Brain Clouds Brain Clouds Hi, I’m Kelly. I’m an almost thirty something single lesbian living back home with my parents in Michigan. I smoke, I’m overweight, and I hate vegetables. I never finished college, don’t own much of anything, and can’t save money for shit. Articles
Beautiful Brunette brings back thoughts of a blonde from my past
2008-02-13 17:06:00 So today I will bring to you my new favorite hottie. Her name is Michelle Lombardo and she is in the new series Quarterlife. The show premiers on NBC on February 26th. I found out about the show through Myspace, started watching the online episodes, and she won me over from there. Quarterlife is a show ... More About: Movies , Music , Thoughts , Beautiful , Back
Climbing a rope in gym class
2008-02-09 00:34:00 So I’m currently walking around with a stent inside of me. It’s really weird, I gotta tell ya. It is better than walking around with a giant kidney stone however. And apparently it makes the passing of the fragments of stone that they blew up inside of me pass out my who who all the ... More About: Class , Climbing , Rope
My Circle
2008-02-05 00:41:00 So I’ve decided I’m bat shit crazy. I hate when people read their poetry out loud. Poets are selfish fucks. I know this because I am one. The poem should be for the reader. They should find their voice in the words. So quit with your half breaths, your ridiculous hand gestures, and your moans. ... More About: Circle
Hosipitals FREAK the shit out of me
2008-02-02 20:10:00 So there we were, it was 6:00 am, we beat the winter storm, and we were in a giant waiting room. A family had sectioned off a corner for themselves. One was sleeping on a couch, and two others on a chair. It was hard for me to imagine what they were going through. What ... More About: Shit , Freak
I Miss Him
2008-02-01 02:14:00 For the first time since his death I found myself truly missing my father. I was making dinner for my Mom today, something he did every day, when it happened. I was leaning on the kitchen counter, something he always did, and he came in to my mind. People always said my Dad and I ... More About: Miss
Written for J: Apr 13, 2006
2008-01-30 16:07:00 She is beautiful. Like shards of glass in the sand. The rays from the sunrise bask in her colors. With a complexity enriched by pain she continues to allude me. What was once will never be again. It’s easier for me. Less pressure to become who she sees in me. But the truth is that ... More About: Written
No Longer Being Accepted
2008-01-23 02:42:00 My heart strangled my tongue How could she do this How could she become a stranger to me And do it so damn well I screamed on the inside Through and out every single pore on my body Fuck you I thought I will show you that you didn’t mean a fucking thing I’ll never forgive her I’ll forever remember her I will live past ...
What could make things better?
2008-01-21 22:19:00 Finding out I have a 9 millimeter kidney stone, getting a stint shoved up my lady town, and hoping I’m not too fat for the table so they can blow it up and get this fucker OUT OF ME!!! More About: Make , Things
WTF
2008-01-18 16:48:00 I almost want to purchase this to hang from my kitchen ceiling. Shits and giggles all the way around!
I?ve never been good with affection
2008-01-16 18:21:00 A few moments ago I found myself sifting through TMZ.com. I wanted to throw up. I wanted to renounce my American citizenship. Instead I promised myself that I would read two Huffington Post articles to every one TMZ.com snip-it my eyes laid upon. Once again I lost the fight. Just like I have with smoking, ... More About: Good , Affection
TLL?s 2007 Lesbian blog of the year award
2008-01-15 16:09:00 It?s that time of year again. TLL is hosting the 2007 Lesbian blog of the year award. We are please to begin accepting nomination for this award until February 15th. At which time we will tally the nominations and vote on the top five nominated lesbian blogs. Before you submit your nomination please view the ... More About: Blog , Award , Year
Smooth through you
2008-01-10 21:25:00 You left and I found the monster within me My pieces broken in smooth curves instead of jagged edges There was reason I was doomed to see how well they would fit Punished should I touch even one of them You took with you my judgment Assuming I could ever know another human at all It’s in your hands My theories on life, ... More About: Smooth
A new look for The Lesbian Lifestyle (TLL)
2008-01-10 16:18:00 As admin of The Lesbian Lifestyle blog I would just like to let all of you know that the new site is up. I’ve been working on the new site for about a month now. Doing my best to fumble through with the little html knowledge I do have. I was going for a clean ...
