My Single Sentence LifeMy Single Sentence LifePosts from my days on this earth in single sentence slices. Articles
Glad To Be A Dad
2008-01-30 20:56:00 Nan night, I say, Nan night daddy I hear twice, I just can’t get over how I feel when I hear that when I put my girls to bed. More About: Glad
Take My House Please
2008-01-29 20:47:00 It looks like the only people that don’t want to sell our house is our estate agent, we had had another agent call up today with a guaranteed viewer, even other companies along the chain of purchase want to help sell our house so lets sell already and we can get on living the life in palatial style. More About: House
Traffic Jam
2008-01-28 20:35:00 It usually takes me 35 to 40 minutes to get home from work, today it took me 1 hour and 30 minutes and that was on my rush hour short cut. More About: Traffic
I Learn My Life Lessons from the last 5 Minutes Of Scrubs
2008-01-27 23:31:00 I am Gutted because the writers strike has but back the new series of Scrubs to I don’t know when, if will even come back at all so I say to the film corporations and the writers settle on something already! More About: Life , My Life , Life Lessons , Learn
I Wobbled, Then Fell Off The Wagon !
2008-01-26 19:42:00 Yes the pizza is calling, much louder than before and if I ignore it for too much longer it’s gonna make me deaf so why fight it, the diet continues after this short intermission. More About: Wagon
Tea Party Etiquette
2008-01-25 23:57:00 The girls and I had a pretend tea party today, I showed them how to pour the tea, milk and sugar (to get them ready for them to make me cups of tea in the future), twin 1 kept drinking out of the teapot though, very uncouth. More About: Party , Etiquette
Teething Hell
2008-01-24 23:49:00 Well we had about 3 weeks of piece and quiet at night but it looks like the girls have started teething with their large back teeth so we are going to have some long nights starting with tonight by the sound of things :( More About: Hell , Teething
The Lightning Week
2008-01-23 20:57:00 I am on the late shift this week and I have been a busy chap at work which has made the week wiz by, the only thing is I wish I was being busy doing the things I want to do instead of my boss (damn work)! More About: Lightning , Week
Happy 200th
2008-01-22 19:54:00 I thought that I should celebrate the fact that I have just reached my 200th hit for my blog so I would like to thank me for doing the blog in the first place and I would like to thank anybody that took the time to visit my little piece of the internet, next milestone 1000 (and why not)! More About: Happy
14 Down 28 To Go
2008-01-21 23:39:00 I have lost a total of 14 pounds (that’s a stone in British money :) so far and I am quite pleased with myself, the only thing is my wife’s birthday is in February which means a few days of naughty food but hey if I lose a total of 42 pounds (3 stone) by the middle of this year and keep it off for the rest of the year I will be happy.
Southland Tales Any Good?
2008-01-20 19:38:00 I am quite keen on watching the film Southland Tales as I saw the preview a while back and it looked quite good and I know that the Rock is in it which should turn it into lame film but the Gellar is in it and that always gets my interests a bit so I shall wait for it to go to DVD. More About: Good , Southland Tales
Hello Parental Units
2008-01-20 19:23:00 I Told My Mum and Dad about my blog today when we all went around theirs to visit so hello Mum, hello Dad & hello Jess (the dog). More About: Units
The Search Is Over
2008-01-19 20:59:00 Yes today we found our very own palace to live in for the rest of our lives (or until the kids leave home) and WOW I mean our hearts will defiantly rule our heads on this one and we will have to live on bread and water for a while (10 years or so) but it will be worth it so we need to sell our house STAT!This Pic may be a slight exaggeration. More About: Search
Schools Out
2008-01-18 20:52:00 I got in touch with one of my best mates at school on facebook today and it has been over 16 years since I last saw him so I guess the social networking sites are good for something. More About: Schools
The Geek Connection
2008-01-17 12:29:00 On any day I could be dealing with circular references, hash tables, stored procedures, dodgy C# code, a dozen different environments at different code levels, web services, message queues and around six different coding languages so at the end of that list (if you didn’t get bored half way through) isn’t it a wonder I have the geek gene but at least my wife still loves me even if she doesn’t understand me some of the time. More About: Connection , Geek
My New Remote Control
2008-01-16 20:37:00 I am a geek through and through and when I saw this remote control, which is the newest version of the one I have had for 4 years, I had to have it, I mean look how sparkly it is….. More About: Remote Control , Control , Remote
Our First Viewers
2008-01-15 22:47:00 We had our first house viewers today finally and it went very smoothly the house looked spotless and we both sold it to them very well, I should have been an estate agent lol.
