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Bill Gates and General Motors - Computer & Car Technology
2008-02-24 22:49:00 Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Technology , Joke , Bill Gates
Reasons For Sleeping & Waking Up Early - Importance Of Early To Bed & Early
2008-02-24 22:32:00 Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man, healthy, wealthy and wise. Well that’s true. I am trying to go to bed early and rise early myself now-a-days. I am a Computer Guy, so well! that’s kind of hard for me. But it’s a fact that if you make this habbit then your all problems ... More About: Health , Sleeping , Reasons , Early
12 Most Romantic Things
2008-02-24 22:23:00 Watch the sunset together. Whisper to each other. Cook for each other. Walk in the rain. Hold hands. Buy gifts for each other. Roses. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you’re together. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight. Hugs are the universal medicine. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know ... More About: Love , Romantic , Things
True Love Never Dies
2008-02-24 22:21:00 Two Love rs planned to Suicide. Boy jumped first; Girl closed her eyes, and returned back saying; Love is Blind. The Boy, in mid-air opened his parachute saying; Love never Dies… Share This Related PostBill Gates and General Motors - Computer & Car TechnologyWhat Is You Question?Wife’s CookingRed EarsDrinking Too MuchBlond LessonAdam Before EveCareer For SonBrainsMillionaire’s DaughterFarmer and The LadyIf You Love SomeoneHow ... More About: Jokes , Funny , Joke , True
Thats Life
2008-02-22 22:49:00 We Never Get What We Want We Never Want What We Get We Never Have What We Like We Never Like What We Have Still We Live & Love Thats Life ………. Share This Related PostQuotes From Star WarsA Pound of Butter - WYGIWYG - What You Give Is What You Get!Real FriendsHow Success Is Made!Wise Words By Bruce Lee - QuotesWise Words ... More About: Inspirational
Quizz - IQ Test
2008-02-22 22:48:00 Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? If u said 5000 its wrong. Its 4100. Mary’s father has five daughters 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Nunu? NO!Of course not. Her name is Mary. ... More About: Interesting , Test
Top 50 Greatest Ever Concept Cars
2008-02-16 21:44:00 Want to see what tomorrow’s cars will look like? Then take a look at these 50 beauties reported by msn. They are all concept cars, designed never to make it into a showroom near you. However, they are far from useless models, used once at motorshows and then relegated to a dusty backroom. Every one of ... More About: Interesting , Cars , Concept Cars , Amazing , Wonder
Car Under Water - Submersible Rinspeed sQuba
2008-02-16 21:29:00 Now I donot think that everyone of you is aware of this amazing car. I defy anyone to look at these pictures of this sQuba concept without inadvertently humming the James Bond theme tune. Always to be relied upon to introduce to the world a car that no-one needs but everyone secretly wants, the, shall we say esoteric, ... More About: Interesting , Water , Amazing , Rinspeed , Wonder
How To Overcome Anger
2008-02-16 21:16:00 The country state is worse and it is going to be more. I am a talented man but my worth is not recognized by this society. I am hardworking person but my Boss does not admit that I put my maximum efforts in my work. I have failures in the past. I do many mistakes. ... More About: Health , Anger , Overcome
Moon Ripped - A Clear Proved Miracle
2008-02-16 00:22:00 This picture shows the location of the “Rocky Belt” which shows the moon was once split. The unbelievers of Makkah said to the prophet that if you are truly a prophet split the moon and if you do we shall believe. It was a full moon that night…And so the prophet prayed to Allah to grant ... More About: Islam , Moon , Miracle , Wonder , Clear
World?s Easiest Quiz - Riddle
2008-02-16 00:08:00 How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? Which country makes Panama hats? From which animal do we get cat gut? In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? What is a camel’s hair brush made of? The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? What was King George VI’s first ... More About: Quiz , Interesting , World , Riddles , Riddle
111 Romantic SMS For Someone Special
2008-02-16 00:01:00 Romantic SMS Collection. The perfect messages for your special person. Have fun sending these Romantic SMS to your friends and Love ones. Lives are for living I live for you Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you Hearts are for beating mine beats for you Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you? You are like the sunshine so ... More About: Mobile , Romantic , Special
Honey Benefits
2008-02-15 23:46:00 If you have allergies, honey can be beneficial. If you eat honey that is local to your area, it may help prevent your seasonal allergies. Bees use the pollen from local plants and eventually it ends up in your honey. [16:114] Therefore, you shall eat from GOD’s provisions everything that is lawful and good, and be ... More About: Health , Honey , Benefits
Top 10 Most Romantic Flowers
2008-02-11 14:45:00 Iris Meaning: Faith & Hope. Sunflower Meaning: Adoration. Wild Flowers Meaning: Whimsical. Lilac Meaning: Do you still love me? (Mauve lilacs) Carnation Meaning: Fascination. Orchid Meaning: Love, Beauty, Seduction & Refinement. Lily Meaning: Beauty. Tulip Perfect Love. Daisy Meaning: Innocence, Loyal Love, Purity. Rose Meaning: I love you. Share This Related PostSociety PsychologyDid You Know?Amazing Facts - Really InterestingPakistan of 1948 - Lion Does Not Have A RazorSame HelloInteresting Facts About EarthInstructions for LifeMain Causes of ... More About: Romantic
Quotes From Star Wars
2008-02-11 14:41:00 The fear of loss is a path to darkside. Death is a natural part of life. Don’t miss. Don’t mourn. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is. Train yourself to let go, everything you fear to loose. Do or do not do. There is no try. who is more fool? the fool or who follows the fool! Share This Related PostPakistan ... More About: Inspirational , Interesting , Star Wars , Wars , Quotes
What Is You Question?
