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Random Thursday
2008-05-29 20:48:00 Yesterday i went out for dinner with my gf who also just ended her situation for a "bah we dont need em anyway" meal... The wine was flowing the stories were told and then the waiter came around and asked... "so what are you two celebrating tonight".. we kinda just stopped and looked at each other and then my gf blurted out "bashing MEN!" we busted out laughing although he kinda looked really scared lol..He was cute though.. big blue eyes...Lawyer dude asked me out to lunch tomorrow.. last time he bailed so im not holding my breath... Handy man wants to do something tonight but i have to work on my school project so thats out..You know whats actually quite amusing to read.. the singles ads on kijiji.ca they go something like this...Hot Indian guy looking for any indian lady single or married and bored.. call me 555-555-5555.... With a classic pic of his oily side parted hair and shiny orange shirt.... like the bad guy in a really bad bollywood movie!I mean if you are posting your nu... More About: Random , Thursday
Easy Come Easy Go......
2008-05-28 19:14:00 Annnnd another one bites the freakin dust!!The new dude is no longer in the picture.. He was 2 busy, i was never a priority and quite frankly im sick of waiting around or having to tell ppl how to treat me soo i gently let him go...something tells me he wasnt too upset by it all though..If you havent already heard the song Soulmate by natasha beddingfield i seriously suggest youtubing it... I cant catch a break in the dating world it seems... and so my soap opera of a life continues!In other news im going to see Boyz II Men for the 3rd time in July YAY and i got a raise today sooo.. lifes not all bad lol...Trying to stay positive here ppl... More About: Easy
Monday Blahs
2008-04-28 17:35:00 Im so ridiculously tired today wow! I cant even think straight right now.. So dude left for Cancun saturday with his boys... Im sure hes having a blast while i sit here watching the rain and the gray skies... Hes probably partying every night till 4am then laying on the beach till 6pm and meeting all kinds of people... girls to be specific i mean it IS cancun... BUT im trying not to think about this too much no one needs to see a paranoid QB!Things will change this summer i can feel it... good, bad,ugly? who knows but change is in the air!argh im 2 tired to write more... More About: Monday
Eww Could it be?!
2008-04-11 22:32:00 Well ladies and gents....Im sad to say that i have given in to that stupid thing called emotions!! I decided back in Nov to get out there and start dating again after being single since July. I wanted to have fun, meet new ppl, let loose and maybe boost my ego a little (WHAT like yall havent done it!) So i signed up on one of those trendy dating sites and off i went.... I met about 6-7 total guys most being either duds or just not my type except 1. We chatted maybe twice on the phone but each times had amazing conversations most of which contained joke after joke and then i set up a meet & greet... Well needless to say the date went great he was fun, adorable and a total gentleman and its now been almost 4 months worth of dating..Whats the problem you ask? Well its been close to 4 months and i have little idea how he feels.. i mean i KNOW hes interested, he wouldnt want to hang out if he wasnt but we have never really talked about where we stand and although im pretty afraid to comm...
Closure...
2008-04-07 23:30:00 hello ya'll its been a while. sowwy QB!!! So here is what im annoyed at... men! of course what else. if there are any men reading this let me give you a few pointers in dating. women would REALLY appreciate it...Don't date unless you have time for itDon't intorduce us to your parents if you don't want anything seriousDon't say you aren't interested in dating other people when clearly you areDon't stop calling without any explanationDon't keep a problem to yourself - talk about itDon't only think of yourselfDO have enough balls to wanna end something instead of leaving me thinking: what just happened????I mean really is there a point to not calling because quite frankly, when i say ill call you back, what i mean is.... I'LL CALL YOU BACK!!! i mean i know that women mature faster than men, but when ya get into your 30's its just expected that you are at that mental level to be able to handle relationships. as women, what we really want is closure. It may be a litt... More About: Closure
2008 holla!
2008-03-11 18:57:00 Ok the other 3 bitches have dropped off the face of the earth in terms of blogging and so did i.... lets see 2008 .... a whole new year for drama, change, laughter, tears and well bitchyness!So far 08's been good to me.. i wouldnt say great but at this point ill take good! Went to Mexico in Jan to start the year off right... although the trip was good times it was damn cold... i didnt leave the piles of snow and winter jackets to go to mexico only to long for my winter jacket but whatever we survived... Then came my 29th bday.. wow what a night prob one my my best bdays yet!Feb brought the dreaded valentines day.. however this year i was taken out to lunch by one guy, got a teddy bear and flowers from another AND.... ready for it.... a package all the way from the other side of the country from the EX!! expected nothing and got 3! Lucky me you are thinking..... yeah well the lunch was ok, the teddy bear and flowers loved it.. but the package from the ex which btw contained scented c...
