The TwinkiesThe TwinkiesThis blog, once described as -your RDA of cute-, chronicles the daily adventures of raising twins. Articles
Morning Funny
2008-03-10 15:04:00 A step-by-step guide to changing twins at the ass-crack of dawn More About: Funny , Morning
Another Poop Post
2008-03-09 17:58:00 Today J tugged at his pants trying to get them down. After I helped him take them off he sat on the potty and, after a rousing rendition of Once Upon a Potty he pooped in the potty. More About: Post , Poop
Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
2008-03-07 21:12:00 I have become a Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep volunteer photographer. Or, rather, I am in the process of doing so. I’ve been approved, I’ve paid my membership fee and I have registered for the forum. That registration has to get manually approved and then I have to sort through ...
Ad for LLL of CT Conference
2008-03-07 03:20:00 Just tell me its wonderful because I bought space at the last minute and have no time to change anything. The model is a LLL leader, near term with her pregnancy, who is also my chiropractor. She makes house calls. A chiropractor who makes house calls - how awesome is that? More About: Conference
A Poop Post
2008-03-06 19:12:00 J has pooped in the potty. Well, first he pooped on the floor but then, when I suggested he see if he could put some more in the potty he did. More About: Post , Poop
Memorial Donation Update
2008-03-06 16:48:00 Just a reminder that J and F are donating all of their March blog revenue to Zoe and Lennox Simpson’s Memorial Fund. All the money raised will go towards neonatal research. Thank you from me and the kids for helping J and F make their first charitable donation. To increase the donation ... More About: Donation , Update
Things to Remember
2008-03-06 03:22:00 J climbs into his car seat when we go to school in the morning he is so eager to get there. Yesterday when I was picking the kids up I asked F to go get her coat. She was far more interested in climbing all over me and ignored me but J went and got ... More About: Breastfeeding , Things , Months
Coats
2008-03-05 16:40:00 Summary: F put her own coat on without any help this morning. Plus, I whine about former students. When I was a teacher I often ended up talking to parents about their children in conferences. I remember one where I met with a charming woman to talk about why her child was failing my ... More About: Coats , Montessori , Months
Animal Sounds
2008-03-02 02:10:00 We were reading What Do You Say at bedtime and I said “What do you say to a bee?” and James went “bzzzzzzz”!! “What do you say to a duck?” “Quack” “What do you say to a cat?” “Hisss” Well, based on their interactions with our cat that’s pretty accurate! More About: Sounds , Animal , Months
If Only He Could Understand Us
2008-03-02 01:07:00 J was dipping his fork into his yogurt at dinner and flicking bits of yogurt around. Me: J, I don’t think that is Daddy approved behavior. Brian: (from kitchen) What’s he doing? Putting yogurt in his hair? J promptly began using his fork to smear the yogurt in his hair. Me: ... More About: Understand , Months
Twin Sleep Through the Night!
2008-02-29 22:48:00 It only took 20 months - well, a week less - but both babies slept through the night last night. That’s right. BOTH BABIES! All night. Sleep ing. Not crying. Not demanding to sleep with me, then in the crib, then with me, then kicking me in the kidney. ... More About: Night , Twin , Months
School, Week 3 (Montessori Potty Training)
2008-02-28 20:18:00 So week 3 of school has come and gone without a hitch except for the nap disruption. (Yes, it is nap time right now and, yes, J is not happy about that.) F doesn’t even make a pretense of saying goodbye to me in the morning, she just plunges into the classroom. ... More About: Training , School , Potty Training , Montessori , Week
Shitty Day
2008-02-27 20:17:00 I have a pounding headache. This in itself is not unusual as I get headaches of some severity at least 3 days a week and have all of my adult life. If I am dehydrated I get a headache. If I miss a meal I get a headache. If I am ... More About: Sleep , Months
Things I Fear
2008-02-25 02:12:00 Me: Honey, don’t you think it’s time to wean? F: No. Me: But, sweetheart, your prom is next week. F: I hate you! Nobody understands me! (runs to room and slams door) —– Welcome Carnival of Breastfeeding readers! Other blogs participating in this Carnival of Breastfeeding include: Motherwear Breastfeeding Blog Breastfeeding 123 Mama Knows Breast Breastfeeding Mums Crunchy Domestic ... More About: Fear , Things
Twins Easter Shot: Take 2
