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White Party [1]
2007-04-01 18:22:00
Two days ago, it was the Senior Youth's gathering at Adrian's mansion. Yes. Not a house, but a mansion.30 invitation cards were sent out but only about 12 or 10 (Sorry, am not good at Maths) attended the party. The attire we were supposed to wear was white. Probably all white, if you had to refer to the invitation card.. But for me, I chose something casual. Seriously casual. I actually wore my class T-shirt. LOL. I didn't want to wear a white buttoned-up shirt though. So, yea...Ok, everyone of us was supposed to carry-in a dish or two and guess what I thought of ... SUSHI !!!I made Sushi...!!!!Let me just proclaim it again...I MADE SUSHI...!!!!!!!!!!! *Waves both hands in the air madly.At 2pm, I was ready. I was ready for processing Sushi with my own barehands...!Sushi Rice..Check! [Did I overheat it?]Seaweed...Check!Crabmeat...Check! [Look at it, it looks so...soft....tender....fragile...]Wasabi. ..Check!Mayonis...Check!Sushi Maki...Check!Cutting Knife...Check! [Woah! My face is...
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Random
2007-03-30 14:48:00
Angeline's Birthday So, last night I hanged out with Angeline and Huey Yi. Since Tse Wen and Su Li didn't want to come along, we decided to go Jusco. Anyhow, we were planning to go Jusco.Tak Wai, Angeline, Huey Yi, Jon, Christine, and Yvonne. Fine! I admit! I look like a giant baby with that freakum chubby cheeks..! Urghhhh... It was my birthday bash, mind you... Picture taken a year ago. Ok, that's not the point. It's supposed to be Angeline's birthday when clock strikes 12. Huey Yi and I were on a mission to find out what we can get for Angeline since we had a tough time figuring out what to get for her. We brought her around Jusco, however, I end up shopping for myself. Hahahahaha... Jon : Eh, let's go check out F.O.C...HY : Where's F.O.C?Angie : Huh?Jon : Oh shit, I mean F.O.S...*Giggles madlyAngie & HY : =.=It was pretty hilarious. Not very here. Whatever.We went into F.O.S and guess what, THERE'S SALES!!!!!!!!!Omigod omigod! Buy one free another! Like......CRAPPPPPPP!!...
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Terminated
2007-03-30 06:52:00
I've been working as a temporary teacher in Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Puteri for almost three days now and on the third day, which is TODAY, I got fired. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I GOT FIRED BEFORE.Well, I can't blame the Principal for terminating my service. Most probably is because of my blonde hair. Who says people who bleach their hair is not teaching material...! Excuse me? What nonsense is that?Let me see..I realised the girls in this school are really not that bad. As in, attitude. I didn't mean looks! What were you thinking?!!! Heck!Some will talk SO SUPER DUPER KUPER LUPER PUPER soft, you need a stethoscope to hear them. But I love them. Though I gave them a lot of work, but, I won't be there to check their work. Or probably stare at them when they are doing their test. Sigh...Anyhow, the first day I replaced Pn.Ruzihan and taught Mathematics and Additional Mathematics in class 4 Gamma. I couldn't believe my Form 6 Mathematics is already rusted. OMG. The students were a...
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Inhale..............
2007-03-22 14:10:00
Well, I've been resting from blogging for quite some time now. Don't you think? Hahahaha! Let me see....What can I update about myself here....Hmmmm....The most recent is of course...My STPM result.Don't you dare congratulate me. Don't you dare. Don't even tell me it's good enough. All the crap like 'cukup makan lar'. To you I say : PERGI MATI LARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!It was really frustrating and saddening. So, that aside....I've been watching a lot of Bleach episodes and one of the best Taiwan series, Hana Kimi!I CAN DIE FOR THIS DRAMA MAN!!!!!!!! LOL....Do you wanna know what this drama is about? Do you? Do you? Alright man!You may go to this website... http://silentregrets.com/incomplete-twdra mas/hana-kimi.phpBut for the downloads, this webpage is a bit slow. So, I advice you go visit the torrent sites instead.And also, you should never...NEVER...miss this anime..Personally, I think it's better than Naruto. Maybe because, I don't watch Naruto anymore. Hahaha!I got not much to...
