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Wise Donkey Story
2007-10-19 22:00:00 One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Inspirational , Interesting , Story
Destiny
2007-10-18 22:00:00 During a momentous battle, a Japanese general decided to attack even though his army was greatly outnumbered. He was confident they would win, but his men were filled with doubt. On the way to the battle, they stopped at a religious shrine. After praying with the men, the general took out a coin and said, I ... More About: Inspirational , Destiny
Boss
2007-10-17 21:52:00 A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars”. “Why, does the parrot cost so much?” asks the first man. The owner says: “Well the parrot knows how to use a computer”. The man then ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Boss
Married Life
2007-10-17 21:31:00 A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever’”. “Yeah” she replies, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last’”. Share This Related PostBefore ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Life , Married Life , Married
Types of Women
2007-10-17 21:21:00 Computer Terms for Women HARD-DISK Woman She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Woman She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman Difficult to access. SERVER Woman Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman She makes horrible things ... More About: Funny , Interesting , Types
Focused Cat
2007-10-16 23:16:00 Check out how this cat follows the pointer. Share This Related PostSinging HorsesWise Donkey StoryBossTypes of WomenCrazy RabbitYou & Your BossIf You Love SomeoneMicrosoft Office BoyThe Cookie ThiefCorporate LessonsSMS Meaning, Smilies, Emotions, EmoticonsBefore And After The WeddingFunny Quotes by Old Men - Wisdom of the ElderlyMemorable Funny Quotes by Great WomenPhrases for WorkStrange But True CoincidentsMarried LifeCostello ... More About: Jokes , Interesting
Singing Horses
2007-10-16 23:13:00 Wait for the entire screen to load up with all four horses and a fence in front of them. Then click on each horse. Make sure your sound is on. Re-click on any horse to make it turn off or turn it back on again. Try left to right and right to left, one or ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Horses , Singing
Crazy Rabbit
2007-10-16 23:06:00 Hold on to your pointer. Share This Related PostSinging HorsesBefore And After The WeddingPhrases for WorkStrange But True CoincidentsWise Donkey StoryBossMarried LifeTypes of WomenFocused CatCostello Buying a ComputerChinese ENGLISHBusted (Dinner Conversation that went wrong….)You & Your BossIf You Love SomeoneCrazy FactsMicrosoft Office BoyTips for ManagersThe Cookie ThiefCorporate LessonsJokes , Funny SMSWhat If The I.T. Industry Starts Producing Movies?Three ...
Costello Buying a Computer
2007-10-16 13:06:00 Costello calls to buy a computer from Abbott Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? Costello: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer. Abbott: Mac? Costello: No, the name’s Lou. Abbott: Your computer? Costello: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. Abbott: Mac? Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou. Abbott: What ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Buying , Computer
Chinese ENGLISH
2007-10-16 13:00:00 An Italian, French and Chinese went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. The Italian was first: “I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think ... More About: Funny
Busted (Dinner Conversation that went wrong?.)
2007-10-16 12:56:00 A dinner conversation between husband and wife that went wrong…. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry? HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again. WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).” HUSBAND: ... More About: Funny , Dinner , Busted , Wrong , Conversation
You & Your Boss
2007-10-15 20:47:00 When you take a long time, you’re slow; When your boss takes a long time, he or she’s thorough. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy; When your boss doesn’t do it, he or she’s too busy. When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he or she’s only human. When doing ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Boss
If You Love Someone
2007-10-14 22:31:00 THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was…. THE NEW VERSIONS ARE….. Pessimist If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was Optimist If you love someone, Set her free … ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Love , Some
Crazy Facts
2007-10-14 22:25:00 Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. It is ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Facts , Cool
Microsoft Office Boy
2007-10-14 22:16:00 A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft . The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed.” He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.” The man replied “But I ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Inspirational , Interesting
Instructions for Life
2007-10-13 17:48:00 Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. Follow the three R’s: Respect for self, respect for others, responsibility for all your actions. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Learn the rules so you know ... More About: Inspirational , Life , Interesting , Quotes
Tips for Managers
2007-10-12 09:43:00 Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If it’s really a “rush job”, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Tips , Managers , Ager
Ideas to Keep in Mind
2007-10-11 21:42:00 Pursue Achievable Goals Keep Genuine Smiles Share with Others Help your Neighbors Maintain A Youthful Spirit Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, and the Ugly Keep Cool Under Pressure Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor Forgive the Annoyance of Others Have a Few Pals Treasure Every Moment with Your Love ... More About: Ideas , Inspirational , Mind , Golden Words
21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!!
2007-10-11 17:39:00 Our communication - Wireless Our business - Cashless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our religion - Creedless Our food - Fatless Our faith - Godless Our labor - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our Follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our commitment - Aimless Our ... More About: Strange , Wonder , Century
Interesting Laws
2007-10-11 17:35:00 Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law ... More About: Jokes , Inspirational , Interesting , Laws , Cool
Great Truths
2007-10-11 17:30:00 Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Eat a live ... More About: Inspirational , Cool , Great , Golden Words , Ruth
Main Causes of Liver Damage
2007-10-11 17:22:00 Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause. Not urinating in the morning. Too much eating. Skipping breakfast. Consuming too much medication. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best ... More About: Health , Main , Damage , Liver
Brain Damaging Habits
2007-10-11 17:16:00 No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer ... More About: Health , Habits , Brain , Abit , Habit
Special Moments
2007-10-11 17:10:00 Have you ever experienced a moment in your life when you just ran out of words and you go silent. The moment when you left your home for the first time and you look back at your parents who are worried that their son/daughter are leaving them yet happy that their child took the ... More About: Inspirational , Cool , Special , Moments , Golden Words
Best Moments In Life
2007-10-11 17:02:00 Believe me you will agree with this. To fall in love. To have a child. To laugh until it hurts your stomach. To find mails by the thousands when you return of the vacations. To manage for a vacation at some pretty place. To listen to your favorite song in the radio. To ... More About: Inspirational , Life , Moments , Golden Words
The Cookie Thief
2007-10-11 16:56:00 This is to a scenario encouraging us not to rush into judgments. A woman was waiting at an airport one night With several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shop Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Inspirational , Interesting , Thief
Corporate Lessons
2007-10-11 16:53:00 Priest & Nun A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Interesting , Cool , Corporate
Animals Interesting Facts
2007-10-11 16:44:00 A domestic cat can frighten a black bear to climb a tree. In a fight between a polar bear and a lion, the polar bear would win. US Secret Service sniffer dogs are put up in five-star hotels during overseas presidential visits. Dolphins sleep with one ... More About: Jokes , Interesting , Facts , Animals , Eres
How Compnies Got Their Brand Names
2007-10-11 16:40:00 Apple Computer s It was the favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn’t suggest a better name by 5 O’clock. CISCO It is not an acronym as popularly believed. It is short for San ... More About: Brand , Names
Funny Computer Tricks
More articles from this author:2007-10-11 16:29:00 [rbinternal code not found] Shw(6) Press enter and watch your window’s “shaking it”. You can change the value of i if you wish. Share This Related PostCostello Buying a Computer Before And After The WeddingPhrases for WorkStrange But True CoincidentsWise Donkey StoryBossMarried LifeTypes of WomenSinging HorsesCrazy RabbitChinese ENGLISHBusted (Dinner Conversation that went wrong….)You & Your BossIf You Love ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Tricks 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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