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Mental Health Day
2008-04-15 08:22:00 Wednesday morning was wet. The rain on the tin roof of my turn of the century flat sounded soothing snugged under the warmth and comfort of the duvet. It wouldn’t be cold out of bed, but it wouldn’t be the welcome to the day I wanted. Out of smokes, small change, clean shirts and coffee. The alarm announced office hours, but I just kept buying a fifteen minute snooze ’til well after nine. I didn’t want to play today. Bed sounded best so I sent in a sickie text. The time finally came to climb out of the pit in the early afternoon. My Chemical Romance announced a call around midday. “Paul speaking.” “’Sis Pete. Whatchyou doin.” “Sleeping.” “Sleeping.” mocks Pete. Pete’s a thirty year Black Power veteren. He’s a high ranking enforcer with a long service medal tattooed in the form of a clenched fist on each temple. Not to mention various other cartoons on aforementioned body. “R... More About: Health , Mental , General , Mental Health
Blogblockageitis
2008-04-09 13:24:00 So, maybe this one will go down as self indulgent, maybe in the words of a good friend “fluffy". What ails me ? Nothing really but I’m still learning the etiquette of blogging and as an individual I thrive on feedback so discovering the reality of blogging, one aspect of which is reality versus expectations regarding contributions from others has been hard from me. I remain willing to “expose” the stories, thoughts & experiences but I struggle to do so without active participation from others. That’s the main reason for the long pauses, my nature is to put it out there & wait to see how people react then share more based on that feedback. So far minimal reaction therefore minimal sharing. There are a few exceptions - Sally & Spanks have responded & encouraged me along with others who haven’t been around the nzescortsblog boards recently (thank you) So the challenge is laid - respond, contribute, motivate me & I’ll con... More About: General
Way Cool Place
2008-04-06 05:52:00 Went to the Omaka Aviation Centre in Blenhiem its way cool!! the boy loved it, Kiwi Director Peter Jackson has some of his planes their and i think he partly funds the place. You can take pics, but they say not to put them on the Net . So i breaking their rules but, here is there website http://www.omaka.org.nz Well worth the look for young and old. More About: General , Cool , Place
KiaOra magazine bright ideas
2008-03-31 11:45:00 If you’ve ever travelled with Air New Zealand you’ll be aware of their KiaOra magazine stuffed in behind their emergency instructions at the back of each seat. Did you know you’re allowed to take it with you? . The evening I recently spent with MrUsa there was a copy on the hotel room coffee table. He suggested running an ad in aforementioned magazine would be a good idea. He wasnt wrong! Brilliant. Now all I need to do is come up with one which disguises the “Hooker” element while still registering with those I need it to. Ive been thinking about it. What do you think of this? I took the KiaOra pic during my flight back from Queenstown. The things I point my camera at?! More About: Ideas , Magazine , Bright Ideas , Novelties , Bright
The Pork Sword
2008-03-31 04:42:00 I googled Pork Sword after FoggyKiwis comment here. From Urbandictionary.com: Pork sword: penis, cock, dick, knob, dong, schlong, wang, meat, whistle, mutton, dagger, prick, spam, javelin, tube, steak, bologna, pony, boner, giggle, stick, junk, love stick, truncheon, meat club, meat spike, member, pocket rocket, pole, rod, salami, sausage, shaft, shlong, skin flute, tool, wee-wee, willy. 1. The spam javelin. When i was a lad i was a cavalier amongst pork swordsmen! 2. The large fleshy thing between a man’s legs. More commonly known as a penis. A whore would say “Whoa, you are hung. That’s the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer” 3. The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis. I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip. 4. A man’s pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs. Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody’s eye out with it! 5. Penis; boy parts; tube st... More About: Novelties , Allsorts
Its raining (great) men
