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How Could You Ever Forget...
2006-12-02 20:41:02 We all have that special something in life that won't etch from our minds forever. And I do mean FOREVER.Now play the below music (remember to pause my music jukebox. duh!) and I bet you would understand what I am talking about.To hell with PSP, GameBoy, X-Box...Nintendo was the big bomb of all time.Those times when we have to slam down those cartridges into the Nintendo. I wish games were as simple as those times back then. I would prefer the old graphics of Nintendo than the looks-so-close-to-the-real-thing graphics in the games nowadays. There's a kid in every one of us. And I think kids prefer minimal pleasure to set them in such cheery spirits.My particular favourite game of all time is as expected, Super Mario itself. How a simple game like that last time can make millions of kids so happy and addicted.I would come home from school every day, put down my bag and straight head for the Nintendo and play Super Mario.Oh those happy times when euphoria can be so easily achieved..... More About: Ever , Forge
Chain Letters
2006-12-02 20:41:02 Ok, I've had it.Let me ask you a question.Don't you find chain letters similar to annoying flies that you just can't swat?I do.I couldn't count how many times I've gotten a chain letter that has threaten my life, assured me the bad luck that will follow if I don't pass it on, etc... Well, you know the drill. They've been around ever since I got my first ever email account.Maybe they do exist in the olden times. But those are literally in letters, dammit!I've never forwarded those chain letters. I don't even bother reading them till the end.And so far, I've not die a horrible death. My social and love life is going fine. And life's been goooooood. No major setbacks that would make me even think of ending my life.So you understand what I am trying to broadcast here? Especially into the brain cells of all you amoebas who've been giving me chain letters via email, sms, etc?Chai n letters are invented by losers who have nothing better to do, to scare stupid and over-suspicious... More About: Letter , Letters , Hain 2006-12-02 20:41:02 I will do it.Yes, against your wishes.Yes, just to spite you.Just to make you realise how much I meant to you.I don't know whether I meant what I said in that sms.Maybe it's the PMS. Or maybe I cannot stand everything any longer.But if I ain't getting a reply, u bet I meant that "GOODBYE".I'd rather go back to being a single and live life without much thoughts that I am committed. To you.I've really withdrawn a lot from my social circle because of you.Time and attention lacking greatly in this journey.I've had it enough.Yes, I love you. But love alone is not enough.
Idol Mania at Westmall
2006-12-02 20:41:02 I woke up at 9am today, or should I say yesterday.Yes, this nocturnal woke up that early.And I slept only about 4 freaking hours.Why? I woke up to the call of Alphy saying there's viewing for one of my listings at 12pm.It's always last minute. Damn!I couldnt get back to sleep so I slowly get ready. Thank god he's picking me up. Pffft.Work and all ended early, near to 1pm. And lil bro's been saying he wanted to go see Singapore Idol roadshow at West mall.Me, being the best sister in the world (*ahem*), told him to get ready and waited for him under the block, before proceeding to Westmall. Westmall is steps away from our house. :DAnd it's an hour away before the start of the showcase and gosh the mall's full. Of adolescent teenagers especially.Alphy called again against the noisy atmosphere saying at night there's gonna another potential buyer again, and wanted to go for the viewing at the same unit at about 9pm. My client was not too free at night but I manage to coax her as i... More About: Mani , Mall , Mania
I want you to miss me
2006-12-02 20:41:02 There could be fogOr maybe just a mistAnd inexplicably I'll fade to whiteVanish, and be goneOr it could be nightAnd I'll be darkly dressed,Evading easy definitionAnd as your eye's distractedBy a falling leafI'll merge with restless shadowsAnd be goneThen you will discoverWhat emptiness isA space so hollowEven its own walls are swallowed upA quality of missingSo intenseA lack, a lackEach hour more bottomless than the lastUntil your heart cries out,A howl of forfeitureBut it will be nothingAshen silence where I used to singAnd deafnessThe howl must strike the right resonant frequencyA wail that echoes all to the ends of timeTo fill the gaping void in whole, looping wavelengthsFrom the well of your soul, such lonelinessTo make Siberian wolves hang heads for shameIn their convivial packsThen, only thenMight you detect my footprints, indistinctMarking the morning dew fallPerhaps glimpse a puff of breathin the cold, dawn airYou must utterA howl so desolate, itJerks you from your sleep... More About: Miss , Want , I Want You , Miss Me
Tired... Tired...
