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Crash Boom Bah - Cha Cha Cha!
2007-06-21 08:08:00
Tonight this lucky li'l Kitty saw John Mayer live and in person. And while a Kitty was not close enough to tear away a piece of his clothing or cut some of his hair, knowing that he and John Mayer breathed the same breath was a reward in itself.Granted - watching him sing can be painful. The endless displays of his "O-Face" can truly distract one from the beauty of his music, but listening to him live and in person truly is a divine experience.So RockChalkChick, Bama and Kitty are driving back home, feeling that concert high. (And no, the high was not coming from the teenagers lighting up in front of us through the whole show.) Then we hear screeching tires, feel a bump, and RockChalkChick says - calmly, surprisingly! - "Fuck. We just got rear-ended."And not rear-ended in a good way.We pull over, get out of the car and see two adorable teenagers - Jordan and Courtney - also getting out of their car. Jordan's shirt reads "Fuck milk...Got pot?" and Courtney is looking at him like sh...
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Gordon Ramsay - Hotter than Hell
2007-06-20 06:57:00
Hell's Kitchen is back on tv, and boy is it sizzlin!Gordon Ramsay is the hottest thing in the kitchen since the Good Lord invented the habanero. Seriously ya'll.Watching him scream at the chef wannabe's got a Kitty all wet and bothered ... er, hot and bothered.Not to get into too much detail, but if a Kitty was in that kitchen, and gorgeous Gordon started shouting at him, Kitty would be whippin' up a Quiche a la Trouser Tent real quick like. And maybe making the sexy face at Chef Ramsay too.No lie - first season of Hell's Kitchen was on. WestEnder and Kitty were watching the show. "Who is this hot British mess!!?" a Kitty exclaimed. That night, Kitty had dirty dreams about getting spanked with spatulas. And we won't even get into what was being done with the rolling pin.Gordon Ramsay, you can make hell in this Kitty's kitchen any time you want. Or anywhere else...
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Hiatus
2007-06-18 07:15:00
Dating is hard.Kitty has dated the bipolar hobbit, the Enchirito, the Iron Man, IrishLad, Cue Ball, the guy who looked like Rosie O'Donnell, Ugly but Nice, CabbagePatch Head, Mykal with a Y, almost cute hispanic but dumb David, shorter than 5'10" like he said he was Steve.He's gotten excited about dates that never happened, and those that did happen that didn't turn out as he expected.He's kissed, he's held, he's been durty on occasion.And yet...He's still not found what he's seeking. Someone to grow old with. Someone whose eyes light up when he sees him. Someone who can deal with Kitty's headstrong honesty.While watching "Much Ado About Nothing" this evening with Bama and Auburn , Kitty was inspired, as he often is, by the strength of Shakespeare 's characters. Many were determind. Many were headstrong. And in the end, they got what they deserved - be it good or bad.So, come good or bad, Kitty is officially as of now on dating, meeting, and sexual hiatus.Its time for a bre...
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Happy Birfday, B. Kitty!
2007-06-12 20:43:00
Dammit! A Kitty has missed his own blog birthday!B. Kitty officially came tearing and screaming out of the blogosphere's womb on May 24, 2006, and hasn't slowed down yet.Posts: 162Unique visits: 23,666 and countingYou ... like me! You really ... like me!This Kitty would like to thank the Academy, the gerbil that spins on the little wheel in a Kitty's head, Noodles, Ravioli, the Sasquatch - you know who you are :: wink ::, the left side of his brain, and last, but certainly not least, Satan.So for your further reading punishment..er..pleasure.. here are Kitty's Top 5 Favorite Entries he's written. Its vain, but deal with it. Its my day.5. Pam Anderson and the Dead Guy in a Box4. "G" is for Goldschlager, "F" is for Fuck3. Bon Voyage, WestEnder2. Get Thee Behind Me, Garbage Disposal!1. Jesus Christ on a Cracker! I'm a Saint! (alternatively: Kitty Gets Stigmata)
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Gays and Immigration: Putting a Face to the Debate(s)
2007-06-12 06:04:00
When will people understand that we don't want special rights ... we just want equal ones.The time for the oppression of gay people in America is dwindling - it is time for it to die completely. A Kitty read this story today in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and it broke his heart. The anguish. The sacrifice. The unconditional love. And, disgustingly, the inequality of the entire situation.This is a long article, but please please read.Then, do as Kitty has done! Write your legislators. Make phone calls. Do not settle for apathy.--Charges reveal immigration dilemma for gay couples ST. LOUIS POST-DISPATCH Monday, Jun. 11 2007 For Eric Affholter, the St. Louis public defender, it was an almost impossible decision: lose the man he loves, leave the country to be with him or commit a federal crime.Affholter picked the crime."It was an agonizing decision from a personal perspective, from a legal perspective," he said in an interview.But he and Pedro Cerna-Rojas did what they thought best, ...
