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Gonorrhea and Monopoly...
2008-03-03 08:51:00
Hello everyone! How?s your Monday going? Monday?s are pretty shitty especially when you?ve got lots to do. My advice is to chill out, relax and watch everyone else work. There?s always tomorrow and the day after to work your ass off!The search for Mas Selamat Kastari continues in Singapore. The search has brought our boys in blue all over the island. Just last night, I saw the Gurkha contingent outside my place. I live at Upper Thomson and the nature reserve is just next to us. So yeah, they did a search and were gone after midnight.One can only hope that they find this screwed-up terrorist soon. I called Chee Soon Juan a disease not too long ago. Chee is a genital wart. A bloody nuisance that doesn?t go away! Mas Selamat on the other hand, is gonorrhea. When you?ve got gonorrhea and you pee, your dick feels like it?s gonna explode. That?s what terrorists do right? They blow themselves up. Enough said!!Ann and I have been busy playing Monopoly at night. It sure beats drinking myself...

Beer Fest!
2008-03-01 13:52:00
I got these pictures in my inbox earlier in the evening. The pics explain the bloody hangover I had yesterday! Not included in the pictures are a bucket of beer that was on a chair and 10 bottles from earlier in the night. DAMN!!
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Bling Bling!
2008-03-01 09:25:00
If you are looking at starting your very own jewelry business, I have just the right people you can hook up with.Cheap Wholesale Jewelry strives to provide their clients with the best products at the lowest prices possible. Their advantage over others is the experience they have in the industry. As a buyer, you will find discounts that you find anywhere else.Their attention to quality has ensured that they remain the most sought after wholesale jewelry distributor. They have a wide variety of jewelry such as silver and gold to Austrian crystal pieces. While they do not sell individual pieces of jewelry, they sell items in bulk to businesses. This ensures that customers would only be able to find a particular piece at a retailer.For more information, visit www.cheapwholesalejewelry.com!
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Mas Selamat Kastari
2008-03-01 07:16:00
There's one man that Singaporeans have been talking about. His name has been mentioned in Parliament, hawker centers, places of worship, etc... Mas Selamat Kastari is in the news for all the wrong reasons. Some of my international readers might have heard about him on CNN yesterday.With all this talk, comes the negative comments about our country. People are speculating how he escaped detention. After all, this is Singapore we are talking about. While it's easy to speculate, these negative comments are doing anyone any good.Nobody wanted this to happen. While it could have been prevented, this country will learn from it's mistakes. Inmates have escaped from prisons all over the world. Some of these prisons are the best in the world. I guess it's a learning process. Unfortunately for Singapore, the inmate that escaped is the very same man that wanted to harm thousands of innocent lives.We have made headline news all over the world. Here are links to some of these articles...Bangk...

2476
2008-02-29 13:00:00
If you're gonna buy 4D this weekend, I suggest you buy the number 2476. 2476 has come close to opening the past few weeks. My prediction is that it'll open this weekend. Call it a gut feeling if you must. I might be wrong but what the heck. You're probably thinking..."nah, it won't open!!". But what if it does? You'll be kicking your own ass!I played this prank years ago on this popular forum. I left a post saying I dreamt of this number three nights in a row. Guess what happened next? The freaking number was sold out in a few days. That's how crazy Singaporeans are about lottery and anything else to do with betting. But I am serious about 2476 opening this weekend. Go check the recent 4D results and you'll see what I mean....

