A Tattooed BlogA Tattooed BlogThis blog by Noel Boyd is witty, informative, wacky and personal. He represents the tattooed community and hopes to promote body art in Singapore, while at the same time changing the stereotyping of tattoos! Articles
Monetize your blog with Audio Ads
2008-01-24 08:25:00 You?ve seen ads on blogs and website. These advertisements come in all shapes and sizes. I?ve got two ads running on my blog. One is a banner that you see above and the other is placed beneath my tagboard.The latest type of advertising is called an audio ad. Audio ads are expected to take the market by storm. Blog gers and webmaster will love what audio ads can do for them. Unlike the advertisements you see on my blog, audio ads pay you for every visitor you get without having them click on anything.It is important to note that the audio ads served on your site, would be relevant to your content. If you have a Christianity context based blog, rest assured that you won?t have casino theme ads running in the background.Each audio ad plays for an average of five seconds. Audioadhosting.com are the geniuses behind these audio ads. They are backed by one of the BIG five search engines. What makes this monetizing system so compelling is that they currently have a lucrative affiliate progra... More About: Monetize
I'm Married!
2008-01-24 06:08:00 As much as I wanted to blog yesterday, I couldn?t. There are two reasons why I couldn?t blog. First reason?I woke up with a really bad hangover. It?s the kind of hangover where you feel retarded all day. It took me awhile to figure what?s left and what?s right. In a strange way, I woke up still feeling high.The second reason is?I woke up in immense pain!! Somehow, I fell into my room and landed on my arm. My arm was pretty much immobile for the whole of yesterday. It would have been highly impossible to type with one hand while having a hangover. God only knows what bullshit would have been on my blog if I had attempted to blog.Alright, let?s talk about the wedding. It was beautiful. It was exactly how I had imagined it to be. We had the family and close friends with us on our biggest day. The food was good and I reckon everyone went home either high or smashed.It?s an unbelievable feeling to be married. I?ve never been this happy in my life. I have a gorgeous wife and a little prin... More About: Married
I'm getting married in 12 hours!!!
2008-01-21 19:32:00 I'm taking a break from blogging today. I ain't even gonna touch my computer after I'm done with this post. After a good couple of beers with Leonard, I should be able to sleep. Maybe I need a can of stout. Hmm....Well, today is the BIG day....The Tattooed Blogger weds the Bitch on Heels! More About: Getting Married , Hours , Married
Tattoo Portraits of Famous People
2008-01-21 02:20:00 Marilyn MansonKissTupacElvisMarilyn MonroeHulk HoganMr. T More About: People , Tattoo , Famous , Portraits
On My Mind
2008-01-19 06:56:00 There?s a whole lot on my mind. None of it is negative though. Everything is so damn positive at the moment. From the ROM to buffet, everything looks good.The looks of it, the buffet will probably turn out to a liquid buffet. My friends drink a whole lot of beer. Seriously, I have not met another group of boys/men that can consume so much beer in one drinking session. The Punggol boys, Tattoo Boys and the Nightlife boys will unite on the 22nd for one big beer drinking carnival! May god have mercy on all our livers!As the 22nd approaches, more and more text messages are being sent to yours truly. These text messages act like a countdown clock. Here?s a text message I received this morning. ?Kotek! 4 days more to go?How?s the feeling brudder?!? Some of these brudders have offered to have one last SINGLE drink before the big day. I did the smart thing by rejecting the kind offer. We all know what would happen if I accepted the last drink offer. I?d wake up with the worse possible hang... More About: Mind , On My Mind
She's Got INK! (LaLa Hartline)
2008-01-19 05:06:00 Visit LaLa's Official Website!www.lalamodel.com More About: Lala
WSU student nabbed twice for smoking pot
2008-01-19 04:30:00 Fri Jan 17, 9:49 PM ETPULLMAN, Washington. - Pullman police said a WSU student was arrested twice the same night for smoking marijuana. The 20-year-old was arrested Tuesday night with two other men for smoking in a parking lot, police said. They were cited, fingerprinted and released shortly after midnight.Less than two hours later, an officer saw three men passing around a pipe in a pickup truck and arrested the student again and the two others for possessing marijuana.Police Commander Chris Tennant said he hopes the student isn't kicked out of WSU because it seems he needs a bit more education. More About: Student , Smoking
NEW INK ALERT!
2008-01-17 14:03:00 Well, it's not really new. I got the octopus along with the hammerhead done in Bali years ago. Finally, we've added color and I must say that it now looks alive. This tattoo ROCKS!Back in 2005! More About: Alert
Talk about things going really wrong....
