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Let's get Natalie Badolato on The View!
2007-07-12 00:31:00 I have met a great gal on Maya's Mom. Her name is Natalie Badolato. She considers herself an average mom from Long Island with a husband of 18 years and 3 great kids and one granddaughter. She thinks The View needs her point of view; that of the average mom. I couldn't agree with her more! She has such a bubbly and magnetic personality that when I found out she's on a quest to be a co-host on The View I volunteered to be her campaign manager. She was a guest host this past February and did a fantastic job. She's definitely a natural!The View is currently looking for a new co-host. I think they could use a fresh view and what's better than a non-celebrity? Natalie is the perfect person to represent "us". If you agree then help me spread the word.How you can help:Go to Extratv.com and leave a comment in support of NatalieGo to ABC.com. When the page opens, you will see a link under Elisabeth's picture called "ask a viewmaster" Click on that link and leave a message telling them ...
Let's get Natalie Badolato on The View!
2007-07-12 00:31:00 I have met a great gal on Maya's Mom. Her name is Natalie Badolato. She considers herself an average mom from Long Island with a husband of 18 years and 3 great kids and one granddaughter. She thinks The View needs her point of view; that of the average mom. I couldn't agree with her more! She has such a bubbly and magnetic personality that when I found out she's on a quest to be a co-host on The View I volunteered to be her campaign manager. She was a guest host this past February and did a fantastic job. She's definitely a natural!The View is currently looking for a new co-host. I think they could use a fresh view and what's better than a non-celebrity? Natalie is the perfect person to represent "us". If you agree then help me spread the word.How you can help:Go to Extratv.com and leave a comment in support of NatalieGo to ABC.com. When the page opens, you will see a link under Elisabeth's picture called "ask a viewmaster" Click on that link and leave a message telling them ...
Let's get Natalie Badolato on The View!
2007-07-12 00:31:00 I have met a great gal on Maya's Mom. Her name is Natalie Badolato. She considers herself an average mom from Long Island with a husband of 18 years and 3 great kids and one granddaughter. She thinks The View needs her point of view; that of the average mom. I couldn't agree with her more! She has such a bubbly and magnetic personality that when I found out she's on a quest to be a co-host on The V iew I volunteered to be her campaign manager. She was a guest host this past February and did a fantastic job. She's definitely a natural!The View is currently looking for a new co-host. I think they could use a fresh view and what's better than a non-celebrity? Natalie is the perfect person to represent "us". If you agree then help me spread the word.How you can help:Go to Extratv.com and leave a comment in support of NatalieGo to ABC.com. When the page opens, you will see a link under Elisabeth's picture called "ask a viewmaster" Click on that link and leave a message telling them ...
I'm so thankful for temper tantrums
2007-07-11 02:58:00 Yesterday while at a pool party my little red headed spitfire of a baby threw the mother of all tantrums. She was doing great considering we've just gotten back from vacation and an erratic sleep schedule. It's amazing how the smallest thing can set them off. All I did was take away the open water bottle that she was attempting to bring in the pool with her which prompted her hissy fit which caused her to rub her tired eyes which caused her to rub sun block in them. Whoever deemed that lotion tear free obviously has never rubbed it in their eyes.She proceeds to scream bloody murder as I keep trying to plug her up with her pacifier which would prompt her to throw it and me chase it. After about four times of that I give up and figure this would be a good time to round the kids up and mosey on out. I gather our stuff with Marigrace on my hip and screaming as if I was abusing her. I can feel the other mothers watching as Marigrace completely loses it. I even tried to give her a sip o... More About: Hank , Temp
I'm so thankful for temper tantrums
2007-07-11 02:58:00 Yesterday while at a pool party my little red headed spitfire of a baby threw the mother of all tantrums. She was doing great considering we've just gotten back from vacation and an erratic sleep schedule. It's amazing how the smallest thing can set them off. All I did was take away the open water bottle that she was attempting to bring in the pool with her which prompted her hissy fit which caused her to rub her tired eyes which caused her to rub sun block in them. Whoever deemed that lotion tear free obviously has never rubbed it in their eyes.She proceeds to scream bloody murder as I keep trying to plug her up with her pacifier which would prompt her to throw it and me chase it. After about four times of that I give up and figure this would be a good time to round the kids up and mosey on out. I gather our stuff with Marigrace on my hip and screaming as if I was abusing her. I can feel the other mothers watching as Marigrace completely loses it. I even tried to give her a sip o... More About: Hank , Temp
Home Sweet Home Part 2
