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Professor Albert Einstein: Math General of My Strange Army
2007-11-01 17:48:00
I Met Albert Einstein under a Paper TreeOr, an Essay about Life and PhysicsBy Karen Cole PeraltaThrough books and stories, movies, consciousness and training, he became a significant master of my life story. Due to this, he was put in charge of a certain metaphysical operation once on June 16 of 1986. This is because he was the Man of the Last Century, replacing Adolf Hitler. Witches from the past, including our special fearless King of the Southern Kingdom, were the sole thing in charge of the whole nine yards. It was secretly playground ethics that led to the conclusion that E=Mc2 - or not.Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared is the theory; whether or not anything can hold that stable in a nearly unstable universe is beyond me. Finally, it is the eternally vast unknown of fluxing particle physics that leads to the conclusion that all human things whatsoever are held within the vast unknown universe. Expect the unexpected is the challenge of the samurai. You are fore...
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Timeline for Einsteinian Science Fiction Novel
2007-11-01 17:45:00
AC 666 - Timeline Author: C. O. IIIGhost Writer: Karen Cole PeraltaWord Count: 700 The timeline below has recently been altered to suit revisions to the book. 1,000,000,000 BA, beginning of real vegetation and life on Venus -- when Noah and the mystery spacecraft actually land on Venus (Primitive Past Earth) 2,000,000 BC, beginning of Pleistocene Era (first use of stone tools by primitive humans) -- when the Antis' and the Antichrist's spaceship was supposed to land on Venus (Past Earth)1,000,000 BC -- when the Tower of Babel was actually built; the Antichrist founded the militia of the Antis, which separated into the Antis and the Illuminati; the Antichrist disappears for a million years; beginning of the Ice Age and land bridges12,000-10,000 BC -- end of the Ice Age; roughly when Lemurian Atlantis was covered in water and became a sunken, domed city, where the Antis were told to move by the aliens whom they eventually became10,500 BC -- when the Great Pyramids of Giza were actua...
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AC 666 Prologue - Science Fiction Novel
2007-11-01 17:41:00
Ghost Written Sci FiAuthor: C. O. IIIMajor Ghost Writer: Karen Cole PeraltaWord Count: 4,300PROLOGUEMany world cultures are based on a cycle of birth, destruction and rebirth. The symbol of the Ouroboros, a serpent or dragon swallowing its own tail, has existed since the dawn of civilization. Yet no one is completely sure where it comes from. We only know that it signifies eternity. The ancient Mayan Sacred Calendar places Earth in a last cycle of life that will end near the winter solstice of 2012 AD. Many other civilizations and faiths maintain a belief in reincarnation, continuous birth and return. Only three world religions use the concept of linear time instead of cyclical time: Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.What if we have all lived the same life, and done the same things countless times? What if the world is trapped within a bubble in time where everyone is doomed to repeat the same actions over and over again? Would worldwide religion and the government want you to know a...
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Albert Einstein Parody - Science Fiction
2007-10-29 17:48:00
Beyond All Time - Beyond Even SpaceA 1950s style tongue in cheek sci fi parodyAuthor: Tom ParisGhost Writer: Karen Cole PeraltaWord Count: 12,500Surely, this was the bravest possible thing to do. I saw an attractively shiny and elegant black surface, the only one of its kind. It drew me closer, pulling me straight forwards with its seductively sweet blasphemy. I stroked the smooth, polished machine, pleasuring myself, as if anticipating something wonderful. What could I say to it? It knew me, but I didn’t know it... Then my memory said it was a hyper-dimensional resonator, easily connectible to a space-time modulator for the necessary power boosting, which uses a tesia coil to generate the zero vector. The HDR, both invented and built by the legendary genius Steven L. Gibbs, of course, only moves one a few years in time either way, without the STM attached to it. You could make big money off the stock market, but so what? I sucked in my Spartan guts, knowing the combined for...
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Einstein Parody - Parallel Worlds of Meaning
2007-10-29 17:40:00
Parallel Worlds of Meaning : ExcerptAuthor: Tom ParisGhost Writer: Karen Cole PeraltaWord Count: 2,000This is the second in a series of tongue in cheek sci fi parodies, with references to the time space theories of Albert Einstein .It was very late at night, and I knew I was in mortal danger. You could almost swear a presence was waiting for me, that it was lurking insanely within the walls of my vastly shadowed and dimly-lit house. I had just left my boring, stunningly monotonous job, and was so totally exhausted that I tripped over something huge and sprawling on the front porch, something that squished and moved unspeakably strongly, and crawled to rest directly underneath me. I cried out, reaching for it!To my surprise, it was the carefully packaged box I’d been expecting, badly battered and dented from its lengthy delivery processing. I gasped in sheer delight! It contained the oversized, bargain-basement, user-friendly time machine I had ordered three months ago. The thi...