2008-01-17 05:30:00 KOKOMO, Ind. - Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store. A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry Tuesday morning demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes.The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.A short time later, police found Derrick Kosch, 25, at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg. He was expected to have surgery at a hospital.Police plan to charge him with armed robbery. More About: Talk , Things , Wrong
Never, never spit gasoline while smoking
2008-01-16 08:48:00 BERLIN - A German man in the northeastern town of Gross Godems was being treated for serious burns Monday after accidentally setting his apartment ablaze when he mixed up a bottle of gasoline with alcohol, police said.The 56-year-old apparently grabbed the wrong bottle and took a swig from the gasoline flask, then spat it out when he realized his mistake.The gas hit a lit cigarette, sparking the fire, police said.The man's name was not released. More About: Smoking , Gasoline , Spit
Apartments in Budapest
2008-01-16 03:45:00 It seems the norm these days. More and more people are buying property around the world. Rather than the usual purchase and rent, these people are buying holiday homes. Would you rather stay in your own property or in a hotel while you’re on holiday? I’d rather stay in something I call my own.Budapest has some of the loveliest apartments I’ve seen around. The apartments are equipped like hotels. It has everything you’d expect in a 5 star hotel. But the truth is, apartments like these would cost a bomb!If purchasing an apartment isn’t your thing, rental is always an option. The folks from Apartments InBudapest.Com offer the largest variety of apartments. Currently, there are 49 different accommodations and 60 units up for rental.If you are ever in Budapest, Hungary, and you’re looking for an alternative, be sure to try the Budapest holiday rental accommodation by ApartmentsInBudapest.Com!
Indian Man Marries A Dog
2008-01-15 07:08:00 NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said.Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.“After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear,” he said in the report.The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved. More About: Indian
I need a Massage!!
2008-01-14 17:13:00 I’ve always wanted to get a massage chair. One that would get rid of the daily backaches. After this stupid brawl that happened some years ago, I’ve been waking up with aches almost every other day.I’ll love to come home and relax on a massage chair. I’ve tried some masseuses but they just don’t do a good job. They either massage with too much pressure or they don’t hit the right spot.Human Touch has an awesome selection of Massage Chairs. Their state-of-the-art massage chairs are used by professional massage therapists and chiropractors. Human Touch uses the most advanced robotic massage technology and systems in the industry. It has been said that the massages you get from their chairs feel almost human-like. Now that’s cool!Their patented massage systems replicates the rolling, kneading, compression and percussion techniques of a professional masseuse. Giving you the perfect massage everytime.Damn! I wish I had one of their chairs now. I need a massage!!
Boss fires staff for not smoking
2008-01-14 02:12:00 BERLIN (Reuters) - The owner of a small German computer company has fired three non-smoking workers because they were threatening to disturb the peace after they requested a smoke-free environment.The manager of the 10-person IT company in Buesum, named Thomas J., told the Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper he had fired the trio because their non-smoking was causing disruptions.Germany introduced non-smoking rules in pubs and restaurants on January 1, but Germans working in small offices are still allowed to smoke."I can't be bothered with trouble-makers," Thomas was quoted saying. "We're on the phone all the time and it's just easier to work while smoking. Everyone picks on smokers these days. It's time for revenge. I'm only going to hire smokers from now on."Noel says....We need more bosses like this! More About: Boss , Smoking , Fires , Staff
BabyBoydBlog.Blogspot.com
2008-01-14 02:05:00 I've been on the computer since 10pm yesterday. It's now 9am. That's 11 hours of non-stop work. My eyes feel real heavy. Sure feels like I'm on pot. Heh! I'm working on a website for another tattoo studio. From the looks of it, it'll be up online later today.Anyhow, the purpose of this post is to let all of you know about a blog Ann and I started yesterday. We started the blog for our baby. We're pretty darn sure that our friends and family will love the blog. It's gonna be filled with pictures, videos and our thoughts as we prepare for parenthood.To visit the blog, simply click on this URL... babyboydblog.blogspot.comAlright, I need to sleep real bad! Nights ya'll!! More About: Blogspot
New Designs at The Tattoo Boutique
2008-01-12 09:01:00 With a brand new year ahead, we've added new designs to the Tattoo Boutique . These designs can be found on a wide range of apparel and merchandise. Some of these designs are by tattoo artists David and Sha from EZ Tattoo.Since it's a new year and all, prices have been slashed on all times. You'll save as much as US$10.00 on some items!These are some of our newly added designs... More About: Designs
