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Dear Cecilia Cheung...
2008-02-12 10:49:00
Here are five reasons why you should consider shaving...1) First, having no hair down there is an acquired sensation. Many women find it freeing and sexy – equally as many find it disturbing. For many women, being shaven makes life simpler – there is no shaving around the bikini zone during the summer or when you want to impress your man with a new thong or G-String – there is no hair there to trim!2) Secondly, oral sex is so much better for the giver! Although not every man will admit it if you ask him, men don’t like to have hair stuck in their teeth any more than women do (admit it, you don’t). So having no hair there eliminates the problem! They can lick and suck and tease to their heart’s content and never will a hair will work it’s way into their mouth – now that is a wonderful thing!3) Thirdly, the view is delightful! I have surveyed quite a few men – and all but one of them said they prefer to look at a shaven vaginal area – or at least neatly trimmed or ...
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The OMG Edison Pictures!
2008-02-11 07:20:00
Have you seen the recent Edison Chen sex scandal pictures?? The pictures are nothing but disgusting! If you are looking to start a new business, I reckon a Brazilian waxing business would do well in Hong Kong!Cecilia Cheung looks like a freaking gorilla! What’s up with her? The least she could have done is to trim her privates. Gillian Chung comes next with the title, ‘I’m an Innocent Girl with a hairy Pussy’. Innocent my ass! Innocent good girls don’t give blowjobs and expect a guy to eat their pussy.Seriously, I almost puked when I saw the pictures!! It’s that disgusting. Talk about personal hygiene. Only god knows how Edison went down on Gillian. He probably passed out after that for all we know…Thanks to the pictures, 200 hundred of them to be exact, I’ll now look at every woman and wonder if she shaves. Fun times are ahead! I’ll try to remember I’m married while all these dirty thoughts start flashing in my head!PS: Ladies, I seriously think you should keep ...
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Money Magic
2008-02-11 06:53:00
A good friend of mine forwarded this site to me earlier in the day. Essentially, this post is about Commercial Mortgage, Commercial Property Finance and Loans. This service is by a company called Money Magic .Money Magic has access to all commercial lenders ensuring their clients get the best deal always. Money Magic will make a decision in principle within 48 hours after your application and they even have products for those with poor credit.A Commercial Mortgage it is not solely restricted to the purchase of commercial property. The loan may be used to finance business development or for any other purpose which may be advantageous to that business, including a Buy-to-Let facility for any prospective landlord.If you are interested in what Money Magic has to offer you and your business, drop by their website for more information.

Your New cock is Waiting for You
2008-02-10 19:05:00
I received this email a few minutes ago. I thought I'll share it with you lovely people...Your New cock is Waiting for YouDanelle Miller [mcmanley@mindspring.com]Dear friend,Satisfy your lower like never before.Increase your cock. Make it thicker and harder with the product called VPXL.These patches are considered to be the safest enlargement method available. You don’t have to make expensive cock enlargement surgery or use other sometimes ineffective or even dangerous methods.Try our VPXL. It is absolutely the most potent patch you can buy. Order the VPXL and become our happy customer.http://geocities.com/carlosdonov an882/Does this mean that I will need to give them my existing COCK in exchange for a new one? Can I please please keep this COCK? We've kinda grown attached!
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She's Got INK! (Twenty Seven)
2008-02-09 09:57:00
I don't know who this girl is. She looks deliciously HOT! This babe is the 27th tattooed & hot person featured in this weekly column.
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Goodbye Ah Meng
2008-02-09 09:01:00
I've been trying real hard to think about what I'm gonna say. This post is a tribute to an icon of Singapore. This special lady has touched the hearts of many. She is known throughout the world as an ambassador of the Singapore Zoo. In many aspects, I think she's an ambassador of this great country I call home.My foreign readers might have heard of her. If you have, great! If you haven't, it isn't too late. The late Ah Meng is a Sumatran Orang Utan. She came to the Singapore Zoo in 1971 after she was confiscated from a house. Ever since then, she has been given the best care and love from some of the finest keepers this country has seen.Ah Meng passed away yesterday at the age of 95 (48 human years). She has been mother to some of the most beautiful orang utans. She has two sons, three daughters and six grandchildren. That's a feat considering orang utans are on the endangered list.In her time, she has met the who's who of the entertainment industry, world leaders, prominent ...