2006-12-02 20:41:02 I know I haven't been blogging as much. Some 'bumps' in life, thus, no mood to blog.Kinda tiring day. Sent lil bro to dearest grandmummy's house for the school term break in the eveing. Then went out for dinner with the old 30-plus (bachelor) uncle of ours to Suntec City's Secret Recipe, while grandmummy and the rest go for some wedding reception.I tried the 'Irish Lamb Stew' coz it looks good on the menu, and doubt at first it would be fulfilling. Boy, was I wrong! I couldn't even fit a dessert in after the meal. Lil bro and the uncle just had some chicken stuff. And an additional Tom Yam noodle of some sort. Freaking spicy!Oh, and I still find it stupid for restaurants to not serve free water. And Secret Recipe is one of them, with their mini bottles of so-called distilled water going for 50 cents. As if the company will go bankrupt if they don't serve free water.And the ice is free. Ice still melts into water. What's the big freaking difference? Oh, if you want free wat... More About: Tired , Tire
Lucky streak?
2006-12-02 20:41:02 Joakim and Jasmine still in Singapore Idol. Bleargh!So that leaves Nurul out of the competition. Well, I don't hate Nurul. But I don't like her, either. I'm simply not a prejudiced person maybe? Wahahaha~! :PAnd as if it's not enough I have won 2 contests in this month ONLY, another one came in just now. A call from California Fitness to say I won 2 weeks of their membership. When I asked them how'd I won it, they said it was from the Yahoo contest. And eventually, I found out it's actualy the sister who participate in MY particulars coz she's not yet 21.And I can bring another friend who is over 21 years old, so I asked Sarah. As you know, yours truly really lacking in female friends. *sigh*I wouldn't wanna ogle at hot men I mean, "work out" with another male companion right? ;)And yes I am aware that they are gonna try convince me to sign up with those ridiculous packages. I'm a tough nut to crack, don't worry.Seems I really am on a lucky streak.Or perhaps not.RUSSELL PE... More About: Lucky , Luck
Not for my readers
2006-12-02 20:41:02 "Or perhaps you couldn't care less about me.""Stop accusing me!"YES or NO.Not "UP TO YOU".Then I'll say I would date another man and two-time you.Would you still say "UP TO YOU"?Not comfortable of me going out with him, tell me you aren't.Don't freaking answer me with another question, or give me your vague answers.I just need an honest definite answer.Was that too hard to ask for? More About: Readers , Reader , Read
Our very own Miss Singapore Universe 2006
2006-08-22 20:27:01 I know, I know, I know, Miss Universe 2006 is loooong over.I didn't catch the show when it was aired on national tv.I was browsing some sites that day and I chanced upon the pic of OUR representative from Sing apore in the 'evening gown' section.As far as I understand, I thought evening gowns accentuates the elegance of a woman and are especiallyworn to formal occasions.I know the designer might be portraying all the different cultures in Singapore in this dress/rag/mock/whatever.The "kebaya"-top lookalike of the Malays, The mid-riff bearing of the Indians(sari), and the ah lian mini-shorts of the Chinese.I don't see which part of the dress brings out even a little an aura of elegance from our MSU (not that she has any naturally anyway) and how "formal" the dress is. She looks like some hooker off the red-light district.Now, this is the definition of a really elegant EVENING GOWN.Well, I still hold on to the fact that our Miss Singapore Universe is fugly. But she&... More About: Verse
You finish off and you get the fuck out of here!