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Shoot them down!!
2007-03-06 01:30:00
Do you know that lately there have been people patroling your neighbourhood ? Not to prevent crimes from occuring but they are in search of stinky slimy dirty useless stray dogs.What I heard from my friends is that, they will shoot or catch these stray dogs and send them to the zoo. Ahem...You might think they are adding them into the collection, but well, you can say so too....the food collection.These dead corpse get eaten by lions and tigers and elephants and ant-eaters. Pardon my stupidity.So anyway, anybody has their contact number?Apparently there are 2 more bloody stray bitches that hang around my house every hour or so. It's irritating because they always pick fights with my poor Ruby. They are so damn ugly and well, they must be pretty jealous of my pretty Ruby. *asthma coughOh c'mon, they are in fact affecting my beauty sleeps. They are trying to take away my rest. Urghhhh.... Whenever they are on a mission to bully my Ruby, they will come near my front gate, peek for Ru...
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HP experience
2007-03-02 04:35:02
Ok, I am finally freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Try counting the 'e's'... That was how tied down I felt when I was working in HP.Anyway, I don't have to wake up at 5.30am anymore! This is good news...!I don't have to travel to and fro KL daily.I don't have to get scolding from my supervisor anymore.I don't have to fear getting scoldings from customers any longer.I don't have to key in the record system, siebel from now onwards.I don't have to reply multiple emails every single days.I don't have to feel hungry, cold, lonely, and bored anymore. It's a mixed feeling!I don't have to feel damn concious walking to the toilet several times a day. Cause' the receptionist will be at her place and I guess everytime I head the gents, she will go like : How many billion times this boy want to pee ah?I don't have to feel afraid chatting in MSN anymore.I don't have to sit on that uncomfortable chair any longer cause' I have my cou...
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Happy Birthday, gal !
2007-02-18 16:26:08
I would like to take this opportunity to sing to a very, very, very old friend of mine.Here goes...shut up, shut up...Ahem...Happy Birth day to you (off-key),Happy Birthday to you,Happy Birthday to Ku Pee Linnnnnnnn,Happy Birthday to YOUUUUUUUUUU...........For those who wants to date her, you may call...012-6789123.Oh plueseee, stop dreaming! As if I'll really give it to you......And, GIMME ALL YOUR RED PACKETSSSSS!!!!!!!! I'm broke...!

Hectic
2007-02-18 16:26:08
I know it has been ages since I've blogged.My schedule is very, very pack ever since I've started working in KL. My job is stressful but it's fun because of the people. These are the people you will never be able to find anywhere else.Back to my schedule, let me just briefly tell you.5.30am - Wakes up, get ready.6.00am - Leave home and head train station.6.15am - Runs into the train and tries very hard to nap.7.00am - Uncivilised homosapiens start stepping on your feet in the commuter because when you reach Kajang, people start flooding in.7.30am - Reach KL Sentral and rushes upstairs, overtaking all slowpokes who take their own sweet time. These people are really selfish! Supposingly when you're on the right side of the escalator, you're not supposed to day dream! You wanna fantasize about your grandma, please move your butt to the left. These fat bums actually blocked the entire traffic. Bloody...............7.50am - Walks from Masjid Jamek station to Olympia tower.8.00am - P...
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Working Life
2007-01-22 04:08:02
I'm sorry I did not update my blog since 8th of January.Hahahaha...I didn't have the time to do so can?!From now onwards, I guess I've to travel daily from Seremban to KL, then from KL to Seremban. That alone is gonna kill me I'm sure. Plus the amount of work awaiting me at my work place certainly sends me straight to hell.That day I was mentioning to Pei Ling : Your job is stress-free!Then she replied saying : There is no such thing as stress-free job!Apparently she is working for Osim and there is a certain quota she must achieve. I have no idea how that works. Because when I worked for Epson under the Chicken Little World-Tour, there was no such a thing called 'quota'. You just sell as many printers as possible. I still remembered I sold a total of 7 printers in a week. Nothing to boast about. Epson did not give out any commision.UNLIKE HEWLETT PACKARD!These 2 person were willing to give out commision (also known as 'spiff') to fellow sales agent! Thank the Lord!Imagine t...
