Brain Clouds Brain Clouds Hi, I’m Kelly. I’m an almost thirty something single lesbian living back home with my parents in Michigan. I smoke, I’m overweight, and I hate vegetables. I never finished college, don’t own much of anything, and can’t save money for shit. Articles
Give just a little and get back a huge smile
2007-11-15 19:50:00 When my niece, Kaylee, was born I learned what it was like to love someone with all your heart. It doesn’t matter who she grows up to be, what music she likes, or if she goes through a phase where she hates me. I will always love her. Now that I know that kind of love ... More About: Back , Life Lessons , Smile , Give , Huge
That Pink Fucking Pig
2007-11-06 20:46:00 I know why people “Go Postal.” I know this because the most disgusting fuck of a man sits less that 10 feet from me at work. He’s one of those ass holes that has so many years in at the company that he doesn’t give a shit anymore. He is old and pink, his face ... More About: Pink , Fucking
Natures Sense of Humor
2007-10-25 02:10:00 Just when I thought I had seen it all. Up pop these wonderous visions of God’s imagination. I call them….. wait for it…… Wait for it……. The orange dog dicks dipped in shit. And so I give you the Mutinus caninus More About: Humor , Sense
Screw monsters and ghosts, I?m far more afraid of the dentist!
2007-10-22 18:35:00 I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was fifteen years old and was going to get a cavity filled. I was terrified at the thought of a needle being shoved into my gums. Horrified by the noise of the drill and the left over taste of rubber gloves left in my mouth for days. The cavity ... More About: Ghosts , My Life , Screw , Fears , Dentist
There are some things that are a must have
2007-10-18 16:02:00 This is one of them. It’s a Mr. Jones Watch and is currently sold out. But I will be waiting with my last breaths to get one when they are back in stock! More About: Things , Some
Blog Action Day
2007-10-15 17:02:00 Bring your bottle returns to Michigan. Our state is screwed already anyway. More About: Action , Blog
The End Of The Age 12/21/2012
2007-10-11 19:31:00 Below is the beginning of an article I found rather interesting. That’s not to say I believe in the end of the world or not, it’s just to say I found the topic rather stimulating. Perhaps it’s all another Y2k, or perhaps we are all on less borrowed time than we even imagined There are great cycles ...
Dear Dad,
2007-10-10 04:21:00 I miss you. I came across a photo of you holding Kaylee. I thought about how much she’s changed since then. How long her hair has gotten, that she runs all over the place now, and all the words she says. I thought about how she’ll never get to know you and I could feel ...
I can?t fucking write anymore
2007-10-08 21:33:00 Tripe! There is a part of me that wants to say I’m sorry I fear that I won’t know how to fit all the words in a box What I have to say is nothing that will fit its shape neatly In to the definition of the way I’m supposed to handle things with you The other half of me ... More About: Write , Fucking
The Over Bite
2007-10-07 03:03:00 Clearly there are some things that make a woman attractive. The A-symmetrical face, long dark hair, beautiful green eyes. Hmmmm, perhaps I am being far too specific here. Anyway, when you think of beauty, or a physical feature someone has that makes them even more appealing to you, I can bet that an over bite ... More About: The O , Bite
One more reason to watch Grey?s Anatomy
2007-09-28 16:41:00 I love Grey ’s Anatomy , but now it’s even better. Thank you Chyler Leigh! You officially have my heart for a few days. More About: Movies , Music , Watch
The End
2007-09-28 15:59:00 It’s like dancing on a roller coaster My heart flips inside out with each breath Waiting for another phone call Learning a new lesson on mortality You tend to ask yourself what you’ve done What did you do to deserve these circumstances Then you realize there are no rules to this No rational answer that will ever suffice On my knees I pray To ...