2006-08-22 20:27:01 I never get tired of watching Dane Cook's stand-ups over and again.Dane Cook & Russell Peters always makes my day when the insomnia hits up. I think I am really turning nocturnal. More About: Here , Fuck , Finish , Nish
The Big Fonts Says It All
2006-08-22 20:27:01 SINGAPORE. IDOL. VOTERS. ARE. TONE. DEAF.Singapore Idol should have a change of title.It should be better known as "Cute or Not?".(US have a version of HOT OR NOT. Why don't we make our own with this show?)Cannot sing, never mind.As long you are cute or good-looking.Tone-deaf, never mind.As long you are cute or good-looking.Performance painful to be watched, never mind.As long you are cute or good-looking.These voters never learn, do they?Americans have better knowledge of the term "idol".It's not merely looks. It's personality and most importantly, talent.Or they would vote Justin Guarini over Kelly Clarkson.Clay Aiken over Ruben Studdard.Katherine McPhee over Taylor Hicks.Clearly they value the talent more. That's why their idol show is recognised worldwide.Even neighbouring Indonesian and Malaysian Idol fare so much better.Show Singapore Idol to the world. I bet we will be great headlines in every media possible.Under the humour column, that is.The... More About: Fonts , Font
Idiot Luck
2006-08-20 20:24:05 Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned mathematician, the other a great philosopher and the other one is an idiot. Since heaven was packed, St Paul summoned the three of them that there is a test for each of them. They are supposed to ask Satan a question each and if the Satan can answer them, they will have to go to Hell. A More About: Idiot , Luck
Communication
2006-08-20 20:24:05 A judge was interviewing a women regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations More About: Communication , Cat , Muni , Comm
Repairs
2006-08-20 20:24:05 A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more--would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit. One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, "Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at More About: Pair , Repair
Dr Evil's Clones
2006-08-13 20:03:00 If you think Dr Evil and Mini Me are already a formidable duo, you gotta watch this vid.They are generating more clones.And when these clones unite, you can't help but feel "helpless".Anyway... I JUST GOT ________ TODAY.Well, fill in the blanks yourself. ;)And I just won a pair of tickets to catch the preview of An American Haunting on Tuesday at Plaza Singapura. Shall see if I can find the right company, and if I got no appointment for that evening.I'm a happy lady. :)
Now, Who's Gonna Get Me Another "TIGER"?
2006-08-11 22:02:00 Quote of the Day:Who would name a kid "TIGER"?What the fuck are their grandkids called?! CUBS?!And I bet his ancestors are all SABRE-TOOTHED.- by BOYFRIEND a few minutes ago when he saw there is only golf on tv.Yes, cranky old man he is when he don't see his Ellen DeGeneres repeat telecast in the wee hours of the morning, and when the insomnia hits him up.While he's cranky, I was laughing my ass off. :D More About: Tiger , Gonna
Best Oreo Cheesecake recipe ever!
2006-07-22 20:41:00 So yesterday's dearest Mama's birthday.But on Friday, me and the younger sister decided to bake a cake for her. Yes, model daughters we are. *grins*What did we decide to bake?Oreo Cheesecake !!!!Yes, it was our virgin effort in making a cheesecake but it turned out great so great. I think it's in the blood coz Mama's got good culinary skills. Hehe...One of the simplest way to bake a cake, but taste simply orgasmic! Especially for those with a sweet tooth, like me. Hehe..You buy from cafes, it's like 4 bucks minimum for one puny slice. This serves 6, and cost waaaaay cheaper.Being such a nice girl that I am, I will share with you all the recipe for baking this Oreo Cheesecake.Try it, assure you will get addicted for more! My lil bro's friend tried the leftover cake this morning and even asked for the recipe immediately. I ain't lying! ;)Got it originally from some website but modify it in our own way that we deem fit. So this is my/our recipe I a... More About: Recipe , Reci
A Romantic Scenario?