Writing a book?
2008-02-28 11:45:00
A short post before I head out. A big shout-out to my friends at AuthorHouse. These guys are the coolest bunch of people around.AuthorHouse has helped more than 30,000 authors put their voice in print and self publish more than 40,000 books. They are determined to help authors from all over the world achieve their dreams.Publish a Book in various forms at the lowest price. These forms range from Paperback to Hardcover and Children?s Color. Head on over to www.AuthorHouse.com if you are an aspiring author for more information!
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Daddy with the Cravings!!
2008-02-28 07:53:00
It seems I am the one with all the cravings. So far, I?ve craved for chicken rice, pasta, duck rice, mee goreng, tulang and hotdogs. Yesterday, I craved for fried chicken. So we took a long drive to the biggest KFC joint in Singapore. Yep, we ended up in Kallang.My mom says that my dad went through the same thing. I hear it?s pretty common for daddies to have cravings. I love food so this craving thingy isn?t a bad thing. The plus point is that I cook. If I didn?t, I?d have to go searching for food in the wee hours of the morning. Now that would be a bitch!Today, I?m craving for a good drinking session. I?m gonna meet up with the clan and have our MUST HAVE happy hour. They like to call it, Tiger Time. I so can?t wait!!!
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InsideCardiacArrest.com
2008-02-28 07:22:00
I?m sure we all know of someone that has suffered from a cardiac arrest. But do we know what the symptoms are and what to do when someone we know suffers from one?InsideCardiacArrest.com is a site that points out the potential dangers to you, your family and friends. They are educational videos online that point out the symptoms of a cardiac arrest and prevention measures we can take.There is also a detailed description on the implantable cardioverter defibrillator (ICD). An ICD Implant is a device used to treat dangerously fast heart rates that occur in the lower chambers of the heart. My uncle has one and I didn?t quite know what it was till today.Drop on by to InsideCardiacArrest.com to find more out?

Terrorist on the Run
2008-02-27 17:15:00
The Singapore Police Force is looking for this man, Mas Selamat. He escaped from detention at 4.05pm. This low life moron is the leader of the Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) network here in Singapore.Mas Selamat was involved in the JI's plans to mount attacks against foreign and local establishments here. These included the US Embassy and American Club, the Defence Ministry headquarters at Bukit Gombak and the Education Ministry building at North Buona Vista Drive.Mas Selamat fled Singapore in December 2001 following an Internal Security Department operation against the terrorist organisation.The militant leader had been on the run after Singapore authorities discovered plans to crash seven truck filled with bombs at various locations around the island.Investigations also revealed that he was the mastermind behind a plan to hijack an airplane and crash it into Changi airport.Anyone with information about him, can contact the Police at 999. This screwed up piece of dirt needs to be behind ba...
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The BIG ONE
2008-02-27 07:18:00
I was reading an article in the papers this morning about the recent Sumatra, Indonesia earthquakes. Scientists are predicting that a much bigger earthquake will hit in the future. They call this quake the 'Big One'. What's frightening is that Sumatra has been experiencing earthquakes all week. If these earthquakes are considered small, imagine what the 'Big One' is gonna be like!Indonesia was rocked by another earthquake over 8 hours ago. This is the 12th earthquake recorded over the past four days. I seriously feel for the people that have been affected by these earthquakes.Each time there is an earthquake in the region, most of us would immediately think of a tsunami. That's how bad the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake affected us folks from the East. I pray to god that we'll never see something like that again. I guess all we can do is pray and hope for the best.I tried inserting an earthquake monitor into this post but it's too god damn big!! This same widget is up on The N...

Blog and make money today!
2008-02-26 11:30:00
Some friends have been asking for the link to sign-up with Pay Per Post. Pay Per Post is the easiest way for bloggers to make money. If you blog daily, you can easily make US$70.00 a week. The top earner last month made a cool US$1887. That's a month's salary for some people!Well, here is the sign-up form...&l t;br>Y our Browser does not support IFrames: This form can not be rendered. Please visit <a href="http://payperpost.com/signup" target="_parent"& amp;amp;gt;PayPerPost&amp ;amp;amp;amp;lt;/a&am p;amp;amp;gt; to sign up.<br >Blog and make money today!!
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It's a No Brainer!
2008-02-26 10:00:00
I have some friends that simply can?t do DIY stuff around the house. They?ll buy a shelf and after reading the instructions, the shelf ends up in the storeroom. I?m sure you?ve met some people like this.Well, I found an online store that has a pretty cool name. They call themselves ?NoBrainerBlinds?. As you would have guessed, they sell custom blinds that are easy to install. You don?t need special tools and you?ll get the job done in less than 10 minutes. And if you really need some coaching, there are online videos to show you just how to do it. That?s cool ain?t it?!What?s more, you get name brand products with lifetime warranties at the lowest price. Don?t take my word for it. They guarantee it in writing!To get advice from the experts and to find out more about NoBrainerBlinds, visit www.nobrainerblinds.com.