2007-07-10 04:31:00 This is the follow up to yesterday's post about my vacation.I was feeling a little unsettled when I left because I was worried about my ailing dog, afraid that Madeline was going to have a panic attack on the plane, and my dad's guilt email despite my logic was getting to me. Since I'm a Drama Queen these worries developed in my mind to be that my dog is dying of cancer, we were going to make national headlines after we were kicked off the plane because Madeline wigged out, and I thought every dark haired middle aged man with a beer belly dressed in shorts and a t-shirt was my dad. You can imagine that there are lots of these men on the beach so it seemed every time I turned around there was my dad. Obviously my dad's guilt letter was heavy on my mind and my mind was playing tricks on me.I was able to relax and enjoy my family although a phone call five days into the vacation has left me feeling icky. It was one of those moments that tapped into the relentless emotion of resentm... More About: Home , Sweet , Part , Home Sweet Home
Home Sweet Home Part 1
2007-07-09 05:36:00 We have safely returned from our family vacation to Myrtle Beach. The weather was fantastic, our condo was beautiful, and we all had a good time. Of course with four kids in tow the vacation had some minor blips. It also wasn't quite the sexcation that my hubby was hoping for either. Our oldest can stay up later than us so we had to get creative. We have mastered the art of a quickie in the bathroom, closet, and on the balcony.My biggest worry was that Madeline would have a panic attack on the plane. I gave her Benadryl 45 minutes before we boarded. She was pretty nervous and sick to her stomach but she's a strong little girl and bravely boarded the plane. I loaded my iPod with her favorite songs which seemed to mean a lot to her that I took the time to do it. Fortunately we had a smooth flight and although she didn't fall asleep she remained calm. I was praying for a smooth flight because I figured if she knew we were safe she wouldn't feel so anxious. I think the anticipation ... More About: Home , Sweet , Part , Home Sweet Home
Home Sweet Home Part 1
2007-07-09 05:36:00 We have safely returned from our family vacation to Myrtle Beach. The weather was fantastic, our condo was beautiful, and we all had a good time. Of course with four kids in tow the vacation had some minor blips. It also wasn't quite the sexcation that my hubby was hoping for either. Our oldest can stay up later than us so we had to get creative. We have mastered the art of a quickie in the bathroom, closet, and on the balcony.My biggest worry was that Madeline would have a panic attack on the plane. I gave her Benadryl 45 minutes before we boarded. She was pretty nervous and sick to her stomach but she's a strong little girl and bravely boarded the plane. I loaded my iPod with her favorite songs which seemed to mean a lot to her that I took the time to do it. Fortunately we had a smooth flight and although she didn't fall asleep she remained calm. I was praying for a smooth flight because I figured if she knew we were safe she wouldn't feel so anxious. I think the anticipation ... More About: Home , Sweet , Part , Home Sweet Home
When it rains, it pours
2007-07-01 06:51:00 There certainly is a lot of drama in my life right now. I've got my father trying to guilt his way back into my life and a troll who put me in a bad mood. Although my mood has greatly improved with the help of my sister and blogging friends.My beloved dog, Sonny who is ten is not doing well. He has a cough and is bleeding from the nose. A constant trickle that won't stop. I'm having all kinds of tests done and so far his doctors have found a mass in his nasal cavity. I'm taking him to a specialist who can determine if it's a fungal infection or a tumor. I'm just sick about it. Sonny was my first baby. We got him a few months before we were married. During my first pregnancy Sonny would take naps with me on the couch with his head on my belly. He has been the best dog. I am not ready to let him go yet. My family will be crushed. Although Marigrace is only a toddler she will miss him too. She loves curling up next to him and sharing her snacks. If it is a tumor I'm being told t... More About: Tourette , Syndrome
When it rains, it pours
2007-07-01 06:51:00 There certainly is a lot of drama in my life right now. I've got my father trying to guilt his way back into my life and a troll who put me in a bad mood. Although my mood has greatly improved with the help of my sister and blogging friends.My beloved dog, Sonny who is ten is not doing well. He has a cough and is bleeding from the nose. A constant trickle that won't stop. I'm having all kinds of tests done and so far his doctors have found a mass in his nasal cavity. I'm taking him to a specialist who can determine if it's a fungal infection or a tumor. I'm just sick about it. Sonny was my first baby. We got him a few months before we were married. During my first pregnancy Sonny would take naps with me on the couch with his head on my belly. He has been the best dog. I am not ready to let him go yet. My family will be crushed. Although Marigrace is only a toddler she will miss him too. She loves curling up next to him and sharing her snacks. If it is a tumor I'm being told t... More About: Tourette , Syndrome
Dear Mr. or Mrs. Troll
2007-06-30 05:23:00 I don't normally give trolls the time of day let alone an entire post but this one pissed me off enough to defend myself. You can find it on this post and as usual it's anonymous. Mr. or Mrs. Troll you've lost my respect by cowardly not standing behind your words. You will be thrilled to know that you struck a nerve with me. You are either a bored individual who has nothing better to do than troll around or I struck a nerve with you. Obviously you have not stood in my shoes. You did not bother to read my archives before you chose to sit in your throne of judgement. If you had you would see that the situation with my mother and the decision to cut ties is very hard on me. I often use humor to help me cope and writing about my difficulties with my parents is very cathartic for me. If you can't handle my decision then there's a little red X up there for you to click. You can move on because you are not welcome here.Why have you hit such a nerve with me? Because I received an emai...
