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Company?s Advertisment
2007-03-05 13:37:02
So I came back into work today, just resetting my email up again, I get an email from the boss in regards to an advertisment for our company, it is currently on YouTube.com. It’s quite arousing have a watch and you’ll see what I mean. Enjoy!  Technorati Tags: tv, shows, work, Optiver, trading, humor, humour, arousing,
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Sweater Monkeys
2007-03-05 13:37:02
So Mr Ijunky and myself have joined a gym. Usually this wouldn’t be behaviour that we would participate in, however with the wedding ever looming(1 year is pretty close), we decided to kinda look half decent for the wedding. We have a “Fully Sick” personal trainer. Not joking. Shaved head and all. Most personal trainers aren’t too bad. They kinda motivate you. This guy has about as much motivation as a limp lettuce leaf. Our diets have changed and so has our lifestyle. We are now picking up the habit of most creatures in the office workplace. The dreaded workout! You complain about it, you don’t want to do it, but you do it. Why? Because it’s socially acceptable. Packed in like little mice in a lab, running to get somewhere but not going anywhere. Whatever your running towards you will never reach. But good god is it ever boring up on the treadmill. There I was running my little mousey heart out, when boredom struck. And quiet badly. Mr Ijunky ret...
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Rocky is on Survivor
2007-03-04 01:35:01
I never thought I’d be watching the ever so encaptivating Survivor tv show. With last seasons’ racial teams I found myself glued to the screen with my Fiance just watching every minute of it. And this current season is no exception, upon watching the very first episode of this current season all contestants seem normal average until one in particular stood out and I had to shake my head just to make sure I wasn’t seeing things. Source: Survivor.com James Profile (more…)
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Office desk a warzone
2007-03-02 13:33:01
This is more of a short entry, but I just wanted to make a note of how much crap actually resides on my desk during the time I’m absent from work, as you may already know from previous entry this week I am not in the office instead I am far away in another not too distant business orientated community… heart of CBD. Now this isn’t the first time this had happened, when I got back to my office yesterday afternoon, I could not believe what I had seen, I mainly went back to catch up with a few work colleagues, and to get my swipe pass from my desk… yet it took me about roughly two minutes to find the damn card. Technorati Tags: Life, Rants, Work, Messy, Swipe Cards, humor, humour, technology,
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Sardines with a touch of flavour
2007-03-02 13:33:01
This has been quite far an interesting week, which could also be somewhat described as a holiday for myself. While my Fiance and I got up on Monday morning from a late night Sunday (no, not clubbing all night and drinking to untraceable amounts of alcohol, instead we attended the wedding of my Fiance’s close friend… long drive back home) and turning towards me with her eyes barely opened and I managed to wake up around the same time, having a long beautiful stare at her almost like I was looking into a mirrored reflection of my eyes as we both had bleary vision (good start for a rainy Monday morning) Instead of the usual morning drive to work, we packed ourselves ready to be put into the usual non-airconditioned sardine cans. As we are coming closer to our stops in the robot-like city every minute just made is harder to leave my darling Fiance in the sardine can I unfortunately had to be scooped out with a big human sized spoon and placed out onto my destination and rea...
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Another usual update
2007-03-02 13:33:01
As you probably have noticed, visiting this same blog, all of a sudden it tends to get a whole make over almost like Robbie Williams disguised as Madonna (not a great site). So in with that respect, this blog has been going under alot of changes in past week and may seem ugly at times, but please bare with it as we are at the moment in the middle of adding alot more content as well, for example we recently went on a road trip to Canberra, and a few months before that we went on a four day trip to the Gold Coast where of course inevitably my Fiance and I went on some of the fastest rides Australia has to offer. So there will be a fair amount of changes and tweaking around to the brink of limitations of wordpress.com and also alot more content. So just bare with us folks. Technorati Tags: Blogging, updates, Gold Coast, ACT, Canberra, life, humor, humour, technology,
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Becoming Mr & Mrs Ijunky
2007-03-02 13:33:01
We are Mr & Mrs Ijunky on the net. But now we will be Mr & Mrs Ijunky in real life! Mr Ijunky got down on one knee and proposed! With the most perfect Tiffany diamond engagement ring. My Sparkle Sparkle. Ooer it sparkles so. Okay so I ended up choosing the ring. But hey I’m gonna wear it for the rest of my life. Mr Ijunky was happy to relinquish all want of choosing one. =0) Wedding will be in March 2008. Now the plans start! (and the cake testing…lots and lots of cake testing hehe)
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Leaving Behind Alot Of Friends
2007-03-02 13:33:01
Mrs Ijunky has made the choice to leave her current company. It was an easy choice to make really. I was unhappy being there. When your unhappy, you gotta pack your stuff and run as fast as possible. Being a contractor I didn’t have much to worry about. I informed them 2 weeks before my contract finished and that was it. On the other hand I had to leave behind some of the best people I have ever met. Gotta admit that when it came for my farewell I nearly cried. Until Titties hugged me..then the horrid feeling of being sick kicked in. *shudder* A new adventure awaits Mrs Ijunky now. Who knows where it will lead……….. Technorati Tags: life,
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Throat-Frogs
2007-03-02 13:33:01
Ever experienced a frog jumping down your throat then make pathetic little attempts to jump right out each time you open your mouth or just plain swollowing (correct spelling? It’s been awhile since I’ve used that word)? Well depending on the life expectancy of a frog trapped in someone’s throat, I must have a frog under the name of Rambo, because ‘it’ seems to be very much alive with such subtle surviving techniques and is quite painful in my throat each time I need to swollow (that still doesn’t look right). As I should most probably have carried my pet throat-frog to work with me today, instead I stayed home to let the frog do it’s escape from my mouth without work colleagues observing the idiotic frog. I’m sitting here hoping the frog enjoys the new song I’ve grown very fond of Panic at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tradegies and the throat-frog so far has not complained and been very mild living in my throat so obvioulsy he i...