2008-03-31 03:20:00 Where to start? Following on from a fantastic night with MrUSA Ive had a string of great dates starting with a Gent at his home out of Auckland. Over four hours, a variety of fresh seafood barbequed for dinner, perfect weather, no city noise and very good company. Ill call him Horse Man. This rendezvous has been a number of months in the planning. Some people just click and we did. Im hoping this isnt the last we hear of him. Pudding Man called last weekend. Im always thrilled to hear from him and was able to book flights to Wellington for Tuesday. We started with a leisurely lunch at Coyotes. Thereafter it was off to investigate a cake shop we’d spotted which happened to have Tiramisu! Required customary stocks of said dessert was purchased before heading home. His home cooked food (yes, the way to this girls heart in definitely through her stomach), tlc and laughing at my jokes are always a treat. But, the orgasms continue to match and exceed any Ive ever had…in my li... More About: Great , Allsorts , Raining
Auckland Escorts News
2008-03-30 05:00:00 One times diabolically neglected blog. Bad Sally. Some news to get rolling again: Victoria Duvel has headed to Perth, with friends, for an undecided amount of time. They’re thinking 4-5 months but who knows. Good luck girls! With Victoria heading off Ace Escort Agency has come to a close too. Chanel Delecroix now has a website (again). Im really happy with it after some serious artists block. Chanel is the first to sign up for my Escorts Website Rental. So far so good, thanks Chanel. She should be calling in shortly for a cuppa. Ginga Gangbang has put her plans on hold indefinitely. She’s keeping her domain alive so options stay open. I have been looking forward to working with her. Im out tonight for Sunday Roast with Paul. Nice. Pork, vege and gravy aside Im in the mood for some drinks and his penis. More About: News , Webdesign , Auckland , Allsorts
Crossroads
2008-03-27 10:11:00 The post promised in Bittersweet Temptation is still work in progress, mainly because of the junction this voyager finds himself standing in the middle of, pondering which path to follow. The choices that I can see through the mist are: 1. Fall deeper within Mistress Cleo’s powers & accept the dark urges. 2. Find a compromise with Mistress - we enjoy each other’s company and the debate 3. Pull back from the pathway that leads me back to the darker side. 4. Follow the path that has surprised me with someone I met who has lived the intellectual & emotionally charged subtle version of dominance & submission. It might end up being no more than sharing stories & past experiences with someone who challenges me so exquisitely but the intrigue is deep & powerful. 5. Return to the safety & solitude of the cave. 6. Walk into the mist in search of new pathways If nothing else recent events (including long conversations with the friend I’ve yet to me... More About: General , Crossroads
Chinese Massage, a treat
2008-03-17 11:19:00 We’ll call him MrUSA. He was an overnight booking 2.5 years ago, back in the old days when I charged $800 for 12 hours. He stood out firstly because we’d hit it off, I had a great night. Secondly he over-paid me by $700. I had time to kill that morning waiting for the boat to Waiheke Is and decided to shout myself a small gift. I bought a ring, about $70, which Ive worn on my left hand index finger to this day. We’ve stayed in touch but last night we met (finally) for the second time. A 6 hrs date which became over 8 at his hotel. We’d intended to spend part of the evening watching a movie but Gent had another option for me, a Chinese massage from one of our Auckland agencies. Lets see…movie…massage…movie …massage?? Candy arrived a little after 9:00 . The one hour she’d been booked for became two. Sally was in heaven. A cute Chinese lady massaging her every square millimetre amid commenting on Sally’s various “beauti... More About: Massage , Treat
Bittersweet temptation
2008-03-15 22:07:00 There must be something in the air (or Pinot Noir) at the moment, following on from briefly emerging from retirement with Miss Violet the process of thinking about further darkside posts tempted me to to book a session with Mistress Cleo (currently found on NZGirls). I had seen her many years ago & played deliciously deviant games with her but it was more a matter of being several years since I’ve knelt before a beautiful Pro-Domme so felt I should taste the anxiety & anticipation as a refresher. Short version is that fun was had (more on her part but such is the game) & the session which was more like a conversation with people who understand the equation. There were painful & suitably humiliating edges but I left smiling. I’m still working on the post I had in mind before last night, this one is more a self indulgent exercise in getting the thoughts & emotions flowing again. So what’s it all about for me ? No simple answer, lots of words th... More About: Pandora , General , Temptation , Bittersweet
One times girl very, very proud...
