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Remarkable Philosophy
2007-12-09 21:02:00 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to ... More About: Philosophy , Interesting , Quotes
What Men/Women Say & What They Really Mean
2007-12-08 21:00:00 What a woman says, what she really means… I need = I want We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to I’m not ... More About: Women , Interesting
Who Enjoys Sex?
2007-12-07 21:00:00 A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male - female issues. They talked about who was better in certain sports, who were the better entertainers, etc. The flirting continued for more than an hour when the topic of sex came up. So ... More About: Jokes , Funny
What Is Failure!
2007-12-06 21:00:00 Failure doesn’t mean you are a failure; It does mean you haven’t succeeded yet. Failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it; It does mean you have to do something in a different way. Failure doesn’t mean you are inferior; It does mean you are not perfect. Failure doesn’t mean you’ve wasted your life; It does mean you’ve a reason to start afresh. Failure ... More About: Inspirational , Failure
MBA Students Test
2007-12-05 21:00:00 One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Students , Test
Elevator Fun
2007-12-04 21:00:00 To joke around and have fun in elevator; try the following: Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Elevator
Frog?s Princess Charming
2007-12-03 21:00:00 A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” “No,” said the psychic, “Next semester in her biology class.” Share This Related PostDon’t Take It SeriouslyComputer Customers ComplaintsGreat Night!Conversational ... More About: Funny , Princess , Frog , Armin
Employers? Lingo
2007-12-02 21:00:00 Employers’ Lingo: What employers list in the application and what you should expect. Some are funny but somehow true! “COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. “JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM” We have no time to train you. “CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up well, a couple of the real daring ... More About: Interesting , Employers
Don?t Take It Seriously
2007-12-01 21:00:00 Don’t Take It Seriously When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. When the DENTIST says, Open wide. When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots. When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? When ... More About: Funny
Sometimes In Courts?
2007-11-30 21:00:00 These funny lines are real. This is not single conversation. Just interesting lines have been taken from many conversations. Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? Witness: We both do. Attorney: Voodoo? Witness: We do. Attorney: You do? Witness: Yes, voodoo. Attorney: Are you sexually active? Witness: No, I just lie there. Attorney: What is your date of birth? Witness: ... More About: Interesting , Courts , Wonder , Some
Computer Customers Complaints
2007-11-29 21:01:00 Here’s some REAL COMPUTER PROBLEMS COMPLAINTS heard by various computer technicians. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article: Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Computer , Customers
Best GCSE Answers
2007-11-28 21:00:00 The following questions and answers were collected from GCSE exams, and some of the answers are given by British students. These are genuine responses from 16 year olds. Enjoy…!!! Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to ... More About: Funny , Interesting , Answers
Best 10 Answering Machine Funny Messages
2007-11-27 21:00:00 My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets ... More About: Funny , Interesting , Machine , Messages , Erin
Smart Quotes
2007-11-26 21:00:00 I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. If I save time, when do I get it back? Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway. Share This Related ... More About: Interesting , Smart , Quotes
Wives
2007-11-26 01:46:00 My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Milton Berle I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. George Burns Never go to bed mad. ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Wives
New Year Greetings In IT Language
2007-11-24 21:00:00 May the new year brings you Independence of Java Power of Unix Popularity of Windows Extensibility of J2EE Luxury of .Net Efficiency of C Ease of VB Robustness of Oracle Vision of UML Simplicity of HTML Style of Mac Dexterity of Photoshop Enormity of 3D Max Vastness of Internet Compactness of JPG Richness of BMP Coverage as Yahoo Reach of Google Prudence of Froogle Security of Norton & McAfee Intelligence of Unreal Realism of Max Payne Speed of ... More About: Interesting , New Year , Computer , Language , Year
Great Night!
2007-11-23 21:11:00 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady if they could spend the night. She replied to door. “I realize it’s terrible weather out there and ... More About: Funny , Great , Night
Culture VS Meaning
2007-11-22 21:00:00 A while ago, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure… In Africa most didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe most didn’t know what “honest” meant. In ... More About: Jokes , Interesting , Culture , Meaning
Conversational Difference! Man and Woman
2007-11-22 21:00:00 The difference between men talking and women talking. Two Women Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it’s perfect. I would love to get my hair cut like that, ... More About: Funny , Difference , Diff
Complex Spelling
2007-11-21 21:00:00 An Ukrainian immigrant in USA went to the Motor Vehicles Registry (Department of Motor Vehicles or Secretary of State in some states) to apply for a driver’s license. He had to take an eye test. The clerk shows him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z “Can ... More About: Funny , Complex , Spelling , Spell
Group Photograph
2007-11-20 21:00:00 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer; she’s a lawyer, or that’s Michael. He’s a doctor.” A small voice at the ... More About: Funny , Group
Cardiologist?s Funeral
2007-11-19 21:42:00 A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners ... More About: Funny , Logi , Funeral
Uderstanding A Woman! What Actually Women Want!
2007-11-18 21:41:00 A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.” The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one ... More About: Funny , Women , Woman , A Woman
Best Sex Ever
2007-11-17 21:14:00 An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small town. The husband leans over and asks his wife; “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this pub and I made love to you.” “Yes” she says. “I remember it well.” “OK,” he says, “how about taking ... More About: Funny
Rules for Life
2007-11-16 21:00:00 Real Life is very hard. It is far from what we see at TV, Movie or Dream. It beats you like hell sometimes doesn’t matter you are prepared or not. I am talking about facts. We are optimistic when we still attend school, college but as life goes on… we have to face realities and ... More About: Inspirational , Rules
Pakistan of 1948 - Lion Does Not Have A Razor
2007-11-16 20:40:00 Quaid's Pakistan ... Do you know pakistan has got a motto?... Lion does not has a razor... More About: Inspirational , Interesting , Razor
Comprehending Engineer
2007-11-16 02:06:00 An engineer was crossing a road when a frog called to him from near by lake and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful ... More About: Funny , Engineer
Blood Test
2007-11-15 02:02:00 A boy was crying outside the clinic. A Sardar(Sikh) was there and saw him crying so he asked. “why are you crying?” The boy said: “I came to get my blood tested and they cut my fingure.” Listening to that Sardar started crying out too. The boy was surprised. He asked. “Why are you crying saradarji? You haven’t even been to the testing ... More About: Funny , Blood , Test
Salary Expected
2007-11-14 01:58:00 A Sardar(Sikh) was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he saw to the column “Salary Expected”. He was not sure as to what to be filled in there! After much thought he wrote: Yes. Share This Related PostSpelling MistakesSome JokesHot Things Hot, Cold Things ColdImpressing Your Boss!Types of ... More About: Funny
Spelling Mistakes
More articles from this author:2007-11-13 01:53:00 Boss notices Sardar(Sikh) comparing a photocopy with origional. He asks, “Sardar jee, what are you looking for?” Sardar replies, “spelling mistakes”!!! Share This Related PostSome JokesHot Things Hot, Cold Things ColdImpressing Your Boss!Types of WomenCostello Buying a ComputerChinese ENGLISHBusted (Dinner Conversation that went wrong….)Tips for ManagersThe Cookie ThiefAlways Ask The Right QuestionA Comparison - Prison VS WorkBefore And After ... More About: Funny , Spelling , Stakes , Spell , Mista 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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