Remikz: A Collection of All Things Entertaining Remikz: A Collection of All Things Entertaining Michael Hwang's reviews and thoughts on all things entertaining. Daily updates with reviews about cars, tech, gadgets, electronics, movies, books, games, tv shows, food, music, and night clubs that I come across during my life as a UCLA student. Articles
Got Spellcheck? // The Flying Shoe
2007-03-08 23:10:00 R*: they were supposed to put FIRE LANER*: but they put "FIRE LINE" and covered itR*: and never fixed it HAHAR*: it's like at the corner of my bus stop...and both sides of the corner...they made the same mistake twice//J*: so today i made a U turnJ*: at a driveway of an apratment complexJ*: and this foO withg a dog apparently lives thereJ*: so as i was driving outJ*: he just started cussin at meJ*: he was yellin at me and shitJ*: he was hittin my car with his handsJ*: im lik ewtf -.-J*: and as i drove offJ*: i heard a THUNKJ*: he threw a shoe at meJ*: HAHAJ*: it landed on my windshiledJ*: i was like WTFJ*: nice throwJ*: and i was using my wipers like crazyJ*: and the fukkin shoe wouldnt come offJ*: i was like wow -.-J*: wut a little bitchJ*: he was like GET OUTTA HURRJ*: GOJ*: GET! More About: Flying , Check , Lying , Shoe , The Fly
Portrait of Me
2007-03-08 07:18:00 That's me, from the perspective of 4.5 year-old Kaylan, Wing and Jane's niece. More About: Port , Portrait , TRAI
The Count of Monte Cristo: Classic Tale of Obsession, Revenge, and Cigars
2007-03-08 05:29:00 I read this book sometime last quarter, and it was definitely one of the better novels that I have read. It was written by Alexandre Dumas in 1844 originally in French. The story takes place during the 1800's in France/Italy. It's actually based on a true event, which makes it all the more impressive.*Note: May contain spoilers.The book centers around Edmond Dantes, an ordinary sailor. Good fortune shines on him: he gets a promotion and becomes engaged with the girl he loves. But this good fortune causes jealousy in those around him, and his so called "friends" hatch a scheme that lands him in a far away prison, equivalent to present day Alcatraz. He is left to rot in prison with no pardon for over 14 years. During his time in prison, he meets an abbey. The abbey teaches Edmond everything he knows, which was quite a bit (several languages, chemistry, etc.) and lastly leaves him with the location of a buried treasure.Edmond escapes prison through an ingenious way, which is actually... More About: Classic , Obsession , Cigars , Class , Sion
Old Joke
2007-03-07 11:04:00 Was digging through my old blogs (2003) and came across this...still applies today!An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neal, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President." She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he also takes a parachute and jumps. The fourth passenger, the Pope, say... More About: Joke
Launch in 3 2 1 !
More articles from this author:2007-03-07 06:39:00 Hello here, I've finally finished coding this page, and I'll be making my first post today. The coding is still messy, and I haven't put everything that I want on here yet, but I really wanted to start this site due to the fact that winter is almost over! Once it's over, I'll have to make a new banner, and I didn't want to waste the one I already made. Technically, spring doesn't start until March 20th, according to wikipedia. So until then, it will be winter on this page.Most of you probably already know me, so I won't introduce myself. For those of you who don't, stick around and maybe you will. Wow that sounded awkward.Anyways, I'm making this site because I've been having a lot of free time on my hands lately. I used to spend all my time playing Guild Wars, and the occasional game of DOTA (Warcraft 3) but I've quit both. So here I am. I'll be posting about anything that I encounter worthy of being posted. I'm still messing around with the HTML, so don't be surpris... More About: Launch 1, 2, 3 |
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