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The Yonkers Lipstick Bandit
2007-03-22 03:01:00
The Lips tick Band it has been busted.I'm not talking about Kim Jung, the lady famous for her Twitter haiku. THAT kissing bandit is a Photobucket girl who became known around the SXWX fest for her Missha Moisture Red 322 plastered lips, which were generously smacked on any person within smooch distance. Kim gave a plug for the Missha brand saying it was the ideal bandit stick--being just right for transferability--but not too squishy.Being a Web 2.0 devotee, Kim has attempted to rationalize her psychotic behavior as being "completely transparent meatspace social network tagging":Ok, those were all justifiable Lip tags. Some more of her victims can be found here.No one at SXWX turned in Kim Jung. But, as I have commented many times, Texas is not the Bronx.Three New York women are complaining about the touchy-feely nature of their boss's management style.Serena Reaves- Cain would plant smackers on her female employees at the Bronx Human Rights Administration Office. The face s...
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Dancing through America
2007-03-21 21:07:00
The big political news is the Democratic Congress, rather than doing anything of importance, is attempting to prove the Bush White House is partisan. I don't really understand why the Attorney General got so freakin wimpy when pressed on the issue. It’s not like this is any big secret.The Demos want to issue some subpoenas requiring that The Brain and the most unqualified candidate ever to be nominated for a slot on the Supremes, trek up the hill and testify under oath about sacking the U.S. Attorneys, who balked at the suggestion they use the federal courts to torture political opponents.Like all congressional inquisitions, it would mostly consist of wind bag grandstanding. But I am sure there would be the occasional stinger: "What were Judith Miller's wet panties doing in your back seat?"Dubya has offered to let them chat, but not under oath, and none of it would be for public consumption. Like I say, I really don't care. But I do wonder why it was necessary to have the ...
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The Trucks
2007-03-21 06:56:00
The Truck s are another girl band from Washington State, in the long tradition of bipolar chic. With the attitude the girls have it is unlikely their sound will ever get too much mainstream radio play, and if they do, they will lose the audience they are sure to gain.Despite all my harping about Web 2.0, it is a venue where "those kind" of artists can find their audience. However, I grew up at the epicenter of punk and Riot Grrls, and the music always got out, and the world did indeed beat a path to the espresso joints and grunge bars. But, it was nice to see them get a headnote at the SXSW festival. And since this is the hyperreal post-modern world, check out their tunes on the MySpace site (also available at the net site). I kinda like "Why the". Nice use of bells--bells and whistling.The site has a bunch of pics to share. It is all very fluffy pink Riot--pigtails,quilts, a chick with a removal front tooth, underwear on the outside, and so on. True to the genre the first song o...
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Short Shorts Slideshow
2007-03-20 21:44:00
This is, without doubt, my shallowest effort to date.But, it does fit into the general theme of the blog:I think it most likely I'd bond most quickly with ab tat lady.Though I''m quite certain they're all nice girls.However, could have done without the dude with the groping paws.
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Becky the Martyr
2007-03-20 18:23:00
I am mindful that folks from The Religion of Peace do stop by the blog. And like everyone else they are welcome.It seems most of the time they are just looking for tits and ass. That's cool--better than politics.But I think Northboy666 may have more on his mind. I can't read the language he speaks, but it seems he has thrown me a link. It also appears he is a rather morbid fellow.Do you think I am the object of a fatwa?Sister Judy would be so proud.Whodda ever thought?Beck y the Mart y r.
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Steven Furtick and the Technorati Apple
2007-03-20 09:17:00
The other day I mentioned sometimes I get nasty messages. I have recently learned I should not be reading these. In fact, Jesus wants me to have someone else screen them out. Otherwise I may be sentenced to eternal damnation, or at the very least, a godless life.But, it is a good thing to read the suck up emails.This way of life is known as "building parameters for protection."That is what Pastor Steve n Furtick preaches. Steve is the Pastor of Elevation Church in Charlotte, North Carolina. He seems to be an earnest blogger, with a number of people who read him, although he is not in the top 100,000 Tech no rati blogs in terms of traffic.That is not a big deal, but what is a strange is he has become the Tammy Nyp of the Bible Belt.No, the Pastor was not videoed doing the nasty. He did something else that made him the number 2 search item on Technorati today.It is all the result of his triumph over mortal weakness.It seems Steve has been slumming a bit on Technorati. And no, he has...