Dear Mr. or Mrs. Troll
2007-06-30 05:23:00 I don't normally give trolls the time of day let alone an entire post but this one pissed me off enough to defend myself. You can find it on this post and as usual it's anonymous. Mr. or Mrs. Troll you've lost my respect by cowardly not standing behind your words. You will be thrilled to know that you struck a nerve with me. You are either a bored individual who has nothing better to do than troll around or I struck a nerve with you. Obviously you have not stood in my shoes. You did not bother to read my archives before you chose to sit in your throne of judgement. If you had you would see that the situation with my mother and the decision to cut ties is very hard on me. I often use humor to help me cope and writing about my difficulties with my parents is very cathartic for me. If you can't handle my decision then there's a little red X up there for you to click. You can move on because you are not welcome here.Why have you hit such a nerve with me? Because I received an emai...
My egg donor went postal
2007-06-27 15:51:00 My egg donor is up to her usual bag of tricks. Not only is she having Ebay feedback fights but she chewed out her mailman. My mailman, Floyd just informed me of her latest escapade. He knows my egg donor is a few cards short of a full deck. Last Christmas she pitched a big fit when she thought one of the packages she sent me got lost. Since I cut off communication with her she requests signature confirmation with anything she sends me. Floyd had delivered two packages from her on the same day but I only signed for one. My egg donor filed a complaint along with yelling at every person she had contact with from the post office. Floyd asked me to tell my egg donor that I did receive the package and to withdraw the complaint. She was getting him in all kinds of trouble which is a shame since he's the nicest mailman ever. He brings up my trash cans and gives my dog treats. When I was pregnant he brought me my mail every day so I didn't have to walk to the mailbox.Yesterday I passed him... More About: Postal , Went , Dono
My egg donor went postal
2007-06-27 15:51:00 My egg donor is up to her usual bag of tricks. Not only is she having Ebay feedback fights but she chewed out her mailman. My mailman, Floyd just informed me of her latest escapade. He knows my egg donor is a few cards short of a full deck. Last Christmas she pitched a big fit when she thought one of the packages she sent me got lost. Since I cut off communication with her she requests signature confirmation with anything she sends me. Floyd had delivered two packages from her on the same day but I only signed for one. My egg donor filed a complaint along with yelling at every person she had contact with from the post office. Floyd asked me to tell my egg donor that I did receive the package and to withdraw the complaint. She was getting him in all kinds of trouble which is a shame since he's the nicest mailman ever. He brings up my trash cans and gives my dog treats. When I was pregnant he brought me my mail every day so I didn't have to walk to the mailbox.Yesterday I passed him... More About: Postal , Went , Dono
Girls Rock!
2007-06-26 07:01:00 It's midnight and I'm in need of some decent sleep but I need to get this posted ASAP. Janet from Dancing Through seems to think I rock which leaves me deeply honored because I think she's a rockin' rock star. She has bestowed upon me the this ultra glamorous super cool award:I love this award because "Rock On" and "You Rock" are two of my favorite sayings. Having someone think I rock enough to pass on this award is quite a compliment. Now I must pass it on to five other bloggers that I think rock. I thought it would be hard to choose just five but this tag is flying through the blogosphere much quicker than I can keep up with. Many of the bloggers I wanted to tag have already been tagged.Here are my chosen five that I believe have not been tagged yet so if someone beats me to them I just may have to kick their ass.Lisa from Midwestern Mommy and I'm looking forward to totally rocks! She lives ten minutes away but it took our blogs for us to connect. Lisa is smart, beautiful, t... More About: Girls
Girls Rock!
