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Queen of the Surf Pirates
The life and thoughts of an Outer Banks Surf Mom... Going on about motherhood, surfing, and I'm pretty sure that this is the only Outer Banks Lesbian surfer mom of twin baby girls and a blogging dog blog on the internet.
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Sammy the Surf Dogs Outer Banks Surf Report
2007-05-15 12:13:00
Hi this is Sammy and I am a Surf Dog.(me at the Brew Thru)My momma, Paula the Surf Mom says she likes my surfin reports, and she is very smart cos she knows how to open the treat box in the kitchen. My momma gets me lots of treats when she goes to the store. I love my momma and treats are very good you know.I also like going in the truck to the Brew Thru cos they give me treats too and they gave me lots of treats yesterday and said please write about us in your surfin report Sammy, so I did.(click the picture for my friends at the Brew Thru's commercial)And now for today's Surfin Report .Morning Surfin Dude and Dudette peoples. The waves today are really really big and way over my head and if you're a surfin peoples they are up to your tummy. My momma says because the wind is blowing out of the SSW at 5 - 10mph the waves are also glassy. I think the waves are pretty but they still taste yucky. She also told me cos it was high tide at 6:34am the waves aren't breaking till they...
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The Surf Mom Report- My first Mothers Day
2007-05-14 20:47:00
Today?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:The Twin Surf Princesses... Halie and KymaYou light up my lifeYou give me hopeTo carry onYou light up my daysand fill my nights with songIt can't be wrongWhen it feels so right'Cause YouYou light up my lifeI had a very nice First Mothers Day and I'm sitting here today reflecting on this whole motherhood thing.It is hard some days to believe that these two little gifts have been in my life but a little over six months, because sometimes I feel as though there has never been a time they were not here. They have become so much the center of my life; Everything I do seems in some way involves them.I am also amazed how naturally motherhood has come to me. I was so worried when the girls were first born that I would break them or would not know how to take care of them or in some way physiologically mess them up (well, I suppose there is still time for me to do that, but I'll cross that bridge we I get there.), but as of yet none of ...
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2007-05-14 16:03:00
Todays keyword search that brought someone to the Queen of the Surf Pirates and me the most amusement was ....felony porn "just a click away" (Google)No reader, not on this blog, but Jason at GorillaSushi might be able to help you out today.Tags: Internet porn, felony porn
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The Sammy the Surf Dog Outer Banks Surfin Report
2007-05-14 14:56:00
Hi this is Sammy and I'm a Dog...My Momma said I dided such a good job doin the surfin report yesterday that she is gonna to let me do it all the time now, so now this is the Sammy the Surf Dogs Outer Bank s Surfin Report .I'm so happy I get to do the surfin report that I chewed the ears off my stuffed monkey toy.And now for today's Surfin Report.Mornin Surfin Dude and Dudette Peoples. Today the waves are way, way over my head and are about stomach to chest high if you are a surfin peoples. They are also kind of choppy cos the wind is blowin from the North Northeast at about 10 to 15 mph. But it's sunny outside so I'm happy and want to roll around in the sand and go chase birds away from the beach. Birds are bad you know.My momma said that the waves we have kinda look to her like they are staring to get some good surf able lines to them and my momma is pretty smart so you should listen to her like I do, cos I'm a very good dog and listen all of the time you know, so you should ...
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Today's Surf Mom Outer Banks Surf Report
2007-05-13 14:46:00
Hi this is Sammy and I am a dog... Today is Mommies Day so Halie, Kyma and me decided to give our momma the day off from bloggin (she still has to get us breakfast though) so I will be doing the surfing report today.Morning surfin peoples and happy mommies day to all of you surfin mommy peoples. Today the waves are very wet, taste yucky and are over your head if your are a dog and about thigh high and choppy if you are surfin peoples. It is also really, really windy here today and I have my Sammy the Surf Dog hoody on this morning so my ears don't fly off. My momma say the wind is blowing from the North Northeast at 20 to 25 mph.I think we are going to have a good surfin day, cos the waves are getting bigger and the water is nice and warm at about 65 degrees. My Momma also told me to tell you that Low tide will be at 10:54am and High tide will be at 5:15pm and that it got light outside today at 5:59am and will get dark at 8:00pm.My Momma usually has this report completed in the mor...