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Supreme Court Takes on Trash Talking Kids
2007-03-20 01:15:00
I went to an all girls high school. So our football allegiance was to the public high school. On Friday nights in the Fall we could always be found rooting on the Bears. Of course, many of us were also mightily interested in the football players.Brad was not a football player. But he was our favorite. Brad was one of those kids that had not yet experienced his growth spurt.He couldn’t have been much over five feet-and he was just so damn cute and cuddly-we loved him-as did the girls from his own school. It is no surprise he was made into the cheerleading mascot. He would dress in his little bear costume and join the cheerleaders in leading the team on. After the game he had no difficulty finding partners at the high school dance held at the gym a couple hundred yards behind the football stadium.But thanks to us the little Bear got a little out of line and became embroiled in a First Amendment issue.And, I guess kids are still stirring the old constitutional pot.Four years ago ano...
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The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping With Chicks
2007-03-19 18:53:00
I really wasn't trying to be a flirt when I gave my friend a copy of the "The Straight Girl 's Guide to Sleeping With Chick s" for her birthday. It's just that girls named "Sarah" or "Sara" are always so cool.Of course, this does not mean they are bi. It's just that these days it seems you can't swing a pair of panties at a bridal shower without hitting a straight girl who hasn't done a Sapphic fling, thought about, or is sure to do it the next time she ingests more than two Margaritas.And is there a female celebrity that has not been caught in a lip lock with another girl?I am not sure why this is. In the Bible Belt they see it as a sign of the Rapture. San Francisco doesn’t like it either.While the Church ladies see sin, the gay rights activists fear the dilution of their constituency to meaninglessness. The post-modernists feel everyone is a bit bi, which does seem a little too affirmative action to me.But girls have never been afraid to admire each other's physical attri...

The Cliches of Britney Spears
2007-03-19 07:07:00
I know it is hard to believe, but sometimes the readers of this blog send me nasty messages. I usually ignore these. But, at times I do reply. And sometimes I get a response to my reply. And it is almost always very nice, sometimes apologetic.This is cos some cliches are true and others are not.One thing people often say is they would like to say something to another person's face. This is almost always untrue. It is true the person would like to say it, but if presented the opportunity, they almost always refrain.On the Net it is all too easy to fire off a nastygram to a vague entity out there somewhere in cyberspace. But, when there are signs a real breathing living person is out there, it is much different.I don't know Britney Spears . But I know young mothers who have gone though divorce. I know what a mental meltdown is. I have seen substance abuse up close. I have heard that rehab is not real fun, and a lot of the patients don't act real nice. Sometimes before it takes, peo...
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Emmerdale
2007-03-18 22:34:00
Since we are Coaliton Forces, don't you think it would be nice if the Brits would share Emme rdale ?I've never actually seen it, but I am quite sure it is at least as entertaining as Masterpiece Theatre.The hook for me is Sammy Winward, whose pic graces today's post. She plays the part of Katie Sugden on the British soap. And she got featured on this blog for a couple of reasons.First, obviously, she is attired to fit the theme.Second, the word is this year the girls of Emmerdale are going orientating again.It seems Katie's asshole husband, Andy, dumped her for Emmerdale's slut and temptress Jo Stiles.Katie finds comfort in female companionship.The producers have not yet said who Sammy's love interest will be. There is a rumor it will be Roxanne Pallet's character:That would work.