2007-06-26 07:01:00 It's midnight and I'm in need of some decent sleep but I need to get this posted ASAP. Janet from Dancing Through seems to think I rock which leaves me deeply honored because I think she's a rockin' rock star. She has bestowed upon me the this ultra glamorous super cool award:I love this award because "Rock On" and "You Rock" are two of my favorite sayings. Having someone think I rock enough to pass on this award is quite a compliment. Now I must pass it on to five other bloggers that I think rock. I thought it would be hard to choose just five but this tag is flying through the blogosphere much quicker than I can keep up with. Many of the bloggers I wanted to tag have already been tagged.Here are my chosen five that I believe have not been tagged yet so if someone beats me to them I just may have to kick their ass.Lisa from Midwestern Mommy and I'm looking forward to totally rocks! She lives ten minutes away but it took our blogs for us to connect. Lisa is smart, beautiful, t... More About: Girls
Defending my Slacker Mom title
2007-06-23 19:11:00 Aren't toddlers little sponges? If you want to see how you talk or behave then just watch your toddler. Some toddlers like to pretend that they are cooking, washing the car, or going to work. What does mine do?She even has a box of Donettes near by. All that's missing is a Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper instead of a pacifier. What does this say about me?Well it's no secret that I'm a Slacker Mom. Jeez, I had to go and give myself a nickname and a blog title in it's honor. Until recently I didn't realize how much of a negative connotation the term has for some folks. It was meant to be tongue and cheek but all this talk about Alpha Moms and Slacker Moms has drawn quite a bit of attention to it. I took the quiz just to be sure that I'm living up to my title. Some of the questions were rather silly and don't fit my definition of a Slacker Mom but according to the quiz I have earned my title.The funny thing is that I started out as a type A or Alpha Mom. I had subscriptions to ... More About: Title , Lack
Defending my Slacker Mom title
2007-06-23 19:11:00 Aren't toddlers little sponges? If you want to see how you talk or behave then just watch your toddler. Some toddlers like to pretend that they are cooking, washing the car, or going to work. What does mine do?She even has a box of Donettes near by. All that's missing is a Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper instead of a pacifier. What does this say about me?Well it's no secret that I'm a Slacker Mom. Jeez, I had to go and give myself a nickname and a blog title in it's honor. Until recently I didn't realize how much of a negative connotation the term has for some folks. It was meant to be tongue and cheek but all this talk about Alpha Moms and Slacker Moms has drawn quite a bit of attention to it. I took the quiz just to be sure that I'm living up to my title. Some of the questions were rather silly and don't fit my definition of a Slacker Mom but according to the quiz I have earned my title.The funny thing is that I started out as a type A or Alpha Mom. I had subscriptions to ... More About: Title , Lack
A divine intervention
2007-06-20 17:44:00 I have a good friend who is going through a difficult time in her marriage. She has been turning to me for advice and comfort so I've unleashed my Celestine Prophecy beliefs on her. Do you remember that book? I read it in my early twenties when I was searching for clarity about my difficult relationship with my parents. I didn't realize what a profound effect the insights chronicled in the Celestine Prophecy had on my life. I could relate to so much of it and had a lot of ah ha! moments while reading it but what I didn't realize until now is what I learned from the book still plays out in my life.The Celestine Prophecy is based on an ancient Peruvian manuscript containing 9 insights to help you achieve a fulfilling life. There are two elements of the book that have stuck with me. The first is about our personal energy and how we have all the energy we need but yet we continually try to steal the energy of others. This was an important concept for me to grasp so that I could work ... More About: Divine Intervention , Divine
A divine intervention
2007-06-20 17:44:00 I have a good friend who is going through a difficult time in her marriage. She has been turning to me for advice and comfort so I've unleashed my Celestine Prophecy beliefs on her. Do you remember that book? I read it in my early twenties when I was searching for clarity about my difficult relationship with my parents. I didn't realize what a profound effect the insights chronicled in the Celestine Prophecy had on my life. I could relate to so much of it and had a lot of ah ha! moments while reading it but what I didn't realize until now is what I learned from the book still plays out in my life.The Celestine Prophecy is based on an ancient Peruvian manuscript containing 9 insights to help you achieve a fulfilling life. There are two elements of the book that have stuck with me. The first is about our personal energy and how we have all the energy we need but yet we continually try to steal the energy of others. This was an important concept for me to grasp so that I could work ... More About: Divine Intervention , Divine , Vent