As Snowflakes fall...
2007-12-13 19:17:00 I look outside, big fat chunks of beautiful snowflakes fall slow then fast down to the ground and all i can think is where has the time gone...Its almost 2008.. im almost 29... im still searching, still uncertain of where im going or when i will finally be settled...Ah well enough of that sappy shit let me update you all on my soap oprah...Ok so lets start with the ex situation.. yeah he was still calling, texting and emailing in hopes of getting something, anything from me... I wanted to be friends and although i knew we couldnt be i had a hard time letting go of the attention and the idea that someone really cared... so this went on until almost a month ago when i finally said enough.. he wanted to get back together i told him it would never work and on top of it all we live so far apart.. he freaked out and wouldnt take no for an answer so i said something i probably would never do but just to shut him up i said well the only way i could see you again is if i can see other ppl to... More About: Fall , Snowflake , Flake
Farewell!
2007-11-23 18:02:00 GOODBYE!It's so final, it's so real, it's so heartbreaking. yet it needs to be done...how do you say goodbye to your once lover?goodbye to laughing together,good bye to talking to you in the dead of night just cus I can,goodbye to trusting you,goodbye to wanting to eat with you,goodbye to wiping something off your face without any hesitation,goodbye to the dreams of our future together,goodbye to the names that we already picked for our kids,goodbye to the vacation plans we had,goodbye to hurting eachother,finally its a farewell to completely loving you unconditionally.Goodbye my love, you can't hurt me anymore...CB More About: Farewell
Hello Goodbye!
2007-10-12 19:27:00 Well just got back from a neighboring city for my cousins wedding and now i am off to the other side of the world on Wednesday!Asia & India cant wait... Although last time i was in asia i was VERY ill... yeah not so fun.. Those poor poor little Asians who had to witness me hurling on the side of a busy HWY lol... What great memories ;)Anyway so i gained 5 lbs over this long weekend from the wedding.. BUT im down 3 so 2 more to go till i get back on track.. HOW the heck am i supposed to diet in India? Or Asia for that matter.. god this is going to be hard.In other news... im contemplating doing a video post one of these days just for fun... any thoughts?? Of course i cant show my face as QueenBitch must remain anonymous but i think it would be something different...Alright back to reality.. More About: Goodbye
update time
2007-10-05 16:25:00 Ok sorry i haven't been around ive been crazy busy and im pretty much away the rest of October BUT here's a small update...Ok well after the flowers from the ex i told him to back off and that if anything he was only driving me away with his constant pursuit and begging... He took a few days but he seems to be giving me my space and acting normal for now.. but who really knows.. Anyway im SO not in a relationship or even dating mode right now that i dont really care..Anyway ive now lost 19lbs in total and i leave for the wedding tomorrow and i was hoping to be down 20.. we shall see at tomorrow mornings weigh in.. Yesterday my brother called me skinny hehe as he grabbed my fat... BUT it was nice to hear none the less ;)Ok so im going to my cousins wedding thats not in my town so im away this weekend and then im back for a week before i head overseas for 3 weeks.... Cant wait!Have a great Gobble Gobble if you are in Canada if not have a great weekend and a wonderful rest of October! More About: Time , Update
And hes back...
2007-09-25 16:07:00 Got a bouquet of flowers delivered to work yesterday from the ex.... Yup hes still trying to win me back poor guy..I mean i feel for him who wouldn't regret treating me like i wasnt anything special? Who wouldn't be upset that they lost a great thing? Yeah well i dont know how much clearer i can make it that im simply not interested in getting back together at this point. I just dont feel the same way anymore, too much has happened and quite frankly im really content being single...Its just kinda stressful to know that i have someones supposed happiness on my hands... OYE More About: Back
Truckers!