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Scoble Admits Microsoft Sucks
2007-03-18 07:55:00
Have I ever mentioned that Micro soft sucks?Well a couple of times--historically, business practices, well--they just suck.Strangely I never get any comments on this. I have wondered if all my readers are profoundly satisfied with their crappy code and bully ways. Most likely they are just bored, cos it isn't exactly news. And it is so historically wretched there is no way its anything remotely hip. Perhaps more perceptive observations are expected of me.But it is news when Geek Blogger Robert Scoble makes the same observation. The widely read tech blogger and former in-house Microsoft propagandist is now facing the fact that indeed, Microsoft sucks.It was the ever loveable Steve Ballmer that goaded The Scobleizer into action.Last Week the Chief Goon was trashing Google to some Stanford business students. It was the same type of inane thing as when he remarked Microsoft had not observed one single innovation coming out of Open Source.Steve said:"Google has built only one good busi...
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St. Paddy's Day Binge
2007-03-17 17:06:00
Everyone says it is just a big stereotype. And as is often the case when everyone says it is just a stereotype, it is actually true.It turns out the Irish are the world's biggest binge drinkers. And this is why everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day.The survey, conducted in October and November last year, found that almost one in five people between the ages of 15 and 24 drink five or more alcoholic beverages in one session.The poll found that 34% of Irish people questioned saying they "usually" binge drink, followed by Finland, where 27% of respondents said they did the same. Britain was third with 24% and Denmark fourth with 23%.Bing e drinking was defined as five drinks in one sitting.But, it seems to me the whole concept of binge drinking is pretty slippery. I mean if some bloke comes home after a hard day's work and spends the whole evening in the pub, to get away from the family that despises him, and knocks down five stouts, is that binge drinking?And what if he ...
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Happy St. Patrick's Day
2007-03-17 02:06:00
There is only one rule on St. Patrick ’s Day, and that is to try and avoid vomiting. The best way to do this is to avoid Green Beer, and never mix it with your Lucky Charms. Up in New England they serve this type of corned beef called Gray Corn Beef. It is called this cos of it's gruesome gray complection. It is best avoided also.What are you doing this day?I will of course be drinking, since it is the first drinking holiday since Groundhog's Day. I used to have a tradition of going out de-panties on the day. It started with a bunch of us young lassies in college. But somehow that seems so passé these days. This year I think I'll do a pair of Kiss Me I'm Irish Boxers.It is, of course, a big day for politicians. They will be marching in New York, Boston and Chicago--I suppose elsewhere. This is the dark side of the day. However, it is one of one the reasons early morning drinking is recommended.But this year The Troubles are rearing their ugly head in the USA. Of course, wh...
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Angel Raich: Be A Good American and Just Die
2007-03-16 17:55:00
It’s almost the weekend and St. Patrick’s Day, and a time to lighten up. But before I do that, I got one major bitch I’m gonna share. I suppose I should start by just pointing out that George Bush and the Just ice Department are a bunch of fucking morons.I have discussed before the reasons why we have stupid pot laws which criminalize a substance much less dangerous than alcohol, tobacco, sugar, fat and aerosol sprays. For now I’ll just summarize the situation by saying men who like to cram their big fat stomachs with whiskey wrote them.Eleven states have legalized medical marijuana. However the Republican administration, believing that states’ rights only applies when some hick state wants to enact some vulgar law to keep fagots in their place, has made it clear the states and its citizens are way too stupid to decide this for themselves.The Great White Father and the God-fearing Republican Party feel it necessary to protect us from our weak desires and inferior brains...
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Beyond Abortion: Women Are Uniting
2007-03-16 08:39:00
Well, this is sure nice to see.For years now, the fervor of the abortion debate has totally split the cause of women. Politicians and militant ideologues of both sides have used the division to split women into divisive camps.Other issues important to women have either languished, or the division has been used to persuade women to actually adopt anti-women positions. And the whole thing has produced some real shitty anti-women legislation.The other day Lynn Paltrow, one of America's top feminist leaders, wrote an op-ed piece . Miss Paltrow is the director of National Advocates For Pregnant Women .As some of you know, I do not favor abortion on demand. However, I deplore many of the tactics used by the anti-abortion lobby (as well as the pro-choicers). One of these, is the myth there are two types of women--those who have abortions (the baby killing infidels) and those who do not (the misogynistic fundie airhead Moms).Miss Paltrow points out that 61 percent of women who have aborti...
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