Protected: Dear Love,
2007-09-27 18:33:00 There is no excerpt because this is a protected post. More About: Love
Last year it was Betty, This Year Belongs to Journeyman
2007-09-26 22:24:00 I can’t really say that I was at all excited to watch this show. Maybe it’s because it’s one that my Mom wanted to see. Maybe it’s because I didn’t notice any attractive actresses in the commercials. Either way I found myself watching the co commercial version on the DVR for shits and giggles on my down ... More About: Movies , Music , Betty , Journeyman , Year
They Say Death Comes in Threes
2007-09-25 17:25:00 I saw a human skull the other day. There was an inscription below it: ?Look long and hard at me, for I was once as you are and you will soon be as I am.? ~ Unknown My Three January 28th: My Father September 3rd: My Uncle September 19th: My Grandmother So what have I learned in the year of death? 1. ... More About: Death , Rees
Former Officer, Wife Charged After Eating Marijuana Brownies
2007-09-25 15:04:00 Pot brownie eating officer finally charged. “I think we’re dying. We made brownies and I think we’re dead, I really do,” Edward Sanchez is heard saying on the 5-minute tape of the call. read more | digg story More About: Wife , Brownies , Marijuana , Eating , Officer
Lesbian haircuts for anyone (and bike store)
2007-09-24 19:54:00 This is the cause of a well needed laugh on my end of the universe! More About: Bike , Lesbian , Store , Haircuts , Haircut
Mindfulness Meditation As a Buddhist Practice
2007-09-24 16:33:00 Since my Father’s cancer diagnosis I have found myself drawn to learning about Buddhism. I’ve decided to post some articles on the topic here so that I may come back to them from time to time. More About: Meditation , Practice , Mindfulness , Buddhist
Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice!
2007-09-18 19:55:00 A coworker and I went to lunch today. That is normal. What was not normal was the giant beetle crawling around on the head of the woman sitting across from us. She had a short bob style hair cut with bangs and this giant metallic beetle was just going its thing in and around her ... More About: Juice , Beetle
Protected: Dear Love
2007-09-13 21:13:00 There is no excerpt because this is a protected post. More About: Love , Prot
Live Hard and Die Young
2007-09-12 22:21:00 Every time my Mom’s phone rings I cringe. I ask myself who it will be, what will have gone wrong, and has another member of my family died? Usually I can tell by the first few words she speaks in response to the caller. This past Saturday she received a call from the nursing home ... More About: Young , Live , Hard , Life Lessons
Long Hair = 10 Short Hair a Possible 2
2007-09-12 21:11:00 I’m a weirdo. No for real… a full on weirdo. I could go on and on about the qualifications I possess that allow me to claim such a title, but for now I will only list one. I do not at all care for short hair on women. It’s to the point where if I first see ... More About: Hair , Long , Short , Long Hair , Ossi
If I haven?t mentioned my adoring love for Mary-Louise Parker let me please
2007-09-11 17:55:00 She is HOT and the show is perfect. If you haven’t seen it you must! More About: Movies , Music , Love , Mary Louise Parker , Mary
Tapps That Ass
2007-09-11 17:36:00 There was a bug on his nose. After going almost twenty years without going to a funeral I have seen my fair share of dead bodies in the past year. However as I approached this one I wasn’t expecting to see some form of fruit fly or gnat (They may possibly be the same thing) ... More About: Life Lessons , Fatty
Protected: Dear Love
2007-09-11 16:52:00 There is no excerpt because this is a protected post. More About: Love , Prot
Protected: Dear Love
2007-09-05 02:47:00 There is no excerpt because this is a protected post. More About: Love , Prot
Too Many Times
2007-09-04 03:36:00 This year I have seen my Mom cry far too many times. First we lost my Father. Then she had to put her Mother in a home. Her older sister is in an out of the hospital. Finally this evening we got a call that my Uncle just had a massive stroke and isn’t expected ... More About: Times
Protected: Dear Love,
2007-08-22 18:59:00 There is no excerpt because this is a protected post. More About: Love , My Life , Prot
Found on DailyOM
2007-08-21 21:43:00 I have always been curious about why some of us end up in relationships that are utterly unhealthy for us. Alcoholics have AA, drug addicts have NA, so where does the person go who can’t let go of someone that is killing them? I have watched as friends and family sit back and let love ... More About: Love , My Life , Life Lessons
A Mantra of Sorts
More articles from this author:2007-08-14 17:30:00 On occasion I will find a post that hits home. The following posts is one of those occasions: If You Don?t Have the Balls to be Hated, Then You Don?t Deserve to be Loved “Everyone has been playing nice-nice with each other. No one wants to accidentally offend anyone else. We?re all so open and accepting of ... More About: A Man , Mantra 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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