2007-09-12 17:22:00 WHY is it that almost all truckers feel the need to stare at you with their beady little eyes while passing you or driving beside you? Are they trying to look down my top? Cuz really its pretty annoying.. today i must have been stared down by at least 10 truckers on my way to work.. while i could take this as a sign that at least my head is getting prettier as my weight drops i cant help but shudder as i pass them.Im sorry but no matter how fat i get or how ugly i could ever be i will NEVER and i mean NEVER take so much as a second look at YOU! You are old and have bad teeth. No that cigarette hanging out of your mouth while you flash me a little grin DOESN'T look sexy and NO you aren't being inconspicuous when you bend over backwards and raise your head so high just to look into my sun roof! and FYI honking your horn and blowing me a kiss only makes me want to vomit :)Don't get me wrong i admire your profession i mean working sometimes 80 hrs a week being gone from your family f... More About: Truckers
12 gone!
2007-09-06 19:51:00 Sweet down 12lbs but seem to be holding at this drop for a few days now... bah..Anyway not much else exciting going on... work has been nuts and lifes been crazy busy which i love. Only a month left before my travels start! Ill be gone 3 weeks or so in oct which will be fun although i tend to get home sick a lot so it may not end up being so fun lol...Hitting downtown tonight its apparently THE night to go out to lounges/restaurants for a few drinks.. although im still on my alcohol detox so maybe not!
OMG
2007-08-28 17:47:00 IM sooooo tired today! All i want to do is sleep :( I went to the gym for 40 mins then did an hour aquafit class and i think i over did it! I crashed around 10:30pm and woke at 7:30am but didnt sleep well i dont think... cant quite remember but all i know is i want my bed so bad right now :(So what no one liked my hat?? You all suck lol...In other news im now down 10.4lbs yay... not as fast as id hoped but whatever im on my way down :)
Have i gone astray??
2007-08-23 19:44:00 I know this blog isn't about my lifestyle change so maybe i shouldn't talk about it EVERY freakin day lol....In other news i got a sexy new hat :) check it out.. sans face of course :P I like hats but i find it so hard to find ones i love... this one is a bit big on me and ive had to pin it but i love it :)Havent spoken to the ex in over a week... and you know what im SO ok with that.... yes i miss talking to someone but i need to really keep my mind in check in terms of my goals.Oh so get this... remember random coffee guy? Well after not talking at all for over a month and a half i was passing his area and decided to text him with "hey long time how was the bar? (he took the bar exam)... dont ask me why but i kinda just wanted to see if he would respond. Well no response that night and it actually didnt bother me at all. I get to work and my cell rings... not sure of the #...Me: "hello"Him: "Hey its *****"***small talk for a minute***Him: "so do you wanna meet up for a coffee?"M... More About: Tray , Astra
What is Aquafit you ask??!!
2007-08-22 16:57:00 AquaFit stands for Aqua Fitness here is a description of the class im taking.COMBO CLASS This 55 minute energetic class is designed for all types of participants. Join us for a well-rounded workout which includes a warm up, 30 minute cardio segment, muscle endurance. I have my second class today :) Good bonding time with the moms too....Hey Anon... cant wait to see you sunday and thanks for all the support you mean the world to me :)
Who knew!
2007-08-21 18:55:00 WHO knew that Aquafit would actually feel like a workout!! lol... Last nights class was amazing. So much fun and a great workout i must say. I can totally see it helping with toning and maybe even weight loss... Hey its a form of exercise right!Well whoever gave me luck yesterday i must thank you because it worked!! Today was my 2 week weigh in and I am now down 8lbs in total... YAY!! I have certain goals which i will keep to myself for now but they are SO much more within reach now :)Tonight im keeping busy by cheering my brothers baseball team on in their playoff game so that should be fun, gotta represent!! They are apparently all going for drinks after but i think ill stick to my diet cokes and water, why break my alcohol detox right?I gotta say its SO much harder to get my water down when its freakin freezing!! It IS still summer right?! More About: Who Knew
Almost 2 weeks down...
2007-08-20 17:11:00 Well tomorrow will be my 2 week mark of this new lifestyle. Im still sitting at a 7lbs loss and its a bit frustrating not seeing that scale move because i was SO good all weekend! Went to a BBQ and watched everyone else eat all the cakes, cookies and chocolate covered macaroons :( I didnt touch any of it since im still trying to detox myself off sugar but i did have fruit and that may have done it. Yes yes i know fruits are VERY good for you however certain fruits are very high in sugar like grapes and i had a bunch of grapes, but it was the only thing i could do to stop myself from picking up a macaroon.... Bah in the end the fruit was my enemy too lol... I just dont get it i pretty much drown myself in water.. i suppose it helps me from gaining which is good right?No i am very proud of myself for not giving in to temptation or drinking this weekend..(its been like what 3-4 weeks with ZERO alcohol!) My friends have been amazing and very supportive which is SO key. They keep me in c... More About: Weeks
This IS working!!