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GONG XI FA CAI
2008-02-07 07:07:00
GONG XI FA CAIWishing all my readers a Happy and Prosperous Lunar New Year! May the year of the rat be filled with Wealth, Good Health, Peace, Longevity and Long Lasting Happiness!The Tattooed Blogger, Noel Boyd.
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Gotta Jog!
2008-02-05 05:42:00
I need to start jogging fast! I've got this bet with a bunch of my reservist camp mates that I'll lose my beer belly before the next in-camp training. From the looks of things, the next in-camp should be by the end of the year. I sure as hell wouldn't want to run around my camp in a red g-string!A short while ago, I started a new diet which I must say is working to my favor. Less carbs and more fiber is the way to go. In fact, I've never eaten so much greens before. The one thing I can't do is stop drinking beer. I love beer way too much! I'm confident that even with my beer consumption, I'll still lose my belly. Now, it's time to prove the critics wrong! Heh heh!Chinese New Year is around the corner. It?s one more day before Singapore and the Chinese around the world scramble for an awesome reunion dinner. The Chinese reunion dinner is a lot like the annual Thanksgiving dinner. The entire family gets together for a scrumptious dinner. We toss the salad at Thanksgiving dinne...
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Grandma allegedly hides cocaine in bra...
2008-02-05 05:36:00
OAKLAND PARK, Fla. - Broward County authorities said a grandmother was arrested for hiding cocaine in her bra during a drug raid in Oakland Park. Eight others were also arrested Friday at or near the home of Henrietta Corvin Daise, 62. Many of them were her grandchildren.Jail records show Daise posted $7,500 bail Saturday.The Broward County Sheriff's Office said deputies conducted a search warrant on her home and found Daise with powder cocaine stuffed in her bra. Deputies also found 20 crack cocaine rocks, four grams of powder cocaine, marijuana and $1,000 in cash.The eight face various charges including possession and intent to sell cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church, probation violations and marijuana possession.
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Donuts that taste so good!
2008-02-04 06:14:00
If you love donuts, you'll dig these donuts. If you aren't a donut fan, you might just start craving for them. Munchy Donut has the best tasting donuts. I personally think it beats other donut chain stores hands down!Their slogan is, One is not enough! Which is pretty much true after you're done with your first one. Their donuts are creamy and soft. Their chocolate donuts are so creamy that it immediately melts in your mouth after your first bite...Munchy Donuts stores are located at the following places...226 Tanjong Katong RdCauseway Point (Cold storage)Eastwood (Cold storage)United Square (Cold storage)Millenia Walk Thomson PlazaAnd now ladies and gentlemen, the pictures....Rainbow Choz & Silly-mon (cinnamon donut)Typhoon Oreo & Choz B'nanaVolcanoMy lovely wifeA large box (12 pieces) sells for SGD$13.00www.munchydonut.com
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A Dream Vacation
2008-02-04 06:10:00
If I had to choose one place in the world I could go to right now, it would be Hawaii. I?ve always wanted to visit Hawaii. I?ve heard so much about this beautiful island. A visit to Hawaii wouldn?t be complete without a traditional tattoo (tatau). Hawaii is one of the places I?ve got to visit before I die.Waikiki Beach will be a must see (along with the beach babes of course), rainforest exploration in Honolulu and I?ll take a trip to Molokai to visit the Kalaupapa historic park. These are just some of the many things I?ll do in Hawaii. I check with HotelsByCity recently and the prices look pretty good. HotelsByCity is an online hotel guide that helps you plan your dream holiday. cheap hotels to the most glamorous hotels on the planet, your dream holiday is just a click away.For example, a search I did on Hawaii returned with these results . The results also came with a guide about Hawaii. It mentioned the things to look forward to when visiting Hawaii and it touched on the her...
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Malaysian burglar caught napping
2008-02-04 06:07:00
KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian police have arrested a thief who fell asleep after snacking on cookies in the home of his victim and was discovered curled up in bed clutching a stolen purse, a newspaper said on Monday.V. Sathya, an insurance manager in the northern Malaysian state of Terengganu, said his nine-year old son was startled to find the intruder sleeping in his bed, with a blanket pulled over his head, after the family returned from a shopping trip."He shouted and ran out of his room," Sathya told the Star newspaper. "Even then the burglar did not wake up and carried on sleeping while holding on to one of my wife's purses."The thief also ate up the cookies the family had prepared for Chinese New Year celebrations next weekend."My wife had prepared various delicacies over the past few days but the rogue ate everything," said Sathya, who is married to an ethnic Chinese.
