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Global Apathy Metal Podcast #6 - Another Stupid Show.
2007-12-20 22:41:00
Another stupid show. This Show features Iron Monkey, Hangmans Chair, Grave, StarChild, Middian, Beaten Back to Pure, Sofa King Killer, and Pelican. As always email us and leave lots of comments. podcast (AT) globalapathy.com There will be now new shows until after the new year unless I start feeling especially motivated. That’s probably not going to happen. Merry Christmas.
More About: Metal , Podcast , Global , Stupid

Fucking Austria
2007-12-18 00:55:00
I just learned of a town called Fucking in Austria . And now i really want to visit there. Bitte - nicht so schnell! = Please - not so fast! (Brought to you by the Pedophilia Awareness Institute.) Apparently people kept stealing the signs, So they put up re-enforced signs with cement foundations. Here’s a CNN story with awesome quotes such as… “We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed,” “It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile.” And “Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking,” she said. “Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards.” Fucking Awesome. My new job is shitty… And driving 2 hours and over 100 miles every day is bullshit. My tire blew out on the second day, and I walked the remaining 4 miles because I left the car at a garage to get a new tire on while at work. I thi...

Global Apathy Metal Podcast #5 - The Jenkem Show
2007-12-13 12:36:00
The Jenkem Show . This show features Exhumed, Weedeater, Make a change.. Kill yourself, Sourvein, Moss, Immolation, and Corrupted. Tons of babble about the newest drug sweeping the nation, and your colon… Jenkem! As always, submit your bands music to podcast (AT) globalapathy.com Leave a comment about your Jenkem experiences. My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-0f41bf798478f3d0d077ddbc96ffaa28} addthis_url ...
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Starting a new job tomorrow. Bleh.
2007-12-09 14:59:00
It’s going to suck.. It pays less than my old job, and its around 50 miles away. That means tons of gas, and an extra 10 hours per week of driving. Plus my car is a piece of shit, and will most likely break down. Soooooo…. FUCK. I have no choice, ...
More About: Tomorrow , Morrow , Tomo

Global Apathy Metal Podcast #4 - The get back to work show.
2007-12-06 21:17:00
The Back to work show.This show features Lesbian, Regurgitate, Yob, Bathtub Shitter, Otesanek, Gasp, and Monument of Urns. Contact us at podcast (AT) globalapathy.com addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.globalapathy.com%2Finde x.php%2F2007%2F12%2F06%2Fglobal-apathy-me tal-podcast-4-get-back-to-work-show%2F'; addthis_title = 'Global+Apathy+Metal +Podcast +%234+-+The+g et+back+to+work+show.'; addthis_pub = '';
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Steve Wilkos - We live under a bridge.
2007-12-04 18:40:00
Just watched Steve Wilkos help a mother and her 3 children who live under a bridge. I probably shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did.. But it’s hard to stop once you start laughing. You know how that goes… A kid eating from a garbage can to me is like watching Seinfeld to ...
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Dear Maury
2007-12-04 15:29:00
My baby is 9 months old. 18-19 months ago i had sex with the football team, the basketball team, and this one white guy. I was drunk for the white guy. Could we please test all these random people to see who the father is? I promise to act really broken up when you read ...

