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First Day on the Job
2008-01-29 16:27:00
Started my new job today, and needless to say am shit tired. The boss has decided that to fully comprehend what his company is about, I would need to spend every day of this week experiencing work in a different department...which has absolutely nothing to do with the actual position he had hired me for.Before I could even begin to complain, I was shoved within a midst of four to five men. They were obviously quite happy to accept me and made constant jokes about being the first department to have the 'pretty girl'. I had begun to roll my eyes when I realized, damn - they are all fucking hot!And I was indeed the only girl there!So the rest of the day was spent flirting and trying to show as much flesh as I could muster through the split of my skirt, whilst I day-dreamed about the buff Hungarian body-builder type pushing me onto the desk while the cute Irish boy with the accent unbuttoned my blouse as the fit blonde surfie tore off my panties. Sure, I have great admiration for powe...

I Wanna Fuck Myself
2008-01-28 05:50:00
As much as I love G. G. Allin and his timeless masterpiece of the same name, this post is about something entirely different.Met with an old friend for coffee, she has the same dilemma as me of having her preferred lover on the other side of the country. Luckily for her though, they are at least still together.Actually I don't know whether that is a good thing or not, considering she just spent an entire hour outlining to me her faultless and guiltless plan of cheating on him whilst he is away. Her justification? He is the one who is financially secure and can afford to move here, and he chooses not to, therefore she can fool around and he can't. Kind of like a consolation, eh.And she gasped as I told her of my new year's resolution. That's right, it has now been weeks without any cock for me. Yay. She asked:"Don't you feel un-sexy?"Damn she made a good point. I've been feeling like I was in a rut, but had no idea what was creating this. I needed to feel sexy again, which is d...
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East German Patrotism
2008-01-26 16:02:00
You might be wondering what I'm doing to celebrate this glorious Australia day. Barbecues? No. Sunbathing and beaches? No. Downing a sixpack whilst dressed in nothing but an Australian flag? No. As much as I would love to be participating in these highly liberating activities, instead, I am watching a film (musical) about an East German transvestite-turned glam rocker. It doesn't get any better than that. You rock Hedwig!If you have not seen the movie, rent it out now! John Cameron Mitchell is like Iggy Pop and Courtney Love's illegitimate love child - but SEXY...I love how every line is fucking hilarious, and how the songs range from Phil Collins to Europe to the Sex Pistols. And god damn I love the 'Wig in the Box' sing-a-long!I think I'll listen to the above mentioned song until I fall asleep, instead of 'One Reporters Opinion' by the Minutemen. Aww don't hate me Mr. D. Boon!

Think Sexy Thoughts...Think Sexy Thoughts
2008-01-25 12:55:00
Maybe it's the heat that is making me delirious, but I found myself laying in bed thinking about the Boy today.Well, he's not officially 'the Boy', and hasn't been for over half a year. But what else can you do when you are separated indefinitely and confined to opposite sides of the country. I do love him.Before you smile and gush at the sweetness, my thoughts began to turn less-than-lovely.Thinking about lowering myself onto his hard cock...slowly trying in vain to fit the whole damn thing in, my hands started to creep down past my belly button towards my already-moist lips. But then all of a sudden I thought of the time we stayed at his aunty's house, where I walked in the door and fell head over heels for his cousin.Don't get me wrong, the Boy is the cutest thing since kitty-kats and puppy-dogs, but the cousin is HOT. Smokin' hot. I couldn't believe it. I remember spending the entire week there fantasizing about waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom...
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Farewell Beloved
2008-01-23 13:12:00
Bye bye Heath.Not content with taking Steve Irwin and Peter Brock away from us in 2007, it seems Death has nabbed another infamous Australian.Although I've always been slightly cynical towards his credibility due to his effortless good looks (I mean, wasn't there claims that he would be 'the next Mel Gibson'?), I have thoroughly enjoyed his movies. 10 Things I Hate About You, Brokeback Mountain, I'm Not There.And it seems especially creepy when his parents' have issued an announcement two suburbs away from where I live. Cards, flowers and other condolences have already started to roll in there.With Heath's sad passing, who have we left in male Australian acting elite: Geoffrey Rush, Eric Bana, Hugh Jackman, John Travolta, and god forbid, Russell Crowe. Oh the lack of youth. Oh death, why have you robbed us of such a talent in his prime...R.I.P. Mr. Ledger.
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The Joys of Monogamy
2008-01-22 11:18:00
Moral questions:Is it okay to send nude pictures of yourself to a previous fuck-buddy if he requests them, but is no longer single?I mean, I used to send him so much stuff, he's practically got a subscription to my pussy.Is it okay to allow the aforementioned friend to stick his fingers down your throat in a failed attempt at teaching the art of deep-throating, when he is no longer single?Don't get me wrong, he is 100% faithful to his beloved, but this is the guy who is full of thought-provoking comments:Ex-fuck buddy: Only if society didn't say that we have to stick to one partner, life would be better.Me: What are you complaining about, at least you still get sex!E.F.B.: Hello!!! What guy only wants to fuck one girl?Me: I hate the fact that you are right...E.F.B.: Probably why girls get so clingy - they know guys want to spray their sperm everywhere.Me: So what you are trying to say is that life is worse for you because you can only fuck one person, as opposed to me not being a...

