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Sammy's Back
2008-01-14 13:00:00
Mornin Surfin Dude and Dudette People this is Sammy the Surf Dog with Ur Outer Banks Surfin Report .Back Long time ago you might member I got runned over by a crazy drunk lady in her car and i got hurt really bad. Well I is all better now and I been goin back to the beach and looking at the waves.Now My momma has been all busy writtin her Lesbiatopia site but I think that site is really borin cos they never talk about gettin birds or playin Frisbee or surfin or dog treats or nothin. So I don't like to read it.So if my momma ain't gonna write this blog no more then I guess I will. So startin today this now the Sammy the Surf Dogs Blog and I is gonna be tellin you all about surfin and beach stuff. Ok?If u want to asked me any questions about my surfin report or want to tell me about some surfin news u think I should tell all of the other surfin peoples about, I have my own E- Mail now; its SammytheSurfDog@gmail.com, so write me somethin if you want.And Now for Sammy's Surfin and B...

An Open Letter to Digg
2007-12-20 20:13:00
Gentleman,Recently you banned a site I author called Lesbiatopia for mature content, you also recently banned another lesbian authored site called Just a Girl in Short Shorts for the same reason, but a search of your site with the word ‘lesbian’ reveals that there is still plenty of prurient lesbian content present, much of which I can assure you would be considered by many of my lesbian readers as exploitive and insulting… for example the content and comments of this very popular string that I had no problem finding on your site titled Britney Spears has lesbian footage of Paris Hilton. This post is seems only the tip of the iceberg when it come to efforts by your users to humiliate and degrade lesbians and gay people in general.So it sort of seems to me and several other lesbian and gay publishers I have contacted that your action against Lesbiatopia and other lesbian authored sites recently may well be a bit homophobic on your parts and that you seem to pander to a misog...
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Digg Strikes Again
2007-12-20 01:41:00
A word on this from Miss Becky: If mud wrestling pretend lesbians are your thing, Digg is the place to find them. That would be such things as Cute Lesbians Having Fun and Two Hot and Horny Lesbians. The ever popular feature is Paris Hilton in a sapphic romp.But, as I have mentioned before, if you are are an intelligent red neck lesbian who favors short shorts and has a tad bit of feminist concern, forget it. At first you will be buried alive, and if a picture of a topless woman appears on your blog, the pseudo-geeks at Digg will be oh so appalled, and get you permanently banned for being a dirty old dyke.I have already whined ad nauseum about Digg's campaign to bury me, until I was ultimately banned after posting Uber-Boob Fascination.However today I got word the Digg Dweebs have struck again. And this time things may get a little uncomfortable in the adolescent playground.In my in box this morning was notice that Lesbiatopa has been banned. The site is a compilation of th...

Is Diggs Homophobic?
2007-12-20 00:16:00
Lesbiatopia Gets Spanked By DiggsWell friends and readers it did not take us here at Lesbiatopia long before we have reluctantly found ourselves entering the realm of controversy as it would seem that Lesbiatopia has been banned by the internet book marking service Diggs, for displaying Adult content. But it is our option that our banning has more to do with a homophobic and misogynistic group think element by a of a small number of Digg users that tends to only wish to promote their personal views on homosexuality, lesbians and women in general.Diggs likes to promote itself as a non-hierarchical community-based popularity website, that uses a form of democratic editorial control were news stories and websites that are submitted by Digg users. Digg users then promote these submissions to the front page through a user-based ranking system.But in the past Diggs and its system has been not been without criticism.Diggs has accused by some of allowing companies to pay member of the inner...