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11/01/2007
2007-01-11 12:54:00
11.14amAs I hear my Edwin, my colleague munching on his Jacob's Craks, I can also hear my stomach growling for help.....It's freezing cold in here. My fingers can barely type or click or hold or touch. Urgh!I'm starting to wonder how people who stays in the Antartic survive.And I'm supposed to call a customer right now. I'm having headacheeeeee.....!This is so unfair! But it's considered a good day, so far. For the entire morning, I only received not up to 5 emails from my supervisor. THIS IS GOOD NEWS! Maybe she fainted or something. But who cares! As long as she doesn't assign MaDe customers to me!I shall elaborate on the MaDe customer I faced yesterday. Bloody MaDe Fisher!11.39amCustomer did not pick up my phone call for the passed 30 minutes. So siow, right? Actually it was my bad also lah. He asked to call at 10.30am but I called at 11am. Which is half an hour later.Damn kiasu, right?RIGHT?I need another Milo.1.03pmI just done having lunch. Filling but not really full. *...
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Looking back...
2007-01-02 03:57:03
Orinigally from MissMichy's Blogsite.Name : JonathanNickname : Jonny boyHow old were you in 2006? : 19What will you always remember about 2006?Always remember? That's kinda tough for me. One of my nickname is actually 'Dhorry'. Ya know Dhorry? Dhorry from 'Finding Nemo'? The fish which has short-term memory loss. So what do you think I'll be able to remember? Nothing. *BlinkAs you know, I went to SG just recently and I will never forget Uncle M and Aunty M's generosity. =)Go on a holiday? Yessssssssssssss.....*Proclaims proudlyChange jobs?How do you expect me to work while I should be studying my head off for STPM????Buy anything from eBay?No. Not that I can. Lol.Prank call someone?Sadly no. I wanna try so badly. Maybe I should do something like the guy in the Maxis' Call Bonus ad. Cool right?Got drunk?I heard you mentioned something, Jess?Get high?I'm still living under the same roof as my parents. Gotta wait till I move out. Lol.Fall in love?*Burp.Break up with someone?N...
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Kesabaran
2006-12-31 15:38:00
I believe God has a purpose for everything. Whatsoever that happens in our life..Serious!There's a goal God wanna achieve in my life through my current job.God wants to inculcate PATIENCE in me.That's right.The key to success in telemarketing is PATIENCE.And also your well-developed brain lah.Let me just explain that. *coughs.When you're on the phone, ....1. Customer talks too soft - 'Erm, sorry. Can you repeat that?' - Patience.Some customer really talks very soft. So soft that you can't catch what they're saying.2. Customer talks too fast - 'Pardon?' - Patience.3. Customer screws you for something that's not even your fault - 'I apologise. So sorry.' - Patience.4. Supervisor throws customer list at you - 'So many ah?' - Patience.
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Working Life sucks....
2006-12-29 15:54:01
Sigh.....LOOK!!! I started this entry with a sigh...Work ing can be quite fun but yet so exhausting. It is draining my life...literally my soul.And guess what, this is just the beginning. I've not even started 'doing it'. You might not get what I mean here. I JUST FINISHED MY TRAINING...GOSHHH!!!!Working for Hewlett Packard is no easy job. Moreover there is this 'Centrino' issue popping out of no where (You would understand what I'm saying if you're from S'pore). Urgh...Frustrating, can?!...I'm almost dying.No breakfast.No lunch.No tea break.Very very late dinner.WHAT F**KING LIFE IS THIS???????This is no more a part time job. It is a super duper sibeh over time job.*fainted.Please be well prepared to attend my funeral soon.Signing off for now.. ZzzzzzSIGHHHHHHHH.............
