-04 09:46:00
• why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.• On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and fink of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish,dat u were here!• stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end• Although its quite a statement, Well it happens 2 b true. The best friend i ever had, Im glad 2 say its u!• The years will come, the years will go, but with each 1 i wil always know, whichever way the road may bend, u wil always be my best friend.• when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.• Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-• The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these toget...

SMS - Reasons Y
2007-09-04 09:45:00
• 4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!• 3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!• Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!• Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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SMS - Newsflash
2007-09-04 09:44:00
• NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the one off.• *NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day! She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!• *NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)

SMS - Wrong Person
2007-09-04 09:43:00
• Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?• You're Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!• Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!• Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number!• This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.• I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
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SMS - Word Games
2007-09-04 09:42:00
• Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!• Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!• This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!• Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!• if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!• I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls can I have "U"?
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SMS - Humour
2007-09-04 09:36:00
• Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!!• Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all.• A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.• At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on.• The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?• i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again.• Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text• Merry Christmas, Enjoy N...
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Marriage Quotes
2007-09-04 09:32:00
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."Henry Youngman "I don't worry abou...
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Husband-Wife Tech Talk
2007-09-04 09:31:00
HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad command or file name. WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning! HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel. WIFE: HAE BHAGAWAN! Forget it, where's your salary? HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time. WIFE: Atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied. WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you! HUSBAND: Data type mismatch. WIFE: You are useless! HUSBAND: By default. WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning? HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot. WIFE: What is my value in your life? HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected. WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?! HUSBAND: Too many parame...
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Marriage
2007-09-04 09:29:00
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous------------------------------ --------------------------------------- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde------------------------------------ ---------------------------------- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison---------------------------------- ------------------------------------ A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous------------------------------ --------------------------------------- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken---------------------------------- ----------...
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One Line Jokes
2007-09-04 09:28:00
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"Wife: "I couldn't lift the table.""What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak."Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it." When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. "Where did you get those big eyes?" "They came with the face." I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks." "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from." "Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?" "Yes if you're ...
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Jokes 1
2007-09-04 09:23:00
Intelligent Quotes"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign."That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas." It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President“If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires.” – George BushReportingWhen the media does it, it's called "news coverage." When an individual does it, it's called "stalking."Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. "My son," the first one says, "started out washi...
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