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I?m Cursed: My Homosexual Experien?ces
2008-05-03 00:00:00 When I was in grade 3, a boy from my class kissed me. I told the teacher on him. The End. ? ? ? ? ? Well? not exactly, and the fact that I continue to torture myself with chick flicks doesn?t really help my case, now does it? I mean it?s not as if I?m actually ...
The Art Of Loving Ricky? For Real
2008-03-12 00:00:00 You know it?s funny sometimes how when all of your hopes have seemingly shattered, you begin to find something else to hold on to, a new and different hope perhaps that has spawned from a foundation of desperation. Grasping desperately onto the shattered pieces and fragments, you begin to ... More About: Loving , Real , Ricky
Be Mine, Valentine
2008-02-15 00:00:00 Dear Valentine , When I look into your eyes? When I look into your eyes there is a path that unfolds in front of mine, a path of which leads to a journey of finding romance. There is sadness in your eyes that is modest and kind and as I find the ... More About: Mine , Be Mine
In Her Romance
2008-02-04 00:00:00 Have you ever had one of those moments when all of which you know is suddenly becoming a distant memory and no matter how much you try to convince yourself that the conclusions you have made regarding life, love and everything else are not without merit, nothing seems to make ... More About: Romance
Acknowledgement, The Root Of All Evil?
2008-01-18 00:00:00 Why do we complain about how our butts freeze off in the wintertime? Because if so, at which point of the buttocks in that the ass cheeks are attached does it dislodge itself from? Why do we ?bless? people for sneezing in our presence? Does God appreciate the fact ... More About: Evil , Root , Acknowledgement
Protected: A Merry Little Christmas
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The Winter Shades Of Blue
2007-12-06 00:00:00 As the winter shades of blue consume the light of day, these lingering traces of romance from November, all of which I knew quickly slips away into the nothingness that is my heart, and no, I don?t have Alzheimer?s? or do I? Not that I would remember, haha. You know ... More About: Winter , Blue
The Art Of Being Bitch
2007-11-06 00:00:00 Have you ever had one of those moments when you just wanted to begin a story of romance, one that consists of things most human beings on Mother Earth would think of as unhealthy and dysfunctional and kind of sick in a lot of ways? Have you ever had ... More About: Bitch
The Ghost Within My Heart
2007-10-30 00:00:00 Dear You, As the autumn leaves begin to fall and the shadows of November near, the symbols of romance become more apparent while the beautiful people are holding hands once more. Yet when I look into your eyes, I sense you have begun to fall, only you have fallen in ... More About: Ghost , Heart , The Ghost , The G
Protected: A Day In The Life Of My Brain
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I?m Cursed: Dream Maker, You Heartbreaker
2007-10-09 00:00:00 The art of falling in love is much akin to falling asleep and as you surrender to the nocturnal romances of the moonlight, your dreams become a portal into an unknown utopia where each and every one of your fantasies may soon come true. I always speak of dreams ... More About: Maker , Dream , Brea
?In San Francisco
2007-10-01 00:00:00 Dear San Franc isco , Remember that love/hate relationship we had right when we first met? Remember how we had our big fights and argued so much that we couldn?t even speak with one another? Remember how we shared a room and always made up in the end? You probably ... More About: Francis
Romancing The Housefly
2007-09-23 00:00:00 Dear Housefly, Sometimes it is hard to come up with the right words to describe the haunting of my heart, for there is a walk I can?t remember, a walk of happiness without the ups and downs. After all, it?s kind of hard to remember when the path you lead ...
The Walk I Can?t Remember
2007-09-14 00:00:00 Dear You, Sometimes it is hard to come up with the right words to describe the haunting of my heart, for there is a walk I can?t seem to remember anymore, a walk I can only think upon at times of seldom. It is a journey that continues to haunt ... More About: Walk
Car Rides & French Fries
2007-09-08 00:00:00 On our fishing trip last week, my cousin asked why I always wanted to go even when I can?t physically fish anymore, only watching on others as they patiently await for their big catch of the day. It?s silly I suppose when it makes me sad to see others ... More About: French , French Fries , Fries
I?m Cursed: No Actually, You?re Cursed!