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S'pore Trip Code 004
2006-12-24 15:49:07
Yes. The last day of my Singapore trip. Urgh. I was also quite saddened by the gloomy weather. 'Rain, rain, go away!'And what's with all the Rain advertisements on 8tv??? Or was it ntv7? Bahhhh...I hate rainy rain, and Rain. Geddit?Got up at 8am and had to leave at 9am. So hectic! Rushed to the bathroom, got ready, packed my bags and left.The night before, Aunty M was comforting Uncle M because Uncle M's electronic factory in Johore flooded and all of the raw materials in the factory which were left abandoned in the lower floor got all spoiled.And one more thing, Uncle M is the CEO of Firstronic in Johore. Cool right? That explains why his house is so huge. *gulp. A very humble man too. Rich and yet humble.But I still feel sorry for his loss. Poor thing...So anyway, Uncle M was supposed to fetch us to Johore's bus station. And he did. But it was damn awkward along the way. Uncle M didn't talk much. Guess he was quite worried for his factory. Sigh..We bought our tickets and off...
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S'pore Trip Code 003
2006-12-22 21:47:01
When I opened my big eyes on Wednesday morning,I saw SUNSHINEEEEE...At that moment, I was hopping for joy. I knew it was gonna be a jolly good day.Something very promising like an angel kissed you on the cheek and you go 'awwwwwwww.....'.Anyway, I decided to go for a quick swim in the pool. The water was so damn cold! I think the one in charged of the pool decided to pour in ice cubes early in the morning. Stewpit fella. Anyhow, I still swam. It was really chilly!!!Got outta the pool after about 45minutes. Almost vomitted. Don't ask me why.This time, Aunty M wasn't gonna be that stupid anymore. She drove. Yay! Toyota Picnic. I loved the smell of the car wehhh...Since I was sitting next to the driver's seat, I was able to track down and recognise a few roads and landmarks in SG. The next time I'll probably drive there. Kekekeke...So we went to this place to have lunch. Don't know what it is called again. But the food court was really....shitty. I glanced through the stalls and...
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S'pore Trip Code 001
2006-12-22 09:46:07
To be frank, my heart wasn't beating as hard as it did the morning I was about the leave for HK last year. I should be excited, but I wasn't.I left Seremban at 12.30pm in a SE Espress bus and reached SG about 6pm. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???!!!! 5 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES! Crazy sial. It took me only 3 hours to reach HK from KLIA. Ok, that was by plane. But still... ARGH! Frustrates me.The journey to SG sucks. Why? Cause' the bus driver was taking his own sweet time in Yong Peng. WTH is so nice about that place? Can someone please tell me? Other than peeing, and getting snacks, I don't see why he had to stop for so bloody long. And there were silly people who went for lunch. ARGH????? Lunch in 30 minutes? Hope they vomit in the bus.There was this white sitting in the seat right in the front of my sister. A white with a white iPod. I think it was a video iPod..Huiyuuuuuuuuuu...The white had a white iPod.White iPod.White iPod.The white has a white iPod.His iPod was as white as snow......It...
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S'pore Trip Code 002
2006-12-22 09:46:07
I woke up with rain pouring down. I knew it was gonna be a bad day. Didn't know it turned out to be a supremely bad day with dispeakable bad weather.I didn't have a good night sleeping. I woke up at 4am, 7am, 8am and finally at 8.45am. When I got up at 4am, I was so bloody thirsty but it was already raining outside. I wanted to stuck my tongue outta the window and drink the rain water. Of course I didn't. If anybody sees me doing that, they will be thinking I need sex. Ok, not that anybody will witness the disgusting act at 4am. Singaporeans are not that sick are they?At 8.45am, I had Aunt M's homemade bread. It's not like any Gardenia, High 5 or whatever local bread you can get here. Maybe you can go knocking from door to door in Merbok Cres looking for Aunt M and ask for her homemade bread. Hmmmm~ I can smell it from here.Tuesday was a disaster day. Firstly it rained like shit. Secondly the Philipino maid took away 5 hours just mopping the floor. MUST WAIT FOR HER TO BE DONE!...
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I'M BACKKKKKKK...... Will update this blog on my ...
2006-12-21 09:45:01
I'M BACKKKKKKK......Will update this blog on my SG trip with pictures and day by day adventures in sequence..I tell you SG and Msia are so different. It's like comparing heaven with hell. I should save everything for my upcoming blog entries.And bloody Dominic, what were you doing when I went up the bus? Dreaming of how cows jumping over the hurdle issit? Or was is sheeps? Bahhhhh.....*hugs bolster. Home sweet home...
