Brain Clouds Brain Clouds Hi, I’m Kelly. I’m an almost thirty something single lesbian living back home with my parents in Michigan. I smoke, I’m overweight, and I hate vegetables. I never finished college, don’t own much of anything, and can’t save money for shit. Articles
Phil Hansen
2007-07-17 15:18:00 Before I die I must meet this man and view his work. More About: Phil , Hans , Hansen
My Bohemian Dream
2007-07-04 18:29:00 So I have this crazy imagination. I see things, or create things all the time in my mind. For the most part the visions are disasters. Death, macabre, all those things that make up a great old school horror movie. It is both my curse and my gift. But beneath that surface lives a dream ... More About: Love , My Life , Dream , Life Lessons , Bohemian
The Illness
2007-07-03 15:36:00 Were it a more purified world A world full of more happiness than pain This mind of mine would be deemed illegal A menace to society A step back in the human evolution It is due to this mind that I will not pass on any genes Fearful that I will give new life the fear of it constantly ending Fear that ... More About: Illness
I?ve become my Mother?s Date
2007-07-01 04:36:00 Since my Dad’s passing people now send invites to my mom and I together. I get that it saves on the stamp prices, but it rather hinders my sense of independence. I have become my Mom’s date for things like baby showers, weddings, and summer parties. It’s an odd sort of feeling really. I feel ... More About: Mother
Just When I Thought I had Seen it All
2007-06-26 15:20:00 Life for me is shitty at the moment. Just when I think I’ve forgotten how to laugh I come across something like this and almost “P” my pants! “The P-Mate is a revolutionary way for women to pee discreetly without having to pull down their pants and squat. “ Do you think they make a larger size ... More About: Thought
Within the Moment
2007-06-25 21:53:00 Since I’m using this blog more as a journal than a soap box now should be the time that I am writing most. It is proving to be quite the contrary. The stress in my life is less than my Mother’s so I feel as though I have no right to feel it. The worries ... More About: My Life , Moment , Life Lessons
Beautycheck - Causes and Consequences of Human Facial Attractiveness
2007-06-19 16:17:00 I do believe this to be very true. The face of a person can tell us everything. But are our judges of someone else’s face really that unbiased? What, if we would dislike someone just because he or she is less attractive? Recent research has shown that in fact all people seem to have similar ideas ... More About: Human , Life Lessons , Facial , Beau , Consequence
RIP Mr. Wizard
2007-06-13 15:01:00 Many a morning this kid spent glued to the TV learning all kinds of science from the infamous Mr. Wizard . He will be missed. More About: Movies , Music
The similarity is AMAZING
2007-06-06 23:03:00 Ok, so I know this comparison is late, but it’s much needed. I knew I was calling Melinda a “Critter” for a reason! More About: Movies , Music , Amazing , Mila
On your mark, get set, GO!
2007-06-06 17:46:00 I’m tired of hearing about Paris Hilton and Lindsy Lohan. If the media spent half as much time focusing on poverty and AIDS, perhaps we would have gotten somewhere with them both by now. I feel like America is becoming the brunt of a huge global joke. We deserve it I suppose. It was American’s who ... More About: Mark
Cat grows wings
2007-05-24 16:40:00 Beijing - A Chinese woman claims her cat has grown wings. A Chinese woman says her cat has wings. Granny Feng’s tom cat has sprouted two hairy 4ins long wings, reports the Huashang News. More About: Wings , Grow
A List
2007-05-22 16:18:00 I have never been big on lists. I am big, but not on lists. However this morning while perusing my normal online haunts I found a list on Dumb Little Man that I am going to attempt to adhere to. I may make a few modifacations, but it truly is a list to live by. ... More About: List , Life Lessons , A list
Can Things Get Any Worse?