2008-02-11 14:38:00 George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, what is your name? Bob And what is your question, Bob? I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you ... More About: Funny , Question , Joke
Wife?s Cooking
2008-02-11 14:34:00 Wife: ?If I dismiss the cook and make the food for you for a month, what will you pay me?? Husband: ?I don?t need to pay you. You will get my entire life insurance amount? Share This Related PostWhat Is You Question?Red EarsDrinking Too MuchBlond LessonAdam Before EveCareer For SonBrainsMillionaire’s DaughterFarmer and The LadyJoke s & FunPerfect PartnerBest Woman ... More About: Funny , Cooking , Wife
Red Ears
2008-02-11 14:33:00 A man with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened and he answered, ?I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidently picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.? ?Oh dear!? the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. ?But what happened ... More About: Funny , Joke , Ears
Drinking Too Much
2008-02-11 12:35:00 He has been drinking at the pub all night. When the bar was closing, the man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he will crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him. Once outside, he stands ... More About: Funny , Joke , Drinking
Blond Lesson
2008-02-11 12:32:00 It obviously annoyed her to see her husband enjoying standing next to a beautiful lady in a crowded elevator. Suddenly the blond slapped him on the face and said, ?This should teach you not to pinch girls!? As they got off the elevator, the man said to his wife, ?But I did not pinch her!? ?I know,? said the ... More About: Funny , Joke , Blond , Lesson
Jokes & Fun
2008-02-11 12:29:00 A thief just ran off with my purse, ?shouted a champion runner? ?Couldn?t you catch him?? asked the onlooker. ?Sure, I even took the lead, but when I looked back, he was gone? Teacher: ?John, can tell me how fast light travels?? John: ?I don?t know, but it always gets here too early in the morning.? Teacher: ?Why is the sky ... More About: Jokes , Funny
Perfect Partner
2008-02-11 11:26:00 A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect partner. “I want a companion who is small and attractive, loves water sports and enjoys group activities.” The computer answered: “Mary a penguin” Share This Related PostJokes & FunBest Woman In The WorldRandom Jokes and FunSecond LanguageA Je To - Pat A Mat - 3D Animations & MoviesThree Kicks RuleMale ... More About: Funny , Partner , Perfect
Best Woman In The World
2008-02-11 11:22:00 After a shipwreck, one person escapes and finds a small corked bottle. He removes the cork and a genie appears. The genie asks him what he desires. Immediately the man orders for the best wine, the best food and the best woman in the world. After a while, the genie brings a crate of red wine, a ... More About: Funny , World , Woman , The World
Random Jokes and Fun
2008-02-11 11:19:00 When a woman says “I don’t have anything to wear”, she really means “I don’t have anything new to wear” When a man says “I don’t have anything to wear”, he really means “I don’t have anything clean to wear.” Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. Share This Related PostJokes ... More About: Funny , Random
Adam Before Eve
2008-02-11 11:17:00 Father, asked the little fellow, “If it’s polite to let women be first in everything then why did God made Adam before Eve?” “Because, son? was the reply, “He didn’t want any disturbances while he was making Adam.” Share This Related PostWhat Is You Question?Wife’s CookingRed EarsDrinking Too MuchBlond LessonCareer For SonBrainsMillionaire’s DaughterFarmer and The LadyJoke s & FunPerfect PartnerBest Woman ... More About: Funny
Career For Son
2008-02-11 11:14:00 An elderly couple had a son living with them. The parents were worried as the son had not decided about his future career. They decided to do a small test. They took a 100 dollars, a bible and a bottle of whisky, and put them on the front hall table. The father plan was, “If the boy ... More About: Funny , Joke , Career
Brains
2008-02-11 11:12:00 Husband: “You know, our brilliant son got his brains from me.” Wife: “I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me.” Share This Related PostWhat Is You Question?Wife’s CookingRed EarsDrinking Too MuchBlond LessonAdam Before EveCareer For SonMillionaire’s DaughterFarmer and The LadyJoke s & FunPerfect PartnerBest Woman In The WorldRandom Jokes and FunSecond LanguageA Je To - Pat A Mat - ... More About: Funny , Brains
Millionaire?s Daughter
2008-02-11 11:11:00 A millionaire who collected live alligators kept them in his pool. He also had a beautiful daughter. One day he threw a huge party, where he announced, “My dear guests, I will give a 1 million rupees or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool and emerge unharmed!” As soon as he finished, there ... More About: Funny , Joke , Millionaire , Daughter
Farmer and The Lady
2008-02-11 11:09:00 One day a farmer on vacation got stranded on a deserted island. The only things he saved were a piece of rope, a sheep and a dog. Days went by and after a while, he started to dream about women. After giving it some thought, he tied the sheep to a tree. the only problem ... More About: Funny , Joke , Lady , Farmer
President Bush and Colin Powell
More articles from this author:2008-02-10 18:46:00 A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, “Yep, that’s them,”. So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?” Bush says, “We’re planning WW III”. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?” Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill ... More About: President , President Bush , Colin Powell 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 |
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