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Heath's Death Not Cause by Drugs
2008-01-24 11:14:00
Heathcliff Andrew Ledger(April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008)Ledger, (28), the star of the critically-acclaimed movie ?Brokeback Mountain? was found dead in his fourth-floor apartment in Soho neighbourhood of New York City, naked and face down. Speculations ascended among countless gossip blogs stating that he got overdosed with over-the-counter sleeping pills.His untimely death remains a big mystery as New York Police Department released a statement about the test result of the autopsy stating that he did not died of any drug overdose. However, they (NYPD) are still looking for clues, and would definitely carry on solving the vagueness of the actor?s untimely demise.Ledger already finished filming ?The Dark Night? which is the much anticipated sequel of the Batman franchise which he played the infamous ?Joker? and is about to be shown in the U.S. months from now.In reaction to his death, former partner Michelle Williams was reported as saying that she was "devastated" at the loss and ...
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Portable Bitch: Reynaldo Lapuz... The Next William Hung
2008-01-18 12:01:00
You be the judge...I am awkwardly proud...Hmm, I dunno, I feel like he's a Filipino, he really sounds one..Plus I found this confirmation from my usual bloghopping.Click Thisxoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: The Sons of Ipswich
2008-01-18 11:17:00
Caleb Danvers Caleb Danvers, played by Steven Strait, is the captain of Spencer Academy's swimming team. He is the oldest and the leader of "The Sons of Ipswich". He is exceptionally competitive and expects nothing other than the best from himself. A star student and freestyle champion, his future is lined with his intelligence, hard work and strong will to win. He is dating the new girl of the school, Sarah Wenham. He is the most cautious in the group and is always careful not to use his powers too much. However, the legacy of the Danvers family weighs heavily on him. Living at his big family estate, he harbors a dark secret. He is the only one of the four who has seen up close the terrifying effects of their growing abilities. Now as his 18th birthday approaches, Caleb's abilities will escalate and his power will be beyond imagination.He also owns a Ford Mustang GT that in one scene, is shown to break apart, and in slow motion then re-forms back on the road after passing through...
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Portable Bitch: GMA-7? Number 1? Non-sense!
2008-01-17 11:17:00
I could not believe why the hell GMA-7 or should we name them the network of losers would even bother on saying that they are number one nationwide when in fact it's only Mega Manila which they landed a spot in number one? Has the world gone insane? What about Visayas and Mindanao? Aren't we part of the Philippines? My oh my, what a commotion.I'm sorry if I'm acting this weird, it's like I'm waging war for the sake of ABS-CBN, but no, I'm just concerned of what fake information they are constantly feeding the public. See, they're so fake you can already tell it to their face. However, personalities like Isah Red said that they are number one. Fuck off dude, you know nothing.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: My Hatred to GMA-7
2008-01-17 10:38:00
(GMA-7, this is for you, in layman's terms, it's FUCK YOU!)I describe GMA-7 as...utterly stupidfull of crapclasslesssoppybirdbrainsboneheadschic kensdipsticksdingalingsfart knockersfatheadsfinksgooksknuckleheadsoin kerspalookasschmucksshitheadsidiotsscumba gscumsuckercocksuckerwhoresfirecrotchesWh atever!GMA-7 is a second rate, desperate, attention-whore, i-am-righteous, trying hard COPYCAT!xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Unlucky
2008-01-17 09:08:00
I believe that I'm quite unlucky today. The ff. things contributed in ruining my day. Mind you, it pissed me off. I haven't recalled a black cat crossed my way, I just couldn't figure why things are so like these. Anyway, here it goes.1. I woke up today and it was raining. I got really upset because I could've showered so early. It was f*cking cold.2. Me and my father got up in a nasty word fight. Three times in a row, and in one day, I felt bad 'cause I promised myself that I need to stop fighting old people.3. I ate noodles and it was so bland that I could literally taste water instead of some broth or something.4. GLOBE, got f*cked up. I was so dumb to even compose a long group message only to find out there's no signal.5. So I switched to SMART, where I find it so uncomfortable to use because most of my ugly experiences was with that network. Then this particular guy, who's so obnoxious texted me a billion times talking non-sense, filling up my inbox with the same message...
