slacker-moms-r-us slacker-moms-r-us I'm a slacker mommy of four. My house is a mess, my husband is sexually deprived, and my kids are obnoxious. I'm loving every bit of it. 
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Dream on!
2008-09-18 05:57:00 My dear friend, Corrina recently revealed her hidden talent of dream interpretation when I wrote a post about my dead baby dream. Not only did she analyze my dream but also those that were shared in my comments and even had a few requests. I’ve always been interested in dreams and what they mean especially since ... More About: Dream
Rappin? Granny keeping it real
2008-09-08 15:23:00 This hip hop granny cracks me up and the best part is she gives all the proceeds from sales of her $5 CDs to the Tourette Syndrome Association. Who’s Your Granny ? Copyright © 2008 Slacker-moms-r-us. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you ... More About: Real
All I want for my birthday is clean water
2008-09-06 05:32:00 Tonight I received an email about charity water and since I’m a sucker for causes I checked it out. The founder is Scott Harrison and his story is inspiring. Then I watched videos of little villages in Africa where clean water which we all take for granted is nonexistent. My heartstrings were pulled when I saw ... More About: Clean , Water , Birthday
My turn to rant
2008-09-03 20:43:00 I wasn’t planning on ranting on my own blog but I’m crabby today and annoyed with all the negativity about McCain’s running mate being a working mother of five and *gasp* a mother of a baby with Down Syndrome. Politics aside because it’s my blog policy to not write about them. This post is about ... More About: Rant , Turn
Blog for Rant
2008-09-03 15:10:00 Here is another rant I just received as part of the Her Bad Mother’s Bitchin? Bitchfest Blog Exchange. This post comes from a blogger who wishes to remain anonymous but needs to get something off her chest. “I’d like to give a big FUCK you to all those teachers and adults who said that all ... More About: Rant
Betchfest Rant #2: No Regrets
2008-09-02 03:51:00 Here is rant #2 as part of the Bitchin? Bitchfest Blog Exchange that Her Bad Mother is hosting. This blogger wishes to remain anonymous. Let’s show her some support. “Dear Dad, I want you to know that you’re not hurting me anymore. I am glad that you are dead. Quite frankly, the whole family is ... More About: Rant , Regrets
Betchfest Rant #1
2008-09-02 02:31:00 Here is rant #1 as part of the Bitchin? Bitchfest Blog Exchange that Her Bad Mother is hosting. This came to me from one of my readers who doesn’t have a blog and wishes to remain anonymous. She’s a stressed out mom with a husband in Iraq. Let’s show her some support. Dear children: Please quit whining, ... More About: Rant
I?m bitching about Tourettes again but it?s all good!
2008-09-01 17:13:00 Her Bad Mother is hosting a Bitchin’ Bitchfest Blog Exchange which is a swappin’ of blogs so that we can all blog openly on a theme that isn’t entirely appropriate for our own blogs. The Bitchfest ends tonight and I haven’t received the bitching post yet from my bitcher so in the meantime I am offering ... More About: Blogging , Good , Bitching , Tourettes
My welcomed unwelcome guest
2008-08-30 16:23:00 Mr. Tourette seems to really like it at my home. I took the time to get to know him, to understand him, and to let him know that his quirkiness is part of his charm. I accepted all his bad habits and put up with his tantrums, impulsiveness, and neediness. I put up with his annoying relatives; OCD, ... More About: Guest
I?m going vlogging
2008-08-28 16:13:00 I don’t mean to turn into a vlogger with two video post in a row but it makes great filler when I’m too busy to actually write. My kids love making videos and most of the time I just find nothing more than kid silliness on my memory card. Sometimes I catch them being bad which ... More About: Vlogging
Stair diving and misbehaving
2008-08-26 06:30:00 I can’t say enough how awesome it is to have my sister back home and living 20 minutes away. I honestly never thought I would see the day that we would live in the same city again. She is my best friend and my partner in crime. We’ve been stirring up shit since she moved ... More About: Diving
Why do I dream about dead babies?
2008-08-22 21:02:00 I have always had vivid dreams but ever since I began taking Wellbutrin six years ago my dreams are like motion pictures in my mind. The kind that are full of detail and make you feel like it’s really happening. Usually my dreams don’t make much sense but sometimes my stress and anxiety manifests in my ... More About: Babies , Dead , Dream
A ?Juicy? rant about the Princess Entitlement Complex
2008-08-19 19:27:00 Madeline’s surprise party on Saturday went well. She seemed genuinely surprised even though she had an idea that a party was in the works. What was interesting though was the behavior of two of her friends. To protect the guilty I will call the one Tiffany and the other Muffy. Tiffany is Madeline’s frienemy who believes ... More About: Princess , Rant , Complex , Entitlement
Do I have to be a mom today?
2008-08-16 17:00:00 I’m tired. I’ve only been getting 5-6 hours of sleep every night due to adrenaline, insomnia, stress, and worry. My sister has moved back home after living away for 15 years. Up until yesterday her and her family were staying here. It was pretty chaotic having four adults, six kids, three dogs, and two bunnies in my ... More About: Today , Tourette , Syndrome
Slacking white trash moms rock!
