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NEW INK ALERT!!
2008-04-03 16:29:00
I got new ink to show off today! It should take a month to complete this tattoo. Vik, the artist behind this tattoo, did the outline work for half my leg. There's a spider, flowers and a ladybug. Next Thursday, it's the outlining of the green tree frogs, dragonflies and more greenery.Here are the pictures from today's tattoo session! Sorry the pics are a little whack. My camera is screwed!!
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Blind-Bat
2008-04-01 15:16:00
There are so many things I wanna blog about but I can't remember anything now. I think it's a sign I'm getting old. Old is supposed to be golden right? For those of you that are hoping I'll make fun of Batman and Robin for the third day in the row, I'm gonna give these two blokes a rest.You know, I'm sitting as close to the monitor as I can. Nope, I ain't watching porn!! I broke my glasses a few days ago and now I can't see shit! I've given up on trying to watch tv. It's retarded that I've got to sit so damn close to the television. I'm fine going out without my glasses. I'm too vain to be seen in public with my glasses. I try not to wear contacts cos I always end up sleeping with them on. It's the price I have to pay for being a vain pot!If you don't already know, EZ Tattoo (Far East Plaza #04-10) now offers temporary tattoos. You can get airbrushed from Wednesdays to Sundays, from 2pm to 7pm. For now, we are using standard ink which lasts up to 3 days. It's perfect...
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Evidence: Batman and Robin are gay!
2008-03-31 14:20:00
Watcha looking at Robin ??Batman and Robin at the sex museum in Amsterdam...
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If you are from the Police Force...
2008-03-30 20:02:00
If you are from the Police Force and you're reading my blog because a certain individual has made a police report regrading my post Batman and Superman are related!!, you can contact me at the following email addresses...1) dxscorpio@yahoo.com.sg2) ink@noelboyd.com3) shop@noelboyd.comI have chosen not to reveal my contact number for obvious reasons. With that said, I'll be more than happy to hear from ya'll via email and if I do have to remove the post, I will. Do note that at the same time, I would also like to make a police report about the bloke that left a message on my tagboard. I have his/her IP address and service provider details on-hand for the report.Thank you and have a smashing day! Superheroes rock!!!(ps: I seriously think it was Spiderman that left the message on my tagboard. If it isn't Spidey, it's either Captain America or Robin. Then again, it might just be some guy dressed up as Wonder Woman!)
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INKEDividual 007
2008-03-28 09:48:00
" For westerners, the tattoo has always been a metaphor of difference." ~Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000

Airbrush Tattoos
2008-03-26 15:59:00
Hi all, just a short post to let everyone know that the Tattoo Boutique will be at Far East Plaza, EZ Tattoo (#04-10) this week. We started today and we'll be there till Saturday. So, if you need an airbrush tattoo or you know someone that does, come on by! Airbrush Tattoos are available from 2pm to 7pm. Our tattoos last a good 7 days and above.If you need the real thing done, come on by too! The boys at EZ will hook you up with a kick-ass tattoo. I guarantee it!Alright...that's about it...The Tattooed Blogger over and out!

Awesome Pet Portrait
2008-03-25 09:25:00
I wanted to post a picture of this awesome tattoo I came across a few weeks ago. But with most tattoo related posts I do, I first needed to get approval from the owner of this tattoo. Feral got back to me and she's more than happy to let me share this personal tattoo on my blog. I love tattoos that have a deep meaning. This tattoo has all of that and more...This is a portrait of Feral's dog, Lupa. Lupa was born on a full moon and sadly, Lupa died on a full moon. Natasha from Final Sin Tattoo Studio did an awesome job!
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Baby's sister for sale!
2008-03-24 13:20:00
While searching for baby products on mocca.com, we came across these two ads...We speak good English in Singapore! This ad says..."Baby Sister for sale". You get 2 for $100. Isn't that a good deal?Isn't this sweet? A matchmaking service for horny old men and money hungry bitches.This is Singapore and we sure are Unique!
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Batman and Superman are related!!
2008-03-23 17:17:00
This to too funny not to post! Parents can be really cruel when they name their kids. But this tops everything I've heard and seen. My thanks to Felicia for the email and the good laugh!
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F@#King Bunny
2008-03-23 05:28:00
Happy Easter ya'll!
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Busy Busy Busy...
2008-03-22 22:03:00
Hello everyone...I'm really busy with a project. Hence the absence of posts on Friday and Saturday. What's supposed to be a 7-10 day project, is now a 2 days project. I've gotten 4 hours of sleep for the past 48 hours or so.I love projects that push you to your limits. I love challenging myself to stay up for another hour. I've got to get back to designing this website. There's not much you can do in 24 hours but it sure looks good from where I'm sitting.Till later in the day, Happy Easter everyone!
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INKEDividual 006
2008-03-20 13:59:00
"A tattoo is a true poetic creation, and is always more than meets the eye. As a tattoo is grounded on living skin, so its essence emotes a poignancy unique to the mortal human condition." ~V. Vale and Andrea Juno, Modern Primitives