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A Nurse screws up...
2008-02-03 05:22:00
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russians visiting a health resort received a rude shock when a nurse used hydrogen peroxide instead of water to give them enemas.Itar-Tass news agency reported Thursday that 17 tourists in the Caucasus spa town of Yessentuki had to be treated in hospital after the mix-up.Sources at the sanatorium said the mistake was explained by water and hydrogen peroxide looking the same. Hydrogen peroxide, which can be used to bleach hair, is used as a disinfectant but should not be ingested.
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Buzzfuse.Com
2008-02-03 05:02:00
If you?re looking for ways to get traffic to your blog, this might just be the thing for you. Increasing your blog?s daily traffic is no ball in the park. You?ll need to do your fair share of PR work.Buzzfuse.Com might just be the thing for you. Buzzfuse offers viral, cost-effective marketing to bloggers. Your blog will be marketed to a global audience. That?s exactly what you need if you intend on becoming a successful blogger!The first step is to register at buzzfuse.com. The registration is free and it only takes minutes to complete the first step. Next, register your favorite post for marketing purposes. The third step is to sit back and see what Buzzfuse can do for you and your blog.Getting traffic to your blog has just got easier!

Carl's Jr has landed at F.E!
2008-02-02 11:18:00
Yep! Carl's Jr. finally opened their doors at Far East Plaza. We had MacDonalds years ago and most recently, Burger King was there. The Far East kids back in the day will fondly remember sitting at the stone tables outside Macs. Doing sweet fuck' all every fuckin day.I'll tell you this...Carl's Jr. is the bomb! It beats every other fast-food joint in Singapore. No offense to anyone but turkey bacon is bullshit. Bacon is supposed to be pork. Nothing else will ever come close to that. I pray to god that Carl's Jr. doesn't become a halal joint. Once again, no offense to anyone. It's hard to find good burgers in Singapore!I love burgers and I love pork damn it!! Somehow, pork and burgers are a match made in heaven. Throw beef into that burger and we'll get a threesome. Add cheese, lettuce, onions, mustard and pickles, you'll get an orgy that explodes in your mouth! Hmm...aren't orgies like that? Nobody has a weak orgasm when they're in an orgy. Everyone simply explodes. Not ...

Super Bowl 2008 Ads
2008-02-02 06:29:00
Looking to spice up your mobile phone? PlayPhone has just about everything you need. You can find ringtones, games, video tones and wallpapers. There?s even widgets that bloggers can use for their blogs. I personally think that they have an impressive collection of ringtones. There?s literally something for everyone.In the ringtone library, you can find songs by Shakira and Madonna. If they aren?t your thing, there?s a whole load of other stuff like music from the 60?s, Alternative Rock, Country, Gospel, Jazz, OST?s and much more.If you?re the happy go lucky sorta person you might want to check out the Text Fun section. Text Fun sends the latest Horoscope updates, Joke of the day, Pop Gossip, Diet Tips, etc? to your mobile everyday! The Know Your Booze category is something my friends will love! Daily cocktail recipes, wine pairings, toasts and history snippets about alcohol can be sent your mobile. It?s perfect for the drunkard!!If you?re a big fan of American Football like myself,...
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Welcome to the Mile High Club!
2008-01-31 05:58:00
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros (370 pounds)."It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons."I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in the market."Naturism, or "free body culture" (FK...
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Latest in Blog Advertising!
2008-01-31 05:31:00
We?re a day away from what I believe will be a revolution in the internet advertising industry. Pay-Per-Play officially starts paying their customers from the 1st of February.I truly like how Pay-Per-Play (PPP) works. If you have signed-up with them and installed the PPP code, audio ads will start running on your blog or website tomorrow. Each time someone visits your site, a 5 second advertisement will play in the background. You?ll get paid each time the ad plays. The more traffic you have, the more money you?ll make.To date, 9 million people have signed-up. That?s awesome stats considering the fact that PPP is a relatively new company. They have a host of big name advertisers (which they are keeping secret for now) on board for their launch tomorrow. These big name advertisers are expected to stay with PPP for the long run.What?s cool about PPP is that they?re allocating advertising space to the authorities. These ads are public service announcements that will announce Amber Aler...
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Where's all the luncheon meat??!