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The Surf Mom Report- Fords Answer
2007-05-13 05:50:00
Today?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:Victory Chevrolet in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina 6166 North Croatan HwyKitty Hawk, NC 27949Your Outer Banks source for the Chevy Avalanche...The Official Truck of the Original Surf Mom. You folks might remember last week I said that I had E-Mailed Ford about their using my life story for their Lincoln MKX surf mom commercial. In that communicationI told Ford and Lincoln that I really didn't expect a new MKX from them but I instead told Ford that we do have several surfing related events here in the Outer Banks that it would be nice if Ford and Lincoln sponsored.Well I got an answer back and here it is....Dear Paula,Thank you for contacting the Ford Motor Company Customer Relationship Center regarding your request for sponsorship.Ford Motor Company's charitable donations are primarily handled by the Ford Motor Company Fund (Ford Fund). Ford Fund is a not-for-profit corporation organized in 1949.Made possible by Ford Motor Compan...
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2007-05-12 14:59:00
Todays keyword search that brought someone to the Queen of the Surf Pirates and me the most amusement was ....does the outer banks allow thongs (Google)Well that all depends reader on if...you look like this?or like this?Tags: Gabby Reese Photo, Rosie O'Donnell Photo, outer banks, thongs
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Todays Surf Mom Outer Banks Surf Report.
2007-05-12 13:48:00
Morning Dudes and Dudettes, here is your Paula the Surf Mom Outer Banks Surf Report for May 12, 2007.Well presently there is no surf in the Outer Banks this morning; we have flat and glassy conditions with a light Southwest wind coming in at 5 to 10mph and I wouldn't look for that to improve anytime today. Now the weatherman is saying that we should expect another storm to develop off the coast of North Carolina by Sunday and that should be giving us something to surf through around Tuesday.It looks like it is going to be a good morning to hit the beach as our air temps are currently in the 70's and our water temps have all gone into the low to mid 60's.Low tide today will be at 10:00am, and high tide at 4:17pm. The sun rose at 6:00am and will set at 7:59pm.I usually have this report completed in the morning, but please take into consideration that weather conditions on the Outer Banks of North Carolina can change in a short period of time. For a detailed current forecast and mo...
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The Surf Mom Report-Breaking News... Surf Mom Injured
2007-05-11 21:21:00
S-Turns Green-Kenny OnufrockToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:The Fine Staff at First Flight OrthopedicsOn the Big Road in Kitty HawkIn my surf report yesterday I mentioned that I had a little mishap while out surfing at Jennette s Pier Wednesday.Everything was going great, we had a nicely breaking little 6 foot swell, I was one of four surfers on at that spot and must have gotten 15 good rides, then it happened... I was coming off the bottom of a wave, driving straight up the wall, hit the lip and went to snap around when things went very wrong. Now I'm not sure how it all went wrong but before I knew it I was in a hold down for what seemed an eternity and then in shallow breaking waves, I found myself going over the falls and ending up in a major face plant in the sand. Ouch.Well in evaluating the damage I found that not only did my face look like someone took a belt sander to it, I also had a knee that was swollen to the size of a basketball.(surf moms knee)I a...
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2007-05-11 15:51:00
Todays keyword search that brought someone to the Queen of the Surf Pirates and me the most amusement was ....I can't say that any I derived particular amusement from these searches anymore other then to say I still get a lot of hits on this one... about 1500 a day at last count. Yeah you guessed it....LINCOLN SURFING MOM COMMERCIAL(Google)Today I took the bull by the horns and E- Mailed Ford about this situation. I Introduced myself and told them that I really don't expect that they send me a free Lincoln MKX, but that we are having several surfing related events here in the Outer Banks that it would be nice if Ford and Lincoln sponsored.I also told Ford and Lincoln that if they did show us Outer Banks surfers some love then I would stop making fun of their Lincoln MKX and I would also stop telling all of the folks E-Mailing, asking me if I am the Lincoln Surf Mom in their commercial, how much how much I really love my Chevy Avalanche.Now its up to them, will Ford and Lincoln...
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Todays Surf Mom Outer Banks Surf Report.
