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Superman Saved My Sex Life
2008-02-15 17:23:00
One of my first dates with Sam was a Halloween party. I had been doing the packaging for Lois and Clark for a while, and as I watched the entire four seasons of the show, pretty much continuously over a few of weeks, I not only fell in love with Superman all over again, ...
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Jane Fonda Said ?Cunt?
2008-02-15 00:54:00
Cunt, asshole, cock, fuck, and shit are profanities. Probably tits too. People are asked to apologize, companies fined, for even the most incidental, benign use. But faggot, kike, dyke, freak, nigger, towelhead, bitch, loser, fat ass, pig, dork, retard, stupid, dickhead, and dozens of other hateful things (click below) that people call each other ...
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Happy Valentine?s Day, Monkey!
2008-02-14 23:33:00
Boy, with you, every day is Valentine ’s Day. I’ll see you tonight, same time, same place… as our first date.  SM2. - Cowboy
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WTF? Is Brady Quinn Really a Homophobe?
2008-02-13 23:40:00
Evidently, Brady and his buddies were not being very nice to our gay brothers at a Columbus watering hole on New Year’s Day. Funny how this took 6 weeks to surface ? on both sides. The story is all over the place. Quinn ’s camp is mum. At most, Brady has ...
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My Screenplay: Damages, A Rock Opera
2008-02-13 15:17:00
With the WGA strike ending, the heat is back up on my screenplay, Damages . For those of you who don’t know, Damages is the story of an actress, her teenage son, and the man who molests him, the damages they inflict upon each other, and the path to justice and redemption… told in the style of ...
More About: Hollywood , Opera , Rock , Screenplay

So I Married a Porn Star
2008-02-13 05:20:00
I’d been dating Sam for a few weeks when I started to get the feeling that he might ‘be around for a while’, and then I knew I had to unload a couple of bombshells on Mom: HIV and porn. I wanted the discussion to take place somewhere we could feel safe, and she ...
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The Trouble with Krispy Kreme Donuts
2008-02-11 19:28:00
I had my very first Krispy Kreme donut in Florida. The chain originated in the south. There was nothing like it, and once you’ve had a Krispy Kreme donut, you’re pretty much spoiled for good. There wasn’t one in Naples, so I didn’t make a very regular diet of them there, but ...
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Rachel Cannon: Hollywood’s New “It Girl�
2008-02-08 19:18:00
Every gay man has one, and Rachel Cannon is mine. Rachel Cannon is my woman crush, the girl who makes any sensible strapping gay man stop dead in his tracks and fall all to pieces, the girl who made me wish I were straight-ish (again), if only for a minute. Sam will always be my man, Mom, my best girl, but Rachel is yet another hot blonde in my life. I’ll never forget when we met. We were upstairs at Fiesta Cantina. The moon was full and its light on her dewy skin and reflecting in the pools of her eyes was intoxicating. Okay, maybe it was the margaritas, but nonetheless, it made me feel like I was meeting Kira the Muse (Olivia Newton John) in Xanadu. All we needed was roller skates. I was buzzed, but it didn’t compare to the buzz of having this gorgeous, madcap woman focusing all of her flawless, Tulsa, OK ingenue attention upon Sam and me. (more…)