2008-02-23 02:23:00 Yes, his eyes really are that color. More About: Photos , Twins , Easter , Shot , Months
James and Fiona Make a Donation
2008-02-22 18:12:00 James and Fiona are going to donate all of their March blog college fund earnings to the Zoe and Lennox Simpson Memorial Fund. This fund will go to the Cook Children’s Hospital to fund neonatal research. You know what to do to make their donation larger. More About: Donation , Make , James
They Don?t Like Peeps
2008-02-22 15:44:00 I tried to do photos for the Easter card this morning. I was going to use peeps to get the kids to stay in one place. The candy trick worked quite well with the Valentine’s Day lollipops. Unfortunately, they didn’t like peeps. More About: Photos , Months
School, Week 2
2008-02-22 02:22:00 This was a short week because Monday and Tuesday were school-free days thanks to President’s Day. School remains trauma free. J doesn’t like me to leave but I can’t even get from the door to the one-way-mirror, which is all of 2 steps away, before he is happily running around having forgotten ... More About: Montessori , Week , Months
Newborn Portfolio Building Shoots
2008-02-22 02:21:00 I did two newborn shoots this week to build my portfolio for my wee photo business, which is more wee than business but will be business later this year. There are photos on the wee photo business blog and, if you like looking at photos of other people’s newborns, well, I think they are ... More About: Building , Portfolio , Shoots
Sweet 16 Again and 18 Month Sleep Regression
2008-02-19 02:30:00 J now has all 4 canines for a total of 16 teeth. Now, if the 18-month-sleep-regression would just pass he might stop getting up every 2 hours all night long. Even F is getting up more - maybe 2 - 3 times a night. There are nights I am up every hour. ... More About: Sweet , Sleep , Regression , Months , Month
It?s a Slumber Party in Here
2008-02-19 02:22:00 Bouncing, giggling, jumping up and down while laughing. You can bounce really high on a crib mattress. Bopping each other. J will stand with his back to the front of his crib and lean so he can look out into the room backwards. Pillows get tossed to the floor and back ... More About: Party , Sleep , Slumber Party , Months
Breastfeeding Funny
2008-02-18 00:56:00 Breastfeeding: Ur Doin’ It Wrong More About: Funny , Breastfeeding
Independence
2008-02-18 00:48:00 Tonight at dinner J made it very clear that he wanted to drink from him cup WITHOUT the sippy lid on it. Once she saw him drinking from a “regular” cup F insisted on following suit. They both managed to drink all their juice sans sippy lid and (mostly) sans spillage. F ... More About: Independence , Months
Excellent!
2008-02-17 19:42:00 CableGirl, who has clearly lost her mind, awarded me this cool thingy. Now I get to award it to ten other people who will in turn award it to ten other people and soon everyone in the whole world, even people without computers, will have one. But, with no further ado (in alphabetical order): Bad ... More About: Excellent
Things I Never Thought I Would Say - Part 5
2008-02-17 16:24:00 Do not put the panties your sister just peed in on your head. More About: Thought , Part , Things , Months
In Which I Am A Judgmental Bitch
2008-02-16 16:00:00 If you are the sort of person who wants to go to an animated French film about the Islamic Revolution in Iran I would have thought you would be savvy enough to know that said movie is not appropriate for an 8-year-old. Alas, I would have been wrong. More About: Bitch
School This Week
2008-02-15 04:28:00 Today was the kids’ third day of “school” as yesterday was a snow day. Snow days, by the way, feel very different from the parent’s perspective; they are not nearly as nice. J had a little separation anxiety for the first time and didn’t want me to leave. He was distracted ... More About: School , Montessori , Week , Months
Well, That Didn?t Work
2008-02-14 02:23:00 F is still biting. Today J came running up to me sucking on his hand and crying. When I looked at his thumb there was a tooth ring from where she had bitten him. After his tears had wound down to sniffling I asked if he would like a treat and he ... More About: Work , Months
Purple Tutu
More articles from this author:2008-02-13 15:59:00 We won this tutu in the great bloggy giveaway from Zoe’s Couture Boutique. I tried really hard to get a good photo of F in it but she was far more interested in climbing up one side of my bed and sliding down the other side than in being agreeable about the camera. ... More About: Contest , Photos , Purple , Months 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |



