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Freaky
2008-10-26 01:26:00
The frailty of his physique makes me cry.I wish I too, had such body.Anorexia rules.Peace.xoxo,tonskie
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MANIGAS KA BITCH!
2008-10-25 10:48:00
Isadora: Good Morning!Gen. Mgr: Good Morning Mrs. CastillejosIsadora: I'm here to encash the check.Gen. Mgr: Okay... (sigh) ayy, hindi niyo pwedeng i-encash 'to eh.Isadora: Anong ibig niyong sabihin?Gen. Mgr: (sigh) Kakatawag lang po ni Ms. Scarlet dela Rhea, pinapa-block po niya ang tseke niyo.Isadora: Ano?! Imposible yun, hindi niya kayang gawin yun!Gen. Mgr: Actually, ginawa na po niya. May pinapasabi po sa inyo. Sandali lang ho. Pinapasabi niya po na "MANIGAS KA BITCH!"Sa bahay ni Scarlet...Isadora: Traydor ka! Walang kwentang reward money mo! At anong ibig sabihin ng message mo ha? Ikaw ang manigas, mandaraya ka!Scarlet: Ahh talaga? Dinaya kita because you don't deserve that reward, you deserve to go to jail.Isadora: Ano ngayon ang ibig mong sabihin? Isusumbong mo 'ko? Sige Scarlet, subukan mo, pero sisiguraduhin kong kasama kita sa kulungan!Scarlet: Talaga? Okay lang sakin. Alam mo ba na "EVERY INMATE HAS A BITCH, THEN, YOU'LL BE MINE!"Isadora: Hindi pa tayo tapos, tandaa...
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How Do I Say This Delicately?
2008-10-25 10:22:00
Extraordinary Slutan autobiography by Winston F."Sometimes, we run so fast and we didn't notice that were already running down a hill."This is a story about a gay guy that constantly gets his heart broken.A lot has been going on with his life and no one can ever fathom the pain he's been carrying.Not until he felt that accepting and understanding the things that involve his constantly broken heart and shattered dreams could ever mean everlasting happiness.This is the story of my life.This is me.-------------------------------------- ------------Ayun, gusto ko ng ganito ang cover at tsaka linya sa soon to be launched autobiography ko.'Di ko pa nasisimulan eh, siguro kapag 50 years old na ako.Asa kayo. Hehehe.Anyway, single na ako ulet. That's why I went hiatus muna for a while."Ei, A---, I hope you read this. You're not worthy of my sacrifices. Manigas ka bitch!"xoxo,tonskie

Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone
2008-10-13 10:51:00
Public Display of Affection.Marc Jacobs with husband(?) Lorenzo MartoneBryanboy, tell me whatchathink?Gorgeous?Image Via Towerloadxoxo,-tonskie

Best Model Fall
2008-10-13 10:32:00
Who says a model can't fall. Miss J. Alexander isdatchu? No way can a model not fall, he/she should fall. Just like the video below. I was amazed with the thought that a model can have an unflattering moment (not until I discovered it over ANTM, I would've thought that models always lived a beautiful life). I always thought that models don't fall. I was dumbfounded.This is the reason why.See how devastating it is when it comes to fashion runways? So before you think that models live a perfect life, please do check the video again.Video Via Youtubexoxo,-tonskie
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The Untitled Post for an Untitled Mind
2008-10-13 06:02:00
MY THOUGHTSI suddenly felt the urge to put a rest to reality today. I've been daydreaming from the moment I got up, hoping that the depression that is eating me could slowly be gone, and like I don't know how I'd cope with that. I went online, to have a relief from the usual stressful situations like not having a job, and being away from my boyfriend. It's typically shallow but I do get stressed with these kind of stuff. I am aware though that I need to literally move just to get my game ahead.Though, my optimism failed me, I still have that little spark of hope that is left inside. I have had my share of losing, may it be opportunity to love or an opportunity to have a decent standard of living. What's best though, is the experience that I treasure when these things happen. It's my way of learning how I'd be better next time. I don't know when, I don't know how.***THE ISSUE WITH BOYSDo I like boys? Of course I do like boys, I like looking at boys, I love watching boys espe...
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Spread the Word: That's So Gay!
2008-10-13 04:58:00
I was quite dumbfounded when I saw a video from ToxicDiscoBoy. I have never realized that saying "That's so gay!" is quite awful. I am gay and the thing is, I never minded such thing.Well, here's the deal, if you say something is gay when you mean it's bad, is nothing but an outward insult. It makes me wanna choke myself actually when I know I had an intense liking towards Katy Perry's "Ur So Gay" song. I felt sad in such way.Anyway, I got this from Chris Crocker.Video Via Youtubexoxo,-tonskie
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On The Spot: Mario Maurer
2008-10-13 04:08:00
He's cute, and I must admit, he's pretty "gay-ish" according to my gaydar.He's Mario Maurer. A thai male model and one of the lead actor of The Love of Siam.Pretty hot eh?Image Via Googlexoxo,-tonskie
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The Love of Siam
2008-10-13 03:53:00
The Love of SiamA multi-layered family drama from Thailand.The controversial element of the story is a gay romance between two teenage boys.Below is the theatrical trailer.Enjoy.Image Via GoogleVideo Via Youtubexoxo-tonskie

