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Portable Bitch: Utter Bitching
2007-12-27 14:55:00
The post before this is nothing but a trainwreck, and I do apologize if they weren't hot enough. Anyway, found these hotties and would like to know if they are hot or so not.Enjoy bitches!xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: How do we say this delicately?
2007-12-27 13:33:00
I logged into my multiply account today and started boy hunting. I found these interesting shots. I dunno, I might have brain damage why I posted these here, I mean, did I lost the crown of being the hunter of hot guys? You decide, hot or not.Friendster is losing it's ground, I dunno but Multiply kinda suck. Lemme try Myspace!xoxo,-tonskie(screw me, they aren't hot!)
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Portable Bitch: What a BUMMER!
2007-12-23 01:08:00
I spent like almost 2 hours looking for hotties and all I got was this. What a BUMMER! I don't know if Friendster is having a shortage of cute hot guys. My gosh! Anyway, rant your way in. What do you think? Hott or So Nott?xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Early New Year's Resolution
2007-12-21 14:46:00
By January of 2008, I'm setting a whole new standard of living. I'm starting it with the way I eat. Watch this video from PETA and let us see if you still need few more reasons why it's time for us to go VEGAN.Watch more videos at PETA.orgI hope we learn to appreciate life.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Top Ten Christmas Wishlist
2007-12-21 13:25:00
10. PC with Broadband Connection-let's face it, it's known to you all that I only use pc's being rented over internet cafés, bummer.9. Digital Camera-cam whoring purposes and perhaps, to continue giving out fan signs.8. Britney Spears "Blackout" Album.-i'm tired of digital downloads and cds getting burned.7. Clinique "Happy" for Men-this is a bit ancient, I love teh smell.6. iPod Nano (Black Edition)-i'm envious of people having this type of gadget, and I am musically inclined.5. Nokia 6630 Cam Phone-here's the deal, I'm not much into high end phones, this is pretty manageable.4. Louis Vuitton Speedy Large Automatic Chronograph-there's nothing more like a good watch and it's quite expensive.3. Skinny Jeans-i'll have one in 2008, hopefully.2. More Fan Signs from Readers.-this needs no explanation, I love getting love from you guys.1. Hunkylicious 19 year old boyfriend Nah... I'm happy with being single!xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: A Gift from SimplyManila!
2007-12-20 13:06:00
My very good friend Reyville of SimplyManila gave me this. This is going to be in my heart along with those who has given me their love.Thank you so much!Very much appreciated.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Proud to be Filipino!
2007-12-20 12:17:00
This made me cry. It reminded me that being a Filipino is a big achievement. 15 year old (or was she 14?) Charice Pempengco was the guest of Ellen Degeneres at her talk show. She was amazing and all I could say is wow.Proud to be Filipino!xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: The Chronicle of Hotness
2007-12-19 07:39:00
Oh my, I am ancient! Gee, I've been roaming the Internet for quite a while now. Anyway, this is RR. He has Friendster and MySpace accounts and well, rate him. Hott or So Nott. Enjoy! xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Just when you thought it was over...
2007-12-19 07:30:00
This is Zuher Bautista. I found him over MySpace this time. I am not that dumb not to fall for this hottie. Anyway, enjoy the view. I know it will cause too much distractions. xoxo,-tonskie p.s.another hot guy coming up.
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Portable Bitch: Jester De Veyra
2007-12-18 07:19:00
He is Jester De Veyra. I found him over "the usual" friendster hunting mode. I had featured him on the post "Boy Hunting" and boy, was I glad to browse through his photos and found these.Jester, if you see this, I'm doing you a favor for further marketability. It's like a free ad for you to be known online, and perhaps, I would like to say that you are uber hott! (CLICK) for his friendster account.
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Portable Bitch: Sick
2007-12-17 08:32:00
Now here's what I call a fetid moment of truth for me to give a shit to someone that doesn't really deserve my attention. My ex/psychopathic stalker texted me one fine evening and the thing is, as much as I want to be sad, I was really laughing my ass off. Take a look at what he just said.Sherwin (a.k.a. The Ex): Ton, I was really contemplating on things and I was really happy that you and me have started communicating once again and all along I thought I can reclaim myself to be your lover, but I am wrong. Your new attitude frustrates me, I so want the old Ton back and I am afraid it's not gonna happen. So for me to go on with my life, I want to cut my connection with you totally and hopefully you will also put an end to our relationship as friends. I don't want to hear anything from you anymore, and I hope you respect my decision. It's been a good time, but I am very much comfortable to not hear from you. Please kindly delete my number, for I will also be deleting yours. Than...