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Holiday..
2006-12-17 21:43:01
I happened to just finished watching 'The Devil wears Prada'. How's that for outdated? LOL. So anyway, I think in the near future, I'm gonna be like Meryl Streep's character (Yes, she's the devil in the show.Ahem).. As I was saying.. her attitude is the way man!In this cruel, evil corporate world, the only way you will make your way up and to gain people's respect is to hide your darn feelings. You wanna cry? Cry when you're alone. You wanna sulk? Sulk when nobody is around. Even when you're angry, you just have to act all calm and shoot words that tear people into pieces. You can't carry your bazooka around, all you need is your bloody double-edged tongue.Anyway, I'm not teaching you how to slander other people.Pretty cool I must say to be like Miranda Priestly (that's Streep's character). Well, it's also quite bad that you step on others in order to move ahead. Nono, I'm not talking about back-stabbing. Back stabbers are sissies. I don't know how to describe it to ...
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Random
2006-12-16 09:41:01
So much of drama mama nowadays. Hate dramas.Okok..Cheer up.. I'll give you hints and you guess what are they ok? Scroll to the bottom of this entry for answers.#1 :You see me, you happy.You don't see me, you grumpy.#2 :Black strains grow on me and it's not favourable to sniff on me.#3 :Sometimes I smell and sometimes I don't.Well, most of the time I do.#4 :When I'm white or yellow, it's good news.When I'm red, I worry you.#5 :I'm always hard. I penetrate hard. I squeeze juices out to please you.You scrub me day and night.Ahh~ I can't think anymore. Quick. Guess....Time is running out.....Tick tok tick tok...................................... ............Why you so sakai wan! So simple also don't know.I don't care, you continue guessing................................. ....Done? Idiot lah you. Cannot even get one correct ah? I'm gonna hammer you with the idiot box.That's why I told you not to watch so much of porn! Jason! Hahahaha! Ahem..Ok lah..don't wanna torture you l...
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A Day to Remember
2006-12-15 09:40:04
Yawn.. It was indeed very tiring dragging a kid to mall. A kid my size! Shocking? Hehe..Tiring...but exciting, since it was Bao Bei I was bringing along.Well, if I were to tell you the entire adventure I've been through today, it would be seriously tedious. Moreover you wouldn't wanna know, right?Ok lah. I'll tell you a bit. A bit only.So, me and Baobei agreed on watching Deja Vu. Because the time arrangement only permits us to do so. Casino Royale will be shown at a particular odd time. And I will not watch Happy Feet again.Please don't make me do the movie review. I beg youuuu... I've got nothing to say about that show. Except that it is actually pretty cool to have a time device in my hands.MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *evil laughterThen I would know the lottery numbers and go back in time. And I would be the winner!!! Give me all your money!!!! Shit. I'm obsessed with money. Sollie ah!Eh wait. Sollie is a nice name. Sollie Bollie Wollie! Hhahahahahaha! I apologise for my misbehavi...

Tourette
2006-12-15 09:40:04
Years ago, I had a friend with the name Klorox*. (All names will be changed to protect the privacy of the victim. *coughs)Klorox always make sounds like 'herhhhh' (super high tune.) or 'uhhh'..(something like that.). REPEATEDLY.Due to my ignorance, I asked Klorox this question (out of curiousity and also it was getting really irritating) : Why you keep making that sound?! Cannot stop is it?!My other friend pulled me away and said : Oei, don't so rude lah.Rude? What so rude about that? I could have gone : F**KER. STOP MAKING THAT F**KING SOUND LAH.Of course I didn't. Ahem.Years later, I found out from Oprah Winfrey's talkshow that it is some kinda disease.It is not contagious. It is not due to excessive constipation. It is not hiccups. It is not due to hormonal imbalance. It is not due to mental disorder.Actually it's not a disease lah. It's called... Tour e tte Syndrome.Everybody now : OUHHH............No! It's not end of the world yet!Tourette Syndrome is a syndrome where ...