The Weigh-In
2008-01-14 20:47:00 I have lost 10 Pounds so far, my clothes feel a little lest skin tight but I have a long way to go, about another 30 pounds before I will be a happy thinner me. More About: Weigh
My Stressless Day In The Office
2008-01-14 20:41:00 Monday and the boss was off sick which automatically means a lighter atmosphere in the office so we chatted, had a laugh and finished what we needed to do even if it was our busiest day so would it be bad of me to say I wish he was ill at least once, no twice a week? More About: Office , The Office
Our First Family Christmas At Home
2007-12-26 11:35:00 It was great, the whole day really centred around the girls opening their presents and making sure they had a fun day, my wife’s cooking was great and the whole day was stress free as we didn’t have to go or be anywhere but at home, the only thing was I had to take the tree down as I didn’t want to tell the girls off any more for pulling the decorations off. More About: Christmas , Family , Home
My Only Christmas Eve Tradition
2007-12-24 17:22:00 Well I finished work at lunch and now I am going down the pub for a few hours to play cards and see my friends and then I will come home and get all of the presents ready for the girls tomorrow which I am quite looking forward to. More About: Christmas , Tradition , Christmas Eve
The Fog On The Fens
2007-12-23 20:43:00 We all went out for a drive today to look at a couple of houses we liked and we went down a track that ended up in a field and by the time we had turned around to go back up the track, the fog had came in over the countryside like out of one of those dodgy horror remakes and depicted below (internet picture as I didn't have my camera on me at the time but very true to life), very spooky.
My Lazy Day
2007-12-23 00:09:00 Today was just a nothing day really, my wife let me have a lie in and then she wrapped the last of the Christmas Presents as well as make some fairy cakes, we watched TV, played with the girls and fed them (tea was a disaster as most of the pasta in sauce ended up every but their mouths lol), watched a few Christmassy food programs and that was about it but sometimes it’s good to have lazy day don’t you think? More About: Lazy
The Santa Clause Connection
2007-12-22 00:28:00 We went early because the big guy was in demand this time of year and I didn’t want to queue up for ages so there was a ride on the sleigh, lots of Christmassy lights and fake snow and then they met him and they were a little nervous but no crying, he said it was the 40th set of twins he had seen this year, everyone came away happy with a pic, a present and a baby xmas tree :) More About: Connection , Santa , Santa Clause , Clause
Chill Out - Zero 7 - In The Waiting Line
2007-12-20 22:42:00 Do you believe in what you see, motionless wheel, nothing is real, wasting my time, in the waiting line, do you believe in what you see. More About: Chill out , Line , Chill , Waiting
And Relax
2007-12-20 22:38:00 I have a glass of whiskey to hand, I feel chilled out, I am going to go to bed and have a restful sleep with no interruptions and I am going to wake up in the morning full of Christmas spirit ready to spend a day with my family with a cameo from Santa in the morning. More About: Relax
Santa Meet The Twins, Twins This Is Santa
2007-12-20 00:04:00 I have a day off on Friday and we are taking the girls to see Santa and It will be the first time they have met in person (we have shown them the big guy on TV) so I am wondering, will they get on, will he freak them out so much that they will fear Christmas from that point on, we shall see. More About: Twins , Meet
Sick Of Advertisement On The Internet
2007-12-20 00:03:00 Pop ups, pop unders, banners, shaking banners, adsense, flash advertisements, I’m the millionth person, win this, make money here, buy this, buy that, shoot the duck, dunk the guy, I am sick of it all but I think my brain is now ignoring most of it and just looking at the screen for content that I actually want to see which is why there will never be a single advertisement on this blog ever. More About: Internet , Advertisement , The Internet , Sick
My Day In Brief
2007-12-20 00:02:00 It was busy, there were mince pies, I came home, there was pizza as well as chocolates, I spent time with my family, I watched spooks then the unit, to blog then to bed (my routine week day).
It’s a lonely day
More articles from this author:2007-12-19 10:41:00 I’m on my own again at work again as the boss is working from home and my colleague has gone to the doctors, leaving me to be the face of the team so I get all the grief. More About: Lonely 1, 2, 3 |