New LGBT Website for the OBX
2007-11-19 01:28:00
Hey everyone! Paula has allowed me to post on her fabulous blog! I just wanted to give everyone a heads-up on the Outer Banks' newest LGBT website! Its called 'The Island' because, well, we live on an island... (I'm a simple guy.) The address is www.outobx.com and it is set up with a forum and a place on outobx.com to get your own personal blog! The Outer Banks is a fantastic place to live, and now we have a means of communication! So go on there! Post your favorite restaurant, your favorite activity, your favorite spot! ANYTHING! Lets come together and patronize those companies who appreciate and support our cause!Thanks,James Millerwww.outobx.com
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They're Backkkkkkkk
2007-11-14 16:04:00
Ok where have I been?Well as many of my regular reader know Paula the Surf Mom has been MIA from the Queen of the Surf Pirates for a little while now… and my In-Box is full of e-mails asking me where the hell did I go as a consequence.Well it’s like this…. I was walking down the beach one evening and aliens abducted me…. Ok, not buying that one are you?How about this? I’ve was on a secret mission for the government and ended up in a North Korean Prison, but I escaped, and while making my way back to the Outer Banks hidden in a secret compartment of Chinese container ship I discovered a malevolent plan on the part of the Kim’il Jung’s mutant son to undermine the very structure of this great nation of ours with poisoned pet treats and lead tainted baby toys. So first stopping in Cuba, I teamed up with Halie Berry. Halie and I first had hot sex and then afterwards we blew up Fidel Castro’s beard salon and then flew to Greenland where we found il Jung juniors secret fort...

Surfing Art: The Surf Photograpy of Kenny Onuforck
2007-11-09 12:04:00
The essence and beauty of surf photography is capturing that moment in time when everything comes together. The ability to intertwine independent forces; the weather, the swell, the surfer and the light, make surf photography an unparalleled art form. Kenny Onufrock is a surf photographer based in Wilmington, NC. He has been a freelance surf photographer and a full time real estate photographer for several years now and couldn't be happier. His work has been published in Eastern Surf Magazine, Surfing Magazine, Juice, Tide, Etc. and Line Up. He is also a frequent contributor to www.surfermag.com and www.surfline.comThis is Wishing you peace,love and good waves... I'm out for now.Tags: surf photography, Kenny Onufrock, surf photographer, surfing

Surfing Art: Cloud Rider by Meegan Feori
2007-11-09 11:58:00
The integral nature of surfing and creativity, for Meegan Feori, stems from her father, who introduced her to the ocean, and her mother, who encouraged her to create.As surfing seeped into Meegan’s soul, her artwork found its direction. Her figural style developed through a series of compromises and has since become a process of exploration and refinement. Surfing and art-making give Meegan a purpose. Each challenges her to grow while also rewarding her for her efforts.“I am a bella niña bruja ocean-loving dreamer compelled to create what my heart and mind envision. While my work represents surfing, it is not exclusive to surfing. It transcends the act of surfing becoming a visual representation of human emotion and experience.”This is Wishing you peace,love and good waves... I'm out for now.Tags: Meegan Feori, artwork, artist Surfing
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Lancelot Link - Surfin' Spy
2007-11-02 11:30:00
A Guest Post By The Queen of the Surf Pirates Pundit at Large... JasonWhenever posting here at QSP, I always try to bring my own perspective and sensibilities to the topics that make up the broader base of this site.Sometimes it's difficult to find an overlap that anyone would find interesting. I'm not gay. I'm not a surfer. I have no kids. I've got boy parts. I do love pirates but who doesn't?Then, just when I'm most frustrated, I find something like the video below. A beautiful marriage of Paula's site and my own.Now that's a proper way to start of your day!
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Look whos One Today
2007-10-31 22:14:00
Yep, the Twin Surf Princesses are a year old today... I cant believe its only been a year since I was in the hospital pushing these two little bundles out.... messing myself and screaming Oh my Fuckin God what was I thinking?...But really, this has been a wonderful and magic year, if albei, a fairly sleepless one... But these girls have brought things into my life that I never thought possible...Girls I just want to say you can't even begin to know how much I love you and how glad you came into my life.Happy Birthday....This is Wishing you peace,love and good waves... I'm out for now.
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Sammy the Surf Dogs Outer Banks Surf Report
2007-10-29 15:52:00
Mornin Surf in Dude and Dudette People this is Sammy the Surf Dog with Ur Outer Banks Surfin Report for 10/29/07.I has not been here for a while, cos my momma was helpin my granny lady move and boy was we busy… and momma says movin granny lady can make a human want to drink… a lot. But I hope you didn’t miss any surfin cos I was gone.My leg that got hurt by a crazy drunk lady hittin me with her car is gettin better though and I is startin to try to walk around on it. Momma yells at me when I do, but I really don’t care cos I is really really bored and would like to play on the beach now.This morning the waves is really purdy big; the surf chest to head high and sometimes even bigger but the wind is blowin really strong from the Northeast at 25 mph and all of the surface conditions are by and large blown out. Surfin is not very good right now cos you would prolly get drowned if you went surfin, I think.Also it has got kind of cold outside and I think winter is comin here to t...
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Hi Shredability - Dan Malloy
2007-10-26 12:48:00
A Guest Post By The Queen of the Surf Pirates Pundit at Large... JasonVBS.tv makes some great little films and documentaries. As I was catching up on their recent ones, I came across this documentary on surfer, Dan Malloy.It's nothing too exciting or spectacular but it's simplicity makes me smaile (and wish for warmer weather).

