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REALIZATIONS!!!
2007-03-26 17:36:00
You know what the worst thing in life is? It's realizing that everything you believed in the past was actually a lie! yep people, im back with the rantings of a scorned bitch! So this is what happened to me last week! The ex comes online and msgs me and instead of telling me nice things he starts off with saying things like, "I gave you everything, i did everything for you i, i, i...." meanwhile im thinking "what the frig was i, chopped liver! get over yourself man!" anyway, so when he is done telling me what an incredible guy he is, he says things which give the perception of him telling me that my family is well off and his is poor, therefore my family should have made MORE of a contribution into our home together!!! to which i respond "WHAT!" and then he is like, "oh its okay" the man is dillusional!! who the hell does that! he tries to twist it and say that i didnt trust him and so on. like are you kidding me, you are driving me insane! at this point im thinking GOL...
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Murphy's Law...
2007-03-22 15:09:00
The day you decide you cant be bothered to dress up for work because you are running late, so you throw on jeans, a sweater and tie your hair back.... you WILL see the ONLY hot guy in your building on the elevator and of course he will look dashing in his tan colored suit!!!!!!!!Dear cutie with the suit on,I know I looked like a young child today with my hair tied back and my running shoes on but I swear I can not only look my age (Im VERY legal btw ;)) when I dress up but also look somewhat attractive. Please keep this in mind next time you decide to take the elevator at the same time as me..Thank you.Sincerely,Girl In The Elevator
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Learn How To Park Rant!
2007-03-21 15:28:00
I came out of the grocery store the other day to find that someone had parked next to me which would have been fine except that they had parked on such an angle that their bumper was like 2 inches from mine... Grr I was so pissed that I felt the need to do something about it. I wanted to key their car or kick it or something but im really not that ballsy lol so instead I placed a nice piece of paper on their window that said "LEARN HOW TO PARK IDIOT!!!".... heheheWas this wrong??? I needed to vent and let them know that they suck :)Here is your visual.. They were parked like the Ferrari only they had a huge suv!!Sometimes I ust hate people lol... Lesson for the day... even if you are just running into a store park straight that's all I ask!!
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You know whats fun?
2007-03-20 20:48:00
Skipping off work for a few hours to take your 8yr old nephew to see Bridge to Terabithia!I actually really enjoyed this movie and yes it even brought a tear or two to my eyes ;) *FYI* BrownEyedBitch arrives in 2!!! Ready to party it up chicky?? ;)
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Welcome to March 19th...
2007-03-19 16:41:00
Mid march and its snowing?! NICE welcome to Canada the best country in the world for more reasons then just our year-long snow days lol...The GRRRRRrrreat news is that me and ClassyBitch are planning an all inclusive trip to Mexico baby!!! I cant wait, I so need out! Now i have decided i must learn Spanish... well at least the important phrases like "too expensive", "not too much rum" (they always try to kill me with the half rum half coke drink :|... & "please leave us extra towels" lol YES ppl these are the important phrases to know when travelling to an all inclusive resort. For some reason you always start off with 4 bath towels, 4 face clothes and 2 hand towels but by the 3rd day you are down to 1 bath towel (for 2 ppl!) 3 face clothes and 0 hand towels... Do they really think anyone is tiny enough to dry themselves after a shower with an itty bitty face cloth? Grr... Even in you leave them tips the towels always disappear!I haven't been to Mexico in ages so im super excited. ...
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2007-03-16 19:44:00
You know what really blows..... when you go out to a club and your the designated driver. now that normally isnt so bad and i have no problem taking turns being the DD. but this last weekend was different.... i'm on this very strict diet (ending today thank GOD!) and i cant have any alcohol or really eat any yummy foods either so needless to say i was already on edge.my girls somehow talked me into going... we get to the club and i swear everyone in the place was so drunk they were falling over... or atleast falling on ME! i felt like i was being bumped into every second. the reason i really wanted to stay though was to see a certain boy (oh the things us girls do for men). so here i am... the only sober person in the joint, irritated as hell because i really want to eat a damn cheeseburger or SOMETHING, searching and searching for this special boy. i see his friend walking around i start to get excited. "he's just gotta be here... i know it"30 minutes passes and he is no where to...

TGIF Bitches!!