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Portable Bitch: New 2008 Movie Trailers
2008-01-15 11:03:00
TOP 3 FILMS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN 2008The Hottie and The NottieProm Night10,000 B.C.xoxo,-tonskie
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Joseph the Beatbox King
2008-01-15 10:28:00
Prepare to be blown away!Meet Joseph . He's a contestant in a French Reality Show "Nouvelle Star". He's an amazing beatboxing king. I was quite surprised how he did it.Anyway, Happy Sinulog B*tches!xoxo,-tonskie
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Updates
2008-01-14 07:26:00
I was of course on my 11th day of being Vegan. I also had the chance to express an interest in trying my luck with a particular call center. I just don't have any idea what the hell shall I do with this. Now, here are random thoughts that has been gyrating inside my head lately.*****I saw the Golden Globes a while ago over CNN and it was (sad to say) a struggle. The Hollywood Foreign Press Club made a big decision to put an end to a lavish celebration by announcing the winners in a press conference. That in tune with the WGA's ongoing strike against film and tv companies for their share of profit. I know this is kinda sad, there are a lot of films in Hollywood that has been shut down due to this commotion. I would really like to see more of resolutions from the writers on strike and the companies though. I don't want to see stupid reruns of old series. That sucks big time.*****On a lighter note, I've seen I Am Legend last Friday. Not in the cinema, but online. Yeah, I saw it ove...
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Short Notice
2008-01-14 06:56:00
This is kinda late.. so bear with me... I had it coming and this first set is from Scarlet. The second one is from The Social Critic.RULES:5 people5 tags5 seconds to break the rules* * * * *TOP 5 FAVORITES:Colors: Blue, Yellow, Black, Red, Green ~ Food: All vegan dishes. No dairy products, no eggs. Please.Songs: Britney's Piece of Me, Taylor Swift's Teardrops On My Guitar, Jem's Come on Closer, Rihanna's Umbrella, DHT's Listen to your heart.Movie: The Covenant, Matilda, The Craft, Baby's Day Out... that's it.* * * * *Sports:Badminton... don't ask.Day of the week:Monday, start of something new.Season:Winter..Ice cream flavor:no dairy products for me...* * * * *CURRENTS:Mood: bored..Taste: not really tasting any..Short s: well, i dunno..Desktop: this is fuckin' ridiculous..Toenails: ...Time: time to watch the paint dry..Surroundings: gloomy* * * * *FIRSTS:Best friend: ...Movie: ...Lie: ...Song: ...* * * * *LASTS:Cigarette: 24th of dec. 2007Drink: waterCar ride: lol..Phone call...
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Portable Bitch: Feelin' Lucky
2008-01-04 14:03:00
Am I lucky or what? This is some kinda big for me, but I found quite a few hotties this time.Rate them: So hot! So not!I am a certified cute guy hunter. Wanna bet? Nah..That's it.Enjoy though.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Cruelty
2008-01-03 12:01:00
I have a crush. Let's call him Harvey. I so have feelings on Harvey but couldn't tell it directly to his face because I am afraid that I would ruin the friendship that we have. I also have a friend and his name's Barbie. He's so obnoxious, he gets into my nerve and would ruin every moment of my life. I'm secretly jealous of Barbie because he's just a showy ass and all. This happened really really quick the time I decided to go on hiatus on the Internet, and I was furious to see my backstabbing friend and my long time crush talk online. I logged in on the networking site and here's their conversation over the comment/testimonials/chatbox and it made me a little bit furious.Barbie: Oh my, I would really want you to know that it's not a secret to my friends, even Ton knows this that I am into you.Harvey: Err, uhm, I am flattered but, why me?Barbie: Oh it's simple you know, you are too charming the day Ton introduced me to this networking site and had you instantly as a friend....
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Portable Bitch: 30 Reasons...