Be back soon
2007-10-25 15:37:00
Ok I bet you are wonder where I am and what I am doing…. Well let, see…. I’m moving my granny …. Fun fun fun… I will be back soon. Ok?This is Wishing you peace,love and good waves... I'm out for now.
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Surrpunded by Boobs, Worshipping Bush
2007-10-23 01:46:00
Not only the story of my life, but also lyrics from the song, "Condi" written and performed by Maxine Lapiduss live at M-Bar in Los Angeles. Apparantly, Maxine has it bad for our Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. So bad, she wrote a "lesbian love lament to the Secretary of my Tortured State". Of all the celebrity lesbian crushes I've ever known of, this is by far the most interesting.Condi, as Lapiduss lovingly refers to her as, lyrically expresses her love with such memorable lines as "Forget Osama and come to Mama", "Not gay, but hey, you're halfway there" and "Damnit girl, you're Condilicous" . I guarantee after hearing this song, you're whole view on political figures is going to change. Mine did.The name Maxine Lapiduss may ring a bell to you. In fact, she's been making people laugh for years. Her stand-up act was featured in the documentary Wisecracks, and she has written and produced some of the most successful and ground-breaking sitcoms in television history, inclu...
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Spank Me
2007-10-23 01:24:00
I have a confession… I have been cheating on all of you.Yes it’s true, I’m over at Renee Gannon’s Lesbiatopia, flashing my boobs for all to see, talking about wild lesbian sex and writing about being a very naughty surf mom indeed. As a mater of fact, I think you should come over and spank me, please, because I’m being so so very naughty.But if you do come over to see what I’m up too over there just remember this… What happens in Lesbiatopia stays in Lesbiatopia, I mean after all my Mom and Dad read this blog and we wouldn't want them to know what I've been doing.This is Wishing you peace,love and good waves... I'm out for now.Tags: wild lesbian sex, flashing my boobs, spanking, naughty, cheating, spank me

I'M COMING OUT TO PLAY
2007-10-22 07:29:00
The Queen of the Surf Pirates, took time out of her busy schedule, to perform a special ceremony on my behalf.She graciously entered my comment box, raised her fearful weapon above my head, lowered it swiftly and accurately and declared me an honorary lesbian, by which I am truly honoured.It has left me with a bit of a problem though....I now have to build a closet so that I can come out of it and unfortunately the apartment isn't big enough. It's all right for her - she already had a closet to come out of. I have decided therefore, to step into a cardboard box [a large one obviously] and cover my head with a sheet. After a few days, I'll whip the sheet off my head and step out of the box. This will cause quite a furore I can tell you.This is an International DP post, showing both sides of the Atlantic, almost, but not quite, simultaneously.(Perhaps if I quietly close the curtains and the door and turn the light off he'll just stay in there - waiting for the dawn which never c...
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Rainbow at Coquina
2007-10-21 12:29:00
Somewhere over the rainbowSkies are blueAnd the dreams that you dare to dreamReally do come trueGood Morning WorldMatthew Norman is a local Nags Head artist who works in various media, but mostly in oils. His works include monochrome portrait sketches, as well as full color renderings of local Outer Banks subject matter; Nags Head landmarks, the old cottages, the wonderful people here, the wildlife and foremost, the ocean, the beach and all the activities that surround them.The peice I've featured here today is called Rainbo w at Coquina and is an excellent rendering of one of my favorite surf spots, Coquina Beach , at South Nags Head in the Cape Hatteras National Seashore. It is considered by many of us locals to be the loveliest beach here in the Outer Banks.I think Mr Normans work beyond doubt captured it a very special and beautiful light, his vibrant colors are the very essence of Outer Banks in every respect.If you would like to see more of Matthew Normans work you can go to...