2007-08-17 20:14:00 Well thank you for your concerns and questions (keep em coming) about my trying to be healthier. First off NO im def not starving myself, this does not work for me and actually kinda makes me binge eat when i finally do eat. What im doing is basically what has worked for me in the past. Im low carbing it. No im not doing atkins cuz i think there is just too much fat in that plan for me, however i am doing my own sort of made up version of a low carb, low sugar thing and it seems to be working so really why question it right?!Im now down 7 lbs in total! Yay go me :) I do have a serious goal that im trying to reach by October so ill keep yall posted. Also ill be starting aquafit on monday and trying to get to the class 2x a week. Im also looking into bikram yoga.. anyone tried this???Anyway i will leave you with this.... NO i will not post a pic of me in a bikini cuz trust me no one wants to see that lol... however thank you for asking :) More About: Working , Workin
New lifestyle?
2007-08-15 18:55:00 Well since im newly single i decided that now would be a great time to make some life changes. One being my health! So ive changed the way im eating and am starting aquafit, bikram yoga and classes at the gym as of next week. Im down 5.6lbs since last week just by diet alone and im feeling a lot better already.Yup its time to work on me for a change! More About: Lifestyle , New Life
Im Back Once Again!!
2007-08-08 03:12:00 Did ya miss me??Well anyway, San Fran was good.. WAY 2 short if you ask me and i didnt really get to see ANY of the city which sucks but i did get to the closest mall! The wedding was simple and traditional and it was nice to see some of my extended family but I wish i had more time to explore. Oh well...I hadnt heard from the EX at all since i left his city. No contact what so ever until i arrived back from SF. I got a text that night at 1am from him just asking how my trip was and telling me that he saw my cousins at a wedding he was at.... YEAH great thanks for sharing.. I know we left on good terms and i dont have ill feelings towards him but really what was i supposed to say to that? I had been at a wedding all weekend myself at which my mother so nicely pointed out that some of HIS relatives were there. I was going to text him back with some remark about that but i was woken out of sleep and groggy and I just couldnt be bothered to respond.... so i didnt... and i havent. Hard ... More About: Back
Off 2 San Fran 2 Grab An In & Out Burger??!!!
2007-07-31 20:27:00 WHAT!!! No one had anything to say about my great story?! Hmph...Im off to San Fran cisco on Thursday for a few days.. Apparently im not allowed to leave without having eaten an In & Out Burger ! Since it will be my last time munching on a burger for a while (im going low carb when i get back) I feel the need to make it a point to have this so called amazing burger... How special can it be though? A hamburger is a hamburger no??? I shall report on my findings when i return :)Long weekend in Canada Bitches!! Enjoy ;) More About: Grab , Urge
Im Back. miss me??!
2007-07-30 05:39:00 Well im back from the west coast... early..if thats any indication of how things went with the EX *sigh*I think we both finally realized that we gave it another try and it wasnt working so what more could we do.. I told him i was leaving early 2 days before i could get a flight home so we still had 2 days together which was awkward at times. We both shed tears and had laughs, smiles and frowns and kisses and hugs during the next 2 days and when the time finally came for me to give him the last hug goodbye, i felt like i was in a movie. Tears streaming down our faces, embraced in each others arms knowing this was the end of a year of ups and downs and that we would be forever going our separate ways. He kissed me and I kissed him back and i could feel our combined tears on my lips, he whispered "we tried, we really tried", I shook my head unable to speak in agreement. Our arms finally parted ways and a few more words were exchanged before i knew it was time for me to go. I turned aro... More About: Back , Miss , Miss Me
Who else loves the Boyz???
2007-07-06 20:33:00 I mean just look at those matching outfits!!!They are my most favorite group EVER and I will be seeing them in concert for the second time this coming week..... I KNOW you are all SO jealous ;)*sigh* Back to my B2M daydream!! More About: Else
Attention Whore
2007-07-05 22:54:00 Is it wrong to get a little pissy if a certain guy who's trying to win you back gets a little busy one day and doesnt pay as much attention to you as you have now gotten used to getting from him??...GOD i have serious issues! More About: Whore , Attention , Tent
Product Plug!!