2008-03-14 12:47:00 …of her one times Father. Im up North . Yesterday, sorry, day before yesterday now, Dad set out on the Twin Coast Mizone Cycle Challenge with 450 other riders. Four Days, Two Coasts, 360km. Cycling has been a more recent pastime but this event will more than likely be the first of many. I hope to have his energy when Im 59yo . Was a thrill to be at the start and I cant wait to be at the finish line on Sunday! Ive decided purchase of my own bike would be a very good idea given the phenomenal quality of cyclists bottoms. A literal sea of them! More About: Photography , Girl , Times , Proud
Temporary remission
2008-03-14 11:46:00 I’ve been reminded by Spanknsparkel that I have been avoiding the blog for too long, I had hoped for feedback and encouragement but such is the reality of blogging that people watch but rarely dive in. Promise that there will be more darkside stories over the weekend. I do have to admit that I’ve briefly broken my retirement policy to have way too much fun with Miss Violet during some downtime in Christchurch. Well worth the escape as reported on escortsforum More About: General
hello
2008-03-12 04:15:00 Hi, my name is Shantell as you can see. I am a 29 year old lady of leisure; but I do get compensated for my time. DO NOT ask me were I was born!!! I have advertised a few times and I have seen a few gentlemen but it has never been constant because my very busy social life does not allow me the time. Feel free to say whatever it is you want but be advised that I may not answer certain questions simply because I may not want to answer or surprise surprise I may not have the answer. More About: General
Presenting...Shantell Myers
2008-03-11 08:26:00 Another Blast from the past. Yep, she’s back with a re-launched profile on Elite Escorts and, the really exciting part…her own Escort Blog. Hello Shantell x She needed fresh pictures so, on a whim, I suggested we hit the street after dark. Something Ive wanted to do for eeons and fully expect “Erotic in Public” to become a forte. I love it, particularly thrilling given the inevitable spectators. We didnt have great expectations and the best shots wound up being of her in a shopping trolley which arent, unfortunately, strictly appropriate for Escort advertising…unless we did something funky like Buy Now or Add to Cart text underneath . Shantell was a hit with both Photographer and on-lookers. The embarrased “Im not really looking” ones, others who decided where they were going could wait and the bus driver who was, hopefully, not supposed to be doing his run. What a blast! Ive added a couple to my Photoblog, others you can see on Shantell... More About: Photography , Myers , Presenting
Mar 08 . Shantell Myers
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Mar 08 . Shantell Myers
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My Diaries, a new blog
2008-03-09 15:31:00 Ive just got back from Sunday roast night with Paul. I didnt stay the night because Im supposed to be building a blog for Shantell, Escort some may remember. After Thursday night dinner, drinks and talk till the wee hours with Fashion Man Ive been a recluse all weekend. Phone off, head down, bum up…and I have something to show for it! Id like to introduce you to…drum roll please…A Hot Bath, my Teenage Diaries I kept a diary (on and off) for 9 years from when I was 15 yo. I wrote my diaries expecting that no-one, probably not even me, would ever read them. I outwardly cringe reading them and no-one, not even closest friends, have even been allowed a peek until recently. Im turning them into a blog firstly so I can relive it all piece by fabulous piece, just flicking through I realise how much Ive forgotten. Secondly to record them in a format other than pen on paper, and thirdly because there is little scarier than sharing ones raw account of life with an ent... More About: Blog , Adventures , Allsorts
Calling rape what it is.
2008-03-05 02:30:00 For a number of months now Ive been watching the reponses on a post by College Callgirl. 294 comments to date and still rising. Titled My Number is Eight it begins: I have been sexually assaulted more than once. Each time that it happened to me, I felt that extenuating circumstances kept it from truly being rape. I was working as a prostitute, he was my boyfriend, I was drunk, I got in the car. I never believed that I had fought hard enough. I made excuses for the men who hurt me; I told myself “he didn’t know what he was doing.” When I spoke about my experiences with sexual assault (which I did very rarely), I would say only that “a lot of bad things have happened to me.” College Callgirl goes on to describe the 8 times she’s been raped, dating back to 12 or 13 years old. The profound impact her post has had on many is extraordinary. One can easily start to feel like they’re the odd one out having never been violated myself. This morni... More About: Articles , Calling , Rape
Do not write "Escort" under "Occupation"...
2008-03-04 11:05:00 …when you’re flying into New Zealand! This afternoon I picked Robyn up from the airport. About 5 minutes away I realised I should have warned her not to write “Escort” where they ask your occupation. A trip to Sydney two years ago. Coming through Auckland Airport on my way home the passport checking guy looked at me strangely before directing me to a big, stale white waiting room with tables. A customs guy arrived and started searching my bags, asking various questions as he went. I had no idea why Id been stopped until questions started about my work. Light goes on. “You stopped me because Im an Escort didnt you?” He went bright red. “Yes, we’ve never had anyone write it as their occupation before.” They did the same to Robyn today . More About: Write
Age is not just a number.
2008-03-04 10:31:00 What age do you prefer your escort to be? Ive just closed our above survey on Elite. As with other surveys the figure to the right is the final percentage of votes. Now, theres no chance that 18-19 year olds make up 36% of advertising sex workers in New Zealand. You girls must be flat out! These results suggests that 2/3 of punters are looking for someone under 30, 1/3 want a lady 30+. It could be that 1/3 of escorts are over 30 but there arent 1/3 advertising as over 30 and a bloke looking for someone over 50 is shit out of luck. They’re out there of course, just not on paper. It means that 30+, 40+ in particular, is our most untapped market. Thoughts? 18 - 19: 36 20 - 24: 16 25 - 29: 12 30 - 39: 12 40 - 49: 11 50 +: 5 Dont care: 4 It varies: 3 Apparently there was a similiar survey conducted in South America where 65% of punters voted for under 16! Stinking, rotton, scum . I didnt include under 18s because its not legal here. Fortunately I think we can ... More About: Number
Male Escort for her Survey, first response.