2007-03-16 16:18:00
This morning I was leaving my house to head in to work when I was met by 2 really big dudes inches from my face..Big dude #1: Excuse me are you leaving?Me: Uhhhh... (I was half scared and half in shock as to why 2 strange big guys wanted to know if I was leaving my house) ye..yess WHY?Big dude #2: Well we need to get in to your house.Me: Umm (thinking WTF?!!) WHY?Big dude #1: To check something on your balcony...Me: OK *open up door and let them in*OK Am i an idiot?!! Granted they did have cocking guns with them (teehee I said cock) but all handy men are supposed to be accompanied by the concierge and they werent... They finished up and as they left I was about to head downstairs to yell at that damn concierge when I saw him in the hall...Me: *fuming*Concierge: Hello there *big smiles*Me: um hello...God im such a wimp lol...True story :)Anyway its the weeeeeeeekend!! This weekend I begin my search for a new car YAY :)Have a good one Bitch es!
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Dear yappy little dog...
2007-03-15 20:08:00
Dear little furry doggy that lives on the floor above me and barks all night long, you think you're funny eh? Barking non-stop from 11pm until 3 or 4am every freakin night... Yeah well bark it up you little mutt cuz im coming for ya REAL soon!!!MuaHHahahahahahahahaha:)
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How does one...
2007-03-14 17:51:00
Get over the hurt and not hold resentment? I mean I seriously want to know how to just get over something and be able to give someone a fresh start... Is there a method to this madness?? I want to get over it, I really do but I just dont know how to force myself to do so just yet!

Hmm What to do...
2007-03-13 17:10:00
A text conversation between me and the ex went something like this...Ex:I need help cleaning my closet wanna help?Me:Why do you need my help?Ex:Need you to tell me what i should keep or throw away.Me: (no answer, cuz i didn't know what to say he lives like 3000 miles away)Ex:So you comin?Me:You gonna get me a ticket?! (totally joking, expecting a no!)Ex:Would you come if I did?Me:Maybe if i had somewhere to stay (he moves into his own place in june)Ex:Hotel?Me:Um sorry no money for that, tryna save for Europe!Ex:What if i get it for you...Ok so in a matter of 5 minutes ive managed to score pretty much a free vacation, so why am i sitting here debating if I should go or not? Well hes spent the last month and a bit trying to win me back... I don't know what kinda message it sends if I accept and go there. Number 1 I don't want to feel obligated or like I owe him anything cuz he is paying, number 2 shouldn't he come HERE if he wants to win me back? I thought about this a lot. I wou...
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How can you love a man you hate??
2007-03-12 15:12:00
Why do I love you? I dont know... Here is what i do know, I dont respect you for not knowing the meaning of responsibility. I dont like you for being so cruel to me when you had me and after you gave me up. I resent you for not realizing what you have lost. I hate you for telling me you miss me. So I ask myself why do I love you... WHY??? I miss you SO much. last night I sat there and told you everything I needed you to know. I told you things that were tearing me up inside, so why do i still feel so shitty??? I should feel weightless and instead i only feel a heavy sense of depression. All I can do is pray that one day you will realize what you did, the mistakes you made, the things you lost. You say you are sorry, but I don't believe you, I dont trust you and I can't forgive you... I hate the man I love and that is heartbreaking...
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TGIF!
2007-03-09 18:50:00
Yet again its been a tough week.... as some of you might have noticed I took down yesterdays post... I posted in anger and without knowing the facts... Not that things are that much better but I'm no longer as angry and felt that that post needed to come down so please no emails about it ;)So the brick has now delayed my furniture until the END of march... OMG I need a dining table people!! Like its been 3 months and still no table grrr.. im gonna call today and see if i can cancel cuz this is nuts!Its still so wintery out and its really starting to get to me now.. I need sun therapy i think. That damn ground hog grr.. sorry I'm still bitter about that haha. Seriously though can winter end already? Can we get some +1 weather? Can I please drive my car without wearing gloves? Can I please get a car wash without my damn doors freezing shut?!! This happened to me on Tuesday... YES I am that stupid! I got a car wash in -20 weather lol...GRR bring on spring or a vacation!!

15 days and counting....
2007-03-07 21:48:00
i'm sitting here in my piles and piles of paperwork at my desk... counting down the days until i go on my lext little vacation. i will be visiting QB!!!!!! were gonna party it up!!!i need it! and from the sound of it i think she does too
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Why me?
2007-03-06 15:43:00
Yesterday, I slept in; I was running late for work yet again! This time it was a bit different though. The day before as I was pulling into park my car at work and I went to go close my window, it was stuck! It was half way open and wouldn’t go up. It would go down but not back up! I had to call my dad and go over there after work for him to look at it but it was a Sunday night and all of the stores were closed or him to get the part he needed to fix it (which ended up costing me $250). So I had to leave my car with the window open over night so as I was driving to work it was freezing cold. Here I am looking like a fool wrapped in a scarf and hat and gloves driving with my damn window open. And then what happens….. I get pulled over for speeding! The officer was nice (for once) but I got a $124 ticket… all of this before 7:30am on a Monday!Then I get to work and it was just downhill from there. I can’t even begin to explain it but let’s just say I was in the photocopy ro...