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Justice is SERVED...But Then It Isn't...But Now It MAY Be?
2007-06-08 05:32:00
Things just got a bit more dramatic for that queen of all drama, Paris Hilton.So bitch drove drunk. Then she got her license suspended. Then she drove around and got caught again.And then a very fair judge who didn't let his eyes get clouded by dollar signs or the offer of blowjobs from the defendant said that bitch had to go to jail. And that it had to be actual time, and no house arrest.So Slutty McSlutstone goes to the slammer. And no, she doesn't get ass-raped with broomsticks by butch she-males named Danny. Instead, she sits in a cell, cries for two days, says that she's depressed, and gets out as a result of her tantrum throwing.Oh yeah, and damn. Poor Paris has to go to to her gigantic mansion in Beverly Hills and serve the rest of her sentence on house arrest. Riiight.This Kitty WISHES he could serve about a month of house arrest at Paris Hilton's house. Granted, he'd spray everything inside down for the herp, but he'd still be happy.Now justice may actually be served....
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Se Baila Así, Se Goza Más
2007-06-05 17:45:00
This Kitty has been over-indulging in a rather dangerous activity as of late - hence the lack of fresh posts.This activity and its particular brand of danger is one that threatens only those of us who think with the left side of our brains.Of course this Kitty is talking about daydreaming.While cleaning his de-luxe apartment in the sky about a week ago, Kitty's iPod switched over to the "Summertime" playlist (the tracks of which are listed at the bottom of the post). Kitty began, as he often does, swaying to the music, eyes closed, the rhythm embracing him and whipping him wildly in salsa-esque circles and thoughts of sunny beaches, beautiful brown (kindred faces, and the tantalizing tastes of lime soup, fish tacos, cold Sol and warm xango in Kitty's favorite loncheria. San Miguel ... it calls to this Kitty like Bali H'ai.The colorful street banners waving hello high overhead. Horses wearing sombreros to make tourists smile; brave adventurers like Kitty rarely sees these as he...
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A MeMe Just for Ya'll
2007-05-29 02:37:00
So the purrfection that is the Domestic Minx tagged a Kitty. Now don't ya'll get any ideas; memes are not things that this Kitty does too frequently. It is merely only because my marvelous magnificent Minx asked that a Kitty is obliging this detail. So here you go. And if you're not already reading the Domestic Minx, you're doing yourself a serious injustice. A Kitty is required to tell you 10 things about himself. Only ten. This will be tough, given that a Kitty is a complete narcissist.1. This Kitty is fascinated by the color red, and all derivatives. Posh pinks, marvelous merlots, radiating roses, and blistering blood red. My apartment has many red walls inside, and many small red accent pieces, including a mask of the face of a red chupacabra on the living room wall.2. Ever since a Kitty has been but a wee lil kitten, he's bitten his fingernails. Yep, its a terrible habit, but no matter what, its not one that has been easy to shake.3. Kitty's Grandma Mildred was his favor...
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Down Doobie Do Down Down
2007-05-27 08:12:00
Breaking Up is Haaaard to Do. Its a song reference, if you didn't get it.It wasn't as bad as this by any means, but ending things with Irish Lad was very difficult.Things have been painful for a couple of weeks. His work schedule and life schedule was not at all in sync with Kitty 's. IrishLad will be moving to Chicago at the end of August for school, and Kitty took the opportunity today to no longer prolong the inevitable.Breaking up is never a simple or easy matter. Breaking up with someone when nothing bad has happened is even harder. This Kitty has fully enjoyed his time with IrishLad - his sense of humor, wit, and genuine concern for Kitty's well-being are things that Kitty will always appreciate. And things ended on a positive note - so we'll hopefully still remain friends.But seeing someone cry...and knowing that they are heartbroken as a result of something that Kitty directly did to them...that's hard.Its good that I've got some good karma points coming from helping ou...
