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Stumble Upon link post.
2007-11-03 01:53:00
I just signed up for stumble upon, and decided to post the first 10 sites it has lead me to. So here they are. Mouse Party - A fun flash animation that shows you how drugs affect your brain. Webtender Drinking Games - Bartending mega site’s list of drinking games. Pranks.com - Newest Toy Recall from ...
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The trampled cheerleader video, Google AdSense limiting my creativity, and
2007-10-31 11:04:00
The cheerleader getting run over video made me laugh before I went to bed yesterday. Other than that, I’m totally stocked up on candy for the neighborhood kids tonight. And I’m also ready to watch 6 Halloweens in a row.. Ummm no, not really. But I wish I could do that. I don’t have the fortitude for that many consecutive hours of any film franchise. I applied for Google Adsense for this mess of a site. I doubt I’ll get approved for it, but it seems like everyone’s doing it.. And they’re all getting super crazy rich, like Wayne Newton or some shit. It’s about time I Newtonized my wallet through googles wonderful money tree… So this is my open letter to Google… Please forgive me for my language. I am but a wayward youth trying to get by in this crazy world. I’m really trying to be a good person here, and I’d like to be considered by your decency board of review, as rehabilitated. I’m sorry about the link to 2girls1cu...
More About: Video , Google Adsense , Creativity

The Linking Post.
2007-10-30 12:08:00
I don’t understand page rank, or technorati… But I was told if I reviewed Entertainment blog EzineBlog.org They’d link back and improve my pagerank, and many other things such as penis size and income tax refund… Hah! Like I’m getting a tax refund. So Anyway I looked at their site.. And it seems super fucking great. I guess.. I dunno, I really didn’t get that far because I enjoy links to porno, guns, and nut scratching.. But I read up on michael vick and what a shitty scumbag he is.. so it’s an informative site… Have I whored this enough? Can I have my stamina and girth increasing link now? Great.. Thanks.
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Horror Movies and Soulja Boy still sucks.
2007-10-30 07:21:00
From the looks of my Google search referrals alot of idiots search for Soulja Boy . Of course I spelled it Soldier Boy, because I’m not a netspeak douche… But now those same retards looking for their soulja boy info should get led to this post. Instead of THIS one. And to them I say, “Please Fuck Yourself With A Knife.” Since it’s close to Halloween, They’re playing tons of horror movies on TV today. I watched Freddy vs. Jason for the first time, and it was REAL shitty. They shouldn’t have bothered… Although now I can say I think I’ve seen every Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street movie ever made. But I might have missed Jason goes to Hell.. I don’t know. It’s tough to say, because they’re all the fucking same, and I don’t remember anything about that one.. As much as I loved watching these teenagers get killed when I was younger, now I find them to be living too long for my liking. I need their...
More About: Movies , Horror , Sucks

Halloween Parade
2007-10-29 09:40:00
I went to a tiny towns halloween parade with my kid today, and it was fun for awhile, But the shit lasted 2 hours.. 2 fucking hours. It was cold as hell, so we spent the last 45 minutes in the car waiting for it to end.(The parade goes over the only bridge to get across a stream that we had to cross to get home. Pretty great layout… drive 20+ miles out of the way to get home, or wait until the parade ends. Great thinking.) My son got a shitload of candy, mostly tootsie rolls, because noone throws good candy at these. It’s tootsie rolls, the fruit version footsie rolls (which are named after the feet that flavor them.) smarties, and dum dums. All the shit candy only kids will eat. I guess that’s good though, because I’m totally jealous of the Twix and Peanut Chews everyone who isn’t diabetic get to pig out on. Speaking of which, I ate ice cream and felt like I was going to die the other day. It was really sick… I don’t think my body is r...
More About: Parade , Halloween , Allo