Itchy Balls!!
2008-02-26 07:41:00
Gentleman's Ball Scratcher Price: £7.95Admit it!! We men itch down there at some point or another. If it's a daily thing, I suggest you get help ASAP! If it's an occasional itch, I've found the THING for you! The product guide says you can use the Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher discreetly. How the hell you do that I don't know!Here is the full product write-up...Got an awkward itch?! Need to get to rid of an itch in an intimate spot discreetly - the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is just what you need! When you get an itch in that most awkward of spots, what's a man to do? Your fellow men understand the need to have a good old scratch sometimes, the female of the species tend to be disgusted. Don't suffer in silence. Silver plated and crafted in the shape of a delicate female hand, with a nine inch handle and the benefit of five fingers the Ball Scratcher is ideal for getting to those hard to reach places. Perfect for the busy make executive, it comes...
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High-definition Video Communications
2008-02-26 07:06:00
If you?ve used a webcam before, I bet you wished that the video quality was better. After all, the video quality is often grainy and the live feed is always a second too slow.If quality is what you?re after, LifeSize Video Communications has the perfect solution. LifeSize channels high-definition video communications over a broadband connection to enable natural, face-to-face communication among users.LifeSize has over 100 partners located in 30 countries. No matter where in the world you are, LifeSize will hook you up! They offer solutions in all sectors of society and business. From the all important Videoconference to Video Clips, you?ll get the best possible solution at half the price.To view LifeSize?s solutions available to the healthcare, public, and environmental sectors, please visit www.lifesize.com.
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The waiting game @ KK Hospital
2008-02-25 10:33:00
The folks at KK Women's and Children's Hospital need a lesson or two about keeping an appointment. It has happened not once, twice but 3 bloody times. We've decided that we're never gonna have another morning appointment again!Today's appointment with the doctor was scheduled at 10.30am. We got there at 10am, a half hour early, just like the two other occasions. Ann did her detailed scan at 11am. That ain't too bad right? A half hour wait is not a problem. Just as she was done with the scan, she was told that she would have to do another scan. This time, a doctor would have to do the scan cos they couldn't detect the baby's heartbeat. Being new parents, we freaked out! Maybe Ann didn't but I sure did!!We were made to wait an hour before we got to see the doctor. The second scan was over in minutes. This old female doctor detected the baby's heartbeat within minutes. Wouldn't it be a good idea for all scans to be done by doctors instead of China born hospital staff (we've...
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The Wedding Pictures
2008-02-22 11:37:00
It's been ONE month since Ann and I got married. These are the pictures from that beautiful day... A big thank you to Shawaliyah, Felicia, Leon and Leonard Boyd for contributing these lovely pictures. Big hugs to all!To view the rest of the pictures, click here.
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Changes to my blog...
2008-02-21 07:53:00
A quick post to let ya'll know of some changes that have been made to this blog. These changes aren't big nor will they affect your life. But, it may make your visit to my blog all the more enjoyable...1. I have hooked up with Snap Shots to provide a Link Preview for selected links on this blog. These little windows that pop-up when you scroll over a link is to give you the 'Reader' a preview of the many sites I've linked in the sidebar and posts. Think of it as window shopping. If you like what you see in the preview, go right ahead and click the link.2. I've also hooked with with Shopzilla. Shopzilla is by far the best place for your online shopping needs. I've replaced the advertisements on the right sidebar with tattoo related products. These products have carefully selected by yours truly and I replace some products when necessary. Happy shopping people!3. If you haven't noticed, Adult Toys and INKEDividual have been added to my weekly posts. Adult Toys showcases the co...
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Tee Off!
2008-02-19 10:06:00
It seems you can practically learn everything online these days. My best friend Leonard intends on taking up golf so that he can have another means of entertaining clients. I think it?s an excellent idea!If you are like Leonard, you can learn to play golf online at TwoMinuteGolfPro.com . On their website, you can find golf lessons for players of all stages. Through these online golf lessons, they?ll teach you how to master a proper golf swing and lower your score. This online service is perfect for the avid golfer and the busy individual that can?t find time for in-person lessons. You can learn from the comforts of your house or office.I think this service is simply awesome! Now Leonard can?t say he?s too busy to learn golf!