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A Kitty Primetime Special: the Homeless and a Cigarette
2007-05-23 22:02:00
11:03 p.m. in the Kitty household.Kitty's sitting around in black boxers with little green glow in the dark skulls on them and John Deere t-shirt.After making a completely tasty Mexican Bake, and having braved the grocery store, a feeling of domestic satisfaction had settled in.Then Cockbag texts Kitty.Cockbag: We're heading to the 34 Club.34 is Kitty's favorite dive bar, and is literally right across the street - well within stumbling distance. Kitty, against his better judgement, goes to meet Cockbag and a friend of his.Three shots of Jose Cuervo, two Bud Lights, and two Sols later, Kitty's favorite bartender was closing up shop and Kitty's head was spinning.The three of us exchange goodbyes, and Kitty begins to stumble home.He'd just crossed the street when that feeling began. The rumbling stomach...the hot then cold flashes...the rising of something horrible deep within one's body...And then ...A Kitty puked. In a bush. In front of an apartment building. While he was walk...
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Big Step
2007-05-21 23:07:00
Kitty has made two big steps this weekend.Saturday, his ass graduated. So did the rest of his body.Sunday, he finished his outline for the book he's been dying to write.And he's very, very, very happy with both.
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Let the Commencing Commence!
2007-05-18 20:40:00
So Graduation Gay ... er ... Day is finally here!This Kitty has been busy as all get-out ironing his gown, paying last minute fees, and working hard so he could take a day off in preparation of the big day.House cleaning has been tough - stash the porn and the riding crops - the Parents are coming to town!!A Kitty officially becomes Master's Degree Kitty tomorrow at 9:30 a.m., Central Standard Time.Probably no entries this weekend, unless something crazy happens!
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CNN Should Wash Its Dirty Mouth Out
2007-05-15 18:33:00
WTF?A Kitty knows this isn't meant to be as dirty as it sounds. Its a really grave matter and all, ya'll! But still! Snatch?Granted, in some parts of the world it means something entirely different (think "kidnap," as in this case) but its on a page for an American news outlet.Seems like CNN's got some dirty birdies in their roosts.
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Fuck Slut Cock Town
2007-05-15 07:32:00
We'll get to the title in just a second.Friday night, on a balmy 80 degree evening, Auburn and Bama called a Kitty to see if he wanted to join them for dinner on a lovely patio at a very busy point in the Central West End - Kitty's 'hood - and of course, at the prospect of booze, good food and the company of his favoritist gay couple, Kitty obliged. After an uneventful dinner, Auburn suggested we walk across the street to a corner coffee/ice cream shop, get some after dinner treats, and sit on the patio and people watch.InsideAuburn: "Kitty, what's the difference between a malt and a milkshake?"Kitty: "A milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. A malt doesn't."Auburn: "Ah, ok. I'll have a milkshake."OutsideWe're enjoying the patio, the breeze, the bustle of life. And then a homeless woman sits at the table next to us. She then proceeds to throw her clothes under Kitty's chair, screaming "YES JESUS! I WILL FUCK THAT DOG!" and gets down on all fours and begins having sex wit...
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Who Dies on Lost? Who Wins American Idol? Will Jack Be Back?
2007-05-14 19:04:00
What a big couple weeks in television we have! Things are wrapping up, so the heat is on!First, this Kitty would like to make his American Idol prediction. He's been right so far, so ya'll listen up, cuz he's thinking this one is definitely going to be right.Without even seeing this week's upcoming episode, Kitty is predicting that Melinda is going home on Wednesday, which will lead to a showdown between the hotness that is Blake Lewis and Jordin Sparks. Shrek...er...Melinda...has been a favorite since the beginning, but this Kitty just has never seen it. She's boring - if she wins, she'll end up in pounds of llama hair as the second lead in CATS on Broadway or singing some lame gospel album that nobody would buy. Melinda Doolittle is not marketable.Jordin has spunk. And speaking of spunk, Blake's got plenty of it. And Kitty would give his perfect front teeth to check out some of Blake's spunk on a one-on-one basis. Unless that Blake Lewis Chris Richardson threeway with Kitt...