Shocktoberfest is dope, Jason’s Woods is not.
2007-10-29 09:31:00
Ok, First of all… Jason ’s Woods is gay. Fuck it. Don’t go there. It’s $25 a ticket, and your shoes will get ruined. At least after it rains anyway. Their combo pass includes 2 “free” attractions. One being a museum… Which was a pole building with a bunch of old horror movie stuff, like freddys glove and jasons mask and stuff. Then they herd everyone into a maze. A maze with an open roof. A maze with an open roof that has been rained on for 2 days straight with a dirt (MUD) floor that has basically turned into 2 inch deep muck filled slippery train wreck. So you’re in this mess, and the line moves 2 feet every 20-30 seconds, and it’s pitch black. It totally sucks, and makes you hate Jasons Woods. Not because it’s muddy, But because the people working the door of the mud maze don’t tell you before you go in it.. It’s a shitty free attraction that ruins your clothing. Everyone standing in the line that they...
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Shocktoberfest is dope, Jason?s Woods is not.
2007-10-29 09:31:00
Ok, First of all… Jason ’s Woods is gay. Fuck it. Don’t go there. It’s $25 a ticket, and your shoes will get ruined. At least after it rains anyway. Their combo pass includes 2 “free” attractions. One being a museum… Which was a pole building with a bunch of old horror movie stuff, like ...
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Crank Dat - Soldier Boy Tell Em
2007-10-27 07:36:00
Just when I think shitty southern rap can’t possibly get any worse, a new breed of inbreed proves me wrong. I just watched this douchebag “Crank Dat” and let me tell you, I’d like to Crank Dat bullet into my brain… It’s hardly even rap.. Not to sound like every old person you’ve ever met ...
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Crank Dat - Soldier Boy Tell Em
2007-10-27 07:36:00
Just when I think shitty southern rap can’t possibly get any worse, a new breed of inbreed proves me wrong. I just watched this douchebag “Cran k Dat” and let me tell you, I’d like to Crank Dat bullet into my brain… It’s hardly even rap.. Not to sound like every old person you’ve ever met ...
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Wolves fear me
2007-10-26 15:32:00
Well, one specific wolf anyway. She was being boarded at a kennel that my girlfriend works at. I had no idea you could have a wolf as a domesticated pet, but it seems you can. Because this friggin thing was totally afraid of me, and super submissive. I felt bad freaking it out, ...
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Jimmie Kimmel and my miserable failure.
2007-10-26 07:03:00
Jack LaLane is on Jimmie Kimmel right now, and that crazy old coot is hyper… But he’s getting this wierd foam in the corners of his mouth. By the end of the interview, I’m imagining Jimmies set to look like a washing machine overflowed. He’s a frothy old fucker. So as you may or may ...
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Dear Fucking Christ.
2007-10-25 16:58:00
Here’s a challenge… Go to youtube, do a search for the word cyst… look at every video you can there.. The horse one, the “at home” one, the sebaceous knee, all the surgical ones, the fucking syringe one, etc.. Let it lead you to the zit ones, and eventually to the most disturbing ones ever ...
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the nullo story
2007-10-21 06:16:00
I had posted this back in 2003 when the old site was up. It got pretty popular, and spread around in some places.This story still gets about 80 hits a month.. So I figured instead of people getting 404 errors I’d repost it… Enjoy. Bill McHenry is a 26-year old white male with a stocky build ...
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the nullo story
2007-10-21 06:16:00
I had posted this back in 2003 when the old site was up. It got pretty popular, and spread around in some places.This story still gets about 80 hits a month.. So I figured instead of people getting 404 errors I’d repost it… Enjoy. .adHeadline {font: bold 10pt Arial; text-decoration: underline; color: #FD5A1E;} ...
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I Hate Ellens? Ex-Dog, Baseball, and That Bitch at The Miniature Golf Place
2007-10-19 07:14:00
I’m really sick of seeing Ellen crying on the news about a dog she gave away, that someone else took from the people she gave it to… or something like that.. Who knows.. Lesbians are so fucking complicated, you never know what they’re up to. Either way, I’m sick of hearing about it. Just ...
More About: Baseball , Golf , Hate , Bitch , Place

I Hate Ellens Ex-Dog, Baseball, and That Bitch at The Miniature Golf Place.
2007-10-19 07:14:00
I’m really sick of seeing Ellen crying on the news about a dog she gave away, that someone else took from the people she gave it to… or something like that.. Who knows.. Lesbians are so fucking complicated, you never know what they’re up to. Either way, I’m sick of hearing about it. Just ...
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Everyone has had this moment.
2007-10-18 06:04:00
So you’re with someone, and suddenly they say “Don’t Move!” while approaching you. Instantly you know something is wrong, and your imagination floods your senses with everything from bugs, to creeping leprosy, to that devil on your shoulder who is supposed to appear at the same time the angel does, to who knows what. ...
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Fishy Fishy
2007-10-17 21:32:00
I’m about to go fishing in a local canal. Should be fun.I finally got the RSS feed problems worked out… It had to do with line breaks before the PHP initialization in the index file. Fascinating, right? Probably not… But it was totally pissing me off. So I’m glad to have taken care of it.I ...

Another FULL Day.
2007-10-16 21:49:00
I’ll be taking out the garbage, doing laundry, and cooking dinner today. I’m living a full life. Does anyone even read this? And if so, Why? The world is falling apart, and our days of comfortable living are numbered… Stop wasting your time. I’ll handle the time wasting for everyone.Time to peel ...
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