The Teardrop Tattoo
2008-03-19 09:45:00
Chances are, you've seen teenagers or even adults sporting this tattoo in Singapore. Called the teardrop tattoo, this tattoo is as symbolic as it gets. The tattoo is placed under the eye to create the impression that the individual is crying. I'm pretty darn sure most of these people that have this tattoo in Singapore, don't know the history behind the teardrop tattoo.In prisons throughout the United States, there have been accounts of prisoners that have been forced to get the tattoo by their "sugar daddies". The tattoo would signify that the prisoner is a sissy.It has also been documented that the teardrop tattoo originated in the Chicano gangs of California. To these gangs, the tattoo signifies that an individual has killed another person, particularly while in prison. The tattoo can also mean that a family member, close friend or fellow gang member has died. The likely cause of death would be gang related.The teardrop tattoo can also stand for the number of years one has been...
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Did this blogger cook up a story?
2008-03-18 07:19:00
It sure seems that the Mas Selamat post I mentioned last night is a fake. Here's what I said..."I read this blog a few minutes ago and it contains an interesting post. Apparently, Mas Selamat was seen in Pasir Ris last week. He went to a 7-Eleven near White Sands and the staff immediately recognized him. They called the police but they took 2 odd hours to arrive! I don't know how true this is. I ain't gonna judge. But if it's true, somebody needs a real hard kick on their behind!"That blog has either been removed by the owner or by the authorities. I left a comment on that blog advising the blogger to be a 100% certain that whatever she has mentioned on her blog is 100% accurate. If whatever she said in that post was false, she's gonna be in a whole lot of trouble. Her post was duplicated and posted in forums. Many Netcitizens took this as a golden opportunity to slam the government and the police.Frankly I don't see the point in blaming anyone. What we need to do as a country...
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It's Booze Time!
2008-03-18 06:48:00
Bedside Booze Dispenser Price: £12.99This is a perfect gift for the true blue alcoholic! Imagine drinking yourself to sleep every night. If that sounds good to you, you need one in your bedroom today!The Bedside Booze dispenser comes with the following items...* Removable vinyl stickers for your glasses* Rubber tubing* Flow regulator* Glass container* Stainless steel stand* Medical dispensing pointYou'll never have to go thirsty again! The Bedside Booze Dispenser is available exclusively at BoysStuff.co.uk.
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Yo Selamat! Where you at??
2008-03-17 16:19:00
After Ann's hospital checkup earlier in the evening, we visited my grandfather's grave at Chua Chu Kang Christian cemetery. We bought some flowers and paid our respects...Since we were in the area, we drove over to the Muslim cemetery so that Ann could visit her mom's grave. At the entrance of the Muslim cemetery, there was an army roadblock. The soldier asked us..."What are you doing here?". What the hell do people do when they visit a cemetery?! Have a party? Barbecue? Shop for a burial spot? Anyhow, the soldier proceeded to check the car and we were cleared to do whatever we intended to do in the cemetery.After Ann was done, we drove to the other Muslim cemetery. We passed by the Chinese cemetery and they too had roadblocks at the entrances and exits. At the second Muslim cemetery, we were once again stopped. No questions were asked. All they wanted was for someone to step out of the car to open the boot. We were cleared within seconds.My question is this...Why is it that all ...

She's Got INK! (Janine Lindemulder)
2008-03-16 09:08:00
It wasn't easy searching for her pictures. Well, Janine is an adult film actress. She's either naked or getting banged in most pictures. If this wasn't Singapore, I'll have her naughty pictures on my blog. Janine Lindemulder does have a blog and here's the link.

