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Donate to Yap Wan Kwang...
2006-12-02 15:26:08
The other day, I received an SMS from Angeline.This was what she said:"Help! Can you guys help me pray? A friend of mine, from my class has been admitted to the hospital for the passed 5 days. He had gone through two operations and has to go through more. He had been too stressed up about exams that an artery in his brain burst... Making the condition worse and more complicated. His name is Wan Kwang."So, before I read this message I was actually having constipation in the toilet. After reading the message, my shit flowed out like I'm having menstruation.Kidding.To further confirm about this matter, I asked around in school and found out that it is true!And I also digged out more information from his classmates who had visited him in the hospital few days ago.Currently, Yap Wan Kwang is in Sunway Medical Centre under ICU (Intensive Care Unit).The actual condition was to remove fluid built up in his brain but then complications let to burst arteries.Aiyoh. So freaky. Imagine that's...
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So, have you donated to Wan Kwang or not? ***** ...
2006-12-02 15:26:08
So, have you donated to Wan Kwang or not?*****I'm gonna follow Michelle's style of blogging. Readers, you can go to www.missmichy.com.*****EH! If I listen to another time of that 'Uniquely Singapore' ad, I'm gonna cut my wrist. Or I'll ask my mum to sit on me.WHERE GOT SUCH DISGUSTING AD WAN!!!I think if Singapore government wants more tourist to visit Singapore, they shouldn't have chosen J.J. (I don't know how to bloody spell his name lah. Polute all the 'J' names only. Anyway, if Shao Ying is reading this, I'm sorry. I know you're a big fan of J.J. Whatever.)You wanna know why I said that?Firstly, WHAT TYPE OF STUPID SONG HE SANG????!!!!! The song goes like 'Suka, kamu pun suka'..or whatever..what a disgusting song!!! As if we Malaysians don't understand what is ' You like, I also like'!Urgh! Purposely wanna embarrass us.Secondly, WHY MUST SHOW OFF HIS ARMPIT HAIR????!!!! Like we don't have! Nah! See mine! Sniff it also. Hope you die. I cannot stand these people...
More About: Donate , Have , Nate , Wang

Tak Nak Rain, Say No to Hujan!
2006-12-02 15:26:08
You want proof for Yap Wan Kwang's case? There! Your proof!For you who are able to read Chinese, Brava! Those who can't, too bad. Hahaha!How much is 15 'wan'? 150k?WAHHHHHHHHHH...RM150,000 FOR HIS OP????******I still remember grandma ( Oops, I mean Huey Yi.) said, she couldn't resist Rain after reading one of my entries few months back (http://jondegreat.blogspot.com/2006/07/h ow-influencial.html).She said Rain has a fabulous body in that picture. Can you believe it?It's suppose to make all of you go mad at him! As in ANGRY!!!!! Not mad (nuts/crazy/cuckoo/supercalifragilistices pielidocious) over him!!!Urgh!!!!!So, I shall now mend for what I've caused.(I know, I know, I'm supposed to study.)There are LEGIONS of Korean artiste that you can actually fall for (Just not Rain. Anybody but Rain.) .ARE YOU READY????I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU!!!!!Scream!!!!!Yea...that's cool.And before you scroll downwards, may I warn you that if you're conservative type of reader, skip this entry, if yo...

The 1st 3 days of Hell
2006-12-02 15:26:08
As you know, STPM started 3 days ago which was Monday. *nods. It was certainly not easy to be able to handle 3 out of 8 papers all in 3 consecutive days.So my next paper would be Biology on next Monday. Now I can chill all I want, hang out all I want, party all I want, watch T.V all I want, sing all I want, shop all I want, dance all I want, play all I want, tease everybody all I want, SMS all I want, make phone calls all I want, online all I want, chat all I want, bath all I want, nag mum all I want, bang the door all I want, and dadadadadadadada..I bet you are getting sick of reading about my routine.Well, I'm gonna give you the finest detail of what happened during these 3 days of torture.1st day of WarAt 1.02am (19th of Nov), I tossed and turned on my bed but I couldn't fall asleep. I just couldn't. Believe me. I tried all the postures any sane human would do to sleep soundly. I guess half and hour after that, I hit the right orientation and slept like a farm boar.Next day. A...
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Screw Joyous Dance Academy!