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Just an update
2007-03-02 13:33:01
Right now I’m writing this mainly for two reasons, one; I’m about half dead and every breathing second it feels as though my lungs are about to perform a houdini magic trick from my chest so in inevitably I have nothing much else to do (as I have taken a day off from work). And second, this blog of ours hasn’t been updated since the invention of probably the colour television. What exactly has happened since the last entry, well the World Cup has started (yes folks we need a little up-to-date real world smack across our foreheads, we are aware of that) with the recent success the Australian Socceroos had, it was somewhat fascinating to see just how far they could have gone under the power Guus Hiddink but unfortunately with the amount of Australian supporters here just became too much, I mean for god sake, I bet half of the supporters of the Socceroos this year weren’t even a fan of Football to begin with, it’s rediculous. I would add more to this, but ...
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WOW clips?
2007-03-02 13:33:01
So I spent the day at work today. Doing things I didn't want to do when I could have been at home playing my new Simpson's game. Wasn't happy until…a guy at my work handed me a CD with WOW clips. (WOW is World of Warcraft for those of you playing at home). Now I haven't gotten around to playing this MMO yet, but I really will, once I finish this semester. On this CD however were a few clips. One stood out the most. WOW_forporn.avi Now you look at that filename and think…it's gonna be a bunch of WOW characters in a porn. But how wrong was I?! It's a little music clip with Kate Monster and Trekkie singing. Kate Monster sings about how great the internet is, and Trekkie adds his little input of "For Porn". It's worthwhile clip to watch. You'll get a good laugh out of it. And if you happen to like WOW, the added bonus is that you know what the characters are so you don't feel too out of the loop. Cause what guy would have time to...
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New Items
2007-03-02 13:33:01
Okay no one has posted much lately so we are going to make a lovely little post cause i've been shopping. hehe new items! play toys! clothes! ooer! STUFF..!! First item off the rank…fish tank. yeap we got 5 little fantailed kids now. they have a pretty little home (designer tank, designer accessories, designer everything!). They are totally the most well behaved kids i've ever had. Not that i've had kids or anything. but what i would imagine well behaved kids to act like. they are cute though. Pics will be posted soon. Second item is….A NEW PHONE..!! yeap. Mrsijunky got sick and tired of her pink LG (U880) and decided to get a new Nokia 6280. A friend of ours has it, and after much consideration, I decided that a change for a month would be nice. Mr ijunky is cheering cause this phone he can borrow off me. unlike the rest of the pink collection i have. =0) yeah and that's it for major purchases in the ijunky corporation. stay tuned for next month when we ...
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iJunky Considered as Cock Enlargement
2007-03-02 13:33:01
Just a quick post, I was checking the blog's stats as usual just like everybody else, those who deny and say they care nothing of the sort about their blogs' traffic… they are lying. I found quite possibly the most unusual search term to direct anyone to this blog. How our blog is considered a company of some sort who specialise in cock enlargements for poor helpless self centered egotistic males… I have no clue. i have a feeling that this is link because of the A Box with an associated cock post. Chances are that if you remove that one post, we won't be searched under that. Just a handy hint! True, but A Box with an associated cock post is too hilarious to pass up. Worth a mention anytime hunny. Technorati Tags: humor, humour, blogging, statistics, wordpress
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