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Rememberance - The Hardest Entry to Write
2007-05-13 08:46:00
I was four years old. My mom drove a supercharged 1978 green Dodge Charger, and we were out on the highway seeing how fast it could go. The wind was blowing through her shoulder-length brown hair with the dark green scarf tied around it. She had on a dark green dress with chunky dark green shoes, and big white sunglasses that would have been very much in style today. As always, we were listening to oldies - in this moment, singing along with the Shirelles as they crooned "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?"She was a woman of mystery, and in many ways still is to me. Her green eyes danced with an inner fire that sometimes reared its ugly head, oftentimes inspired peals of laughter from those around her as a result of a witty comment, and on rare occasion caused her to retreat deep into herself in a silent depression that only that same fire could bring her out of. Like me, she had a crooked smile. Her hair was dark brown with a red tint, and her pale skin was covered with tiny, renegad...
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Mocha the Hamster
2007-05-12 07:22:00
There is nothing, NOTHING, on this planet cuter than Roxy Star's hamsters.Mocha is my favorite. If you've not seen this adorable video of Mocha eating his first broccoli, you must watch. And don't bitch. Yes, this post is a little on the cute-sy side for me, but after posting about Bible Fight, I need some good karma points, ok? Jeebus.So here's Mocha and his first broccoli.And Mocha's little friend, Tarako, saying hi.And if you want to see the most darling video of Mocha sleeping as a lil hairless baby, check this out.Finally, if you're cute-o-meter isn't yet off the charts, Roxy Star has TONS of cute lil videos of all her hamsters.Alright. I promise. No more cuteness for at least a month. Now I'm off to go finish off my bottle of Oxycontin and drive in my sleep.
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My Date with the Hobbit Revisited
2007-05-10 06:13:00
Sitting outside Coffee Cartel in the Central West End this evening made me remember why I love my neighborhood.The eclectic mix of people, the sounds of the city, the aromas of tasty treats wafting through the air tantalizing every tastebud on my little Kitty tongue - it truly is magical here in St. Louis . From the urban landscaping with so so many trees and potted palms on every corner to tiny white holiday lights strung outside even the oldest dive bar, spring is really when the city begins to show its frivolous side.And Kitty was in his little dream world, sitting on that patio lapping up an iced chai, when he looked across the street and remembered that right around this time last year ...he went on a 42-minute date with a bipolar hobbit.Some memories good, some bad...but all are the fabric that makes this Kitty a ... well ... a unique, fantastic, and fascinating little Kitty.
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Jesus vs. Mary - It's a Bible Fight!
2007-05-09 06:09:00
Kitty has spent all night playing "Bible Fight ."And yes, it's every bit as blasphemous as it sounds. Many characters to choose from - Jesus , Mary , Eve, Noah, Satan , Moses - are just a few. Each comes with signatures moves - from Mary's lethal Halo Toss to Noah's 2 of Everything Stampede. This is religious humor combined with Mortal Kombat...and God said "It is good!"Thank you, [adultswim] for another gem. Halleulah and Praise Jesus - and his awesome Crown of Thorns Throw.

Bad, Bad Kitty
2007-05-08 04:52:00
Move over, Satan. There's a new sheriff in town.So it has been said - even statistically proven - that this Kitty has an evil streak.But after a Desperate Housewives on TiVo marathon, and a dreadful case of strep throat, this Kitty was feeling like laying waste to the souls of many. We're talking evil beyond evil - things that would make Emperor Palpatine cringe and shiver.It all began today at the doctor's office, where after having driven 30 minutes to get in, Kitty was told by a very bitchy nurse that the doctor had gotten called away for an emergency, and they'd not had time yet to call me and cancel. So Kitty, looking like something out of 28 Days Later, said to the nurse - "Get me a copy of my medical records now. I'm never coming back here." She beings to argue, and Kitty, his eyes complete slits, says "Now." She goes off for about half an hour, copying Kitty's complete file. Meantime, Kitty has scheduled an appointment for tomorrow with the remaining nurse, who was obl...