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Portable Bitch: Official Piece of Me Video by Britney Spears
2007-12-17 06:53:00
The long wait is over. Britney Spears ' Official Piece of Me Video is here and it's a shocker!I love the thing where she shows the Paparazzo "the finger" and boy, all I could do is drool over it! I love Britney! It's time! Britney fans unite!xoxo,-tonskie
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Demise
2007-12-14 14:54:00
I was so frustrated with my Yahoo! email service. Considering my Mybloglog account was merged with it, my fucking "ID" was hacked and as I tried opening it, it won't open, gruesome huh! I tried their own password recovery but to my demise, they already changed the format of recovering my stupid ID using a credit card data which I don't have or even used some. What a day full of bullshit this is. I have all the info of like my life in that email and it would never fucking open. I so want to work on my witchcraft prowess to punish whoever bastard did it. I'm so fucking pissed!(i want to slit my throat and just breathe this time!)-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Boy Hunting
2007-12-13 07:46:00
These made my day. I was gone for some time and apologize for the delay of giving you a post like this, I've hyperacidity and I guess this is due to starving for like too long.And by the way, these are random pictures from Friendster. Enough of the bashing, lolz, I won't post any pictures of uhm.. you know, not so yummylicious dudes, forgive me, I just had a bad day.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Another Yummilicious Stupid Dude!
2007-12-13 06:53:00
Guy In The Picture: I'm Hot!Portable Bitch : No your not!Sometimes I wish I could bang my head off the Great Wall of China and see if this guy's really trying too hard to put up a good picture by doing such pose. I need to stop this whole ordeal of bashing people, but this is way too hilarious. :)xoxo,-tonskiep.s. cute guys coming up. :)
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Portable Bitch: Another Yummilicious Dude!
2007-12-09 02:26:00
the name's PM and I found him on friendster. :)(CLICK) for proof. :)xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Gee... I never thought...
2007-12-09 01:52:00
this is not a joke.. :P thanks to The Social Critic, I was included.. :)xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Jerico Villamonte is sooo hott!
2007-12-06 13:54:00
Now, his name's Jerico Villamonte and I found him on friendster. He's hot. Need I say more?Anyway, the following are random images from his friendster account. Feel free to f*cking rant!my vajayjay is wettt!yay~!xoxo,-tonskie
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Holiday Rush: Scarlet's Gift!
2007-12-04 07:10:00
When it rains, it pours. Need I explain this more, aside from receiving this from one of my hot/delicious/uber sexy/naughty/ass kicking closest friends here online, he's definitely making my pipi wet. I will definitely treasure this for the rest of my life Scarlet. I love you as hell! Mwah3x! Love yah bitch! xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: The Ferdy Escapades
2007-12-02 03:46:00
The good thing about Friendster is that you can catch a lot of hot guys on the corner. This definitely made my pipi wet with desire. Gee, my testosterone leak has been pampered.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Mood Swings
2007-12-02 02:52:00
See, here's the thing when I'm upset. I become really really furious with others and make fun of their stupidity. Take this one for example.Nothing is wrong with this person, I don't know but the mere fact that I had a rush of testosterone leak, I had to put up a laugh to what he really is. I wanted you all to know that this is just a random thing with my mood swings.Below the picture is his 'About Me' section in friendster. You will be horrified and would definitely laugh you asses off. Forgive me if you find this deeply inappropriate for someone like me to discriminate a fellow gay guy, please don't get upset, this is just to remind us all that we are created in variety, only this time an individual was created in a form of mediocre. So peace out!::::IM JAKE TADENA RAYA::::20 YRS.OF AGE.::::BORN ON 12TH OF JANUARY,1987::::A CAPRICORNIAN::::IM 5'9....::::A SIMPLE TYPE OF A PERSON W/A SIMPLE DREAM IN LIFE...::::IM ALWAYS ON THE GO BUT DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO START...::::LOVES ...