Miraculous Usage of a Condom
2006-12-11 21:38:01
That day I was chatting with my friends and we talked about plastic bags.(This might not be the actual conversation.Slightly altered.)Jon : Eh Steph, I think you should grab a plastic bag and put your head in it. ( Cause' she was just 14 and we were talking about a topic which is case sensitive. Ahem.)Steph : =.=" (Cha dou. Sweat.)Jon : I think plastic bags could be used as condoms.Lynne : Yea. For a walrus.Actually Lynne, IT WAS FREAKIN' FUNNY!Anyway, I'm not gonna talk about plastic bags today, but condoms.I battled with my conscience whether to blog about this or not, but alas, I won. Ahem. Hahaha!I have 3 reasons why girls should carry condoms with them.Firstly, of course it's to have safe sex with your bf/husband. That's pure common sense. Correct?When both of you are half way kissing,Girl & Guy : Ngaum ngaum ngaum...Guy : Ngaum......*trying to unzip his pants with a busy mouth.Girl : Ngaum.......*Shocked.......What...ngaum.. .are you...trying to.....ngaum....do????Guy : Sc...
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What a creative God we all have!
2006-12-10 03:36:01
Do you know God is actually very creative?Eh, you don't know? How can you not know?I'll show you!First, God created Elephants! (Actually I don't know the arrangements lah. I assume He created Elephants first.)Then maybe God got bored.So out came...Tapirs..., (Sorry about the danggling tongue..)Elephant Seals...,(I don't think the one underneath is an elephant seal..probably...a dog seal or something..I don't know...)And.............................. ......................................... ......................................... ....................YOUR MIDDLE FINGER LAH! NAHHHHHH!Or rather Bush's middle finger. Bahhhh! Either way works.Have you ever wondered, IF one day God decides to take back all these creations?Elephants...Gone...Tapirs....Go ne...Elephant Seals....Gone...Middle fingers...Gone...The world would be less interesting and we would look like E.Ts. Well, that sucks.Now, hide your middle finger, walk up to your mirror, raise up your hand, cough, and say 'I come i...
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What's wrong?
2006-12-09 09:34:02
Since Kota Baru Municipal Council says it will no longer tolerate indecent dressing, we must also support a bit lah. ( Even though I've got nothing to do with it. I'm from Seremban. Can't help it.)Girls, your sexy slutty bitchy dress.... GOTTA GO!And to the guys, the next time you see your girl friends dressing like this......You CANNOT say......'Woah! So sexy wuuu...Woot! Very very gorgeous dress! Love it man! Simply delicious!' BUT...you must say...'Aiyuuu...Got get raped anot?'Remember to support this campaign! (Sounding really, really sarcastic...)Obviously, every men in Kelantan would love to say to their wife..' AHHH! Wear like the one on the left! I bet everyone would be jealous at me cause' I have sucha sexy wife! Woahhhhh...! My blood flowing to the wrong places....Woot! '....unfortunately the law disallowed this from happening.So all the men in Kelantan must say to their wife....' Wear like the one on the right loh...You think you have a choice meh?'
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Advertorial Since it's Christmas season, don't yo...
2006-12-08 21:33:01
AdvertorialSince it's Chris t mas season, don't you think you need to get gifts for your loved ones?I mean c'mon, it's Christmas. You seriously need to thank them for existing in your life. Or even just stopping by.So what I have for you is...Bean bags! Well, there are 14 different designs for your picking pleasure.Have a look... Model AModel BModel CModel DModel E Model FModel GModel HModel IModel JModel KModel LModel MModel NIn case you're wondering : Don't know comfortable wan anot!Then here's a picture to explain it all. Oh gosh, you can even make out on the bean bag. LOL. Sorry.So anyway, it's comfy. I have satisfied customers. Forget earring stands!! Haha!But what's the price???The bean bags are sold for RM280 in stores but I'm only selling them for RM245. It's dirt cheap price!It's a fantastic gift either for your girly girl, boyish boy, motherly mom, fatherly dad, irritating siblings, etc. Whoever, whatever, whenever. These bean bags are appropriate. OR EVER FOR YO...
