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She Maybe a BITCH...
2008-02-21 13:45:00
Gov. Joey Salceda of Albay made a very promising quote about our very own Philippine "President Evil"After I saw such news over ANC earlier in the afternoon today, I was literally laughing my fucking ass off thinking, why such a person who's too close to her, whom she considered an ally would say such a remark that makes her even more vulnerable to the public. I have never imagined she's being tagged as the LUCKIEST BITCH AROUND! Hahaha, KUDOS to Gov!And I quote Governor Salceda."Alam naman nating lahat, at alam naman ni Presidente na maswerte siya... uhm, she may be a bitch but she's the luckiest bitch around."Although she's that lucky, we could not tell. I hope everything's going to be okay. Not for that evil woman, but for us Filipino.PLEASE CLICK HERE for the video itself. The video is from http://www.mukamo.comxoxo,-tonskie
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Now Showing
2008-02-19 15:20:00
In Theaters Near You!xoxo,-tonskie
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Try Not To Laugh... I Dare You!
2008-02-18 10:05:00
xoxo,-tonskie
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And Then There's Lem...
2008-02-18 09:17:00
Yeah. Lem Pelayo, one of the many whom I thought didn't exist.Boohoo! I know whatcha thinking.So Hot? So Not?!You decide.xoxo,-tonskie
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Evils of Philippine Politics 2
2008-02-18 08:50:00
I'm utterly bitching!xoxo,-tonskie
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Evils of the Philippine Politics
2008-02-14 09:04:00
xoxo,-tonskie
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NEW BLOGGER TEMPLATE
2008-02-14 06:27:00
I'LL SEARCH FOR ONE!
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How Do We Say This Delicately???
2008-02-12 12:00:00
Bored with the usual and I guess it's pretty much cheesy to put these pictures but, I guess I would say that this is my last post about boys as of the moment. This is what I call a part of my i-so-want-to-go-on-hiatus-but-i-can't movement.Enjoy Bitches!xoxo,-tonskie
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Sadness
2008-02-11 11:14:00
Sadnessby tonskieThe life I live is but a blurWith nothing to compensateMy heart is always in despairAlways beating slowAlway halfway deadPeople see me laughThey see me aliveBut inside me is a mere feelingThat blinded everyone who comes nearNear to realityWhere my soul is dead and goneMy melancholic presence killsDestroying everyoneI decided not to go outNot to push throughBut I can'tI need someoneSomeone who could understandThe things that my mind perceivesThe roses that I imaginedThe life I seeBut to my demiseSadness was brought to mexoxo,-tonskie(song is from t.A.T.u. entitled Gomenasai)
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Breather
2008-02-09 11:30:00
I'm so sick of the events that happened this past few days.So I've decided to post these...So hot? or So not?You decide..Comments?!xoxo,-tonskie
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It's Gloria Bitch!
2008-02-08 04:08:00
It's Gloria Bitch !Gimme gimme more... (money)Gimme more, gimme gimme more... (money)(Her life support is presently unstable... she's in trouble.)xoxo,-tonskie

Vintage
2008-02-05 09:07:00
The gayest pose I ever did.xoxo,-tonskie
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ManilaGayGuy Exposed!
2008-02-05 06:45:00
Yesterday, I spent my time with the usual bloghopping and reading other blogs with same contents as mine. Too much of a surprise, I clicked on a blog intended for something that is so shocking it made me laugh my f*cking ass off.Have you ever heard about Chris Lagman? Who is he? What?s his role with the blogging industry? It has been such a great time knowing who he was, he was MGG, or should I say, teh infamous Migs The ManilaGayGuy.How did I know? Let's say, I went to this blog who is own by somewhat a ManilaGayGuy hater. I was of course caught off guard upon knowing who really Migs is. I felt a little bit disheartened at the same time amused with his hatred directed towards Migs. Seeing the real ManilaGayGuy is heartbreaking. It hurts so bad to know that someone who you really idolize and continue on patronizing the posts about sex and every bit of experiences he had, is but a fake.Let's say, the name Migs appears to be so engaging with the gay crowd. It resembles someone who w...