Mellow me Bryan!!!
2008-03-15 09:10:00
I'm listening to the sweet sounds of Bryan Adams as I write this post. When I listen to an amazing artist like Bryan Adams, I suddenly become mellow and reflective. I reckon every Saturday should either be a Bryan Adams or Bob Marley day. It's nice to be mellow for a change. I've got so much angst with the idiots around me that I sometimes feel I'm going mad.I read someone's blog yesterday and it made me smile. I was feeling a little down yesterday and this post on her blog made me smile like a jackass. She said some really nice stuff about my blog. Thanks Cheryl! You're a darling but I'm sure you already know that!It's always nice to have old friends drop by this blog. Other than those that leave comments, I'll honestly say that I don't know who reads my blog. Every now and then, I'll bump into an old friend and he or she would remark that they've been keeping up to date with my life through this sometimes erratic blog. That's really awesome you know. Never have I imag...

Chicks going Green...
2008-03-15 07:55:00
These two hotties sure love their greens! I reckon this should be the new dress code at clubs. It's a healthy choice don't you think? I'd go vegetarian if every hot chick wears nothing but edible vegetables. Who ever thought that a few leaves and an apple would be so god damn sexy?! SLURP!
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Music to my Ears
2008-03-14 08:51:00
Back in my wild events days, I would deejay whenever we needed a jockey. This would normally happen when a DJ is drunk or fails to turn up at an event. That used to happen quite a lot! Before we get any further, I’ll like to say this. I can’t deejay to save my life. I sure as hell can’t mix to save my life. I used to chop my music. It's a simple way to deejay which almost anyone can do if you know your music well enough.Well, I heard a particular song on Class 95FM yesterday and it brought back sweet memories. Here are my 10 most favourite party songs from the 70’s & 80’s that I used to play…10) Big In Japan by Alphaville9) I Want To Make You Sweat by Ub408) Rasputin by Boney M7) Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners6) Y.M.C.A. by Village People5) Karma Chameleon by Culture Club4) That's The Way (I Like It) by KC & The Sunshine Band3) Mony Mony by Billy Idol2) Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry1) Push It by Salt-N-PepaAhhh…the good old days will never be...
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INKEDividual 005
2008-03-14 06:37:00
"The tattoo attracts and also repels precisely because it is different." ~Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000

Drugs And Wrestling
2008-03-13 10:33:00
I read on WWE.com last night that Jeff Hardy has been handed another suspension. This time, Jeff is suspended for 60 days. Why the suspension you may ask? This is Jeff's second violation under the substance abuse program.The Talent Wellness Program was implemented by the WWE in 2006. The WWE Talent Wellness Program carries out random substance abuse and drug tests on their performers. Details of this Wellness Program can be found here.As I mentioned earlier, this is Jeff?s second offense since the program started. The next time he gets caught for substance abuse, he will get the sack. That would be unfortunate but inevitable at the rate he?s going. Between the two Hardy?s (Matt his brother from the SmackDown brand), I really dig Jeff. His high flying moves are always a joy to watch. Put him in ladder match and he'll blow you away!Looking back at the recent wrestling deaths, it would be extremely sad if we one day lose a top notch performer like Jeff Hardy at a young age. Not just ...
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The Percentage
2008-03-11 07:31:00
While I?m trying not to let the stomach flu get me down, I can?t help but swear! It?s even worse when you?ve got gastric. It?s like this 2-in-1 deal that you so don?t freaking need!Here in Singapore, the search for Mas Selamat Kastari continues. I reckon it?s day 13 today. Singapore isn?t a big place. But I do understand that it?s a hell lot harder to look for an individual compared to an individual looking for a group if people. I hope I made sense there.The government doesn?t want its people to speculate on how he escaped and where he is now. How do you avoid speculation when the general public isn?t given the information that they need? As much as I support the government, I think they could have played their cards better. Then again, what do I know? I?m just a blogger who loves tattoos?I?ve finally figured out how to post on this blog via my mobile phone. With that said, you guys will be the first to know when my baby boy pops out of mommy next month. There will be live updates ...