Britney Spears: A Little Bit of Tragedy Repeating
2008-02-08 01:39:00
Once upon a time there was a hot, young, blonde star in her twenties, captive to her overbearing manager. He controlled her utterly, criminally: what she said, what she did, what she wore, where she appeared, and how thin she was when she did. He drove a wedge between the young woman and her family. She wasn’t allowed any phone calls and weeks would pass without her family knowing her whereabouts, except for what they were able to see on TV. He had dirt on her; compromising photographs to keep her frightened and tractable. He drugged her regularly and abused her with inconceivable cruelty, sexually, physically, and verbally. Hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash and valuables were stolen from her during his occupation. His control was absolute, and soon, so was her hopelessness. I’m not talking about Britney Spears . I’m talking about my Mom. Having exhausted every other path to help and solace, she lay in a bed in her home in the Hollywood hills and ove...
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Heath?s Garden Variety Toxicology
2008-02-06 19:26:00
Heath’s toxicology: “Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine. We have concluded that the manner of death is accident, resulting from the abuse of prescription medications.”
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Taxes: Another Reason Domestic Partnership Isn?t Enough
2008-02-06 01:03:00
When I get my W-2 this year, it will look like I made more money than I actually did. In fact, my total compensation will be my salary plus the amount my company pays for Sam’s medical coverage ? since he’s my Domestic Partner. It will be considered additional income that I ...
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Hillary Clinton is to Heath Ledger as Bill Clinton is to Ennis Del Mar
2008-02-06 01:02:00
Hillary Clinton is to Heath Ledger as Bill Clinton is to Ennis Del Mar. We were sad about the loss of Heath Ledger. We were really mourning the loss of Ennis. I’m not so much about Hillary, as much as I am about the return to a Clinton White House. Like many, I’m down ...
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How Smart Men Have Sex
2008-02-05 19:54:00
Turn your cell phone off. No matter how much you love them, a call from your parent or ex will distract you. Light candles, but keep them away from the video head cleaner. With a stranger, get the STD/Status question out of the way. Be straightforward, matter of fact, and honest. Even a ‘hey, I don’t really ...
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The Most Beautiful Man in the World
2008-02-04 19:32:00
And what’s even more beautiful are his honesty, confidence, discipline, commitment, imagination, integrity, intellect, sensibility, sensitivity, generosity, passion, happiness, love, innocence, experience, wisdom, skills, wonder, strength, weakness, vulnerability, invulnerability, imagination, past, presence, future, savvy, curiosity, sexiness, devotion, loyalty, flaws, tolerance, ambition, peace, kindness, and courage. I could go on and on and on. I love you, Sam Page, ...
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Tops and bottoms from top to bottom.
2008-01-31 05:55:00
Ten years ago, I was in Ft. Lauderdale, on a packed weekend night, at (the original) Club Cathode Ray, when I found myself shoulder-to-shoulder with some random dude at the bar. We were both checking out the same guy across the room, and he was looking back. He turned to me and ...
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Gay American Heroes
2008-01-30 00:52:00
“So who knows what’s around the corner or down the street. I’m just gonna live life and find out.” -Sean William Kennedy This past weekend is one that Sam and I had been anticipating for a while, but boy, did it play out differently than we expected. Chip Arndt had asked us some time ...
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Interview: Rodeo Cowboy, Sonny Koerner
2008-01-26 07:32:00
Sonny Koerner is the randy cowboy who approached us at the L.A. Gay Rodeo in 2006, if you recall the original story. Here I thought I he was recognizing my natural talent for bullriding, and… well, you’ll see. Anyway, Sonny is the first real rodeo cowboy Sam and I ever met. He’s an ...
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Video: Meeting My Sister for The First Time
2008-01-25 19:59:00
Here’s another video from the archives that deserves attention. Sam and I met Cassie last summer, in Naples, and spent the weekend together with some of our closest friends and her adorable daughter Jessie Jane in tow. Cassie’s a rock star, and she mixed right in. Cassie and I share the same Father, Robert ...
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Our Lucky LuRain Penny
2008-01-25 05:52:00
Seldom do I discover something on the web that is truly breathtaking, but this evening I discovered LuRain Penny , a self-described 85 years young blues singer, maintenance drinker, and WWII survivor who bends a note as beautifully as she turns a phrase and bares her soul. She made some of the most poignant comments ...
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Your Dirty Minds
2008-01-24 16:50:00
When I wrote The Girls with Whom I’ve Had Sex and the inevitable The Guys with Whom I’ve Had Sex, I did it primarily to document details that grow foggier with every passing year, to make a lasting marker just before my 40th year, and to show that we gay men are not all mincing ...
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Driving from the Back Seat
2008-01-23 21:08:00
The air at home has been thick with philosophical discussions of late, mainly about where we are and why we are here. A decade in Los Angeles can have that effect. I learned at a very early age that L.A. is the center of the entertainment universe, and longed for it ever since. When I ...
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We Lost Jack. Now We?ve Lost Ennis.
2008-01-22 23:27:00
My Mom just told me he was gone, and then I had to go to a meeting. I was in the hallway, and some fucking brainless, soulless girl I work with approached, a spring in her step and a smile broad as a jack-o-lantern’s, saying, “Did you hear the news?” I was hoping she’d heard ...
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Rodeo Chute Dogging: Bronson Wrestles a 700lb. Steer
2008-01-21 03:23:00
We landed in Phoenix at 10pm, with only the clothes on our backs and a small bag containing cameras, deodorant, chewing gum, and two DC comic books. We bought toothbrushes at a 7-11. In contrast to the choked freeways and side streets of Los Angeles, Phoenix roads are a dream: broad and mostly ...
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The Guys With Whom I?ve Had Sex
2008-01-16 04:04:00
I leafed endlessly through the men’s underwear section of the Sears catalog when I was 3. I recall it perfectly. When I was 12, I loved a man, 33, who was doing me a lot of damage; our ‘relationship’ lasted 6 years. I seduced a football player and a wrestler from my high school when I ...
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The Art of Elysium & of Meeting Celebrities
2008-01-14 20:34:00
On Saturday night, Sam and I attended easily the most glamorous black tie charity event in the city this weekend: Heaven, a benefit for The Art of Elysium. This great organization was founded 10 years ago by the inimitable Jennifer Howell, is strongly supported by Balthazar and Rosetta Getty (wonderfully kind people), and brings ...
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Britney Spears & the Law of Attraction
2008-01-12 14:10:00
The “Law of Attraction ” principle posits that people’s feelings and thoughts attract real events in the world into their lives; from the workings of the cosmos to interactions among individuals in their physical, emotional, and professional affairs. - Wikipedia My loneliness is killing me/ I must confess, I still believe/ When I’m not with you I ...
More About: Britney Spears , Law of Attraction , The Secret , Britney

Video: The Famous Swing Where He Shot Himself
2008-01-11 21:28:00
It’s time I post this video too. For those of you who don’t know the other ‘big’ story behind me: I was molested as a child from the age of 12 to 18, by my family’s attorney. It went on for so long because I was in love with him, and ...
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Video: The First Mechanical Bull Ride
2008-01-11 20:49:00
Sam and I went to the L.A. Gay Rodeo in 2006. We rode the mechanical bull, and once I did, I was smitten. I had to do it again, and I would have right then and there, but this first ride made a blister on my right ankle the size of a silver ...
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The Girls with Whom I?ve Had Sex
2008-01-10 15:34:00
A blonde babysitter, 17, once when I was 12.A redheaded girlfriend, 17, for a year, starting when I was 16.A blonde college junior, 20, twice when I was 15 (we’d kissed when I was 13, and she was 18, but it was weird, for her).A redheaded girlfriend, 16, endlessly at 16, for about four ...
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Brady Quinn Locker Room Scene
2008-01-09 17:20:00
Last night, Sam and I fantasized about finding a solo, horned-up Brady Quinn in a locker room. It wasn’t the straight-QB-goes-gay-for-an-hour fantasy. The Mighty Quinn was into it… the boy had skills. I can’t speak for Sam, but for me it was as much about the caterpillar brows and the goofy-ass hair ...
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