2008-08-15 16:14:00 Of course I said YES when PBN asked me to review The White Trash Mom Handbook. Duh! So forgive me if this review seems a bit biased. My sister and I have used the term “white trash” for years to describe cool, unpretentious, and fun women. When telling each other about a new friend it is ... More About: Rock , Moms , White Trash
Sharing The Love
2008-08-14 18:49:00 My good IRL blogging friend A Bun’s Life is spreading the love and awarded me this lovely award. I am passing this award onto my newest blogging friend, Anissa. She’s a mom of three and writes a lot about her youngest child, Peyton who has Leukemia. I love her writing style and her ability to ... More About: Love , Sharing
Loser Christmas
2008-08-12 07:33:00 My sister and I have been estranged off and on (currently estranged) from our parents since we left home in our late teens. We weren’t usually estranged at the same time because our folks like to play the good/bad daughter game. When one was bad the other was good and we played along to keep ... More About: Christmas , Loser
My top 5 slacker mom moments this week
2008-08-09 18:26:00 I washed my kids hair with the hose and a bottle of shampoo that I keep in the garage just for this purpose. (How’s that for white trash, Michelle?) I forgot to wash Madeline’s leotard for dance class so I threw it in the dryer with a Bounce sheet to freshen it up. I was running late ... More About: Slacker , Week , Moments
Blog the Recession!
2008-08-05 06:23:00 I love warm fuzzies and support from my friends. I also love giving warm fuzzies and so does Kristen from Motherhood Uncensored. She is asking us to spread the love amongst each other by doing some extra clicking. (Oh get your head out of the gutter!) “The premise is simple. If you read blogs, then ... More About: Blog , Recession
Font Conference
2008-08-02 17:40:00 If you are font obsessed like me then you will appreciate this video. The rest of you will be mildly amused. This has got me thinking of what font I am. My font persona has changed over the years as I’ve changed. During my late teens I was LOUNGE BAIT with a fake ID before becoming a ... More About: Font , Conference
One year ago today
2008-08-01 07:02:00 One year ago today the world lost a beautiful and spirited 6 year old boy One year ago today a mother and father lost their first and only son One year ago today my kids learned a very hard lesson about life and death One year ago today my kids questioned their own mortality One year ago today I ... More About: Today , Year
Midwestern Mommy update
2008-07-31 15:09:00 It looks like Lisa was told a bit prematurely by her doctors that she has cancer. The “something” on her cat scan may very well not be a mass. Her colonoscopy was clear and her blood tests are negative for cancer markers. The biopsy results should be back in the next day or so. For now ... More About: Mommy , Update
Midwestern Mommy needs support of the blogosphere
2008-07-29 18:19:00 Life has been so crazy for me since returning from BlogHer. All four of my kids are taking turns being sick with some funky virus that causes excruciating headaches, nausea, and vomiting. Hubby has been out of town 6 1/2 days of the last eight days and between sleeping with frightened kids during thunderstorms (a total ... More About: Blogosphere , Mommy , Support
They were supposed to be free!
2008-07-27 07:42:00 You know what sucks? When you are such a slacker that you wait until the day of the premiere of Hanna Montana’s 3D concert on Disney to pick up the free 3D glasses from Walmart. Only to find out that they are all gone but there’s a pair in every t.v. guide which Walmart was also ... More About: Free
$1300 spent on BlogHer and all I got was this shirt
2008-07-26 06:30:00 lllllll and lots of other swag that made great souvenirs for my kids. ll I had a good time but damn it was an expensive trip. I’m not even counting the two dresses I bought to wear to the cocktail parties. ll The St. Francis was worth every penny but charging $7.20 for just opening the minibar? I ... More About: Blog , Shirt
BlogHer08: The good and the bad
2008-07-24 22:59:00 The good Getting away from my kids. Rooming with Corrina from A Celebration Of Curves fame. Her curves should be celebrated. My boobs had serious competition. She’s a kind soul and full of interesting conversation. I credit her for helping me break my habit of saying “I have to go potty”. Met Stephanie Klein who was like a ... More About: Blog , Good , The Good
Magic Marker Monday
2008-07-21 21:27:00 I’ve previously posted this photo of Connor’s artwork but I love it too much to not post again as part of the Magic Marker Monday Meme. I love Connor’s penis people drawings. Of course he doesn’t mean for them to look like penises. They look just like real people to him. It’s his twisted mother ...
I have 5 minutes to share with you
2008-07-12 00:21:00 I’ve got a gig at the just launched 5 Minutes For Special Needs, a sister site of 5 Minutes For Mom. My first post goes live today so come over and show a girl some love! Copyright © 2008 slacker-moms-r-us.com. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in ... More About: Share
Random thoughts about my vacation
2008-07-08 23:38:00 I’m back from our family vaycay to San Diego and trying to adjust to the steamy heat and time change. Getting in at 1:30 this morning doesn’t help any. A big thanks to the fab bitches who blog sat. You girls rock! We had a great time on our trip. It was jam packed and Marigrace was ... More About: Random Thoughts , Random , Vacation , Thoughts
Who?s on your Top 5?
More articles from this author:2008-07-04 04:25:00 While wild woman and dear friend Kristie is on a little vacay, she asked me to drop in at her blog, pick up the mail, check the place and water the plants. She may regret asking. Because she may (or may not) come ?home? to find a few of us had a big ole? party at her place! There?s no ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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