The SwitchPlanet Switcharoo
2007-06-18 06:15:00 I've found myself another addiction! It's called SwitchPlan et.com and it's a barter system site where I can "switch" books, CD's, DVD's, and games with other users in the community. I compiled media that I no longer want and added it to the SwitchPlanet library. Once I send my stuff to someone who wants it I will earn Switchbucs which I can use to order something I want from another user. My only esxpense is the shipping cost to send my item which evens out once someone sends me something. It's free to sign up and there's no monthly fees. Just the cost of shipping my stuff. What I like most about SwitchPlanet is their committment to philanthropy and the environment. Trading media we don't want helps reduce waste on our planet and members are given the option to make a charitable donation with each switch. Donations need not only be monetary but also items such as books and DVD's may be donated. How cool is that?Adding my media to the library has been easy peasy and I'm hop... More About: Charo , Anet , Char , Witch
The SwitchPlanet Switcharoo
2007-06-18 06:15:00 I've found myself another addiction! It's called SwitchPlanet.com and it's a barter system site where I can "switch" books, CD's, DVD's, and games with other users in the community. I compiled media that I no longer want and added it to the SwitchPlanet library. Once I send my stuff to someone who wants it I will earn Switchbucs which I can use to order something I want from another user. My only esxpense is the shipping cost to send my item which evens out once someone sends me something. It's free to sign up and there's no monthly fees. Just the cost of shipping my stuff. What I like most about SwitchPlanet is their committment to philanthropy and the environment. Trading media we don't want helps reduce waste on our planet and members are given the option to make a charitable donation with each switch. Donations need not only be monetary but also items such as books and DVD's may be donated. How cool is that?Adding my media to the library has been easy peasy and I'm hop... More About: Charo , Anet , Char , Witch
Wii had a great time!
2007-06-16 15:21:00 So here's the poop on the supercool, top secret party I had this past Thursday. But let's first go back a couple months to what led up to my supercool party.I received an email offering me a spot as a Nintendo Ambassador. Sounds important, doesn't it? Basically it means that I would get to host a supercool party and be the envy of friends and family although my friends seem to prefer to call me "Lucky Dog" or "Bitch" rather than my self important title of Nintendo Ambassador.I wasn't quite sure what I was getting into but how could I resist a party that all I would have to do is show up with thirty friends? They had me take a personality questionnaire to make sure I wasn't Looney Tunes which surprisingly I passed. My contact person, Megan flew in and took me to lunch. We hit it off immediately. I talked her head off which probably sealed the deal since the purpose of their marketing plan is to spread Nintendo's greatness by word of mouth. We booked my party and I was given the... More About: Time , Great
Crazy keeps on knocking
2007-06-14 20:49:00 I shared an email from my egg donor yesterday and now I've received a couple more. At least she turned off the all caps but it's still quite obvious that she is spiralling out of control. This is how she gets right before a crash and then she ends up in the hospital. I often joke about her and put on the tough act that it doesn't bother me but it does. It's very sad. This woman is my mother. I grew in her body. Unfortunately she never bonded with me like a mother should and that makes me very sad. I just pray that I do not inflict upon my children the pain she inflicted upon me and my sister. I wish I could help her but she sucked the life out of me and then got pissed when I had no more to give. Watching my mother succumb to the evils of her mind is as bad as watching someone die. Maybe worse since her mental illness is like a cancer that spreads to everyone she comes in contact with. The woman truly has no clue and lives in her blameless La La Land. She sits on her self righte... More About: Crazy , Knock
baby tattoos and crazy mothers