Go Vegan and Reverse Aging
2008-02-02 11:02:00
Alicia Silverstone and PETAxoxo,-tonskie
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Happy Monthsary!
2008-02-02 06:35:00
***First up, I would like to applaud myself for passing this test of obedience and audacity to prove not just to myself, but to the rest of the world that I have willpower.It's been a month since I decided not to go with consumption and promotion of animal products. I without a doubt reinvented everything that is in me. I was uncertain on the idea at first, however, the minute I decided that I should become Vegan; I went on head collision with it.I used a wide array of vegetables for food ranging from beans to green, dark and most of all, leafy ones. I was on my 11th day when I said to myself that Veganism is one hell of a healthy addiction.The biggest influence was probably Mark Xander Fabillar. He was of course one of the few advocates of Veganism here in the Philippines. Aside from PETA, who strongly encourage non-violence and ethical manners to animals, Mark a.k.a. The Vegan Prince was himself a vegan and an animal lover. I was a regular on his blog since I don?t know when. Mar...
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The Boy Hunter Strikes Back!
2008-01-25 13:36:00
This is fucking retarded. I thought Friendster is really bad now. I just found these hotties in a sack, and mind you, the others who almost made it to the cut were really questionable, I mean, they have a good body but not as good as the boys below. Plus, the faces are heavenly.I'm becoming more superficial on terms of searching for hot guys, and it's hard to give my best, but I remain lucky I guess. These are for ya'll.Enjoy bitches!xoxo,-tonskie
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Heath's Death Not Cause by Drugs
2008-01-24 11:14:00
Heathcliff Andrew Ledger(April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008)Ledger, (28), the star of the critically-acclaimed movie ?Brokeback Mountain? was found dead in his fourth-floor apartment in Soho neighbourhood of New York City, naked and face down. Speculations ascended among countless gossip blogs stating that he got overdosed with over-the-counter sleeping pills.His untimely death remains a big mystery as New York Police Department released a statement about the test result of the autopsy stating that he did not died of any drug overdose. However, they (NYPD) are still looking for clues, and would definitely carry on solving the vagueness of the actor?s untimely demise.Ledger already finished filming ?The Dark Night? which is the much anticipated sequel of the Batman franchise which he played the infamous ?Joker? and is about to be shown in the U.S. months from now.In reaction to his death, former partner Michelle Williams was reported as saying that she was "devastated" at the loss and ...
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Portable Bitch: Reynaldo Lapuz... The Next William Hung
2008-01-18 12:01:00
You be the judge...I am awkwardly proud...Hmm, I dunno, I feel like he's a Filipino, he really sounds one..Plus I found this confirmation from my usual bloghopping.Click Thisxoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: The Sons of Ipswich
2008-01-18 11:17:00
Caleb Danvers Caleb Danvers, played by Steven Strait, is the captain of Spencer Academy's swimming team. He is the oldest and the leader of "The Sons of Ipswich". He is exceptionally competitive and expects nothing other than the best from himself. A star student and freestyle champion, his future is lined with his intelligence, hard work and strong will to win. He is dating the new girl of the school, Sarah Wenham. He is the most cautious in the group and is always careful not to use his powers too much. However, the legacy of the Danvers family weighs heavily on him. Living at his big family estate, he harbors a dark secret. He is the only one of the four who has seen up close the terrifying effects of their growing abilities. Now as his 18th birthday approaches, Caleb's abilities will escalate and his power will be beyond imagination.He also owns a Ford Mustang GT that in one scene, is shown to break apart, and in slow motion then re-forms back on the road after passing through...
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Portable Bitch: GMA-7? Number 1? Non-sense!