2006-07-14 21:42:00 BOY's sick.GIRL went over to take care and pamper the poor BOY.GIRL wondered why BOY's home is always so speckless. (Coz apparently BOY mops and sweeps the floor EVERYDAY.)BOY got an MC and new set of medication from the doctor.BOY and GIRL passed by Singapore Pools corner.BOY asked GIRL to guess the outcome S-League match later in the evening.GIRL know nuts about soccer. GIRL 'tikam' total 3 goals.BOY bought 3 and 5 goals SCORE tickets at SGD20.Results = 2 goals. Yes. BOY lost. Wahahahaha!!GIRL started nagging again about the betting stuff.Boy told GIRL in his younger days, BOY did ONCE won about 150K during a visit on a floating casino. (Yes, OMFG!!)But BOY still made a pact to GIRL that he will kick that gambling habit, for GIRL's sake.BOY and GIRL reached home, had dinner with the ever so romantic classics from Windows Media Player surrounding the air.GIRL still in not too good a mood, never talked much during dinner.And then, came this song/music...BOY ... More About: Romantic , Scenario
Marriages are made in heaven. (Part I)
2006-06-26 20:29:00 Well, if marriages are made in heaven, what is made in hell?The days after marriage.We were all brought up into this world into thinking marriages are made in heaven. But you and I know that's all a paradox on our part. Coz unfortunately, in contrast to that statement, we don't have the slightest feeling of what marriages is freaking all about.And all those sayings that women should be faithful to their husbands, and vice versa. But still we do see lotsa instances where the bottom truth is undeniably ugly. It's as if our conscience is dead, and we are no less than morons.In this contemporary world, marriages differ a hell lot from the older era. It's like it's gone through evolution.Then, marriages are usually arranged by parents. Marrying someone of a different cultural background is taboo, as if it's equivalent to incest. Love only developed after marriage.Now, humans define who they wanna marry, the parents have no say or they will elope to get m... More About: Heaven , Made , Part , Marriages , Ages
R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
2006-06-17 17:11:00 I'll let you in on a very 'interesting' conversation with a male friend, who was hitting on me that day, and who obviously had a whole shitload of girls crazy over him (Well, obviously these girls are really CRAZY). Well, he is cute (Ok, I admit it, dammit!). Apparently, this dearest friend hits on anything which has boobs and does go through the monthly menstruation.Back to the story, we talked on some things with the rest over some drinks. Out of curiosity, and, to make him sidetrack a lil from continuing passing those flirty remarks on me (I don't want the boyfriend to commit murder, you see.), I asked a question."So, ________, tell us, how many girls have you kissed?"A nonchalant, straight-up, "Over 50.", with nothing to hide, as he gulped down his drink.Another friend asked, "And how many have you been to bed with?"."On my bed, it's 3. Not on my bed, a lil more over 10. I leave those ONS outside my house. And I only do that, I stress again, only...
Reply to a stupid tagger on MSU issue
2006-04-10 03:33:00 I think I have among my readers who can't read simple English. And I think that it's just another so-called brainy(or so she assumes) creature blessed without *ehem* the physical charm?Like I said, I write what I want on this blog. If you are some shallow-minded creature who only know how to walk down your own kinda lane, and purposely make yourselves oblivious to your surroundings, I don't think this place is right for you.I really find it really ironic that you preached about the wrongs of insulting God's creation. Referring to me as insulting those fugly brainy ones?And then you start contradicting yourself when you say "and honestly, can u imagine a pretty ITE graduate being in e MSU? for God's sake, she might not even be able to speak in proper standard english".Well, aren't you insulting on the less brainy people then? So I guess you do insult God too, aint it? God creates different people with different plus and minus points.T... More About: Stupid , Issue
This is not a case of drunk lunatics.
2006-04-08 20:48:00 Once upon a time, there lived two girls who had nothing better to do in the wee hours of the night.This entry is seriously not for the faint-hearted, especially those under the age of 18. We shall bear no responsibility should you suffer a concussion or whatsoever after reading. Please click on the pictures for a bigger version.Thus presenting the award-winning bimbotic bitching partners, Schenelle and Liza!!Started off with Miss Schenelle rambling about where Mr Eddie(one of the Cleo bachelors) is working. And having bumped into him a couple of times since the whole Cleo events, and how Eddie has been giving her weird stares. So Miss Liza said that maybe she should say hi or something next time they bumped into each other again. So Miss Schenelle came up with a likely future scenario.And somehow things go a little "off" from there.And so, should they have enough money and time next month, they both would be on a mission for a fun fun fun flirting hours. Where ah, Shen? Harry�... More About: Drunk , Case , Lunatics
MSU = Beauty Pageant?