2007-05-11 15:33:00
Good Morning Dudes and Dudettes. Well all of the big surf event of the past week has pretty much gone with Andrea, leaving us with glassy surface conditions, thigh to waist high waves and a nice morning for longboarders. Right now our wind is barely perceptible at 5 mph out of the south and our water temps are in the high 50's and low 60's. It is also a nice spring morning here in the Outer Banks ; our air temps currently are in the 70's and it is sunny. What we have out there surf wise will probably die off as the day progresses and tomorrow there won't be much of anything at all, but we do have another front moving into the area that should get things working again Sunday.Low tide today was at 9:05am and high tide will be at 3:17pm. The sun rose this morning at 6:01am and will set at 7:58pm.I usually have this report completed in the morning, but please take into consideration that weather conditions on the Outer Banks of North Carolina can change in a short period of time. ...
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The Surf Mom Report- An Outer Banks Film Event
2007-05-11 05:25:00
Today?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:Dean SmithandYesterday Dean confirmed that on SATURDAY August 18th he and SHAPEMAKERS are coming to the Outer Banks and he will be a sponsor of The 1st Annual GLOBAL SURF NETWORK Outer Banks Surf Film Festival & "Expression Session" at The Pit Surf Shop .All details will be announced at a later date, but if you're interested in reserving advance tickets for this show or you are a Musician, Artist, Photographer, or Surf Filmmaker and would like to be a part of this event, you can contact Rob at GSN by calling 800-643-5705 or by E- Mailing him at Rob_GSN@msn.com.Tags: SHAPEMAKERS, Outer Banks Surf Film Festival & "Expression Session"
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2007-05-10 14:06:00
Todays keyword search that brought someone to the Queen of the Surf Pirates site and me the most amusement was ....meet laird hamilton, devon (Google)I'd love to... and maybe he could get his wife Gabby Reese to autograph this picture (or something) for me while I was there...and while I was there I would also invite her to come play volleyball on my beach anytime her little Victoria's Secret clad heart desires.I know...I'm so bad.Tags: Laird Hamilton, Gabby Reese
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Todays Surf Mom Outer Banks Surf Report.
2007-05-10 13:03:00
And They Call Her AndreaWell Dudes and Dudettes the beating that the Outer Banks took for almost 5 days now has a name, they call her Tropical Storm Anderea. Anderea has to be the earliest named storm I can remember and came three week before the start of the official 07 hurricane season. She is now moving to the south and things are starting to settle down some.Yesterday I went out when I probably shouldn't and for a while managed to catch some really great rides, that is till I took a major face plant into the sand ... this morning I sit here with a wrenched back, a knee the size of a basketball, and a face looking like someone took a Black and Decker sander to it. God, I just love surfing.I would really like to give you a surf report this morning, but right now I can't see the ocean from my up stairs deck for all of the fog out there and I can't really walk all that well so I have not been out on the beach this morning, but from the little I can see from here at the house I...
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The Surf Mom Report... Makin Babies
2007-05-08 16:07:00
Island Glass-Kenny OnufrockToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:Laird Hamilton... Maybe future father of my next child?I'm sure every surfer knows who Laird Hamilton is, but for all of my more surfing challenged readers Laird Hamilton is the biggest all time big wave surfer ever born. The Adopted son of Big-Wave surfer Bill Hamilton, Laird grew up in the 1960s and 1970s on one of the greatest surfing locations in the world on, the north coast of Oahu.Laird is a pioneer of tow-in surfing which is pretty much the only way to catch monstrous waves such as those that can be seen at Jaws off the coast of Maui and off the coastline of Tahiti.In 1996, People magazine named him one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the World, he has been featured on the cover of National Geographic, dropping into a 60-foot beast at Jaws, as well as appearing in the movies Riding Giants, Endless Summer II and many others.Last week my bud Alex Wade over at Surf Nation posted on his blog th...
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2007-05-08 14:47:00
Todays keyword search that brought some poor Google mis-directed souls to the Queen of the Surf Pirates and me the most amusement was ....surfdog towels (Google)Ok, we can do that one...The Surf Dog with his towel.Tags: surfdog towels, StatCount er, surf Dog
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And now for todays Surf Mom Outer Banks Surf Report
2007-05-08 14:30:00
Morning Dudes and Dudes. Yes it's still very windy here in the Outer Banks and our surf is still very big; We current have a 30 mph + off shore wind from North East, giving us wave that are nearly four foot over head. On the down side everything we are seeing is May Tag choppy and completely un-surfable with dangerous rip currents.As this storm starts to move off we can expect to see better and cleaner surfing conditions starting Wednesday and lasting till the end of the week.Low tide today will be at 6:21pm and High tide will be at 12:16pm. The sun rose at 6:03am and will set at 7:56pm. Our water temps are current being reported from all station in the mid to high 50's.Also this morning, NC Highway 12 on Hatteras Island between the Oregon Inlet Bridge and Rodanthe remains closed to all traffic due to blowing sand and ocean over wash and Southbound traffic on Highway 12 is being turned around at the north end of the Oregon Inlet Bridge and the bridge will remain closed until l...