I really need some Sleep!!!
2007-03-05 16:56:00
There is this damn dog on the floor above me that barks and barks and barks till 3 or 4am non-stop... I have called the concierge to check it out maybe 8 times in the month and a half that this has been going on but yet every night like clock work I hear it! I'm fed up and I need sleep so I've been told to write a letter the the building management and so that's what I'm going to do... it seems like these people leave this poor dog home alone all the time and so not only am I suffering that poor dog is too!I'm so sleep deprived its not even funny :(
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Jet Lag
2007-03-05 12:09:00
So you know what the worst thing about going on an international trip is? JET LAG!!!! its 6 am and i havent slept since 3! yep! ive been WIDE AWAKE!!! and what is worse is that i cant get my ex out of my head. yep jet lag and a failed relationship just dont go too well together. so here i am counting the minutes for it to turn 7 so i can get up and get on with my day. oh did i mention that i have to meet up with the ex to do tie up some loose ends in about 3 hours! yep GREAT!! and then i have a really important out of the office meeting for work!! GREATERRRR!!! yes grr. the joys of being a woman with jet lag and emotional issues. im so taking a sleeping pill tomorrow night. its too late for one now! Classy Bitch - Not feeling too classy!

Karma?
2007-03-01 23:26:00
Why is it that on days when i feel like crap, and look like crap, i run into the finest looking man i have ever seen? Of course they are customers that i have to meet with face to face too. i have talked to this guy on the phone and he didnt sound like anything special, but when he came in he was drop dead gorgeous! and not only that but he took possession of his brand new $350,000 home today too!! all mornign i was stressing out over work, i slept in so i didnt do my hair at all.... shoot im lucky i even had time to brush my teeth! i gotta be more prepared for these things......
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i love my friends, but...
2007-03-01 17:19:00
Ooh, QB you've inspired my own mini-bitch rant.....I hate it when friends try to set you up without even asking if you even want to be set up. I hate it even more if the dude's ugly because then you feel bad and yet justified with your superficial-self. As much as you love them, I hate it when friends think that they know better than you because they are in a couple, and "happy" in a couple, and think that YOU need to be in a couple too so you can be "happy". I hate people who insist that they have to have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/whatever, and so they settle for a peice of shit, and then I have to hear about how he did "this" and he did "that", when really all I want to say is "dump his ass, you deserve a heck of a lot better than that". But then I hate making people feel bad when they can't take my honesty, even though deep down inside they know they believe it. I hate it when it's these friends who have shitty relationships that are the ones trying to tell you that ...
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Thursday Bitchfest!!
2007-03-01 16:02:00
Today ill take the time to bitch about a number of topics... just more like random thoughts...so if you don't wanna hear it now is your chance to hit NEXT at the top there and switch to another blog probably written in french!.......Why is it that whenever guys find out you are newly single they think they know what you need? No im not looking for someone to make out with, sleep with or cuddle with... Don't assume that I am in need... Im actually doing great on my own thanks and if I need YOU I will call YOU!! And asking to "see" my new place isn't very subtle either! Im not the sharpest tool in the shed boys but I sure as hell ain't the dullest....Anyway I hate the fact that Tim Hortans only takes cash and all I have is ¢15 boo!! I hate +3 days that fool you into believing all this snow will melt and spring is on its way only to be followed by a blizzard the next day. I hate girls who wear colored underwear and white pants, NO it doesn't look HOT! I hate when you have a nail ...
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Handy Men Who Stink...
2007-02-28 18:56:00
Is it me or do all handy men stink?! Or was it just my luck today?Having moved into a new condo things are still being fixed that were on my PDI form so I got the call this morning that they wanted to fix my bathroom locks... I rush home and the men arrive... All of a sudden my condo smelled like poo! Was it me? Was it the garbage? I was so embarrassed to have these people over with a smell like this but wait ... me or my house has never smelled like anything other then roses :) As I approached the area the man was working I get a whiff of what was sure to make me pass out if I had stood there any longer! The thing is it wasn't just a B.O smell or anything it was like he had rolled around in dog crap and let it dry before he came to work! I really don't know how the other guy there (the project manager for the building) stood by this stinky mans side all day! Poor him... and now poor me.. its ok I left a window open to air his stank out before I arrive home tonight ;)P-U Mister ta...