The Outer Bank Surf Report: Surfin Don't Stink Anymore
2007-10-20 21:59:00
Hello Surf in Dude and Dudette People this is Sammy the Surf Dog with Ur Outer Bank s Surfin Report for 10/20/07.We finally is gettin some good waves here in the Outer Banks today and surfin don’t stink here anymore.My Momma was out surfing all morning and she said the surf is purdy first-rate. The waves are about thigh to waist high and the offshore wind we got blowin today are givin us glassy surface conditions with really purdy long and open lines.Now momma said that if you go across the big bridge you is gonna find some even bigger waves cos she says so and my Momma knows what she is talking about when it come to waves.The weather here in the Outer Banks is just almost like summertime; we is havin mostly sunny and highs in the mid 70s to low 80’s with a west wind blowin at around 10 mph...The Outer Banks area water temperatures is still coolin down, but is not too bad; Duck Pier haz 71 degrees, Avalon pier is 70, Oregon Inlet Marina haz 79 degrees, Avon pier is 77 degrees, and...

If You Don't Eat Meat, You'll Look Hot Like Alicia!
2007-10-20 19:20:00
-- Lesberita is the new special correspondent here at the Queen of the Surf Pirates and will be reporting on all that is babeage. She calls her regular break Lesbiatopia, and is a very funny writer so welcome Lesberita to the Queens break grrrrl.PETA has a new GoVeg campaign featuring Alicia Silverstone, the new face (and body) of PETA. This drop-dead gorgeous beauty pretty much bares all in PETA's new risque "first-ever naked veggie testimonial". After watching the ad, I had to pick my jaw off the floor and commend PETA for bringing sexy back to such an earthy, crunchy issue.I wonder if PETA is using the ad to target straight men and lesbians? Are gay men and straight women next? Picture it: Jake Gyllenhaal riding bareback at a Midwestern ranch to bring attention to the issue of meat. Oh wait, that's a movie of an entirely different sort ...Got beef?Well, if a naked Alicia Silverstone is asking you might have to reconsider.
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E-Mails to the World Only Lesbian Surf Mom
2007-10-19 20:21:00
Oh My, I've got MailWhen you Google Lesbian Surf Mom, that whole search is just about all me, so as you can imagine, I get a lot of folks showing up here at the Queen of the Surf Pirates to see just what The World s Only Lesbian Surf Mom might be up to.Now I should probably not be able to make such a rash claim as to being The World s Only Lesbian Surf Mom, because I personally know of other Lesbian Surf Moms out there, some even have web pages and blogs. However currently I seem to be the only Lesbian Surf Mom here on the interweave who has brought hers out of the closet, leaving me to pretty safely surmise that until my sister Lesbian Surf Moms decide its time to stop hiding and join me out and proud in the blogesphere, that makes The Queen of the Surf Pirates pretty unique place to visit.That just being the way it is for now, as you can imagine I get loads of e-mail from readers interested in what appears to them to be The Worlds Only Lesbian Surf Mom.Understandably a huge amount ...