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The Outer Banks... a very windy place
2007-05-07 18:35:00
Keg-Kenny OnufrockToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:The National Weather Service MAINLAND DARE-MAINLAND HYDE-CARTERET-OUTER BANKS DARE- OUTER BANKS HYDE- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF... MOREHEAD CITY...BEAUFORT... EMERALD ISLE...NEWPORT...KILL DEVIL HILLS... KITTY HAWK... NAGS HEAD...SOUTHERN SHORES 403 AM EDT MON MAY 7 2007...HIGH WIND WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 8 PM EDT THIS EVENING...STRONG LOW PRESSURE EAST OF THE NORTH CAROLINA SOUTH CAROLINA BORDER COMBINED WITH STRONG HIGH PRESSURE OVER NEW ENGLAND WILL LEAD TO STRONG NORTHEAST WINDS OF 30 TO 40 MPH ACROSS THE ADVISORY AREA TODAY AND INTO THIS EVENING. SOME GUSTS INTO THE 50 MPH RANGE ARE POSSIBLE...ESPECIALLY DURING THE AFTERNOON HOURS.A HIGH WIND WARNING MEANS A HAZARDOUS HIGH WIND EVENT IS EXPECTED OR OCCURRING. SUSTAINED WIND SPEEDS OF AT LEAST 40 MPH OR GUSTS OF 58 MPH OR HIGHER CAN LEAD TO PROPERTY DAMAGE.Now I has anyone seen my trash can or lawn chairs? The last time I saw them they were headed over i...
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you like me, you really do like me.
2007-05-06 16:12:00
Carolina Beach Pier View-Kenny OnufrockToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by: Awards, Nominations, and Kudo's to My Blog FriendsEven though The Queen of the Surf Pirates might be the most search engine misplaced blog in the history of cyperspace it would seem you like me, you really do like me.This first week I got nominated for a blogger choice award.(click to vote)Then I got chosen to be a keynote speaker at the Greater Outer Banks Bloggers Summit.(click for 411)Then my friend Leigh picked me for a thinking Blogger Award, because even though I tend to avoid thinking as much as I possibly can, it seems I can inspire Leigh to use her head for more then just a place to put a hat.(click to see how I did this)So here is to the 5 blog friends that get my brain wheels turning and I think should have this award.Jason at Gorilla Sushi.... Because he taught me how to blog, but it was just unfortunate I don't really pay attention that well. (yeah I know you tagged me, but I d...
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Cinco de Mayo 2007
2007-05-05 18:15:00
Waimea Shorebreak-Kenny OnufrockToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:(click the above banner for more Cinco de Mayo 411)A Few Facts About Cinco de Mayo and Mexico Cinco de Mayo means ?the fifth of May? in Spanish and many people believe it is Mexico?s Independence Day and if you are one of these folks then you would be wrong. (Mexico?s Independence Day is September 16.) Cinco de Mayo is the anniversary of a battle that took place between the Mexicans and the French in 1862. The battle is known as the Battle of Puebla, and it celebrates Mexico?s victory over invading French troops. where a small, poorly armed group of about 4,500 men were able to stop the invasion of a well-equiped French army that had about 6,500 soldiers. This victory made the Mexican people very happy and in celebration they all moved to the United States.The population of Mexico is more than 106 million, give or take the 50 million or so who happen to live in this country at the moment. While Ci...