2007-07-03 18:34:00 Well hello!!Great product Plug I'd like to now take a moment to introduce you all to the BEST product on earth Tofu Shirataki Noodles!!!! Whats so good about them??? Check out these stats....WHEAT AND GLUTEN FREE 8 oz package, 2 servings, 20 calories per serving, .05 fat, 1 gram of protein 3 total carbs 2 of those are fiber, 1 net carb per serving.You really have to rinse them good because they kinda come in this water liquid and it smells like fish but that will go away once rinsed and cooked i promise. My fav way to eat em is to take one slice of light laughing cow cheese and melt it in a pan, add 1-2 table spoons of fat free sour cream and ground pepper. Once cheese is melted add rinsed noodles (make sure you cut them before placing them in pan as they are super long) heat up the noodles add salt to taste if you wish and desired veggies or meat and voila an amazing super filling meal thats SO low cal and very low carb!!!FYI the entire package (8oz) is ZERO point on weight watcher... More About: Product , Prod
Proof JS is good for something!!!
2007-06-28 20:31:00 Ok im kidding WHO doesn't love Jessica Simpson and her ditzy self?!!Seriously though ladies listen up... Jessica's new (or not so new) line of hair extensions rock!! My advice, get em off eBay and save yourself about $60.00!! ClassyBitch decided to take the plunge in an attempt for fuller hair and bought both the straight and curly long extensions. I was thinking about it but wasn't convinced since i hadn't tried it on. They however looked amazing on her so a few weeks later I went to my salon and asked if I could try it on. They allowed me but when CB went and asked they said no so i guess it depends.Anyway so I found out the name of the color that suited me and ordered them off ebay.ca and saved myself a bunch of money.I went on Saturday to get bangs again and had my hairdresser put the clip on extensions in for me and I got a ton of compliments that night. Just to prove how fab they are heres a pic of me from that night... *face has been edited out to keep my anonymity on thi... More About: Proof , Good , Thing , Some
Hello June!
2007-06-26 17:24:00 Wow HOW is it the end of June already??!! The summer is passing by so quick yet nothing much has changed. I head to the city where the EX lives in 2 and a half weeks to visit family and ive decided that im going to see him.Now before you all yell at me id just like to say that ive given this a lot of thought and if i go there and avoid seeing him i KNOW ill come back here and wish that i had. If nothing else then to see if there are still feelings there but its something ive decided to do and im ok with that. Hes in the process of moving into his condo and im curious to see it and hes also asked for my expert advice when it comes to decorating so we are gonna hit a few stores while im there.I guess ill know a lot more once i see him. I hope he doesn't mess it up lol...As for coffee guy yeah well hes a dork! He has apparently been "too busy studying" to even give me a call or go for coffee so ive given up on him all together. Its a shame since i felt that we had a great connection a... More About: Hello
Introducing S man!
2007-06-19 21:56:00 As promised i am bitching about my other issue. this is gonna be a long one, because there is soooo much history!so i have had this guy friend for as long as i can remember. his name is gonna be S man from now on. and no there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING super about the S... mmm super man! yum! ok im sidetracking back to S man. he and I have been great friends on and off for the past 6 - 7 years now. he has been present through an ex boyfriend and an ex fiance. when i had just broken up with the ex boyfriend he told me that he "loved" me! now i ask you how can someone love me without ever being with me??? anyway i didnt ask those questions merely felt weird because of the fact that i was dissappointed that he chose that very moment to tell me when he knows that i just need a friend because i was going through something! anyway we got into a fight, i didnt wanna deal with the shit, so i cut him off for a month. he came back apologized we once again had a great friendship and al... More About: Intro
Too much to bitch about...
More articles from this author:2007-06-19 21:08:00 hellooooo everybodayyyy! it's been a while and i've been a busy bee! a miserable one, but still a busy one! so because i have so much to say i've decided that i will do two posts today.... So Mr. G. has been calling very regularly. and to tell you the truth i kinda secretly like it. yes i know its because i dont have anyone else and its because im lonely and yes to an extent im also ignoring all the warnings that i am putting in my own head. you know what though, its almost like im thinking to myself, well im not calling him, ive made myself CRYSTAL clear to him and he knows that the possibility of me and him getting back together again is slim to none... when we were together i found talking to G very difficult because he always got all defensive and so on. its a little more refreshing now because i feel as though im actually being heard. he has apologized repeatedly and yet he has not made a promise to change. The fact that he hasnt made that promise makes talking to h... More About: Bitch 1, 2, 3 |