Cats
2007-10-19 13:00:00
A Guest Post By The Queen of the Surf Pirates Pundit at Large... JasonDon't you hate it when people drone on about the superior cuteness of their cats?Me too. I'm glad I don't have to read my own blogs.This is my kitty violet. She's one sexy beeyotch.She also a huntress of kitty toys, dust bunnies, paper clips, plastic bits and spiders.She hates the paparazzi.But she loves to cuddle.But most importantly, little kitty is the best alarm clock I've ever had the pleasure of knowing...
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When I'm an Old Surfer Babe: Will you still need me?
2007-10-18 10:56:00
When I get older losing my hair,Many years from now.Will you still be sending me a valentineBirthday greetings bottle of wine.If I'd been out till quarter to threeWould you lock the door,Will you still need me, will you still feed me,When I'm sixty-four.Good Morning WorldSurf Moms word of the day isend·ing (ěn'dĭng) Pronunciation Keyn. 1. A conclusion or termination. 2. A concluding part; a finale: a happy ending. 3. Grammar The final morpheme added to a word base to make an inflectional form, such as -ed in walked.Please read this related post.This is Wishing you peace,love and good waves... I'm out for now.Tags: Aging, Endings
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Boxes Full of Memories
2007-10-18 01:34:00
This has been difficult parenting week and it has also been an equally tough week for me to be a child and grandchild,I’m a little down tonight and thinking about ending, more than beginnings.We are about two weeks away from Halie and Kyma 1st birthday. I can’t believe a year has passed already and they have grown so much. When they first came into my life they were helpless little preemies, now they are walking, getting into just about everything and doing a pretty good job of kicking their mommy's butt. The house has become a veritable obstacle course of baby gates, barricades and childproof latches that the girls are everyday figuring out how to defeat. They are also getting more new teeth this week so they have been particularly cranky the past few days.My week has been overflowing with broken stuff, bad-tempered babies and also a lot pretty strong emotions; I’ve been helping pack up my Granny, we are getting ready to move my her to an Independent Living center here on ...
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The Outer Banks Surf Report: Surfin Stinks, you should chase birds.
2007-10-17 16:37:00
Hello Surf in Dude and Dudette People this is Sammy the Surf Dog with Ur Outer Banks Surfin Report for 10/17/07.Today surfin still stinks here in the Outer Banks; we only haz a knee high break that is kinda glassy with light onshore winds blowin right now, but they will be changin around to the Southeast later on. So again the surfin is not very good here in the OBX and I think we won’t be seein any good surf till maybe Sunday. So instead of going surfin, I think you should go chase kids or birds or somthin, cos that will be more fun then surfin today and later I plan to do some barkin at the mailman when he comes cos that is always fun.The weather in the Outer Banks is gonna be partly sunny with a 20 percent chance of showers mainly south of the Big Bridge and we is gonna have highs in the upper 70s to low 80s with Southeast winds blowin at around 10 mph.Outer Banks area water temperatures are startin to cool off some now; Duck Pier haz 73 degrees, Avalon pier is 70, Oregon Inlet ...
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Inspired by an Outer Banks Sunrise
2007-10-17 13:19:00
Morning has broken, like the first morningBlackbird has spoken, like the first birdPraise for the singing, praise for the morningPraise for the springing fresh from the wordGood Morning WorldThis is Wishing you peace,love and good waves... I'm out for now.Tags: Inspiration, Outer Banks , sunrise
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Sammy the Surf Dogs Outer Banks Surf Report
2007-08-27 17:02:00
Mornin Surf in Dude and Dudette People this is Sammy the Surf Dog with ur Outer Banks Surf Report for August 27, 2007. Well this past weekend the waves here in the Outer Banks was really good for... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
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A Few of My Favorite Things
2007-08-26 19:53:00
Brazilian Wavetoon Surfer Girls with nice looking assets Cool new Outer Banks forums where I can chat and be chatted back... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
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Some of the Strange Things You Will See On The Beach Road
2007-08-25 21:47:00
Some of the things a person will happen see on the Beach Road here in the Outer Banks sometimes defy description. Now I've heard people tell me about seeing phantom giant waves, sea monsters, ... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
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Sammy the Surf Dogs Outer Banks Surf Report
2007-08-24 22:05:00
Afternoon Surf in Dude and Dudette People this is Sammy the Surf Dog with ur Outer Banks Surf Report for August 24, 2007. Sorry my Outer Banks Surfin Report is so late today but me and my mommas was... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
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What An Outer Banks Sun Rise Will Do
2007-08-24 13:52:00
I was watching the sun come up this morning from the upper deck of my house. Now it was not one of your most spectacular of Outer Banks Sunrises because it was a bit cloudy, but I was in a very... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
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