The Ring
2008-01-12 08:05:00 I've been super busy the past week. I'm currently involved in two projects. Both projects take up an average of 20 hours a day. That leaves me with four hours of sleep. It's a bitch but I'm getting used to it.In between this mad week, Ann and I found time to get inked together. It's something we spoke about weeks ago and we finally did it. Guess what? It hurt like a bitch! I read somewhere that tattoos on the fingers hurt real bad. They were right!! The webbing part of your finger hurts the most. Imagine getting a paper cut continuously for 45 minutes. Oh well...it's all for love.You know, Ann and I dreaded the time when we had to explain to people why they aren't invited to the ROM. We don't have to but I will. I'm gonna try to explain this as best that I can. On my side, I am inviting the closest friends that I have. These guys know me inside and out. They know my darkest secrets and my biggest fears. In short, we've got history together. I've known some of these guys s... More About: Ring
20 of the World's Most Famous Tattoo Parlors
2008-01-10 17:17:00 There's an awesome article online that was posted on 9th January. It's a really good guide to the best tattoo parlors/studios in the world. They don't stop at naming the place. Each location is accompanied with a description and there's also a list of outstanding tattoo artists. Horiyoshi III and Brandon Bond have made it to the Top 20 list. Deservedly so I might add!Laura Milligan and the folks from Travelhacker deserve a big fat kiss on the cheek for this outstanding article. Cheers guys!To read this article, click here. More About: Tattoo , Famous
Chameleons
2008-01-09 17:42:00 Chameleons are really cool lizards! They belong to one of the best-known lizard families. The name "chameleon" means "Earth Lion" and is derived from the Greek words chamai (on the ground, on the earth) and leon (lion).Chameleons are zygodactylic; on each foot the five toes are fused into a group of two and a group of three, giving the foot a tongs-like appearance. These specialized feet allow chameleons to grip tightly to narrow branches. Each toe is equipped with a sharp claw to gain traction on surfaces such as bark when climbing. The claws make it easy to see how many toes are fused into each part of the foot: two toes on the outside of each front foot and three on the inside, and the reverse pattern on each hind foot.Their eyes are the most distinctive among the reptiles. The upper and lower eyelids are joined, with only a pinhole large enough for the pupil to see through. They can rotate and focus separately to observe two different objects simultaneously. It in effect gives t... More About: Mele
Did you know?
2008-01-08 16:10:00 Here's a look at some tattooing laws and regulations throughout the United States. I reckon we should adopt some of these regulations here in Asia. State tattooing laws differ throughout the U.S. Some states leave regulations up to their respective city mayors.Why regulate Tattoos?There are two main reasons for tattoo laws. Firstly, there are legislators who don't like tattoos.They think it is immoral and wrong. These legislators will go to the extend of using their influence to make tattoos illegal or to put restrictions on them.The second reason is a little more logical. Shops have to be clean and free of dust. The equipment used has to be sterilized. It's the ABC of tattoos. The last thing anyone wants is to contract hepatitis B, hepatitis C, and HIV/AIDS through used needles. Re-used ink could also contain bacteria, germs and strands of a virus. According to a 2006 article on CNN.com, infections with a dangerous drug-resistant bacteria have been showing up in people who got t...
Condolences and Tattoos...
2008-01-06 07:58:00 I?ve been helluva busy the last few days. Its 16 days to the ROM. Its 16 days till this man-whore officially retires. Looks like Don is the only surviving member of this fraternity. Good luck brudder!!The recent passing of Jimmy aka MC King is really sad. I met him sometime back at a wedding I did. He came across as a genuine guy. That?s a trait that is hard to find in the entertainment industry. It says a whole lot about the guy. My condolences go out to his family, friends, colleagues and fans.The Miami Ink poll on the right side bar has 20 votes so far. Chris Garver is leading by 9 votes. Darren and Yoji have ZERO votes so far. This poll will last right through January. If things remain the way they are, Garver is gonna win this hands down!Did any of you watch the first episode of LA Ink? Is it good? Did Kat look fat? Hmm?.I heard there are one or two hot chicks on the show. And I ain?t talking about Kat. It seems LA Ink is doing pretty well in the States. Kat has her own legion ... More About: Tattoos , Condolences
Sign-up for PayPerPost
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Jeff Dunham
2008-01-03 18:46:00 This is the funniest shit ever! Victor Khoo can kiss this fella's ass. I never EVER thought that ventriloquism could be this funny. Jeff Dunham is the bomb!!There are six characters in his show. I initially wanted to show you guys Achmed the Dead Terrorist. But, some of ya'll might think it's racist. I think it's funny as hell. Besides Achmed, there is Peanut, Walter, Jose the Jalapeno on a stick and Sweet Daddy D. Here is the sixth character, Bubba J!To view more videos of Jeff Dunham and his friends, click here.
New Ink Alert!