2007-12-29 11:28:00
Veganism=Compassion(a quote from The Vegan Prince)Start reading and please do take it seriously.Because heart disease begins in childhood.Because a vegan diet reverses heart disease.Because eating meat and dairy products makes youfat.Because you shouldn’t have to lie to your kids aboutthe food you eat.Because in every package of chicken, there’s a littlepoop.Because meat is filthy and bloody.Because it isn’t fair.Because no living creature wants to see her familyslaughtered.Because eating meat and dairy products causesimpotence.Because you wouldn’t eat your dog.Because mad cow disease is in the U.S.Because it’s violence that you can stop.Because no one should have to kill for a living.Because it takes a small person to beat a defenselessanimal ... and an even smaller person to eat one.Because no animal deserves to die for your tastebuds.Because the grain used to feed animals could be used tofeed hungry people.Because more than half of all water used in the U.S. is usedto r...
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Portable Bitch: Ana
2007-12-28 08:30:00
Saw an old friend today and we had this conversation about things and here it goes.Old Friend: Hey! You're Ton right?Me: Uh.. Yeah?Old Friend: Oh my God! I haven't seen you for ages! How are you?Me: I'm doing good I guess. How about you?Old Friend: Good, I'm busy with things, I'm managing this group that is doing great, you should be in it.Me: Uh, what exactly is that group all about?Old Friend: Well, I see that you're a hot mess, what's you're weight nowadays?Me: Well, it's kinda embarrassing to say it, but I weigh a hundred and eighty pounds now, unlike before.Old Friend: What?! A hundred and eighty pounds? What have you been eating?! That's scary! Are you like stuffing food in your gut much often?Me: Well, you can't blame me, it's freakin' holidays for God's sake, food is inevitable!Old Friend: You should be in my group, uhm, well, it's a support group for OBESE people like you. Let me tell you this, a hundred and eighty pounds is something serious.Me: Hey! I beg y...
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Portable Bitch: Utter Bitching
2007-12-27 14:55:00
The post before this is nothing but a trainwreck, and I do apologize if they weren't hot enough. Anyway, found these hotties and would like to know if they are hot or so not.Enjoy bitches!xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: How do we say this delicately?
2007-12-27 13:33:00
I logged into my multiply account today and started boy hunting. I found these interesting shots. I dunno, I might have brain damage why I posted these here, I mean, did I lost the crown of being the hunter of hot guys? You decide, hot or not.Friendster is losing it's ground, I dunno but Multiply kinda suck. Lemme try Myspace!xoxo,-tonskie(screw me, they aren't hot!)
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Portable Bitch: What a BUMMER!
2007-12-23 01:08:00
I spent like almost 2 hours looking for hotties and all I got was this. What a BUMMER! I don't know if Friendster is having a shortage of cute hot guys. My gosh! Anyway, rant your way in. What do you think? Hott or So Nott?xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Early New Year's Resolution
2007-12-21 14:46:00
By January of 2008, I'm setting a whole new standard of living. I'm starting it with the way I eat. Watch this video from PETA and let us see if you still need few more reasons why it's time for us to go VEGAN.Watch more videos at PETA.orgI hope we learn to appreciate life.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Top Ten Christmas Wishlist
2007-12-21 13:25:00
10. PC with Broadband Connection-let's face it, it's known to you all that I only use pc's being rented over internet cafés, bummer.9. Digital Camera-cam whoring purposes and perhaps, to continue giving out fan signs.8. Britney Spears "Blackout" Album.-i'm tired of digital downloads and cds getting burned.7. Clinique "Happy" for Men-this is a bit ancient, I love teh smell.6. iPod Nano (Black Edition)-i'm envious of people having this type of gadget, and I am musically inclined.5. Nokia 6630 Cam Phone-here's the deal, I'm not much into high end phones, this is pretty manageable.4. Louis Vuitton Speedy Large Automatic Chronograph-there's nothing more like a good watch and it's quite expensive.3. Skinny Jeans-i'll have one in 2008, hopefully.2. More Fan Signs from Readers.-this needs no explanation, I love getting love from you guys.1. Hunkylicious 19 year old boyfriend Nah... I'm happy with being single!xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: A Gift from SimplyManila!