2008-03-03 11:03:00 Below we have a delicious response to my Survey from Lucy Blake, Sydney Escort. Thank you Lucy, my gratitude knows no bounds. ( See Survey and Prizes ) Hellooo there Miss Sally! I have often thought of hiring a male escort and have worked with a few in Sydney on doubles. The one’s I worked with were all gorgeous in every way and it was AWFUL working with them because you wanted them for you. Was AWFUL to know you couldn’t keep them… AWFUL, so it is dangerous ground. Hmm total mindfuck actually … eeck! Read more » More About: Male , Response
Healy says prostitutes can earn up to $120 an hour!
2008-03-03 00:46:00 Story from TVNZ.co.nz The extra cash earned from plying their trade is helping a number of sex workers into education. The Prostitutes Collective estimates about 20% of New Zealand’s 5,000 sex workers are attending university or polytechnic. National co-ordinator Catherine Healy says prostitution can open up opportunities, like tertiary education because their job has put them in a good financial position. Healy says prostitutes can earn up to $120 an hour. $120.00? Where did she get that from? But yes, prostitution has done great things financially for many woman. Not me but Im working on it More About: Articles , Earn , Hour
Male Escorts for her, ladies can win a sex toy!
2008-03-02 13:23:00 I want to hire a Male Escort. Firstly Id like to know how it feels to be on the “other side” and second, the idea of being pampered with absolutely no expectations on performance from me appeals greatly. Unfortunately Ive never seen an ad for a Male Escort in Auckland that has inspired me. Does that mean Im looking for something far removed from the average woman? Ive found it very hard to market Male Escorts . Getting traffic to their sites is like pulling teeth and to all who enquire I say “Dont quit your day job". So, its time for some research. Elsewhere Ive asked questions relating to the above. One contributor put together what he would offer if he were to become an escort. I loved it! Read more » More About: Ladies
Say Thank you when he holds the door for you!
2008-03-02 07:14:00 A topic on the Escort Forum was talking about boobs, not uncommon. I mentioned my all time favourite set which belong to Vikki Blows who is the star of my screen saver. This in turn led to me mentioning that I believe I met my perfect woman yesterday! She held the door for me when my arms were full coming into the building. Im thinking I need to start spending more time down on level two ! Two forum members replied with claims that woman not only never say Thank you when a door is held for them they can actually be pissed off! Incredible. One gent said it possibly stems from “a women’s lib over reaction". I personally thoroughly appreciate it and will certainly make sure he knows. I dont believe he’s holding the door because he thinks Im incapable of getting through it on my own. It is very simply a gesture, and a nice one at that. Its called being gracious. Thanking him is a gracious response. Not thanking him is rude. Very. Im a fiercely independent woman. I... More About: Door , Holds
Great lovers are born, not made.
2008-02-25 10:30:00 Ive been scarce but have had a few great weeks with some great bookings. The most notable of which, 2 days spent at mine with a gent who’d come from Oz. Ill call him Journeyman. We slept in, ate out, talked everything under the sun and had pancakes with the works the morning before he left. A fantastic 2 days. I even had memorised poetry recited to me after Gent found this poem, researched it and added his own spin : Broadside ballad entitled ‘Sally Munro’ :. Based on a true story apparently but historic dates and events are conflicting. Journeyman is a middle aged man with 20+ years of marriage under his belt who considers himself a sexual newbie. He was a virgin when he married in his late 20’s and married life has done little to inspire him. Two years ago he visited his first Escort and embarked on a 20 month arrangement with a lady who became very special to him. This lady has since left the industry so Gent is on the hunt for his next adventure. For a ... More About: Great , Lovers , Made
We didnt start the fire
More articles from this author:2008-02-14 23:58:00 This is a great video. It is well worth the time for a couple minutes of enjoyment. It takes a few seconds or so to load but very entertaining. Turn up volume, sit back and enjoy a review of 50 years of history in less than 3 minutes! Thanks to Billy Joel and someone from the University of Chicago with too much time on Google! Just click on the link below. When the song starts it helps to click on Lyrics in the lower right. Full screen option is recommended. Yeli.us/Flash/Fire .html More About: Start , Allsorts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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