HK celebrity Lydia Sum dies at 60
2008-02-19 06:55:00
Actress and comedian Lydia Sum has passed away in hospital, according to Hong Kong media reports. She was 60 years old.The popular Hong Kong celebrity had been suffering from diabetes and high blood pressure, among other illnesses.In 2002, an inflammation of her bile duct placed her in hospital, where 36 gallstones were extracted.Subsequently in 2006, Sum was diagnosed with cancer, and had part of her liver removed.The veteran actress, known affectionately to her fans as "Fei Fei", had been criticised by the Hong Kong media for worsening her medical condition by consuming certain foods against doctors' orders.She was rushed to the hospital again last August, having suffered from pleural effusion - a complication of liver failure.But the beloved comedian braved her failing health to attend the 40th TVB Anniversary Awards ceremony in November.She was wheeled out on stage to accept the TVB Grand Award in a cheery pink outfit, completed with her signature wig and plastic-framed glasses...
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USB Missile Launcher
2008-02-19 05:51:00
The USB Missile Launcher Price: £29.95Here's a missile launcher that plugs directly into the USB port of your computer that's sure to wipe out those boring days in the office. While we can't guarantee you won't be fired, we guarantee that you'll have fun in the office!The USB missile launcher stands at a massive 20cm tall x 15cm wide. The missile launcher comes with a software that ensures your navigation skills are spot on! The launcher is capable of panning 180 degrees and tilts up to 45 degrees. It has real firing sound effects when launched and can fire missiles up to 5m.Just so you know, the missiles are made of soft foam! It's completely safe unless you hit someone in the eye!The USB Missile Launcher is available exclusively at BoysStuff.co.uk.

Shagged!
2008-02-18 12:17:00
I'm sitting outside my house after a 2.4km (1.5 miles) run. Thankfully, my knee held out good today. Leon and I finished the 2.4kn run at 14 minutes. I'm not sure if the timing meets the passing criteria the Singapore Armed Forces has laid out for their reservist soldiers. Being 30 years old this year, I've got to check their chart later.In the meantime, I'm gonna chill outside my house and gawk at office attired women walk by. It's rocks to live in Upper Thomson!! I'll post again later. Happy Days!!