2007-06-13 18:08:00 I am seriously neglecting my blogging hobby and it's not by choice. Now that school is out I spend my days out doing stuff with my kids. Can't be a slackermommy during the summer! My kids are in my face making sure of it. I've also been feeling like I'm in a blogging rut and struggling to find things to write about but according to Midwestern Mommy my family is full of blogging material. She came over last night with her little guy for dinner and to swim. My house is the one that all the neighbor kids hang out at and I think I've grown way too accustomed to the chaos that I'm missing prime blogging moments like this one:No it's not mutant hair growing from my baby's back but a tattoo. I didn't get a chance to snap a picture before it started to peel off. My girls thought it would be funny to tattoo the baby unbeknownst to me. My hubby was out of town for two days and the baby greeted him with a poopy diaper. That's when he noticed the tattoo and he joked that he goes out o... More About: Baby , Crazy , Mothers , Atto , Tattoos
Linky Dinky Game
2007-06-11 04:44:00 I was tagged ages ago by Maggie and I'm finally getting around to doing this meme. I'm finding it hard to get the hours of computer time that I require now that the kids are done with school. If we weren't having so much fun playing I would feel resentful but that doesn't usually happen until August.It's a 5 link meme. Here's how to play:Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:Holly?s CornerDaddy ForeverAlmost Somewhat PositiveMaggie at CoffeeShopMafiaSlacker-moms-r-us Next select 5 people to tag:BurgBig Dreams and Pixie DustMomishRamblings From The ReservationMidwestern MommyWhat was I doing 10 years ago?I worked as a nurse in a cardiothoracic ICU and was planning my wedding. It's so hard to believe that was 10 years ago!What was I doing 1 year ago?I had no clue what blogging was or that it would take over my life. My baby was 6 months old and we were on a family vacation at Disney... More About: Game , Linky , Inky
A shout out to my friends
2007-06-07 04:23:00 I feel so compelled to thank all my blogging friends for their emails and comments of support in regards to my last post. You really know how to lift a girl when she's feeling down. My friendship and sense of community that I have formed with you has been such an unexpected surprise from blogging. I have put myself out there; heart and soul and you have embraced me warmly. Thank you.I'm also sending out a shout out to my good friend Vicki. We met several years ago when our daughters began dancing together but we didn't get close until this past year. Now I'm having a girl crush on her because I love spending time with her and can't wait to see her next. She has to be one of the funniest women I have ever met. She helps me embrace my inner child with her goofiness. We are so immature together that we embarrass our girls. What's more fun than embarrassing your children? I laugh so much with her that my face and stomach muscles ache. Do you have a friend like that? You should. It... More About: Friends , Ends , Shout
Drama, drama, and more drama
2007-06-04 20:17:00 What is it with me and drama? I must have a neon light flashing I'M A PUSHOVER on my back. I had the purse drama last weekend and this weekend it was clueless workers destroying my house drama.I'm having my shower replaced in the master bath plus some exterior work on the house. The shower is coming along with few glitches but what is being done on the outside has turned into a nightmare. There is a gal who does a lot of work in our subdivision. She cleans, paints, and does yard work. She has always done a nice job so when she came to me and asked me to do her a favor and hire her son because he needed money to keep from being evicted I said yes without hesitation. That was mistake number one. He did a terrible job painting our front door and had to redo it twice before his mom came to his rescue and repainted it. It looks like shit from being scraped twice and there's paint on the porch and brick. By this time we had paid the guy for 90% of the job and he only did 25% because h... More About: Drama , Tourette , Syndrome , Dram
I just can't get enough animal porn
2007-06-01 04:41:00 Terri from Steel Magnolia sent me this Nancy Grace podcast since my last two posts have been about animal porn. It's hysterical. Check it out. More About: Animal
Dorky Dad shares his zoo porn
More articles from this author:2007-05-30 16:49:00 My friend Terri from Steel Magnolias sent me an email to check out the zoo porn video that Dork y Dad posted on his blog. Of course I zipped right over to get me some more animal porn. Turns out that Dorky Dad was at the EXACT same zoo at the EXACT same time and saw the EXACT same turtle porn that we saw. We were on the other side of the fence from where he was but what a freaky coincidence. When I'm out in public I tend to look around at people and wonder if any of them are a blogger. It's too funny to think that I was standing so close to a blogger that I read.Here's the video he captured because I know you all want to see it. Don't pretend you don't because all you have to do is click the "play" button and no one will ever know you did. What would have been really funny is if he had panned to the right a bit for a view of me intently watching animal porn.Make sure you visit Dorky Dad and read his zoo porn post. I was cracking up at his version of his wife's explanation of wh... More About: Shares , Ares 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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