2008-01-30 12:33:00
Why is so damn hard to find a decent can of luncheon meat these days? The convenient store near my home used to carry a whole range of them. Majority of the brands are from China. Yesterday, they only had one lousy brand on the shelf! Guess what? It's from China too.I love luncheon meat! I can eat a whole lot of rice with half a can of fried luncheon meat. Yummy!!Well, I?m gonna give this brand a try. It better be good!!
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Dial-a-Flight
2008-01-29 12:06:00
Introducing Dial aFlight ! DialaFlight is a leading independent travel company offering flights, hotels and travel ideas worldwide.The www.DialaFlight.com is your starting place to find the holiday of your dreams. It is at this website where you can search for flights, hotels, car rentals and much more.What if you do not have internet access and you need to search for flights to Toronto, for example? All you?ll need to do is to get on that phone with DialaFlight and they?ll settle everything for you. Their travel consultants will ensure that all requirements are fulfilled. By getting on the phone and talking to their travel consultants, you can be assured that your tailor-made holiday is exactly how you want it!

The wifey is back!
2008-01-28 08:27:00
I've got excellent news! Ann has been discharged from the hospital. She's back home and is in a helluva good mood. Who wouldn't after leaving a stinking hospital?!Even better news is that the baby is fine. We've got to make another trip to the hospital next week just to make sure everything is going according to plan. Not to sound religious, but I sincerely believe that the plan has been drafted by god. Yea, the big man above. He has been rather kind to me/us lately. For once in my life, I actually believe he does exist. Please don't read too much into this. I'm just speaking my mind...After posting a video of Ann and the essence of chicken drama on our baby's blog, I feel obligated to post a video of myself that was taken on my wedding night. It is a highly embarrassing video. Why is it that every time I'm drunk, someone has to video me?? This video is seven bloody minutes long! So...I'm thinking real hard if I should post the video for the world to see. If Ann and Leonard...
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Singapore stops foreigners from singing complaints
2008-01-28 08:11:00
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A choir that planned to sing a list of complaints about life in Singapore cancelled its performances after the city-state banned its foreign members from singing, organisers said on Saturday.The 60-member "complaints choir", a concept that originated from two Finnish artists, was scheduled to perform at a weekend festival but authorities granted a performance licence on the condition that the foreigners would not participate."Our conductor is Malaysian, so how could the choir go ahead without him?" said Melissa Lim, the festival organiser.Singapore's Media Development Authority said the license was conditional because the lyrics touched on "domestic affairs" and it preferred only Singaporeans take part.Some of the complaints that would have been sung included, "when a pregnant lady gets on the train, everyone pretends to sleep" and "when I'm hungry at the food court, I see people (reserve) seats with tissue paper".Singapore, which faces a low birth rate and a...
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A Long Sunday...
2008-01-27 17:54:00
It's been a long day. In fact, it feels like it's still Sunday . That's how long it feels. I brought my wife to KK Hospital on Saturday night (11pm) because she was complaining of stomach cramps. We initially didn't think much of it. Being new parents, we actually thought it was normal.When we got to the hospital, they immediately sent us up to the delivery suite. That's when everything went haywire. It was determined that Ann was having contractions. That is never a good sign when you're 28 weeks pregnant!To cut an ultra long story short, KK Hospital did all they could and they decided to transfer Ann to the National University Hospital (NUH). Apparently, KK's maternity ICU wards were fully occupied. An ambulance was arranged and we were off to NUH within an hour.At NUH, a full test was done upon our arrival. As I write this post, my wife is resting at a ward in NUH. I don't know how else to say this. It's painful to be apart from her. Ever since we got together, we have s...
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Free Web Polls for your Blog
2008-01-26 07:19:00
From free web counters, here?s something that bloggers and webmasters alike can use. And of course, it?s free!Polls can be useful on your blog if you want the opinion of your readers. You can have a poll on your blog, website, online photo albums and even myspace polls. As long as you can insert a html code into a page, you can have your very own poll!Polls can also be fun, sexy and naughty. The possibilities are endless if you?re a creative type of person. We all are actually. You just need to think outside of the box.Currently, Easy-Poll has the most developed and refined polls on the web. It is an easy and effective way to add variety to your online service and it makes your content more interactive. Their system is designed in a way that you do not need a database of your own and you do not need any software or support.Once you sign-up, you will receive perfectly accurate and stable polls absolutely free!
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Using a car might have been better...