Marriage and Tattoos
2008-02-17 08:23:00
It?s weird that Darren Brass has only one vote on my polls. I consider Darren an outstanding artist that uses his graffiti days to his advantage. I?ll get inked by Darren any day!Lately, some friends have been asking how it feels to be a married man. It?s really an awesome feeling! Every morning, I wake up next to the most beautiful person. My relationship with Ann is different compared to other relationships I?ve had. 41 relationships to be exact. My friends don?t call me a retired whore/slut for nothing?Back to my relationship with Ann. We?re like best friends. That?s what a relationship is all about right? We talk about everything and we do everything together. Bottom line is that we?re having fun. If this is what love is all about, I?m glad I finally found it.For the first time, everyone in the Boyd household was tattooed. My mom, dad and Leon had groovy tattoos which I never thought I?d see. Before anyone freaks out, the tattoos are temporary. I was testing out my airbrush tatt...
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She's Got INK! (Twenty Eight)
2008-02-17 06:20:00
This hottie is Number 28 on our weekly Tattooed n' Hot column!
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Sex auction sparks paternity row
2008-02-17 06:05:00
BERLIN (Reuters) - A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father.Six different men won Internet auctions to have sex with the woman in April and May last year. They were only known to her by their online names, a spokesman for a court in the southwestern city of Stuttgart said Wednesday."The woman wanted to discover which one of the men had made her pregnant," the spokesman said. "So she needed their contact details. Of course, if they're not willing to go along with the gene test, she'll have to take them to court."The woman asked the site's operator to reveal the true identity of the men, but it refused, citing a confidentiality clause in its terms and conditions.The court ruled in her favor, saying the child's right to know who its father was took precedence.The court declined to give the woman's age and nationality....
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Products for your next fundraiser!
2008-02-15 19:57:00
If you are planning a fundraiser this year, you?ll love the car magnets and silicone bracelets at ARC Marketing Inc.I love fundraisers! For those of you that have been involved in fundraisers for your school, church or favorite sports team, will know what I?m talking about. Fundraiser s are for a worthy cause and the fun that comes along with it, makes it all the more worthwhile.I used to be actively involved in various fundraisers till a few years ago. Work and my personal life have been really hectic but I?m planning to make time soon.Back to the products at ARC Marketing Inc. The custom car magnets are perfect for your next fundraiser. You can custom make the magnets to any particular shape and add your logo and text to the magnets. These magnets are weatherproof, fade resistant and durable!The other product that I personally like is the silicone bracelets. You?ve seen these bracelets on soccer players, celebrities and every other teenager. Silicone bracelets are the best way to p...
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Happy People!
2008-02-14 05:53:00
The 90 Jane Blog has been removed by Blogger. I?m pretty darn sure she?ll be back with another blog soon enough. I left her a pretty nice comment on her blog yesterday. Telling her to think about things real carefully. It doesn?t matter if she?s for real. As long as my conscience is clear, I can sleep well at night?Do you know how important it is to warm up before you exercise? I?ll answer this question for you. It?s fucking important!! I went for a 3km run with my brother Leon yesterday. Guess what? We didn?t warm up! I should have known better. My left knee feels like it got bombed by some dumbass fool from Al-Qaeda. Well, I should have known better!I wanna say a BIG thank you to the folks from GayDemon.Com. They did an awesome write-up about my blog. I slept real happy after reading what they had to say about the Tattooed Blog. I?m thinking of printing that page and putting it up on my wall. Gay people are happy people. They sure made me happy too! Click here to view the write-up...
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Leave the Royal Bengal Tiger alone!
2008-02-13 05:52:00
NEW DELHI (AFP) - - India's rare Royal Bengal Tiger population has plunged to 1,411, drastically lower than the estimated 3,700 believed to exist five years ago, researchers said Tuesday.Rajesh Gopal, who heads Project Tiger, a conservation programme launched in the 1970s, unveiled the latest figures and blamed "poaching, loss of quality habitat and prey" as the main reasons for the decimation.The census, which took nearly two years to complete, counted the big cat population inside dedicated reserves and those in forests, Qamar Qureshi, a scientist with the Wildlife Institute of India which conducted the survey, told AFP.An earlier survey in 2002 had estimated the number of tigers in India at 3,700, with the population of those in protected sanctuaries estimated at 1,500.Conservationists have long complained that many Indian forestry posts lie vacant, while the staff that do exist have little in the way of funds, making them no match for poachers."This is disastrous news but comes...
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Comments on the 90 Day Jane blog
2008-02-12 19:04:00
Here's another post about the 90 Day Jane blog. Do expect more posts about this blog for the next 83 days or so. I'm really hoping that Blog spot/Blogger doesn't take down her blog. It really is entertaining! If she does go ahead and kill herself, I might just go "OH SHIT!!". But seriously, that seems highly unlikely. I think she's just some dumb cunt out for attention.Trust me, she's getting way too much attention. She made it to the news in Europe and she'll be popping up in newspapers around the globe in the next few days. To date, she has received 1519 comments. That's a shit load of comments for seven posts!! I'm really jealous!Some of these comments are absolutely hilarious. There is this cannibal dude that is offering his services, this bloke from Germany that goes on and on with his bullshit and there's even a poet. Here's a look at some of the comments...bort said...You should end it all whilst on the date. Really blow his mind. (so to speak)Oh yeah,.. post some nu...
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The 90 Day Fool!
2008-02-12 13:19:00
I stumbled upon this blog earlier today and I don't quite know what to think. This girl started a blog, 90 Day Jane to countdown her last days. 90 days to be exact! No, she ain't dying from an illness or disease. The dumb bitch wants to kill herself! Or so she claims...The thing is, nobody knows if she is for real or if she's just one of the MANY losers that crave for attention. I left a comment on her latest post telling her to add advertisements on her blog. With the thousands of hits she gets a day, she'll earn a tidy sum in the next three months. With that money, she can either donate it to a chosen charity or buy a coffin!I'm not being mean. I'm just tired with idiots that want to kill themselves. Anyone that comes to me saying they're sick of life and they're gonna kill themselves, I'll tell them to their face to 'GO RIGHT AHEAD!' Chances are, they won't have the balls to do it.Just yesterday, someone close told me that he sees no point in living. That fucking piss...
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Kat Von D a racist?
2008-02-12 12:32:00
It seems that Kat Von D sent Ami James an autographed picture that read "Burn in hell Jewbag". This picture is attached at the end of this post...I first read about Kat and the alleged picture she sent to her former boss Ami James on a good friend's blog. Victoria is a huge fan of Miami Ink and her blog totally rocks! If you're a fan of Miami Ink, pop by her blog to find out more about the cast and the show...TMZ has a full news report about the photo and more. To view the report, click here.Below is the picture that Kat Von D allegedly sent to Ami James...
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