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Missions Accomplished
2007-05-04 23:57:00
Wrightsville Beach Sunset-Kenny OnufrockToday?s Surf Mom Report was nearly not brought to you today because:It was a very Busy day for Paula the Surf Mom.Sorry Dudes and Dudettes about the lateness of todays post... twas a very busy day for old Paula the Surf Mom and my day started out busy early and pretty much stayed that way for the duration.I had twins to take to the doctors this morning for check-ups and baby shots, which is always an adventure that in its self can exhaust me.It was also Pay Day around here, so I had money that needed banking, groceries that needed shopping and bills that needed paying.Also our first renters of summer showed up to our rental house down the beach road earlier then expected this morning only to find that sometime during the night the fridge must have given up the ghost and was no longer fridging. So I had to go to the Home Depot to get a new one for them and I did all of this with the Princesses in tow. I don't mind tell you I'm beat and the g...
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A Very Special OBX Event
2007-05-03 16:47:00
Wave Detail-Kenny OnufrockToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:Yes folks, here is the event you have been waiting for... The Greater Outer Banks Blogger Summit.The brain child of our friend Ronnie Roach over at the Outer Banks Real Estate Blog it is sure to be the must attend premier blogging event of the year, not only for the OBX, but the blogging world as a whole and it is likely to rival such events as the Academy Awards or the Sundance and Cannes Film Festivals for stellar attendees.This event is being held at 11:30 am next Thursday at The Kill Devil Grill, located at mile post 9 and 3/4 on the Beach Road in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina and will feature Ronnie Roach, 'Mayor' Bob Muller and a host of other Outer Banks Bloggers as they discus such topics as The Bloggers Code of Conduct, How to write a blog, SEO and how to promote your blog.And barring a freak spring hurricane, a tsunami, a surf day I just can't pass up or Ford and Lincoln showing up at my h...
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Wouldn't It Be Nice
2007-05-02 16:06:00
Sunset Mountain-Kenny OnufrockWould n't it be nice if we could wake upIn the morning when the day is newAnd after having spent the day togetherLaugh the whole night throughThese happy times together we are spendingI wish that every minute was never endingOh wouldn't it be niceToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:Yet another glorious day here in Nags Head, North CarolinaYep folks, the nicer the day... the later and shorter the posts be.Sorry.See you on some beach, somewhere.And now we go to Paula the Surf Mom's StatCounter for Surf Moms Favorite Keyword Search of the Day:Todays keyword search that brought someone to the Queen of the Surf Pirates and me the most amusement I don't think was all that Google mis-directed ....Seems the folks at The Ford Motor Company in Dearborn Michigan paid me yet another of their little visits at the Queen of the Surf Pirates this morning at around 7:30 am. 7:30 am? I must say, great work ethics you people at Ford have there. But I ...
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Wanna be my neighbor?
2007-05-01 18:10:00
Tropical Storm Irene-Kenny OnufrockIt's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,A beautiful day for a neighbor.Would you be mine?Could you be mine?...I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.Since we're together we might as well say:Would you be mine?Could you be mine?Won't you be my neighbor?Won't you please,Won't you please?Please won't you be my neighbor?Today?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:The Baby Jogger Q-Series Double Sport Stroller, a Beautiful OBX morning and an inspired run along the beach road.It was just glorious this morning here in the Outer Banks; Warm, Sunny and the First of May.I think May has to be my favorite month of the year, the weather starts getting warm on a regular basis again, meaning that the girls and I are not longer housebound all day long, that the tourist and the summer people start to return to the OBX, turning this sle...
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Let me Dream
2007-04-30 15:05:00
Mini Lineup-Kenny OnufrockCheer up, Sleepy Jean.Oh, what can it mean.To a daydream believerAnd a Surf Pirate Queen.Today?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:Beach Huggers of the Outer BanksThe Outer Banks Republic andView from the RidgeI have always thought, as do many others, that the Outer Banks in probably one of the most beautiful and wondrous places on this planet. There is a very palpable and very real essence to the OBX. The Wright Brother knew this and I'm sure the real reason they invented the airplane was so that they could facilitate quicker travel here. Ive been to a lot of beach towns, Key West, Florida amongst them and let me tell you Key West ain't got nothing on us and save for a few better known bars I'm sure that Hemingway and Buffet would have ended up here and today we would be The Margaritaville of song, story and legend. In this blog I like to try to show that here in the Outer Banks we got the whole Changes in Attitude thing down pat here. But even...