Funky Stomach
2008-03-10 07:16:00
Hi all, sorry I couldn't post the weekly Tattooed & Hot yesterday. Wasn't feeling too good yesterday and today isn't any better. It ain't the nicest feeling when you've got the stomach flu! The Tattooed & Hot post will be up in an hour. After which, I'm heading back to bed...Aite....later folks!
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Giraffe Tattoo
2008-03-08 07:46:00
This month, we are celebrating wildlife! There will be numerous posts throughout this month promoting charity organizations that are committed to wildlife conservation. There will also be lots of animal/wildlife themed tattoo posts just like the one above. I love animals and I hope you do too!Quote of the day: "I am the earth. You are the earth. The Earth is dying. You and I are murderers." ~Ymber Delecto
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Airbrush Tattoos
2008-03-07 17:05:00
My airbrush tattoo website is officially up. We've been experimenting with the layout and colors over the last few days. I love how the site looks now. It's simple and nice I guess.So guys and girls, do visit The Tattoo Boutique and see for yourself what we're all about. We're available for corporate functions, parties, children events, carnivals, etc... If you know anyone that runs bazaars and exhibitions, we'll love to have a booth!We need all the help we can get to spread the word. Thanks in advance ya'll!!www.TATTBOUTIQUE.com
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Gone Baby Shopping!
2008-03-07 10:15:00
Wassup everyone?! It's the weekend and I sure hope you're looking forward to it. With the boys coming by my place for a drinking session tomorrow, I bet my ass someone is going home drunk!We spent the entire day yesterday looking for baby stuff. As much I wanted to blog, I was too freaking tired by the time I got home. We started off the day with Toa Payoh. What's the first thing we saw when we turned into Lorong 1 Toa Payoh? A freaking suicide!! It seems that Block 191 is a popular block for those that wanna be Superman for a day. From what we heard yesterday, someone jumps from that block every few weeks. That's messed up!!After witnessing that horrific sight, we had lunch (pretty darn good chicken rice). Yeah, we had to eat no matter what we saw. This children wear shop that we found at Toa Payoh is the bomb. We got some stuff from there and a few other shops in the area.We then went to this huge-ass children's store at Balestier. I have never seen so many baby strollers u...
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Blogs I Read
2008-03-05 09:51:00
The following blogs are my daily reads. My day wouldn't be complete without dropping by these blogs. You can say it's part of my daily diet. Well, here are the BLOGS...The Guys From Love Hate / Miami Ink : If you're a fan of Miami Ink, you'll love this blog! Victoria Martinez is the chick behind this blog. I'm constantly amazed with the amount of work she puts into this blog. It ain't easy getting the latest scoop on the Miami Ink boys. Yet alone to do it every single day! Welcome to my Evil Lair : This blog is by an ex-colleague of mine. As funny as he is in real life, his blog never fails to make me laugh. It's my remedy for those moody days. Deep down inside, Willy is a perverted guy. That's because he's been single for way too long! So ladies, if you're looking for a boyfriend, Willy is just the guy for you. Not cos he's a pervert, but cos he's the nicest bloke walking around Geylang!Nadnut : Nadia otherwise known as Nadnut, is the bomb! She deserves to be an A-List ...
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When's the last time you used Durex?
2008-03-04 15:07:00
I mean seriously...When was a last time you used Durex ?Durex Play Shop is an interactive shop. The mouse cursor is an actual vibrator. So yeah, you'll get to move the vibrator all over the screen. It's absolutely hilarious!! Anyhow, the vibrator is called the Durex Play Wand. I never knew Durex had so many vibrators! Where the hell have I been??!While you're checking out Durex's official site, be sure to play their online game and check out the many products they have on shelfs all over Singapore. And if you're of legal age, you could be a vibrator tester by clicking on this URL: www.durexplayshop.com.sg/testerform.php.Y ep, they're looking for people to test their products. Do you need another reason to have sex? I THINK NOT!!
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The Pole Dancer
2008-03-04 08:34:00
USB Pole Dancer Price: £29.95This item is back by popular demand! Some call pole dancing demeaning to women. I think you ought to have one on your table. You'll have your very own pole dancer at your expense 24/7!This flirtatious 8-inch pole dancer wears nothing but a skimpy bikini. Did I mention she's a blonde? She'll gyrate to your favourite MP3's and you won't have to give her any money. All you have to do is to plug her (yes PLUG her) into your PC audio outlet or Ipod. For the complete effect, there are stage lightings too. You can sit back, relax and imagine you're in a strip club while your colleagues work their asses off!The USB Pole Dancer is available exclusively at BoysStuff.co.uk.