2007-09-01 00:00:00 Well, I finally went on my fishing trip the other day and surprisingly enough, it didn?t rain for the very first time in three years! However with my luck, just like all the other good things that happen, or the good things that happen to me at least, there?s ... More About: Ally
Protected: The Almost Hero
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A Sermon From A Non-Christian
2007-08-22 00:00:00 Have you ever wondered why we always refer to our daily bread and why it has become the one metaphor that represents all of our every day needs? Do you ever wonder if there is more to it than we think? The thing is that God is a quite clever ... More About: Christian , Sermon
The Art Of Loving Ricky? Just A Little More
2007-07-31 00:00:00 A lot of times when I speak of my experiences in life, the term ?fear? will come into play because the physical challenges I face and continue to face seem to be unimaginable to most of all people. I suppose it?s understandable when imagination will always have its limits, ... More About: Loving , Ving , The A , The Art , Litt
Protected: A Handful Of Words I Might Not Regret
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This Is My Life: The Final Chapter Of My Childhood
2007-07-03 00:00:00 As I looked out the window to a final glimpse of Pickering High, I realized another chapter of my life had begun and in October of ?97 I went to a different kind of healthcare centre called Bloorview McMillan Centre. I hadn?t a clue as to why I was ... More About: Life , Childhood , My Life , Final , Chapter
The Art Of Being A Perv
2007-06-14 00:00:00 Have you ever noticed how women with thick eyebrows always have impeccable skin? I?m still not sure as to why this is, but at the back of my mind I continue to have a lingering suspicion that it once again has something to do with the Neanderthal gene. You see ... More About: Bein , Being , The A , The Art
The Ghost Of You
2007-06-07 00:00:00 Dear You, There are times when I find myself watching from a distant afar, looking out the window to see the beautiful people walk by and as time begins to slow when their great romances unfold, I cannot help but wonder, when will I be loved? Am I the only ... More About: Ghost , The Ghost , The G
Someone To Watch Over Me
2007-05-31 00:00:00 Dear Ricky, There are times when I find myself watching you from a distant afar and as you look towards the empty ceiling while no one is around, you dream of me and think upon the fragments of my broken heart. I continue to be your damsel in distress, someone ... More About: Watch , Some
Bad Boys Finish? Last???
2007-05-24 00:00:00 Do you ever wonder why tap water from the bathroom tastes especially good when you wake up thirsty in the middle of the night? I?m not exactly sure as to why this is, but somehow it tastes even better than water from the kettle and for some particular reason ... More About: Boys , Finish , Nish
The Reason Why I Need To Be In Love
2007-05-16 00:00:00 ?You?ve never been loved so how do you even know what love is?? You know it?s funny sometimes how words can catch up with one?s heart at any given moment, even after being said from more than months before. Although initially it had left me feeling unfazed and uninspired, I ... More About: Love , Reason , Need
The Reason Why I Can?t Be Loved
2007-05-09 00:00:00 Just this afternoon, my uncle came over from after work to bring a newspaper article he recently found informing the public of a drug in clinical trial called PTC124. It?s a drug that targets a particular genetic alteration known as ?nonsense mutation?, also one of the alterations that affect ... More About: Reason
The Other Side Of The Mirror
2007-05-01 00:00:00 Dear You, I had a dream of you some time ago. As you softly plunged your tender lips into mine with my suffocation in your kiss, I caught a glimpse of your beauty when the heavenly images of your face faded into the light. I had missed you already ... More About: Mirror , Side , The Other , The O , The Other Side
I?m Cursed: My UFO Experience
2007-04-24 00:00:00 My name is Ricky and I?ve had a close encounter with a flying saucer when I was a little boy. There, I said it and I cannot deny the fact that I?m unfortunately one of those crazy people you see on Discovery Channel Sundays anymore. Sigh? I still remember ... More About: Experience , Peri , Erie
Food Is Heaven?
More articles from this author:2007-04-18 00:00:00 Is it me, or am I the only one who thinks spitting while talking is a crime punishable by death or at best a good reason for self-loathing? I hate when people spit when they talk, especially when there is food involved and if ever I see a small ... More About: Food , Heaven , Koban 1, 2 |
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