Bangkok Love Story
2008-10-13 03:28:00
Sometimes, I wish I had this kind of love story.Saw a part of it on youtube, and I need to see more of it.The movie is titled "Bangkok Love Story ".Below is the theatrical trailer.Enjoy!Image Via GoogleVideo Via Youtubexoxo,-tonskie
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Some Random Guy
2008-10-13 02:46:00
He's JuneOrange. Found him over Friendster. Damn Hot!Cute eh? He's straight. (Saw Eric on his top friends, and it just confirms he's not... uhm you know) I'm not sure. But he's gorgeous.That smile could melt an iceberg.Image Via Friendster Tonskie
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Hidden Fantasy
2008-10-13 02:27:00
Check out the brand new promotional for Britney Spears? upcoming fragrance Hidden Fantasy .It is a collaborative effort with Elizabeth Arden's line of perfumes and deemed as a "cherry-themed" spinoff of her original scent Fantasy.It is set to be released December of this year, along with her 6th studio album "Circus" Tonskie

Britney Spears' Womanizer
2008-10-12 01:40:00
This is the director's cut of Britney 's new video "Womanizer"......and if you look closely, you might see an old friend from Toxic, and yeah the fat dude in the airplane. Hah! Britney's back bitches! Tonskie
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The Old Me Has Landed
2008-10-09 07:59:00
Do update me on your lists. The "original" bitch is back.http://tatu19ph.blogspot.com Kiss the Bitch

Britney Spears is Fucking Back!
2008-10-08 07:24:00
-drool-no, seriously, droooool! Kiss the Bitch
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Another ANTM Firsts
2008-10-03 03:42:00
ISIS KINGDeemed the first "Transgendered" contestant of the worldwide phenomenon, America's Next Top Model (11th Cycle) which is created by the Oprah protegé, Tyra Banks.Any thoughts on why they chose her?So sad she got eliminated at the September 24th episode titled Fierce Eyes along with Hanna White who was also eliminated outside of judging panel.According to WikipediaThis cycle included a first for the series - having a transgender contestant named Isis King participate and qualify for the final fourteen. The inclusion has been noted as an "unprecedented opportunity" by Neil Giuliano, president of GLAAD, a national LGBT media advocacy group.Thoughts anyone? Kiss the Bitch