2008-01-03 16:33:00 Well, it isn't really new. We touched up my hammerhead shark. I did this hammerhead shark back in 2003. This retarded self-claimed tattoo artist did a horrible job! The lines weren't straight and the S.O.B went too deep. To the point where I wanted to shove his tattoo gun up his ass. In case you're wondering, I did the hammerhead in Bali.The boys at E Z Tattoo came to rescue and we're another step closer to completing my right leg. As always, Vik did a kick-ass job! More About: Alert
The Rudolf Plan
2008-01-03 15:22:00 Not long ago, I did a post about website builders. Today, we?re gonna talk about web hosting. It is essential for any website owner or webmaster to choose the best web hosting plan available.If you fall into this category, you?ll love this post. THC recently introduced the most affordable web hosting plans on the web. For only USD$95, you get 250GB disk space, 3000 GB bandwidth, unlimtited MySQL, PhP4, dedicated support, instant blogs, email accounts, antispam protection and a whole lot more. This jaw dropping plan is called the ?Rudolf Plan ?.Here?s the thing?the USD$95 you pay is a one time payment. Meaning, you?ll never have to pay a single cent ever again! There are no hidden costs and no recurring fees. The icing on the cake is that they?re giving away a free domain for life when you sign up for this plan. This is a special offer that ends when the 1000th Rudolf plan is sold.The ?Rudolf Plan? has all the features you need to run a professional website. With easy to use applicati...
Granny panties ain't that bad!
2008-01-03 15:06:00 LONDON - From baggy briefs to the ultimate hotpants: A British woman's underwear saved the day by doubling as an emergency fire blanket when her kitchen caught fire.John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were frying bread in Jenny Marsey's kitchen in Hartlepool, northeast England, on Sunday when their meal caught fire.Lines grabbed the nearest thing from a pile of laundry to put it out: his aunt's billowing, powder blue, size XL underpants.He ran them under the faucet and tossed them onto the flames, successfully smothering the fire, a spokesman for the Cleveland Fire Brigade said, speaking on condition of anonymity in line with department policy.Lines' swift thinking saved the kitchen ? but left his aunt's underwear slightly scorched."It could have been a lot worse," she said. "My family could have been in hospital but the knickers saved the day. I'm just grateful to the boys."The fire official said the general principle of using a large, wet cloth to cover a grease fire was... More About: Granny
Barriers that keeps us safe!
2008-01-02 16:59:00 I?ve always been intrigued by these telescopic bollards I?ve seen outside key installations (important buildings, banks, stadiums, etc). You know, those electronic stainless steel security barriers that pop out of the ground when they need to close off an entrance or road. It?s these little things that amaze me.I decided to do a search online about these security barriers. I found a company in Geneva that specializes in these sort of barriers. TrafficGuard Direct are the big boys when it comes to access control barriers for entry and exit or parking barriers, removable and collapsible safety bollards and traffic control devices.One thing for sure, an access control barrier is essential in the world we live in today. It helps to keep a place safe and it is one of the many deterrents that have been formulated to keep terrorists at bay.If you ever need to install any of the above mentioned security barriers, I strongly suggest you look up TrafficGuard . And if you?re as intrigued abou... More About: Safe
Borat is dead!
2008-01-02 16:48:00 Sacha Baron Cohen tells The Daily Telegraph that he's retiring the clueless Kazakh journalist, as well as his alter ego, aspiring rapper Ali G."When I was being Ali G and Borat I was in character sometimes 14 hours a day and I came to love them, so admitting I am never going to play them again is quite a sad thing," the 36-year-old actor-comedian says in the British newspaper's Friday edition."It is like saying goodbye to a loved one. It is hard, and the problem with success, although it's fantastic, is that every new person who sees the Borat movie is one less person I 'get' with Borat again, so it's a kind of self-defeating form, really."Baron Cohen brought Borat Sagdiyev -- an anti-Semitic buffoon in search of Pamela Anderson -- to the masses last year with his smash comedy, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." He first introduced the character on "Da Ali G Show," which was carried in the U.S. on HBO."It's much easier for m... More About: Dead
Protect your Precious!
2008-01-02 16:41:00 This post is for you iPod lovers! Almost everybody I know owns an iPod these days. When you invest money in an iPod, you?d want to take good care of it. The folks from ZAGG Inc have an excellent product that?s perfect for you!The invisibleSHIELD is an ipod case that is unlike any you have ever seen! It offers protection that competitor products just can?t match. It is a custom-cut full body shield. It is also available for many devices and offers protection for your entire device. Leaving your iPod always looking brand new.The invisibleSHIELD isn't just any ordinary screen protector. It is made from a unique material that was originally created for the military to protect the edges of helicopter blades. How cool is that?? If it?s good enough to protect the helicopter blades, it?ll certainly protect your precious iPod.The invisbleSHIELD is also available for other gadgets such as cameras, smartphones, mobile phones, laptops, portable gaming consoles like the PS2 and many more. And w... More About: Precious , Reci
Yo Momma So Poor Special
More articles from this author:2008-01-02 16:24:00 Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and left money.Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.Yo Momma so poor she waves around a block of ice and calls it air conditioning.Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!Do you know the story about the little old woman that lived in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a slipper! More About: Special , Poor 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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