2006-04-05 18:27:00 Ricky Martin is freaking hot in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Runway can! No man has a hotter butt than Ricky Martin! No man! I may just get an orgasm if I dance with him like that! Hahaha...I love that repeat telecast of Victoria's Secret. The models are hot hot hot! Victoria's Secret stuffs are drop dead awesome. Not limited to their lingerie only ok. Their boots are freaking awesome too. I shall request for their monthly catalogue to be mailed once I start earning the money.Moving on...Ok, this is gonna be a controversial entry, and not for the fainted-hearted.I'm trying to figure out the Singaporean taste of beautiful ladies.Show your digust of my opinions, tell me you hate my guts. I freaking don't care. I am immuned to dirt scums who wants free attention from my blog. Also to shallow-minded faggots who still don't understand that if they cannot stand the way this blog is, just get the freaking out of here.So if you are any of the above stated, ple... More About: Beauty , Pageant
MOS Cam-Whoring Pics!!
2006-03-23 04:56:00 I love this pic!Schenelle and I have decided to turn into lesbian partners.Not!Wahahahahahaha!That camera angle is damn good. Thanks, Bren.Anyway, here's some pics of us cam-whoring last Friday nite. Since the place was too crowded to take pics with the bachelors @ MOS, we decided to cam-whore and not let our cameras go to waste!Somehow, I love the pic right above. I think we would make one hot babe if we were to combine my bottom half of the face, Shen's top half of her face and Bren's hair. Oh, and Luke's lashes.Damn, Shen, your tongue so damn long. I'm jealous. Wahahahhahahahahahha!!
The update of the Cleo Party @ MOS
2006-03-19 18:37:00 Ok, I shall update on the Cleo event now.Prepare your popcorns and nachos!Hahahahahaha!Most of the pics are taken from slackerholic.blogspot.com's photo album. So credits for those pics goes to her. Thanks for sharing the wonderful pics! Hope you dont mind that I used them here to guide my blog entry.As you all already know, Cleo's Most Eligible Bachelor 2006 goes to Mr Nicholas Leong. So congratulations again to him!So let's start on my Friday night experience.Met Schenelle darling at Clarke Quay MRT station, and eventually end up in the queue for MOS at about 7pm. Thank god we were not too far behind in the queue. There's this sick dude, giving his namecards to us and all. And then Shen left me all alone with him to fetch Mr Skywalker(Luke, that is. Haha.). Thank god she was back fast, or I would slaughter Shen and Luke for all the misery of leaving me all alone with that sicko. Bren and Cara joined us next. And that sicko were hitting at them instead, esp Cara... More About: Party , Update
Score: Kisses = 5, Hugs = lost count
2006-03-11 17:53:00 Ok, you ladies will sooooo gonna hate me for all this entry.For the faint-hearted ladies, do not move on.Wahahahahhahaha!!For a start, I kissed 5 hot dudes in 1 day! It's not only normal dudes. It's hot dudes! That's a freaking record! Yes, all these guys above!! Plus Paul Foster. But he's missing in action at that time. Damn! I think I can still smell Fadzli Hussen's aftershave. Damn nice!!!Yes, I got into some games again. With Michael Leh. In some "head-banging" competition. I soooo like this side profile of Michael Leh. Oh, that MC from Spinelli last week still freaking remember me and interviewed me somemore. Still keep picking on me. Hahaha... I want those dimples! Michael is a real sweetie. Hahaha. Oh, and he even gave me another extra ticket to Ministry of Sound!! How sweet...Shan Wee seems pretty shy. Was chatting with him and Howard, and Howard ask who did I vote for? I said both. And Shan ask, who got more votes, Howard or him? I said Howa... More About: Lost , Kisses , Score , Hugs , Count
Bachelors!!
2006-03-05 21:37:00 You all must be yearning to know whether I get to see the bachelors on Saturday.I did!I'm still hyper-ventilating from all the experience!I get to chat up with Howard Lo for quite some time. *beams* There's so many times that his face came so close to my face, that I felt like just giving him a peck on his cheeks! But I did not ok. I'm a good girl. Hehe...God, he's freaking good with the ladies I tell you. He got all those intelligent talks going on. Even secondary school girls(in their uniforms ok, not something I just assume) swamped around him. The other 5 bachelors who there dont even get as much attention.Ok, let me reminisce that day again. Not that I would ever forget it.It was just me and my lil bro. Reached Orchard area around 1 plus, saw the bachelors getting ready for the event. Only 6 of them were there for the event. So me and my lil bro walked around Heeren first.I know I look constipated here. But I hafta show this pic of the games section with How... More About: Bachelors , Chelo |
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