2008-01-17 11:17:00
I could not believe why the hell GMA-7 or should we name them the network of losers would even bother on saying that they are number one nationwide when in fact it's only Mega Manila which they landed a spot in number one? Has the world gone insane? What about Visayas and Mindanao? Aren't we part of the Philippines? My oh my, what a commotion.I'm sorry if I'm acting this weird, it's like I'm waging war for the sake of ABS-CBN, but no, I'm just concerned of what fake information they are constantly feeding the public. See, they're so fake you can already tell it to their face. However, personalities like Isah Red said that they are number one. Fuck off dude, you know nothing.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: My Hatred to GMA-7
2008-01-17 10:38:00
(GMA-7, this is for you, in layman's terms, it's FUCK YOU!)I describe GMA-7 as...utterly stupidfull of crapclasslesssoppybirdbrainsboneheadschic kensdipsticksdingalingsfart knockersfatheadsfinksgooksknuckleheadsoin kerspalookasschmucksshitheadsidiotsscumba gscumsuckercocksuckerwhoresfirecrotchesWh atever!GMA-7 is a second rate, desperate, attention-whore, i-am-righteous, trying hard COPYCAT!xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Unlucky
2008-01-17 09:08:00
I believe that I'm quite unlucky today. The ff. things contributed in ruining my day. Mind you, it pissed me off. I haven't recalled a black cat crossed my way, I just couldn't figure why things are so like these. Anyway, here it goes.1. I woke up today and it was raining. I got really upset because I could've showered so early. It was f*cking cold.2. Me and my father got up in a nasty word fight. Three times in a row, and in one day, I felt bad 'cause I promised myself that I need to stop fighting old people.3. I ate noodles and it was so bland that I could literally taste water instead of some broth or something.4. GLOBE, got f*cked up. I was so dumb to even compose a long group message only to find out there's no signal.5. So I switched to SMART, where I find it so uncomfortable to use because most of my ugly experiences was with that network. Then this particular guy, who's so obnoxious texted me a billion times talking non-sense, filling up my inbox with the same message...
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Portable Bitch: New 2008 Movie Trailers
2008-01-15 11:03:00
TOP 3 FILMS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN 2008The Hottie and The NottieProm Night10,000 B.C.xoxo,-tonskie
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Joseph the Beatbox King
2008-01-15 10:28:00
Prepare to be blown away!Meet Joseph . He's a contestant in a French Reality Show "Nouvelle Star". He's an amazing beatboxing king. I was quite surprised how he did it.Anyway, Happy Sinulog B*tches!xoxo,-tonskie
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Updates
2008-01-14 07:26:00
I was of course on my 11th day of being Vegan. I also had the chance to express an interest in trying my luck with a particular call center. I just don't have any idea what the hell shall I do with this. Now, here are random thoughts that has been gyrating inside my head lately.*****I saw the Golden Globes a while ago over CNN and it was (sad to say) a struggle. The Hollywood Foreign Press Club made a big decision to put an end to a lavish celebration by announcing the winners in a press conference. That in tune with the WGA's ongoing strike against film and tv companies for their share of profit. I know this is kinda sad, there are a lot of films in Hollywood that has been shut down due to this commotion. I would really like to see more of resolutions from the writers on strike and the companies though. I don't want to see stupid reruns of old series. That sucks big time.*****On a lighter note, I've seen I Am Legend last Friday. Not in the cinema, but online. Yeah, I saw it ove...