2007-05-22 00:35:00 I wonder if I’ll gage everything by my father’s death now that he’s gone. It’s been almost four months and I have learned that I will never again utter the phrase, “Can things get any worse?” My nice had a febrile seizure two weeks ago. We were happy to find out that they are common, ... More About: My Life , Things , Thing
Officer Who Admitted To Taking Pot During Drug Bust Avoids Charges
2007-05-10 17:28:00 DEARBORN, Mich. — A Dearborn police officer resigned after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and baked it into brownies. Corporal Edward Sanchez and his wife ate the brownies and then called 911 and reported they had overdosed, according to police records.Here is an excerpt from the 911 call. 911: Dearborn Heights emergency… Sanchez: Can you ... More About: Bust , King , Drug , Avoid , Officer
Guilty Pleasures
2007-05-07 21:12:00 Allowing my Mom to by me the Xbox 360 elite. I may never leave the house. I may be alone forever. I may turn into one of those tweeked out gamers who wears gloves and gives herself some odd sort of nickname to be used in the “underground.” It takes my mind off life though, ... More About: Guilty Pleasures , Guilt , Sure , Pleasure , Guilty
It?s the Little Things
2007-04-30 21:58:00 Pig Tails In… Pig Tails Out… Perfect either way. More About: Little , Things , Thing , Litt
Trace amounts of drugs found in Grand Rapids drinking water
2007-04-16 15:34:00 GRAND RAPIDS ? Trace amounts of pharmaceutical drugs, including Prozac and birth-control hormones, are leaving the city?s wastewater-treatment plant for the Grand River, a new study shows. Some of the drugs, which also include codeine, antiseizure medications and caffeine, are also turning up in Lake Michigan and in Grand Rapids? drinking water… READ MORE I knew there ... More About: Drugs , Drink , Race , Water , Drinking
Mahna Mahna
2007-04-13 20:21:00 Rumor has it that when the Muppets Show came on I would dance in front of the TV clad only in a diaper. Till this day when I hear the Muppet’s theme song I get a little bounce in my wearied step. After hearing the following tune on a Saturn commercial I was pleased to find ...
No shit!
2007-04-13 18:50:00 The prospect of all-female conception Women might soon be able to produce sperm in a development that could allow lesbian couples to have their own biological daughters, according to a pioneering study published today. Scientists are seeking ethical permission to produce synthetic sperm cells from a woman’s bone marrow tissue after showing that it possible to ... More About: Shit
If you too think David Blaine is a freaky basterd!!
2007-04-13 15:32:00 David Blaine is the DEVIL! More About: David Blaine , David , Think , Freak , Davi
The Anna Nicole Smith conspiracy will always be synonymous with my fathers
2007-04-12 17:38:00 It’s been two and a half months since my father’s death. For the first time I had the chance to really look at, and attempt to understand all the changes that have occurred. As soon as the funeral was over and the family and friends went back to their lives my mother decided to remodel ... More About: Anna Nicole Smith , Piracy , With , Anna Nicole , Fathers
Does this disturb anyone else?
2007-04-05 17:05:00 Japan hospital sets up drop-off hatch for unwanted babies. Being a lesbian I have never had to worry about an unwanted pregnancy. And thank gwad, because I worry about enough already. I guess it just amazes me that in such a vastly growing technological age we as humans still have this issue. Is it laziness? ie… “I ... More About: This , Anyone , Else
Sometimes the world needs to be turned upside down
2007-04-03 17:39:00 Brilliant! More About: World , Time , The World , Down , Times
Woman caught offering sex with her 7-year-old
2007-04-02 15:22:00 TAYLOR, Mich. - A woman?s five children were in protective custody after she was charged with offering to let an undercover investigator have sex with her 7-year-old daughter. More… More About: With , Woman , Ring , Oman , Caught
Apparently this week has an ?ass? theme to it
2007-03-27 20:09:00 coworker at 2:02PM: Did you hear that Kelly? Me said at 2:02PM: no coworker said at 2:02PM: Good ole Coworker 2 ………..busting ass………..ask Coworker 3 Me said at 2:02PM: get out! coworker said at 2:02PM: Just did. does it all the time Me said at 2:03PM: I hear him blow his nose all damn day long and it makes me sick Me said at 2:03PM: I ... More About: This , Week , Theme , Them , Rent
Heard in a resturant
2007-03-26 15:32:00 Sentence you don’t want to hear leaving the lips of the owner of your favorite italian resturant while you are attempting to eat dinner. “He was on the shitter.” However, upon hearing this my brother and I laughed our arses off! More About: Hear , Rant , Rest
W00T
2007-03-22 20:52:00 Lawmaker says parts of Iraq safe as Detroit DETROIT - A Republican congressman from Michigan said parts of Iraq are no more dangerous than Detroit, drawing the ire of the mayor?s office and the state Democratic Party. That would make sense because part of the Detroit suburbs look like Iraq. Metro Detroit is second to the Middleast ...
300 more times
2007-03-18 02:12:00 Before going to see 300 I went with my mom and cousins to see that gwad awful Drew Barrymore and “Guy who got in trouble for getting a BJ” movie. It took all I had not fall asleep during that film. Twas the same ole’ same ole’ halfhearted romantic comedy. In other words, two cups ... More About: Time , Times , More
Oh Paula?..Oh Paula
More articles from this author:2007-03-15 21:08:00 For the record… iffin’ there was one. I totally have a crush on Paul a Deen. And if you have a problem with that I will take it back if you can explain to me how the United States of A-Fucking-Merica has allowed the mixed Indian boy with the emo hair to remain on American Idol. More About: Paula , Aula 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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