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Portable Bitch: Shortest Post Ever
2007-12-02 02:34:00
I am sad. (melancholic sigh)xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: BooHoo! Britney's Promo Video is Fake... Fuck Yeah!
2007-11-29 08:19:00
You be the f*cking judge. Fake or True. This is the [allegedly] promotional video of Britney Spears' next single Piece of Me. News says that Britney's dancers were disappointed of her tardiness. Britney's Blackout Album isn't selling very well, hope "this" song could catapult to better album sales.Boohoo! Yes, this is the official promotional video of BritBrit's new single Piece of Me which feature the country Philippines in it's lyrics, okay, no need to scream your lungs out, or pop your eyeballs out, it is simply it.Yes, again, I'm sorry, it's fake.. my bad people.Thanks to flinch.. :)Anyway, BS finally let her fans do their own thing. They are given a chance to do a video shoot with their own version of the said current single through a contest sponsored by Jive Records, a.k.a. the ever supportive record label of Miss American Dream and through MTV. This will make your pipies wet. Mind you mine started a long long time ago.xoxo,-tonskie
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Holiday Rush: Thadie's Present
2007-11-29 07:16:00
and then Thadie gave me a present. I love you much!!! Mwah!
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Tagged By The Social Critic Critique
2007-11-29 06:44:00
Here's the thing.. I was tagged by the social critique.. (i meant to say critic but it's so out of proportion...) and i was like so surprised that I was on his number one list.. lols.. (well i guess it's in random order..)Now here's the great part, you might want to put your eyes on the details on how this works..Procedures:1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.2. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (see below).3. Pick your month of birth.4. Highlight the traits that apply to you.5. Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving acomment for them.6. Let the person who tagged you know when you?ve done it!I was born on March 06, 1985, that makes me 22 years old.The traits that I have we're kinda true, it made my pipi wet.Attractive personality. [Well, that explains..]Sexy. [No comment..]Affectionate. [To my pets..]Shy and reserved. [True, I don't want someone staring at me..]Secretive. [I don't blab around, I've my...
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Holiday Notes: Fan signs from Portable Bitch
2007-11-26 06:34:00
The Holiday s are coming and all it took for me to give these simple thoughts were a pen and paper and of course my heart. I love you guys!! FYI, I'll be giving out more fan signs to other people here... all you have to do is message me at my chatbox.JoshCarlFlinchThadieTactologyLasT resEstrellas Simply ManilaMike a.k.a. ENGZScarlet MirageBombero KingChase Ruffxoxo,-tonskiea.k.a.The Portable Bitcha.k.a.An Antisocialite Trapped In A Sick Socialite's World
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Portable Bitch's Online Crush
2007-11-25 01:49:00
I've had enough of this feeling already, all I could think is him. If I knew that he's just in Cebu when the time I was also there working my ass off, I could've asked him out. He's such an uber cutie! (of course in my opinion) He commented on my page, but we never really talk. I was busy finding myself and I guess he's busy with work. Oh well, he's my crush, and he goes by the name of Archangel.The ff. information could be found at his friendster page.http://profiles.friendster.com/table turnerxARCHANGELx Stats:5'7 in height, 125 lbs Top 20 Facts About Me1. I love to sleep during the afternoon2. I play tennis3. Im a fan of Maria Sharapova4. I don't eat seaweeds and green peas5. I love wearing stripes polo shirt and t-shirts6. I love sneakers7. I cant live a day without a prepaid load8. I hate spaghetti but I love carbonara9. I hate pizzas with pineapple10. I love green and violet/purple11. I hate listening to 80' and 70's song12. I love cats13. I love Absolut Vodka14. I lo...
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This These Made My Pipi Wet!
2007-11-24 10:49:00
SaschaLocation: Stuttgart, DEAge: 26Height: 5'8" (172 cm)Weight: 125 lbs (57 kg)Hair Color: Light BlondeEye Color: Blue ALEX JOHNLocation: Washington, DCAge: 23Height: 5'10" (177 cm)Weight: 145 lbs (66 kg)Hair Color: Light BrownEye Color: Hazel David VaunLocation: Brussels, BelgiumAge: 18Height: 5'11" (180 cm)Weight: 150 lbs (68 kg)Hair Color: Dark BlondeEye Color: Blue xoxo,-tonskie
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