Today I turn 30
2008-01-08 20:21:00 Wow, so today’s my 30th birthday. One of those milestone one’s at that. I can’t tell you how much I wish I had something poinent to say. It would be wonderful to stand in front of you all stoic and self aware, but that would be a giant lie. The truth is that I’m no ... More About: Today , Life Lessons , Turn
Dear Dad,
2007-12-24 02:07:00 I knew in my heart that last Christmas would be the last one we would spend together. I tried my best to burn the memories of that day in my mind. I wanted to be able to come back to them. I wanted to be able to hold on to them since I forget so ...
When I?m eighty I?ll finally realize how much of my life I lost to you.
2007-12-20 20:32:00 I was thinking of you the other day. Just like I do every day, but this time seems to have stapled itself to my memory. The staple has proved to be far more stable than the A-typical Post It note that many of my thoughts tend to be lost on. I was contemplating about how much ... More About: Lost , Life , My Life , Finally
i Give
2007-12-14 20:31:00 I will lose all of you to me I will lose you individually becuase my focus is only on me My death My lack of life My whisdom that has come far to soon to be peaceful I was told there were things to change Things that must change for a second chance It’s just that I was too consumed to make ... More About: Give
Gun locks available in effort to curb firearms-realated injuries
2007-11-30 16:38:00 BY JOE ROSSITER In an effort to keep Detroit children safer, 1,500 gun locks will be provided free of charge to low income families today from 2 to 6 p.m. at Historic Little Rock Baptist Church, 9000 Woodward Avenue in Detroit. So you can’t afford to feed your family, but you can afford a fucking gun. More About: Injuries , Firearms
Desiderata
2007-11-26 17:38:00 Max Ehrmann Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare ...
Step away from the phone asshole
2007-11-21 17:18:00 Dear gentleman with the funny voice who has an office on my floor, You sound like your balls are undesended. All of us can’t stand that you leave your office door open when you are on conference calls. Conference calls on speaker phone no less. It is bad enough that you have to shred shit in ... More About: Phone , Step , Asshole
Every day I love the internet a little more
2007-11-19 19:30:00 Please visit this link to find out why. (SFW) More About: Internet , Love , The Internet
Give just a little and get back a huge smile
2007-11-15 19:50:00 When my niece, Kaylee, was born I learned what it was like to love someone with all your heart. It doesn’t matter who she grows up to be, what music she likes, or if she goes through a phase where she hates me. I will always love her. Now that I know that kind of love ... More About: Back , Life Lessons , Smile , Give , Huge
That Pink Fucking Pig
2007-11-06 20:46:00 I know why people “Go Postal.” I know this because the most disgusting fuck of a man sits less that 10 feet from me at work. He’s one of those ass holes that has so many years in at the company that he doesn’t give a shit anymore. He is old and pink, his face ... More About: Pink , Fucking
Natures Sense of Humor
2007-10-25 02:10:00 Just when I thought I had seen it all. Up pop these wonderous visions of God’s imagination. I call them….. wait for it…… Wait for it……. The orange dog dicks dipped in shit. And so I give you the Mutinus caninus More About: Humor , Sense
Screw monsters and ghosts, I?m far more afraid of the dentist!
2007-10-22 18:35:00 I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was fifteen years old and was going to get a cavity filled. I was terrified at the thought of a needle being shoved into my gums. Horrified by the noise of the drill and the left over taste of rubber gloves left in my mouth for days. The cavity ... More About: Ghosts , My Life , Screw , Fears , Dentist
There are some things that are a must have
2007-10-18 16:02:00 This is one of them. It’s a Mr. Jones Watch and is currently sold out. But I will be waiting with my last breaths to get one when they are back in stock! More About: Things , Some
Blog Action Day
2007-10-15 17:02:00 Bring your bottle returns to Michigan. Our state is screwed already anyway. More About: Action , Blog
The End Of The Age 12/21/2012
2007-10-11 19:31:00 Below is the beginning of an article I found rather interesting. That’s not to say I believe in the end of the world or not, it’s just to say I found the topic rather stimulating. Perhaps it’s all another Y2k, or perhaps we are all on less borrowed time than we even imagined There are great cycles ...
Dear Dad,
More articles from this author:2007-10-10 04:21:00 I miss you. I came across a photo of you holding Kaylee. I thought about how much she’s changed since then. How long her hair has gotten, that she runs all over the place now, and all the words she says. I thought about how she’ll never get to know you and I could feel ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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