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Portable Bitch: Gee... I never thought...
2007-12-09 01:52:00
this is not a joke.. :P thanks to The Social Critic, I was included.. :)xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Jerico Villamonte is sooo hott!
2007-12-06 13:54:00
Now, his name's Jerico Villamonte and I found him on friendster. He's hot. Need I say more?Anyway, the following are random images from his friendster account. Feel free to f*cking rant!my vajayjay is wettt!yay~!xoxo,-tonskie
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Holiday Rush: Scarlet's Gift!
2007-12-04 07:10:00
When it rains, it pours. Need I explain this more, aside from receiving this from one of my hot/delicious/uber sexy/naughty/ass kicking closest friends here online, he's definitely making my pipi wet. I will definitely treasure this for the rest of my life Scarlet. I love you as hell! Mwah3x! Love yah bitch! xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: The Ferdy Escapades
2007-12-02 03:46:00
The good thing about Friendster is that you can catch a lot of hot guys on the corner. This definitely made my pipi wet with desire. Gee, my testosterone leak has been pampered.xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: Mood Swings
2007-12-02 02:52:00
See, here's the thing when I'm upset. I become really really furious with others and make fun of their stupidity. Take this one for example.Nothing is wrong with this person, I don't know but the mere fact that I had a rush of testosterone leak, I had to put up a laugh to what he really is. I wanted you all to know that this is just a random thing with my mood swings.Below the picture is his 'About Me' section in friendster. You will be horrified and would definitely laugh you asses off. Forgive me if you find this deeply inappropriate for someone like me to discriminate a fellow gay guy, please don't get upset, this is just to remind us all that we are created in variety, only this time an individual was created in a form of mediocre. So peace out!::::IM JAKE TADENA RAYA::::20 YRS.OF AGE.::::BORN ON 12TH OF JANUARY,1987::::A CAPRICORNIAN::::IM 5'9....::::A SIMPLE TYPE OF A PERSON W/A SIMPLE DREAM IN LIFE...::::IM ALWAYS ON THE GO BUT DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO START...::::LOVES ...
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Portable Bitch: Shortest Post Ever
2007-12-02 02:34:00
I am sad. (melancholic sigh)xoxo,-tonskie
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Portable Bitch: BooHoo! Britney's Promo Video is Fake... Fuck Yeah!
2007-11-29 08:19:00
You be the f*cking judge. Fake or True. This is the [allegedly] promotional video of Britney Spears' next single Piece of Me. News says that Britney's dancers were disappointed of her tardiness. Britney's Blackout Album isn't selling very well, hope "this" song could catapult to better album sales.Boohoo! Yes, this is the official promotional video of BritBrit's new single Piece of Me which feature the country Philippines in it's lyrics, okay, no need to scream your lungs out, or pop your eyeballs out, it is simply it.Yes, again, I'm sorry, it's fake.. my bad people.Thanks to flinch.. :)Anyway, BS finally let her fans do their own thing. They are given a chance to do a video shoot with their own version of the said current single through a contest sponsored by Jive Records, a.k.a. the ever supportive record label of Miss American Dream and through MTV. This will make your pipies wet. Mind you mine started a long long time ago.xoxo,-tonskie
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Holiday Rush: Thadie's Present
2007-11-29 07:16:00
and then Thadie gave me a present. I love you much!!! Mwah!
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Tagged By The Social Critic Critique
2007-11-29 06:44:00
Here's the thing.. I was tagged by the social critique.. (i meant to say critic but it's so out of proportion...) and i was like so surprised that I was on his number one list.. lols.. (well i guess it's in random order..)Now here's the great part, you might want to put your eyes on the details on how this works..Procedures:1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.2. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (see below).3. Pick your month of birth.4. Highlight the traits that apply to you.5. Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving acomment for them.6. Let the person who tagged you know when you?ve done it!I was born on March 06, 1985, that makes me 22 years old.The traits that I have we're kinda true, it made my pipi wet.Attractive personality. [Well, that explains..]Sexy. [No comment..]Affectionate. [To my pets..]Shy and reserved. [True, I don't want someone staring at me..]Secretive. [I don't blab around, I've my...
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Holiday Notes: Fan signs from Portable Bitch
2007-11-26 06:34:00
The Holiday s are coming and all it took for me to give these simple thoughts were a pen and paper and of course my heart. I love you guys!! FYI, I'll be giving out more fan signs to other people here... all you have to do is message me at my chatbox.JoshCarlFlinchThadieTactologyLasT resEstrellas Simply ManilaMike a.k.a. ENGZScarlet MirageBombero KingChase Ruffxoxo,-tonskiea.k.a.The Portable Bitcha.k.a.An Antisocialite Trapped In A Sick Socialite's World
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Portable Bitch's Online Crush
2007-11-25 01:49:00
I've had enough of this feeling already, all I could think is him. If I knew that he's just in Cebu when the time I was also there working my ass off, I could've asked him out. He's such an uber cutie! (of course in my opinion) He commented on my page, but we never really talk. I was busy finding myself and I guess he's busy with work. Oh well, he's my crush, and he goes by the name of Archangel.The ff. information could be found at his friendster page.http://profiles.friendster.com/table turnerxARCHANGELx Stats:5'7 in height, 125 lbs Top 20 Facts About Me1. I love to sleep during the afternoon2. I play tennis3. Im a fan of Maria Sharapova4. I don't eat seaweeds and green peas5. I love wearing stripes polo shirt and t-shirts6. I love sneakers7. I cant live a day without a prepaid load8. I hate spaghetti but I love carbonara9. I hate pizzas with pineapple10. I love green and violet/purple11. I hate listening to 80' and 70's song12. I love cats13. I love Absolut Vodka14. I lo...
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This These Made My Pipi Wet!
2007-11-24 10:49:00
SaschaLocation: Stuttgart, DEAge: 26Height: 5'8" (172 cm)Weight: 125 lbs (57 kg)Hair Color: Light BlondeEye Color: Blue ALEX JOHNLocation: Washington, DCAge: 23Height: 5'10" (177 cm)Weight: 145 lbs (66 kg)Hair Color: Light BrownEye Color: Hazel David VaunLocation: Brussels, BelgiumAge: 18Height: 5'11" (180 cm)Weight: 150 lbs (68 kg)Hair Color: Dark BlondeEye Color: Blue xoxo,-tonskie
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