Find Me
2008-07-17 15:14:00
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Click Click Click
2008-05-01 10:07:00
You Might Want To Catch Me HEREor HEREor maybe HEREoh well...CLICK CLICK CLICK HERE!
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Sayonara
2008-03-23 02:17:00
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.~Robert SoutheySome good things don't last forever. Sa lahat ng mga taong nasiyahan sa presence ko dito sa blogosphere, thank you so much. You've been there for the past months that I needed friendship and understanding. However, my depression has taken its toll on me.Ginawa ko na lahat ng magagawa ko to provide relief, I even did what Quentin Xavier told me to do, the thing with Moodgym, pero it's still haunting me, and my sanity is hanging by a thread, yeah right, let me borrow that line from a song, not that I am incomplete without love in my life, I may not have someone in my arms to cuddle with, but I surely have my friends and family to support me, all along, I couldn't understand why is it I am still feeling gloomy and all.I have managed to keep away from the virtual world and it seems like I'm liking it much. I have deleted my friendster account, ...
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Yada... yada... yada...
2008-03-22 08:18:00
This is pretty lame. I mean, this is really killing me.See, I don't know what happened after the whole Holy Week madness, I bet some of you have had your time of reflections and everything, but why is it that I am feeling like dull. I missed few of the bloggers here, especialliy Scarlet. Scarlet where the hell are you! Gee, chill out and have a break from life's cruelty, my God, 96 hours of nonstop work, what the... anyway sweetie, take a break, it's bad for your health.Oh gosh, I can't take it, this is embarrassing. I couldn't think of any topic, and what the hell, I might check out Brian's blog for update of the socialite coke whores, this is totally boring.Until then...xoxo,-tonskie
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When Socialites Crack
2008-03-16 03:20:00
"Two heads are better than one"What the f*ck! These two should be damned in all hell's eternity. Guess who's the coke bitch? Both of them! They give much disgrace to the Filipino people who worked too hard to earn a living and a name and all they do is smash it like that. I wish Brian Gorell all the happy things in life, may justice be served to him, and I mean quick!Delfin Montano is such a stupid social climber, and I'm sorry Rent if crossing out a social climber in your blog and replacing it as a socialite is such an understatement [no offense..]. He's not even known in the entire universe for God's sake. As a Filipino, I wish him dead, exiled, murdered, whatever, and Celine Lopez, you give Filipino women a bad name, I hope you get gangbanged by street losers who some of you socialites label as the ones below your level. I am angry. It's time to crack these stupid socialites who at no cost, party all night, drinking shit and using coke! God, finally, the socialite's world ...
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It Ain't Easy
2008-03-16 01:12:00
I'm torn between loving her, and watching the animal that died for her fur coat.Please stop using fur! It hurts so much for animals to suffer the consequence just by someone's fascination with a freakin' fur coat. Fur is dead! Go Vegan! I dare you!Until then...xoxo,-tonskie
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The Essence of Writing
2008-03-15 10:40:00
The blogosphere is immense and conceivably muddled yet a prospective place for writers to bust a big scoop of splendor and distinction. I repeatedly ask myself what?s the point of writing? I was in college back in the days when I view writing as an outlet from stress and other form of melancholy. When I joined the school publication, I view it as a vent to inform others and as a form of activism to the subjugated majority of the students.So, what is writing really? What is the effective way of writing? The precise meaning would be of one?s inner thoughts being put into words and it is the expression of one?s ingenuity. Effective writing as we declare, marks a prototype of occurrences which is believable to the person who reads it, labeling it as plainly remarkable, may it be of fiction or true events. The words give never-ending scenarios that would tempt readers in a pretense of what happened, what is happening, and what will happen, making it stimulating and pleasurable.Blogging o...
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Haters Galore
2008-03-14 14:29:00
"Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn."For the past few days, I?ve had the occasional bashing and throwing spiteful yet pragmatic annotations over the phone. I?ve had it with haters saying I am too good to be true. See, I have the flair for editing my pictures, and to some point it would [I guess...] look refined and magazine-worthy. I have no problems with that, because I don?t exactly say that I look great with every picture I revise. Every so often I ask myself if it would cause me some snag, and to my surprise, it did stir a bit of storm amongst those who are obnoxious.The thing was, I was frequently communicating with some people through short message system, and it?s my way of preclusion from drowning in depression. I started to startle a bit when this particular person blurted out a message that touched my ego with jagged claws of steel. ?I already talked to N, this is really funny? he said you are known to many as Mr. Edited.? The exa...
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Britney Spears - Break The Ice
2008-03-14 13:24:00
This just in. This is Britney's animated, (yes, animated!) music video of Break the Ice. It's so chic, and it's so cool. Eventhough this is quite unrealistic for Brit, it's okay for now. Any thoughts? Comment up!Love yah bitches.xoxo,-tonskie
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Guess What???
2008-03-10 15:00:00
This may come as a precaution, but...I am so fucking BACK!I went on a massive soul-searching and I finally found relief.This skin is temporary. As you can see, I messed up the widgets of my blog due to extensive blog skin addiction. I even deleted my blogroll, and some stuff. Give me enough time and I'll get it right.I'll put my shout-out post for those people who gave their warm greetings the time I turned 23 last March 6. And to some haters out there, suck my effin' cockadoodledoo! I'll fuckin' get back on you!And for the mean time, enjoy my comeback song from BS entitled Break the Ice.xoxo,tonskie
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I love you. Goodbye.
2008-02-28 13:48:00
March 06, 1985Let me start off by saying Happy Birthday to me.I'll be on my 23rd year as a human in this semi-charmed life.It's pretty sad though that there are a bit of frustrations in my life as of the moment.Jobless, loveless, and perhaps, the feeling of emptiness. I am glad that I still continue being Vegan. Life has been tough for the past few days when, sad to say, my depression is again, actively ruining everything that is in me.I just wish that it will be over soon.That is why I am bidding goodbye for now. I won't shut down my blog, I just have to put it on hiatus, and pretend for a while that I don't exist. See, I've been battling my depression for some time now, and I always find myself in a failing situation. I don't see optimism as a relief. For I view it as a façade for something gruesome.I'll be back soon, and I will be better. Pray for me b*tches. ?I'll face my life with the ff.:Gossip Girl (check)Lucky Me Pancit Canton Extra Hot Flavor (check)Vegetables (chec...
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Kandi Boys
2008-02-24 03:25:00
Found these over MULTIPLYFeel free to rant.SO HOTTSO NOTTYou Decide.xoxo,gossip girlahh, este, tonskie pala.... hihih
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Paula Abdul Official Music Video - Dance Like There's No Tomorrow
2008-02-21 14:52:00
Paula Abdul Official Music Video for Dance Like There's No TomorrowHer voice is a hybrid of Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, that's what I thought upon seeing the video. I mean, she's too old for this. A comeback's really not a good idea. I'm so not fond of her move, but it's showbiz. Snap! Simon Cowell should comment.xoxo,-tonskie
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Jack Black Screwed
2008-02-21 14:15:00
JACK BLACK'S NEW MOVIE 'BE KIND REWIND'now... eight years ago...THE AMANDA SHOW AT NICKELODEONTHAT'S WHAT YOU CALL ______________.Thoughts? Hit the comment area..xoxo,-tonskie
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