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Short Notice
2008-01-14 06:56:00
This is kinda late.. so bear with me... I had it coming and this first set is from Scarlet. The second one is from The Social Critic.RULES:5 people5 tags5 seconds to break the rules* * * * *TOP 5 FAVORITES:Colors: Blue, Yellow, Black, Red, Green ~ Food: All vegan dishes. No dairy products, no eggs. Please.Songs: Britney's Piece of Me, Taylor Swift's Teardrops On My Guitar, Jem's Come on Closer, Rihanna's Umbrella, DHT's Listen to your heart.Movie: The Covenant, Matilda, The Craft, Baby's Day Out... that's it.* * * * *Sports:Badminton... don't ask.Day of the week:Monday, start of something new.Season:Winter..Ice cream flavor:no dairy products for me...* * * * *CURRENTS:Mood: bored..Taste: not really tasting any..Short s: well, i dunno..Desktop: this is fuckin' ridiculous..Toenails: ...Time: time to watch the paint dry..Surroundings: gloomy* * * * *FIRSTS:Best friend: ...Movie: ...Lie: ...Song: ...* * * * *LASTS:Cigarette: 24th of dec. 2007Drink: waterCar ride: lol..Phone call...
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Portable Bitch: Feelin' Lucky
2008-01-04 14:03:00
Am I lucky or what? This is some kinda big for me, but I found quite a few hotties this time.Rate them: So hot! So not!I am a certified cute guy hunter. Wanna bet? Nah..That's it.Enjoy though.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Cruelty
2008-01-03 12:01:00
I have a crush. Let's call him Harvey. I so have feelings on Harvey but couldn't tell it directly to his face because I am afraid that I would ruin the friendship that we have. I also have a friend and his name's Barbie. He's so obnoxious, he gets into my nerve and would ruin every moment of my life. I'm secretly jealous of Barbie because he's just a showy ass and all. This happened really really quick the time I decided to go on hiatus on the Internet, and I was furious to see my backstabbing friend and my long time crush talk online. I logged in on the networking site and here's their conversation over the comment/testimonials/chatbox and it made me a little bit furious.Barbie: Oh my, I would really want you to know that it's not a secret to my friends, even Ton knows this that I am into you.Harvey: Err, uhm, I am flattered but, why me?Barbie: Oh it's simple you know, you are too charming the day Ton introduced me to this networking site and had you instantly as a friend....
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Portable Bitch: 30 Reasons...
2007-12-29 11:28:00
Veganism=Compassion(a quote from The Vegan Prince)Start reading and please do take it seriously.Because heart disease begins in childhood.Because a vegan diet reverses heart disease.Because eating meat and dairy products makes youfat.Because you shouldn’t have to lie to your kids aboutthe food you eat.Because in every package of chicken, there’s a littlepoop.Because meat is filthy and bloody.Because it isn’t fair.Because no living creature wants to see her familyslaughtered.Because eating meat and dairy products causesimpotence.Because you wouldn’t eat your dog.Because mad cow disease is in the U.S.Because it’s violence that you can stop.Because no one should have to kill for a living.Because it takes a small person to beat a defenselessanimal ... and an even smaller person to eat one.Because no animal deserves to die for your tastebuds.Because the grain used to feed animals could be used tofeed hungry people.Because more than half of all water used in the U.S. is usedto r...
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Portable Bitch: Ana
2007-12-28 08:30:00
Saw an old friend today and we had this conversation about things and here it goes.Old Friend: Hey! You're Ton right?Me: Uh.. Yeah?Old Friend: Oh my God! I haven't seen you for ages! How are you?Me: I'm doing good I guess. How about you?Old Friend: Good, I'm busy with things, I'm managing this group that is doing great, you should be in it.Me: Uh, what exactly is that group all about?Old Friend: Well, I see that you're a hot mess, what's you're weight nowadays?Me: Well, it's kinda embarrassing to say it, but I weigh a hundred and eighty pounds now, unlike before.Old Friend: What?! A hundred and eighty pounds? What have you been eating?! That's scary! Are you like stuffing food in your gut much often?Me: Well, you can't blame me, it's freakin' holidays for God's sake, food is inevitable!Old Friend: You should be in my group, uhm, well, it's a support group for OBESE people like you. Let me tell you this, a hundred and eighty pounds is something serious.Me: Hey! I beg y...
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