2006-12-02 15:26:08
[Updated 03/11/06 5:35pm]How I wish I have the Hands of God and the Feet of God.I don't really mean working miracles and sorts, just wanna have hands that size and feet that huge. LOL.If I do have them, I would...STEP ON THE BLOODY DANCE ACADEMY NEAR MY HOUSE!!!!And I wonder whether God does manicure.. No? Yealah..He is the Almighty wurt. With a snap of His fingers, I bet His feet can be rainbow in colour. You don't like? No choice! This image is now saving itself at the back of your brain.. So when you dream, that manicured feet would appear. And one wonders why the feet is so hairy. CHEH!!! Common sense wurt!God made human in His own image. Go check your leg right now. Got hair? Good. *Pats. Good dog. What if I have the hands of God? I would...MELT DOWN THE F**KING DANCE ACADEMY WITH MULTIPLE LIGHTNING BOLTS!!!!You may ask, 'Why the dance academy?'Good question!CAUSE I BLOODY HATE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'But why do you hate it so much?'Another fantastic question! (I wo...
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Self-deceiving is a SIN!
2006-12-02 15:26:08
Probably one of the most dispeakable human behaviour that I could ever comprehend is to have ugly people say that I look ugly.I can take it if Tom Cruise says I'm ugly.I can take it if Brad Pitt comes to me, slap my face and tells me 'F*** off, you ugly thing!'I can take it if Chad Murray stuffs a basketball in my mouth and tells me I'd look better this way.I can take it if Reshmonu strangles me with his hair and ask me to die coz I'm ugly.I can take it even if Joshua Khoo bangs me with his Toyota Altis with the plat number saying 'MOVE AWAY UGLY!'.But I can't take it if people who looks like frog saying I look like I'm delivered from an alien.Ugly1 : Eh! That Jon arh, give for free also nobody wants.Ugly2 : Yaloh yaloh.*Both laughs like Lee Hom decided to propose to the ugliest girl on the surface of the earth.I don't know why these people can be like that. It's as if they are pretty, which is not even close.Imagine the conversation with me in it.Ugly1 : Eh! *Points at m...
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Slow painful death..
2006-12-02 15:26:08
URGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!I'm so mad right now!That stupid yellowish rubbish collector just left a trail of rotten tomato juice right in front of my house and now it stinks like some anal retentive alien just farted on my face.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!As I'm typing this, that smell is killing me softly......So the next time I see that bloody truck/lorry/trailor coming, I'll shut my doors, tune Ambi-pur to it's maximum, and make sure the fans spin like it's gonna fall off the ceiling...EVEN MY FART SMELLS NICER!WTH is their problem lar! Cannot do that 'crushing rubbish' process somewhere else is it?!!!!I think Ruby is hidden at some corner of the house to prevent itself from sniffing this poisonous gas.I'M DYING.......I'M DYINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
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JondeHERO!
2006-12-02 15:26:08
Tease all you want, but I'M A HERO!Bahhhhhh!Most of you will go : Cheh! You think you got superpowers meh?! Hero ! Puik!Spit all you want! I don't care! I'M A HERO! Wooohooo!You must be wondering why I keep floating and exclaiming that I'm a hero bla bla bla..You know why? I saved a kitty cat's life today..To be exact, it's just a slimy smelly kitten. (Not like I smelt it lah! But it was wet though..)So, I woke up in the morning, walked into the bathroom with my half-opened eyes, picked up my toothbrush, toothpaste and started brushing my big brown teeth.Then out of a sudden I hear 'weou weou weou..'I was so bloody excited coz I thought Ruby gave birth! Yay yay yay! I alsmot swallowed that stupid toothpaste.Thinking twice, I walked to the back of my house coz that was the source of that agitating noise. I looked around and saw this..The cat was gazing into the eyes of it's baby kitten. (I assume it's her baby lah..)If it's not her baby, do you think that cat would be so ke...

Ultimate Girl-Ranking System
2006-12-02 15:26:08
That day my sister was telling me she wants to introduce a girl to me. So like any normal guy would do, I teased, 'Sure very ugly wan!'Then sis immediately shouted back, 'She is F1, ok??!!'My conscience's response was : What F1? Sepang Formula One issit?I enquired seriously, 'What does F1 stands for?'Sis informed me that it's a ranking system that her university mates use to rank girls according to their features. *Gulp(I guess it stands for Female-1)Wah! This is really too much, hor?But, come to think of it, quite convenient, right?Rather than saying a girl is pretty, which can be very very pretty, very good-looking, averagely appealing, not so pretty but not too bad or what else (You name it...) you can actually use this ranking system.! How cool is that?!So, we should also do the same thing! I'm over-excited. Sorry.Although this ranking system seems to be very mean to certain group of girls, but hey? That's reality. Oh shit, I've become so worldly.Bahhhhhhhh...I wanna ...