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Perfection
2007-04-28 16:30:00
Perfection in the Outer Banks-Kenny Onufrock?They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.?Winston ChurchillToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:JP atBecause he made my perfect Surf Board.a Chocolate tri-fin...Now you can crave up the waves and get a big ass all at the same time.JP you're work is way more awesome then anything the Cadbury rabbit could ever hope to produce and I'm not just cluckin around here when I say that you will always be my favorite shaping Honey Bunny... Here is a big Surf Mom thank you for being such an wonderful artist and a little prayer for my favorite shaper.My shaper who art in California,JP is thy name,Thy shape did come,Thy glass job was the best done,in Nags Head as it is in San Diego.You gave me this day my daily smileand forgave me my misspellingsAs I forgave most ( not all) of thosewho have dropped in on me.You lead me not into a close out,but delivered me through t...
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The Gift of Surf Mom
2007-04-27 14:58:00
Evening Lineup-Kenny Onufrock?While we pursue happiness, we flee from contentment.?Hasidic ProverbToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by: Esteban... giving you the gift of music and more...Yes readers I know you think this is a very odd sponsor for my surfing mom blog, but I selected Esteban to be todays sponsor because I think this guy is a freaking genius and I have been seriously looking at his plan for success as a business model for my future ventures.Recognizable by his bolero hat, sunglasses and flamenco guitar style, Esteban was born Stephen Paul in Pittsburgh, PA and started out as an itinerant music teacher and lounge picker at a Phoenix Arizona Hyatt Hotel with no real salable music talents. He became an industry sensation and a very rich man, topping the Billboard charts many times over with his numerous albums, videos and DVD's by appearing on QVC, the HSN and various infomercials hawking what many respected guitarists and music store owners have called a...
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Hello from Foggy Bottom OBX
2007-04-26 19:51:00
Water View Sky-Kenny Onufrock"Surfing is for life."BRUCE JENKINS, North Shore ChroniclesToday?s Surf Mom Report is being brought to you by:Great OBX Surf Spots...S-TurnsIf you head south on Highway 12 out of Nags Head you cross the Bonner Bridge over Oregon Inlet to Pea Island and The Cape Hatteras National Seashore and you'll also be heading for some of the best surf country that you will find in the United States. Just keep heading south on 12 till you get to the southern end of Pea Island and just north of the little town of Rodanthe there is an S-shaped curve in the road that is lined with cars and trucks; pull over, because you have just arrived at an Outer Banks regional classic and one of our best surf breaks we have to offer, named by the locals S-Turns.S -Turns is one of those breaks that is pure magic for surfers and regularly spews the best barrels you will find on the East Coast. It is neither for the inexperienced or weak hearted. Long a favorite of internation...
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I think my SEO plan has gone astray
2007-04-25 12:45:00
Cylinder Dreams-Kenny Onufrock"And I have loved thee, ocean! and my joy of youthful sports was on thy breast to be Borne, like thy bubbles, onward: from a boy I wantoned with thy breakers,"Lord ByronFrom Childe Harold's Pilgrimage.Today’s Surf Report is being brought to you by:The Queen of the Surf Pirates StatCounter. com key word analysis report.I'm pretty sure most of us who venture here into the Blogesphere have Hit counters and if you don't yet, sooner or later, you're going to want one if only as means of determining how many visitors your page is getting. There are many free page counters and Web site tracking services available that range from simple counters that give you only the number of hits you're getting to more sophisticated services that give you extensive data about your visitors. I'm pretty sure every blogger likes to know someone is out there reading their blog and you wouldn't know it from the comments I get on this page, but I actually have about 250 ...
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Wouldn't it Be Nice
2007-04-24 12:06:00
North Carolina Morning-Kenny OnufrockToday?s Surf Report is being brought to you by:The Clucking Rabbit folks over at Cadbury have finally brought together two of Surf Mom's favorite things; Surfing and chocolate into one tasty little video.... Thank You Easter Bunny.Surfing and Chocolate can both put me in a state of absolute contentment and ecstasy. If The Mystical Break at MP 18 was like the one in this video I certainly would not mind wiping out as much as I do. But I do have to say that surfing doesn't give me a big ass the way chocolate does.Hmmmm I wonder if I can get JP over at Surfy Surfy to shape me a board out of chocolate?And now for today's Surf Report.I think Chocolate surfing in my dreams is about the only surfing I will be doing today. Our surf here in the OBX this morning is only ankle to shin high with a fairly a strong offshore winds out of the Southwest at 15 to 20mph. The surface conditions are glassy but this wind is just not letting anything ride ab...
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