You People are Sickos.
2007-12-03 23:13:00
I’ve been tearing down a wall, and trying to fix a cracked pipe all weekend. (I’ll post pictures in a later update.) It’s been a HUGE mess, and totally fucked up my living room. I pretty much have the demolition finished now, and will be doing the repairs later this week. Anyway I guess the nullo ...
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Global Apathy Metal Podcast #3
2007-11-29 18:11:00
This show features Carcass, Soilent Green, Nux Vomica, Novembers Doom, Pig Destroyer, Burning Witch, Khanate, Rotting Christ, Goatwhore, and Godflesh. Todays show just happened to be sixty six minutes and six seconds.. Seriously. Total coincidence. If you want your bands music played on the show, email podcast (AT) globalapathy.com Leave a comment and let us know what you ...
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I’m sick as hell, and Zicam isn’t working.
2007-11-27 01:15:00
I think I started taking it too late, it wasn’t at the first sign of a cold… More like the 35th hour of feeling like shit. But I dropped $11.99 on the RapidMelts tablets. Citrus Flavored. It’s basically like putting orange flavored chalk in your mouth, and letting it disolve. I made the mistake of drinking water after I took it, and it was like mixing Tang in my mouth. Gritty, medicine like, Tang. I still feel sick. Fuck you Zicam.
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CorpseGrinder WoW video, last one standing, thanksgiving is over
2007-11-24 09:54:00
This video is a few months old, but I never saw it before… What a dork. CorpseGrinder flips out over World of Warcraft. I wish I could get that psyched about anything. I just watched the first episode of Last One Standing on Discovery VOD… I can’t handle the shaman giving zerberts to the big dread. ...
More About: Video , Thanksgiving , Hank

Global Apathy Metal Podcast #2
2007-11-21 07:56:00
This show features EyeHateGod, Acid Bath, OverRider, AngelCorpse, FaceDownInShit, Church of Misery, Monarch!, Despondency, Black Cobra, Rwake, Grief, Bolt Thrower, and the Cursing Robot. If you want your bands music played on the show, email podcast (AT) globalapathy.com Leave a comment and let me know what you think about the show. addthis_url ...
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Phoning it in Link Post. Assume Everything is NSFW
2007-11-20 02:30:00
Eunuch Stuff - These are gross.. I can’t understand how people can hack their junk off. The Eunuch .org domain A story, and some gross pictures Burdizzo Castration News Story about an at home surgeon who’s done over 50 of these. Not sure if you want to hack your dick off? Here’s a guide to help you make up your mind, you sickening freak. A story, hard to read… hard to believe Fart Stuff Naked Brazilian Girls Farting In each others faces. A girl posing and farting. Creepy Asian fart powder video Random Stuff. Phil Ansalmo bullies some kid at a Down show because he threw a bottle on stage Talented art guy making food art. The guys website Chewed food art A girl punches a guy and drops him. Then he gets up and punches her back. Retarded, Inbred, White tiger. Crazy Asian Fanta Commercials Strange safety video Why not post a comment and tell me your reactions to some of this weird crap?
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Pos-T-Vac is FDA Approved for marketing.
2007-11-19 10:23:00
Thank God I randomly woke up at 3AM this morning… Because I went downstairs after lying in bed for awhile and got to catch the back end of the Pos-T-Vac infomercial. What do you think of when you hear that products name? Personally this image pops into my head. “How exactly does the Pos-I-Track rear end on a Plymouth work???It just does!!!” That’s right… It just does!! Well, the makers of the Pos-T-Vac want you to feel the same about your old, limp, useless penis. And although I didn’t actually see the product on the infomercial, a trip to the website really shows you, in detail, what the deal is with Postvac. When you write it without the hyphens, you’ll see it’s a vacuum for your post. (Get it?) I have no idea if this works… But apparently you put it on your erectile dysfunction riddled penis, and it sucks it until you get a “safe, and natural” boner that you can keep until you take the “ring off”. ...
More About: Marketing , Prove