2007-12-20 13:06:00
My very good friend Reyville of SimplyManila gave me this. This is going to be in my heart along with those who has given me their love.Thank you so much!Very much appreciated.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Proud to be Filipino!
2007-12-20 12:17:00
This made me cry. It reminded me that being a Filipino is a big achievement. 15 year old (or was she 14?) Charice Pempengco was the guest of Ellen Degeneres at her talk show. She was amazing and all I could say is wow.Proud to be Filipino!xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: The Chronicle of Hotness
2007-12-19 07:39:00
Oh my, I am ancient! Gee, I've been roaming the Internet for quite a while now. Anyway, this is RR. He has Friendster and MySpace accounts and well, rate him. Hott or So Nott. Enjoy! xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Just when you thought it was over...
2007-12-19 07:30:00
This is Zuher Bautista. I found him over MySpace this time. I am not that dumb not to fall for this hottie. Anyway, enjoy the view. I know it will cause too much distractions. xoxo,-tonskie p.s.another hot guy coming up.
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Portable Bitch: Jester De Veyra
2007-12-18 07:19:00
He is Jester De Veyra. I found him over "the usual" friendster hunting mode. I had featured him on the post "Boy Hunting" and boy, was I glad to browse through his photos and found these.Jester, if you see this, I'm doing you a favor for further marketability. It's like a free ad for you to be known online, and perhaps, I would like to say that you are uber hott! (CLICK) for his friendster account.
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Portable Bitch: Sick
2007-12-17 08:32:00
Now here's what I call a fetid moment of truth for me to give a shit to someone that doesn't really deserve my attention. My ex/psychopathic stalker texted me one fine evening and the thing is, as much as I want to be sad, I was really laughing my ass off. Take a look at what he just said.Sherwin (a.k.a. The Ex): Ton, I was really contemplating on things and I was really happy that you and me have started communicating once again and all along I thought I can reclaim myself to be your lover, but I am wrong. Your new attitude frustrates me, I so want the old Ton back and I am afraid it's not gonna happen. So for me to go on with my life, I want to cut my connection with you totally and hopefully you will also put an end to our relationship as friends. I don't want to hear anything from you anymore, and I hope you respect my decision. It's been a good time, but I am very much comfortable to not hear from you. Please kindly delete my number, for I will also be deleting yours. Than...
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Portable Bitch: Official Piece of Me Video by Britney Spears
2007-12-17 06:53:00
The long wait is over. Britney Spears ' Official Piece of Me Video is here and it's a shocker!I love the thing where she shows the Paparazzo "the finger" and boy, all I could do is drool over it! I love Britney! It's time! Britney fans unite!xoxo,-tonskie
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Demise
2007-12-14 14:54:00
I was so frustrated with my Yahoo! email service. Considering my Mybloglog account was merged with it, my fucking "ID" was hacked and as I tried opening it, it won't open, gruesome huh! I tried their own password recovery but to my demise, they already changed the format of recovering my stupid ID using a credit card data which I don't have or even used some. What a day full of bullshit this is. I have all the info of like my life in that email and it would never fucking open. I so want to work on my witchcraft prowess to punish whoever bastard did it. I'm so fucking pissed!(i want to slit my throat and just breathe this time!)-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Boy Hunting
2007-12-13 07:46:00
These made my day. I was gone for some time and apologize for the delay of giving you a post like this, I've hyperacidity and I guess this is due to starving for like too long.And by the way, these are random pictures from Friendster. Enough of the bashing, lolz, I won't post any pictures of uhm.. you know, not so yummylicious dudes, forgive me, I just had a bad day.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Another Yummilicious Stupid Dude!
2007-12-13 06:53:00
Guy In The Picture: I'm Hot!Portable Bitch : No your not!Sometimes I wish I could bang my head off the Great Wall of China and see if this guy's really trying too hard to put up a good picture by doing such pose. I need to stop this whole ordeal of bashing people, but this is way too hilarious. :)xoxo,-tonskiep.s. cute guys coming up. :)
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Portable Bitch: Another Yummilicious Dude!
2007-12-09 02:26:00
the name's PM and I found him on friendster. :)(CLICK) for proof. :)xoxo,-tonskie
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