40 Degrees of Separation
2008-01-21 10:00:00
I hate summer.It is nearing 40 degrees consistently in my part of the world. Damn southern hemisphere. Yet the media creates such a big hype about the season and revels in it. I don't mind being warm...I just prefer to be constantly cool and then make myself warm as opposed to being surrounded by the heat. And they make me feel guilty about not embracing summer...its on par with lamb: if you don't love it, you are un-Australian.My biggest enemy of summer: the sun. Now I don't mind a bit of vitamin D now and again, but I will not oil myself up and wait to be burnt to a crisp. The beach resembles a mass rotisserie, and I want to stick an apple in all the idiotic sunbathers' mouths and watch them turn and BURN.I love being pale.I am very fair-skinned for an Asian, and I like to keep it that way. Unfortunately, snorkelling on days where the burn time is 10 minutes does not help. I had to batter myself in sunscreen just to avoid getting burnt. Unfortunately I now sport the sexiest ...
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Summertime Blues
2008-01-19 15:22:00
You know there is something wrong with your life when:1. It's the weekend and your best friends are not returning your calls;2. It's the weekend and the only people who are calling you are guys;3. All the aforementioned guys are only calling to get in your pants;4. You are very tempted to take up the above offers;5. But your sonofabitch new year's resolution prevents you from doing so;6. Instead - due to damned common sense - you end up home alone on a Saturday night;7. Masturbating;8. You can't get off;9. The only person who can make you cum like a bitch is on the other side of the country; and10. You are writing all of the above on your blog.
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Big Trouble in Little China
2008-01-18 04:42:00
The last post had roused my mind. I love white boys. I really do. I was born in Asia but moved here at such an early age that I never had any different.It is not because I am racist/sexist or both rolled into one. I have many platonic male friends who are Asian and I get along with them brilliantly. But never once have I found them sexually attractive.It is not because I have no choice. If anyone has been to Australia, in particular Perth, you would know of the thriving Asian population which threaten to blanket the society here. Sometimes I feel like the majority. Sometimes I find it hard to escape. If anything, I feel overwhelmed by the incessant 'Asian-ness' that makes itself present when I walk through Northbridge...So what is it?Now that I look back and reflect on my sexual past, my partners, apart from being older white males (such a cliched little Asian girl, aren't I!), have little in common with one another in terms of personality. They have all meant something different...
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Prince Charming
2008-01-17 08:00:00
Online chatting can be a lot more satisying than people give credit. Sometimes. Especially when you have wonderfully charming contacts that end conversations like this:Prince Charming: oh by the way...Me: yes?P.C.: your the nicest and best looking immigrant we've let into this countryP.C.: im glad we didI love white boys.
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Obsession of a Teenage Nation
2008-01-17 04:27:00
Okay, I don't know what the rest of the world is obsessing over at this point in time, but for us Australians it is something bigger than the tennis and the cricket put together: its Corey.Firstly: since when did young female celebrity culture latch itself unto poor unsuspecting wholesome 16-year-old Aussie boys? Bleached blonde hair? Lack of clothing? Nipple rings? Sunglasses Nichole Richie would be proud of? Stop stealing our babies, Paris!(If these are the next generation of males I have to look forward to, then I'm afraid there won't be much bedroom action during my planned mid-thirties toyboy phase. Shame, really.)Secondly: it has been noted that Big Brother has decided to involve himself in the turmoil. No no, Orwellian authorities have not slapped some sense into this effeminate party-planner, rather, its reality television at it again. So the poor boy is too young to appear on the 2008 nightly injection of sleaze, but he has been offered a hosting role instead! God damn, ...
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Advance Romance
2008-01-16 14:41:00
Still reluctant to contribute to the real society after a way too long holiday that only came to its conclusion last Sunday...Phone call from ex of one year today:Ex: Did you come back on Sunday?Me: Have you been stalking me again?Ex: I had a dream on Sunday, I haven't dreamt about you in so long...Me: ...Ex: We were having sex.Me: ...Ex: I just knew you were back - from that dream! I could sense...I could sense it.Me: You can sense my pussy jetsetting back into the state?Speaking of the pussy, it will go on a self-imposed exhile. Its the first time I've made a new year's resolution in my life, and boy...did I pick a place to start. Maybe if I restrained from vaginal penetration enough my virginity will grow back. Failing that, at least my pubes will. I just hope it comes out of its exhile with better reception than Benazir Bhutto.The exception: Klodi.Damned redheads, always gets me wet.
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