Global Apathy Metal Podcast #1
2007-11-15 20:15:00
Ok so here it is.. The first podcast. Ever. And it shows. Hopefully I’ll get better at these… If not maybe they can become all music, no talk. This debut show features BuzzOv*en, Noothgrush, Meatjack, Suffocation, Gaza, Absu, Baphomet, Coffins, and Ministry. Anyway… Take a listen, and please let me know what you think by leaving a comment, or by emailing podcast (a-t) globalapathy.com
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I’m against Urns
2007-11-15 19:29:00
I was thinking about this today. I decided that being cremated, and having an urn is a totally inconsiderate. As a matter of fact, it’s a downright fucked up thing to do to your surviving relatives for generations to come. Now the next person in line is obligated out of guilt to keep a vase full of dead relative dirt safe. Not only that, but then when they die, someone else in the family has to take the eternal ashtray for safekeeping. So this dirt container has to be passed down from generation to generation to the point where some distant bloodline 10 steps down from you is being burdened with your old carbon. That’s fucked up. And what if everyone in the family gets cremated? Then the hassle would grow over time.. Eventually filling a closet or shed for some poor distant relative. Fuck that. Get buried, or thrown in the garbage. Umm I just taped a Podcast show.. The music in it is awesome. The “radio” part of it… SUCKS. I suck.. Seriously.. I&...

I?m against Urns
2007-11-15 19:29:00
I was thinking about this today. I decided that being cremated, and having an urn is a totally inconsiderate. As a matter of fact, it’s a downright fucked up thing to do to your surviving relatives for generations to come. Now the next person in line is obligated out of guilt to keep a vase full ...

Podcast Testing
2007-11-14 00:30:00
This is a test of the new podcast plugin.. Two songs from the amazing sludge metal band Noothgrush. My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-0f41bf798478f3d0d077ddbc96ffaa28} addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.globalapathy.com%2Finde x.php%2F2007%2F11%2F13%2Fpodcast-testing% 2F'; addthis_title = 'Podcast+Testing '; addthis_pub = '';

Guess who sucks at everything.
2007-11-13 06:58:00
That’s right… I do! I quit a job awhile ago, because I had been there for 6 years, and I totally fucking hated it. I really didn’t have much of a plan… I figured I could play poker and do some freelance computer work… Well… bills, tilt, and laziness have pretty much made my inadequate ...
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Late Nite TV Freak Out.
2007-11-13 01:47:00
Lately on the history channel and CNN there have been all these shows about how the environment is changing, and global warming is fucking everything up. It makes it really easy to sleep when faced with melting ice caps, and peak oil crisis. It’s pretty depressing. I also watched this show 30 days with the guy ...
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Why whores are my heroes
2007-11-09 01:13:00
I found this pdf and it totally makes me laugh. My favorites are number 34 and 38. Hooray for whores! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.globalapathy.com%2Finde x.php%2F2007%2F11%2F08%2Fwhy-whores-are-m y-heroes%2F'; addthis_title = 'Why+whores+are+my+heroes'; addthis_pub = '';
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Divorce Letter
2007-11-09 00:52:00
I guess this is old… But I had never read it before, and it made me laugh… So I figured I’d repost it. Dear Connie, I know the counsellor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you ...
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Stop hugging, Slut.
2007-11-09 00:42:00
My blog postings have been automated here. So now you’ll never even need to bother reading this page again. I saw this story on CNN last night. It’s funny that they called it the girls second offense, because she hugged 2 people. Now I?m annoyed by hug whores as much as the next guy… You know ...
More About: Stop , Slut , Hugging

Not a Part of The Postal Service
2007-11-08 01:46:00
Not that shitty emo band, But the actual post office. I went there today to fill out an application, because the ad in the newspaper said SEASONAL TEMPORARY HELP WANTED. It’s bound to be a shitty job, but I need money. And the pay is decent for a part time job. Well, there was a big ...
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The State is not here
2007-11-06 21:31:00
I noticed someone searching for Booger Booger and Farty Butt in statpress. That can only mean a state fan is searching for the old State episodes. And I can’t blame them… Because The State is awesome. However, It was such a bandwidth draining endeavor I had to stop hosting the videos. I still ...

Google Loves Me, I Love the PedEgg
2007-11-05 22:44:00
So google totally must’ve skimmed over this page, because I was approved for google adwords… So Now it’s time to get rich son. I saw a wierd commercial the other day for something called the Ped Egg and It really made me wish my feet had some sort of dragon scales on them so I ...
More About: Google , Products , Love

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