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Spiderman, Paris, Karma
2007-05-07 03:15:00
So Spider man 3 rocked, just like we all knew it would. But when is Kirsten Dunst gonna get those nasty teeth fixed and learn to NOT dress like a homeless wench? Bitch almost made the movie bad, that's how gross she is. Although the hotnesses that are Tobey McGuire, James Franco and the delicious Topher Grace canceled Kirsten out, and made it tolerable.Cinco de Mayo rocked. Opting to avoid the typical "let's go sit at a pseudo-Mexican restaurant and drink margaritas" crowd, Kitty and his little IrishLad went to the Cinco celebration on Cherokee Street here in St. Louis, which has a predominantly Latin population. After many tasty churros, cervezas, and mariachi tunes from an authentic band, Kitty and IrishLad met Cockbag and his friend, and Auburn and Bama for dinner and more drinks. The evening ended up with IrishLad falling off a bar stool, and falling so dramatically that he brought another bar stool down on top of him after he took the first one down. C'mon - what did ya'll e...
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Happy Birthday David Beckham!
2007-05-02 17:20:00
Today, the most beautiful man alive turned 32.In honor of Becks , here is a special prayer to Jesus above straight from Kitty's lil heart."Dear Jesus, Thank you for bringing David Beckham into this world.He is perfection on a stick.Thank you for naked pictures of him. Thank you for gifting him with a hot wife that he totally deserves.Thank you for moving him to Los Angeles, so he can finally be within Kitty's grasp.Thank you, once upon a time, for putting him on the best football team that ever existed, and will ever exist.Thank you in advance for breaking him up with Posh and delivering him to Kitty.Amenps-Thanks for dying on the cross too. That was hardcore. Kitty is still waiting for stigmata to happen for real."And Becks, Kitty has a special little present for you. Today, since its your birfday and all, you can stick it anywhere you want.That's right, anywhere.
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President Bush: Just Say No to Ending the War
2007-05-02 00:21:00
Hey Dickwad! Thanks!! Great work ya did there!So once again, President Bush has ensured that the war in Iraq stretches out indefinitely - or at least until he gets out of office and there is someone else in office to blame.Granted, I don't think a single sane person out there thought that he'd sign his name to the proposed legislation to end the war in Iraq, but Jesus tap-dancing Christ! Stop using the "Iraq can become a breeding ground for al-qaeda" line. They weren't there before, but they are now. Where's the logic?He cares for the soldiers and their families? Ok...so declaring victory more than four years ago was a publicity stunt to boost his approval ratings, we get it. But stop saying he cares for the soldiers. If he cares for the soldiers, give their leaders a plan. Give them the proper equipment they need. Give them a light at the end of the tunnel. This Kitty LOVES soldiers - and not just because he wants to do the horizontal tango with one. Those guys - including this...
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Goodbye, Josh Hancock
2007-04-30 09:20:00
Best baseball team in the world is hanging its head in sorrow...again.Good bye, Josh .
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And the White Trash Wedding Award Goes to ...
2007-04-29 23:06:00
A couple that Kitty will call "Mr. and Mrs. WT" who were married last night.The wedding itself was not terrible. Small, intimate, outside. Fortunately, it was only about 80 degrees with a warm breeze. Kitty had been forewarned by his main fella, who had invited him to this debaucle, that we'd not only be the most fashionable persons at the wedding, but that many people may even wear shorts or overalls. Do NOT, a Kitty repeats, DO NOT - let the length of this post scare you. You will LAUGH. Trust a Kitty.This wasn't the case - although we WERE the most fashionable ones there. Most had worn tasteful clothes fit for an outdoor wedding. But then......a Kitty saw something that made him GASP out loud. So loud, in fact, that IrishLad elbowed him, and someone in front of him wearing a HAIR CLIP ssshhh'd in his general direction.The object that had captured this Kitty's remarkably short attention span ... was a HEALTHY HEALTHY mullet. Oh yes. Action in the back, business in the front. I...