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I have to do it....
2007-02-27 20:10:00
I gotta bitch about myself today.sometimes i just dont think. not only did i go out and get absouletly SMASHED on friday, i did it with a bunch of people from work, including the guy that i asked to a movie and got NO RESPONSE from. i spent more than half the night talking to him and can only remember 5 minutes of conversation!THEN after that..... his best friend/ roommate drove me home and i bitched and complained about him (guy fromwork) the whole drive home!! i went off too...... i told him that he wasnt that great and i would get over him in a second, and that apparently he doesnt have any balls because he couldnt write me back to give me an answer. im sure he went back and told his roommate how crazy i am, but i got how i felt off my chest so it kinda feels good.now as for the next morning..... i wasnt feeling so hot. all those shots of tequila caught up with me and what did i have to do all day???? PEDICURES!!!! yep, you read it right..... hung over me had to get up and work ...
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You know what Sucks??
2007-02-27 19:52:00
Passport offices! 3 Hour wait for a 5 minute transaction!! Grr... Such a dumb rule that you cant travel within 6 months of your passport expiring... like WTH... there's gotta be an easier way to renew this shit!Here's a random thought....How do leap year babies celebrate their birthday? I mean do they do it on Feb 28 or march 1? and wouldn't it just get so confusing? It would suck, people would totally forget your bday cuz they can only write it in their calenders every 4 years .... LOL...yeah ok don't ask!
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Weekend Highlights!
2007-02-26 19:14:00
This weekend was SO strange!Friday Sushi was GREAT! Just what I needed so no complaints there :)Saturday however was odd to say the least! The day started out great, we hit the mall which is always nice, bought a pair of sexy pumps, had my bubble tea fix and ran into some old school friends. After the mall I headed home I got all dolled up for my night out with the bitches! We finally decided on a place for dinner and when we got there we were seated right in front of the window, which is fine except that we were in downtown right along the busiest street with the most foot traffic and weirdos ever! Lets see there was the guy who passed by and then passed by the other way so he could get another look, so me being me mouth the words "what? can i help you" in a stop looking at us loser kinda way lol... yeah he didn't really love that so he stopped dead in his tracks and stared at me trying to get my attention for the next 5 minutes only I didn't give him the time of day.. I really t...
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AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
2007-02-24 00:15:00
4:30........................... still waiting.If a sales administrator shoots a customer when there is no one around the office..... is it still considered a crime????????

Customers.........
2007-02-24 00:08:00
ok... so its friday at 4:09..... i am WAITING for customers who are late for their meeting with me.... over an hour late!!!!i came into work at 6:30 this morning, i dont start until 7:30... i work til 4:00 and its now 4:10... yep still here waiting!!i havent taken a lunch break, or eaten a damn thing all day because all day i have been bending over backwards for VP's, GM's, and customers.YA I AM PISSED OFF!!!i came in early so i could leave early or atleast on time!!!! why am i so nice... anyone else would have said "no sorry i leave at 4:00". i cant seem to do that though. i can bear to not give these customers keys to their new house and make them wait all weekend.god, i cant wait for that Martini tonight...... better make it 8 martinis!!!!
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Yay today is the day!! Sushi day lol... Ok so tom...
2007-02-23 19:49:00
Yay today is the day!! Sushi day lol...Ok so tomorrow ive been invited to a birthday at a salsa club... yeah i dont know the first thing about salsa dancing, wish I did (one day I may) but I dont! The thing is that I have to show face cuz its for someone in my extended circle of friends but what I dont get is why this person would choose to have their birthday in a salsa club when like 90% of the friends who are attending dont salsa?! Everyone has been bitching about this party for 2 weeks now and no one wants to go but yet we all have to cuz none of us want to "look" bad...Me being the QueenBitch was all about bailing on the whole night all together, no feeling bad here.... I was however talked into it with this line..." we wont stay long I promise".... WHY do I fall for this line every single time? I mean to me not staying long means 30 mins to an hour, but for some reason no one else goes by those time lines so I expect Ill be staying at least 3 hours yay!Theres nothing like bein...
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Is It wrong...
2007-02-22 16:59:00
That the guy at the Sushi place greets me in a "ahhhh you again" type of fashion?! WhAt?? I happen to have a love affair with sushi that's all... MmMmMm dynamite rolls... omg I think I fully just drooled... Here is a pretty accurgate picture of me eating sushi...OMG I neeeeed these PJ's by David & Goliath Ok ok maybe I'm going too far now.... *sigh* I'm just excited for my sushi outing tomorrow and PunkBitch you better not back out!!
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