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Fan Fiction: A Most Genre-ous Offer
2007-10-28 23:47:00
A Most Generous Offer Fan Fiction on The Twilight Zone, Batman, and the Commedia del'Arte By Karen Cole PeraltaWord Count: 6,500Slow pan right to the usual eerie shot of Rod Sterling, in color this time, standing there with that maddening know-it-all smirk on his face.)...what happens when someone crosses the line into the reality of her wildest dreams, only to find that the end of them is closer than she thinks? Picture if you will, a woman who wants only to live life to the fullest, who finally finds herself stepping smartly into...the Eventide Zone. A MOST GENRE OFFERAs though it knew of my presence, the white park bench embraced both me and the snow. I stretched slowly, yawning, taking a content appraisal of my surroundings. Covered in newspapers that crinkled and floated off me banally, as though all was suddenly well, I simply stood up as the snow caressed my face. Why was the park bench white? It seemed odd. I remembered being so hungry, and lying down in Central Park to slee...
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Prologue from The Sarlakk Chronicles
2007-10-28 23:41:00
Devil God – the Prologue Written by Claudia San LuisEdited by Karen Cole PeraltaWord Count: 2,000PROLOGUELike a giant claw, the night came down upon the light of the day. Its brilliance was met by a shrieking in the distance; a roar thundered through the clouds entering the Heavens. Lightning struck the earth, and at once steaming vapors rose up from the ground, as if a gigantic furnace had been opened. A shape made from shadows and smoke materialized, filling with dust and flames, then exploding…and there He stood, the gentlemen Darkness!The heavens filled with harmony at His coming. Songs rose as great winds whipped His cloak swiftly about him when He walked. A gathering of angels dressed in white linen robes spread their wings, clearing a path for Him as He approached. Without fear, they dropped to their knees and bowed their shaggy heads. Their wings feathered behind them like vast shields, rising and spreading as Darkness entered the great path created for Him.Darkness...
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Benvolio Fascination
2007-09-20 02:20:00
Benvolio FascinationBy Karen Cole PeraltaI dreamed of a large gentleman who died toSave my life. He laid out a road so long and Too narrow but it was paved entirely with The bones of other people. I was gonna be aFirefighter and dive into the lake to lay fishOut such others from fire, but tomorrow as Today, I am far too small to be that way.I have Benvolio. The guy is everywhere, tellingThe villagers by getting between both groupsOf weirdoes to stand down, always stand down.Benvolio is adamantly opposed to your gravity.He was a minor in Romeo and Juliet - and simplyTold them he'd rather be run through with swordsThan see it done to me and you. They named aFreeway after him. But when it comes to truth,I feel I can no longer play that sort of game.I only wanted to be scratched and nicked.Signed, Mercutio. Death just wasn't my stick.

I Met Albert Einstein under a Paper Tree
2007-06-22 20:45:00
I Met Albert Einstein under a Paper Tree Or, How I Didn’t Give My Life to Serve HumanityAn Essay about Life and PhysicsBy Karen Cole-PeraltaThrough books and stories, movies, consciousness and training, he became a significant master of my life story. Due to this, he was put in charge of a certain metaphysical operation once on June 16 of 1986. This is because he was the Man of the Last Century, replacing Adolf Hitler. Witches from the past, including our special fearless King of the Southern Kingdom, were the sole thing in charge of the whole nine yards. It was secretly playground ethics that led to the conclusion that E=Mc2 - or not.Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared is the theory; whether or not anything can hold that stable in a nearly unstable universe is beyond me. Finally, it is the eternally vast unknown of fluxing particle physics that leads to the conclusion that all human things whatsoever are held within the vast unknown universe. Expect the unexpected ...
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My Strange Army
2007-06-22 20:42:00
My Strange Army Why to tackle two house burglars, you really do need an armyLoosely based upon the Ballard Break off and the Renaming of King County - which has to continue into a kind of limbo due to the entire lack of need for it in any way, shape or form. But they will need to redesign the Seal of King County, which has already been done.A Real Life Adventure in CreativityInspired by The Flashman Chronicles by George MacDonald FraserScript Writing Outline: Karen Cole-PeraltaMade into a movie in another dimension of the space time continuum by robots and lovers. Friends: Lucious Vaughn and ShyloMeant to be whispered to children.Time factor: One Year in the MakingProps: Large Wads of ExcrementMajor influence: the Weather: also known as Global Warming and the Receding of the Ice Age in the Northern TerritoriesCritique: Lithuanian Dwarves and WidowhoodOriginal Inspiration: Woody Allen and the Holocaust DeadFinancing: The Three Ladies: Great Aunt Helen, Great Aunt Alice, and Grandma Lo...
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