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Haiku
2007-04-27 19:59:00
Kitty woke up this morning to beautiful sunshine and the smell of fresh cut grass.Spring is here.And in honor of Spring, Kitty decided to write a haiku, titled Vanquished.Barren trees give way/to spring's birth in vivid green/Winter is vanquished./This Kitty totally hearts haiku!Leave one of your own in the comments section, if ya feel so brave. Remember - the rhythm is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables...
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A Kitty PrimeTime Special: Interview with the (Hot) War Hero
2007-04-27 05:41:00
So this lil Kitty wanted to know what goes on inside the mind of a war hero...and fortunately, he has second-hand access to one! So, it is with pleasure, we introduce the first Kitty PrimeTime Special !Introducing WarDog:His introduction (A Kitty quotes): So before I begin this interview my wife, DesignDiva, told me that you are going to print this word for word, so on that note FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK. Oh yeah, you can address me as WARDOG you filthy fucking maggot.(Editor's note: He's a man after our own heart. And yep, that's him in that picture. The cover to the magazine (Weekly World News) says, "Space Aliens Found in Desert"). Let's begin.B. Kitty: First question, and thanks, WarDog, for participating! Did you really find space alien skeletons in the desert? If so, did you drink from their dirty alien skulls?WarDog: My buddy found one and started to fuck its eye socket. No really, thatmagazine is full of fucking shit, but I do think I saw BatBoy though.BK: What does Iraq ...
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The Archbishop VS. Sheryl Crow
2007-04-26 05:40:00
Raymond Burke, Archbishop of St. Louis, is one hateful bitch.Yep, a Kitty has resorted right to name calling after reading this little gem in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch today. Wait wait...don't run off if you're not a St. Louisan. It affects you too.So today, Her Majesty Archbishop Burke (who hates gays but wears a dress to work every day), QUIT A FUNDRAISING BOARD FOR A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL because Sheryl Crow is scheduled to perform at a fundraiser for the hospital Saturday. Crow, a pro-choice advocate, was branded as a "abortion activist."This is not acceptable. Burke, arguably one of the most powerful fundraisers on this board, cannot put his own agenda aside for a few moments to do something to help benefit children.If he's so strong in his convictions, let's have a face off. Sheryl Crow can perform one night; Archbishop Burke can perform the next night. Let's see who can pack the house - the local girl who made it big, or the Archbishop who began his reign of terror by e...
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Booze - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore!
2007-04-24 05:55:00
And the gods have smiled upon us all.From CNN:WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink but may count as health food, U.S. and Thai researchers say.Adding ethanol -- the type of alcohol found in rum, vodka, tequila and other spirits -- boosted the antioxidant nutrients in strawberries and blackberries, the researchers found.Any colored fruit might be made even more healthful with the addition of a splash of alcohol, they report in the Journal of the Science of Food and Agriculture.Dr. Korakot Chanjirakul and colleagues at Kasetsart University in Thailand and scientists at the U.S. Department of Agriculture stumbled upon their finding unexpectedly.They were exploring ways to help keep strawberries fresh during storage. Treating the berries with alcohol increased in antioxidant capacity and free radical scavenging activity, they found.Any colored fruit or vegetable is rich in antioxidants, which are chemicals that can cancel out the cell-damaging effects o...
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Blake Lewis Shirtless
2007-04-20 17:46:00
Thank you thank you thank you thank you to the brilliance at Towleroad for a shirtless picture of Kitty's second favorite Idol, Blak e Lewis .So he's not ripped. He's not tan. He's definitely not naked David Beckham. But a Kitty would still hit that with a wiffle ball bat.Sidenote: Kitty wonders if Blake beatboxes during sex? That could be kind of hot.Second sidenote: Kitty must fight the madness and stop blogging about American Idol. Next week be prepared for - why saying "I Love You" compares to telling someone you've got crabs, and Kitty's own lil interview with a real Iraq war hero.Final sidenote: If a Kitty got his hands on some steamy pics of Chris Richardson, he'd resume his Idol-esque posting.Final final sidenote: Yesterday a little boy threw a pine cone at Kitty's window, and said to DesignDiva: "Bring me some buttered fish." Kitty does not work in a cafeteria, nor does DesignDiva. If anyone out there has a DEFINITE knowledge of what "buttered fish" means, leave a Kit...
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