More About: System , Rank , Girl , Mate , King

VICTOR'S BIRTHDAY BASH! Confirmation SMS. Why didn...
2006-12-02 15:26:08
VICTOR'S BIRTHDAY BASH!Confirmation SMS. Why didn't inform about the time? I typed this with a full stomach. Very full stomach. Try having steamboat, then have a piece of cake, and then have sweetened congee (Bubur manis?). So as you're reading this, you might wanna zip your mouth and make sure you don't drool looking at all the food in the picture. (Actually not many pics on food. But lots of eye candy. Hahahaha!)We weren't treated with this...But this... Why is my shirt wet? Oh shit, my saliva. *GiggleSo, on the 17th of October Victor had a birthday bash with all of us. When I do say 'us', I don't necessarily mean you. *SniggerThe gang (Yap, Pui Wen, Tak Wai, Kelly, Pei Chee, Siew Siew, and Victor) initially planned to go for swimming, God knows why they wanna go for swimming, but the sky turned cloudy and it rained. Exactly the time they planned to swim. *Nods. 6pm. Unfortunately for them, they went to Seremban's latest hot spot, Jusco.Don't action with your bloody MidV...
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Mongruel Disaster
2006-12-02 15:26:08
Screw all stray paria dogs!...(excuse mine...)If wanna have sex go far away lah! shoooooooo!Must have sex in front of my house is it?If female not willing then buzz off lah..! And that stupid bitch can only bark like mad resisting the penis from penetrating her....ahem....Can someone please shoot these bloody dogs down? *begsKill all of them once and for all...It's not that hard. Just pull the trigger and end my suffering... I mean end their lives, not mine...You can't blame me, Ruby was raped twice in a week. How about that? Someone said something about my dog is ugly? RUBY IS PRETTIER THAN YOU!!YES! YOU!!AUTHOR : I don't know why these pet owners can let their bloody bastards (male dogs) out and let them rape all the other bitches. So poor thing ok! Imagine you getting raped under unwillingness.. Something I would like to say! I think men (as in human) have advantage over dogs in mating. Don't look at me like that! Don't act innocent. When I was trying to get the Rapist's di...
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My Pride
2006-12-02 15:26:08
You know those times where you got so sick of studying and just feel like flipping through your photo albums, blow the dust away from your old bedtime story books, and stuff like that.Well, I went through some of the certificates I'm having at this moment.Surprisingly, some cracked me up. While some saddened me. But anyhow, I'm gonna blog about them here. Not all, just some which I think is appropriate and which won't make you puke. Ahem..Before I start anything, I kinda wondering, wtf is my dad watching 'A Cinderella Story'?Anyway..You should be trilled that Jonathan Wong, me is finally opening up about his achievements in school. Bahahahah!Firstly, I'm a model student in school. Not model cum student. (I wish..)I am by-far the most well-mannered student in the entire school. Or the entire universe. MUAHAHHAHAHA! *kidding..You might also go like : You don't so extra lah! Hehe! It's true. Everyone should follow my lead on how to behave when the older people are around. It wa...
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Chou Zi Dan!
2006-12-02 15:26:08
Alright! Today I shall do some tutoring here..First and foremost, now leave your comfy chair and walk to the bathroom. Wash your hands. Wash it clean. NO,NO! Don't put soap or anything fragranic on your fingers. Just wash it, rinse it. And wipe it dry.Ok, now you're ready for the lesson.Then, go to your refrigerator and pick up a chicken egg. If you have eggs from other birds, smash it on your head. Kidding. Just pick up ONE chicken egg with your fingers.Ah ha. Scrub the egg with both your hands. Make sure the egg goes warm. Feels good right? Since it's cold (from the fridge wat!) so it will partially cool down your hot, sweaty hands. And this step is superbly important because eggs are fragile. If you don't know that, go jump down from my house' balchony. My house is not very tall. So you'll end up having fractured backbone and be a living vegetable for the rest of your life. And you cannot blame me for teaching you how to suicide. I didn't..!Tralallala..After doing that, pu...