2008-01-26 06:49:00
SANDY SPRINGS, Ga. - A bank robbery suspect was arrested while waiting at a bus stop to make her getaway, police said. Channel Monae Gaskin, 22, was arrested Wednesday after a police officer saw her waiting for a bus and matched her to the description of the robbery suspect. She has been charged with robbery."That just wasn't too bright," Sandy Springs police Lt. Steve Rose said of the escape plan.A woman went into a bank shortly after 1 p.m. Wednesday and demanded money, police said. She did not show a weapon.After being given a bag of cash, she ran across a parking lot to a restaurant, where a dye bomb exploded and sprayed orange-colored ink on her and the money, police said.She left the restaurant and then tried to stash the dye-stained clothes and money in a bathroom at a nearby grocery store, Rose said.The woman apparently changed clothes and went to a bus stop behind the grocery store, Rose said.But what made Gaskin think she could escape on public transportation? Police say ...

MEOW!!
2008-01-25 04:51:00
One of my tattoos has made it to a foreign tattoo magazine. Tattoo Extreme from Taiwan selected my Tribal Cat tattoo for their January issue. It's really an honour to have one of my tattoos on a magazine. A BIG thank you to the Tattoo Extreme Magazine team!
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Free Web Counters
2008-01-24 18:54:00
If you are looking for a new web counter for your blog, look no further. Easy-poll.com now offers web counters in many innovative patterns and styles. Each I believe can be customized to suit the look and feel of your blog.It?s easy to sign-up for a free counter. Don?t we just love things that are free? Well, the free counter gives you accurate statistics which you can access from your account any time of the day, seven nights a week.So, if you still haven?t had a web counter on your blog, maybe it?s time to swing by and check out Easy-Poll.Com!
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Awwww....
2008-01-24 18:07:00
MIAMI (Reuters) - A kitten survived a plane trip halfway across the United States after accidentally ending up in a suitcase, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.Seth Levy's suitcase, in which 10-month-old tabby Gracie Mae stowed away, was mistakenly picked up by the wrong person after a 2 1/2 hour plane trip from Fort Lauderdale in Florida to Dallas-Fort Worth airport in Texas.But the man who took the suitcase called the kitten's Florida home and spoke to Levy's wife, Kelly, of Palm Beach Gardens, and agreed to hold the cat until her husband could pick it up, the Sun-Sentinel newspaper said."Hi, you're not going to believe this, but I am calling from Fort Worth, Texas. And I accidentally picked up your husband's luggage, and when I opened the luggage a cat jumped out," Levy recalled the man telling her on the phone.

Oscar De La Hoya vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr Rematch
2008-01-24 10:21:00
It sure looks like there?s gonna be a Oscar De La Hoya vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr rematch. The first bout was entertaining nonetheless. That bout broke all PPV (HBO) records in Las Vegas last May. The De La Hoya-Mayweather fight set the record for most PPV buys for a boxing match with 2.4 million households, shattering the record 1.99 million for Evander Holyfield-Mike Tyson II. Around $120 million in revenue was generated by the PPV.Floyd Mayweather Jr . won by split decision over Oscar De La Hoya in 12 rounds, capturing the World Boxing Council (WBC) light middleweight title.These two individuals are awesome boxers and the rematch looks promising. The rematch looks set to take place in September this year. Though tickets to this rematch aren?t available yet, the folks at Team One Tickets have come up with a email notification service that will give you up to date information regarding this rematch.According to the Golden Boy Promotions? CEO Richard Schaefer, the bout is almost final...

"Pet" girl kicked off bus for wearing leash
2008-01-24 10:08:00
LONDON (Reuters) - A bus company has apologised to a girl who is led around on a leash by her boyfriend and describes herself as a human pet after one of its drivers threw her off a bus.Tasha Maltby, 19, told British newspapers she was the "pet" of her 25-year-old fiance Dani Graves.Pictures showed her dressed in black Gothic-style clothing with silver buckles on a silver chain -- which the driver of a bus from the firm Arriva took exception to.She told the Daily Mail on Wednesday she was thrown off and told: "We don't let freaks and dogs like you on."Arriva would not comment on specifics but said it apologised if the couple felt they had been discriminated against. It added, however, that the driver was worried about safety and the company told Maltby to take the leash off in the future."We have spoken to the driver who has talked about health and safety," a spokesman said. "Should she be attached to a chain and something happens on the bus, that could be dangerous. All we are say...
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