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A Dreadful Night
2006-12-07 21:32:05
IT WAS OVERRRRR...Alright. From now on, (as in only in this post) every 'over' word will be capitalised, coloured, enlarged and bolded. LOL. Got sucha word? Haha! Bolded. So funny.EXAM WAS OVER!!!!YES YES YESSS....And I'm wondering why my friends hadn't call me yet. Oei! Ring you stupid phone! Ring!*Chucks phone on couch.URGH! Fine! Our friendship is OVER!Today is a good day. I got my hair done. Exam OVER. What else? Nothing else. One more thing!Where got people after exam stay at home wan! Like a loser! I DON'T WANNA DIE AT HOMEEEE......!My hair stinks man after dying. Seriously! Smells like someone poured some thousand year old century egg on my head.And I'm planning to work. I wanna work in an advertising firm. I'm gonna work from the bottom. I wanna be an apple shiner. I'm gonna feed their every pleasure. They want me to lick their shoe, I....lick! They want me to spank their butt, I ...spank! LOL. No lah. I'm not that kinda person.I've not taken any initative to snap ...
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Ash Mocha
2006-12-04 09:29:03
Rather than the usual heartbeat which is 'lub dup lub dup'...mine is going like 'BOP BOP BOP' already.BECAUSE...5th of December is just a day away. Which is tomorrow?Woooohoooo..I already bought my hair dye. You might be thinking I'm sucha sakai : As if it's a big deal dying your hair.IT IS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.It's like a symbol of freedom. Well, since I'm not getting the keys yet, get some dye on my hair can be quite cool.Look. It's Ash Mocha ! I'm gonna look like a punk man! Pretty cool, huh?Yala yala, I'm an aborigine. So? so?????? Aborigine who dyes his hair is a cool aborigine.If a normal aborigine stays on a tree, this aborigine right here stays above the trees. I'll leave the imaginating part to you. LOL.Yawnnnnn... More updates after Tuesday. Will update on all the party pictures and of course my dyed hair!HAHAHAHAHA!

A Time for Everything
2006-12-02 15:26:08
Day of Freedom : 5th of DecemberDays from Freedom : 5 daysHour of Freedom : 4.30 pmHours from Freedom : 5+12+24+24+24+24+12+4.30 = 129.30 hours (That's hell too many hours!)AREN'T U HAPPY FOR ME??????Check out my exam timetable..Ahhh~ More ticks now right? Tick tick tick!!!!!!!One more paper left.Mathematics Paper 1 : DoneMathematics Paper 2 : DonePengajian Am Paper1 : DonePengajian Am Paper2 : Done Biology Paper 1 : DoneBiology Paper 2 : DoneChemistry Paper 1 : DoneChemistry Paper 2 : Pending (Can't wait for this to be over!)WOOOOHOOOOO...!!!!!!One more thing, it's Kean's birthday today. My wushi mushi sushi!Guess what, this year's questions are all very tough.. Honestly. To me, they are. To others, I don't wish to know. You guys having STPM next year better be very, very well prepared because I know I wasn't.Which explains all the 'tikam-ing'. EVEN IN ESSAY ALSO CAN TIKAM!I'm so proud of myself. But all glory back to God because He was the one who guided me through and ...
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Orang Jual-Ikan!
2006-12-02 15:26:08
I was flipping through the newspaper in the toilet (Yes, I read newspaper in the toilet. Big deal?!), then I came across this newsletter sent in by s1311.Nah. Read what he said.Though not very clear but I guess you're not that blind.How on Earth can he say that?Just because he can't get a job with his 25 years of working experience *rolls eyes, he must go around bullshitting about fresh graduates' disadvantages.If like that! Every student in the country should just drop outta school and start working as office boys, office girls, and bla bla bla......I just realised the only thing that doesnt have a cap on it is human stupidity.Irritating.So when our younger generation wants to go for higher education, we'll should probably tell them, 'NO NEED! No need to further your education. Go work! Don't bother if it's the lowest post in the entire company. Don't care if you have the lowest pay.'Like that?And s1311 is sucha bragger.'Over the years, I have overcome many challenges and...