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pass me the prozium!
2007-04-18 18:34:00 this is for one of my favorite bloggers out there, mr. karl kaufman. he said he needed to be logged on to WP in order to comment so i changed the settings so everything’s convenient for him. just cause. when you have writers on your network you always have to let them find a way to ... More About: Pass
but she?s Filipina!
2007-04-17 20:04:00 First things first… This is the design I want for my tattoo. It’s the word ‘houb’ which is Arabic for ‘peace’ done in calligraphy. See if you can spot which letter is which. Btw, does pink ink show well on Asian skin? * * * * * * * * * * * * Isn’t Barbie’s friend ‘Kira’ Filipina ? There ...
american idiot
2007-04-16 05:23:00 dear imus, what is it that you did that you’re on every blog i’m reading these days? heck, you’re more blogged about than that douchebag sanjaya. news is not my thing, so i thought everyone was referring to cavite when i finally realized that all these bloggers were ignorant americans. what could they possibly know cavite ... More About: America , American , Idiot
it doesn?t matter what gender you are
2007-04-15 13:06:00 The next time you?re having a bad day, imagine this: You?re a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay and you?re not? But you only have the one ass. More About: Gender , What , Hat , Matter , Matt
updating is taking a while!
2007-04-14 23:48:00 hi! you may notice that blog entries are starting to spurt in this site. don’t worry so much about it. i’m currently updating this blog with all the journal entries (well, ok, not all but most anyways) in my multiply site. and it’s quite tedious having to copy paste everything by hand. it’s taking some ... More About: Dating , King , While , Taking , Dati
retrofit
2007-04-14 14:44:00 god i’m such a geek. what am i doing? aside from annoying the hell out of geoff and master j, i’m retrofitting my wordpress blog bananamatronix because i haven’t updated the entries in it for the longest time. as of now, i still have fifteen blog pages to go. what a hassle. it ... More About: Retro
being peter gibbons wouldn?t be so bad after all
2007-04-13 14:43:00 WongBoo and the rest of the ABAP piPOOL na nagaABAP pa rin — this here’s dedicated to you. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * me: ay eto pa diba usually ... More About: After , Bein , Pete , Peter , Would
some kinda weird survey chongd00dz
2007-04-13 14:43:00 1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?that betch. BETCH! 2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth?insane clown posse. aurgh. kasi clowns sila e! KADIRIIIIIIIII. mukhang mga paa! mga tae! 3. Who would ... More About: Weird , Survey , Kinda , Hong , Some
easiest. money. ever.
2007-04-11 14:42:00 i’ve always wondered what you call this service. you know those websites you open and sometimes there are certain words that are hilighted and if you put the cursor over them, a small frame showing what that link’s website looks like? well, i’ve always wanted one of that for my multiply. ... More About: Money , Ever
iiyak tatawa masaya dahil hinde na
2007-04-04 14:42:00 it never fails to amaze me how much i cry when i watch schindler’s list. ang sakit sa puso, hinde ko na ‘to kaya. eto lang nakakayanan ng utak ko, wala na dapat space para magfeel ng horror or fear or sadness. still, it keeps on coming. it literally hurts to watch. ... More About: Inde , Tata , Dahi
kahit na corny dahil it happened sa tagaytay
2007-04-04 14:42:00 oks lang! engaged na sila! WOOOOHOOOOOO!!! isang ‘kuya’ na lang, tapos shet lahat ng lonestar peeps na coupled eh soon-to-be-married na. lam mo geoff, kelangan talaga magpainom ka sa 13th… YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! toni/milo, bat ba may time kayo mag browse ng blog ko? ano ba. honeymoon nga e… kulet. * * * * * * * * * ... More About: Corn , Tagaytay , Pene , Dahi
i think there?re pieces of me you?ve never seen
2007-04-03 14:41:00 all the world is all i amthe black of the blackest oceanand the tear in your hand all the world is danglin’danglin’danglin’ ; for me darlin’ you don’t know the power that you havewith that tear in your hand maybe i ain’t used to maybes smashing in a cold room cutting my hands up every time ... More About: Think , Here , Ever , Never , There
jeezlouise
2007-04-02 14:41:00 doesn’t it just piss you off to buy stuff online and realize that the company/website doesn’t ship to the philippines once you’re already on the checkout page? repeat this seven times on different websites and for different items. it’s vexing enough to make a shopaholic want to eat her credit cards. god, i ... More About: Louise , Louis
bakit ang pilipino?
2006-07-31 23:59:00 …kelangan palaging may sob story? i watch all these shows on tv, and rich or poor, elite or not, they all tell the same sad tales to the camera. requirement ba yun para ipalabas ka sa tv? hinde ba matutuwa sayo ang masang pinoy kapag mashadong masaya ang buhay mo? na parang ...
hello network! help me please.
2006-07-30 23:58:00 quick! pretend to be a binibining pilipinas aspirant and humor me with an answer: if you had to recommend one filipino film to a foreigner, what would it be and why? i am not a film buff, and i have a swedish film buff friend coming over to do research on south east ... More About: Work , Network , Help , Help Me , Hell
cut my bangs again.
2006-07-27 23:58:00 they’re still not straight. omg but life is such a riot! don’t you just wanna glue on fake wings and fly? that’s julie in the picture twice over — stencil and for reals. drunk as a duck and having the hardest time trying to balance on that stool. messed up hair and fake wings ... More About: Bang , Again
sometimes there?s more behind just a pretty face
2006-07-24 23:57:00 i hate it when people get nasty attitudes when it’s so uncalled for. i hate it when guys get all physical and violent towards girls. i was reading janthina’s blog when i saw this article. apparently one of her friend’s got mauled by will devaughn in a party that began in ... More About: Time , Just , Face , Times , Here
?i know, right?? - taguines LSS
2006-07-23 23:56:00 so i did end up hauling a table — but only up to the end of the curb. sometimes, the solution to anything is a taxi. ors brought it up to their apartment, and i ended up waiting for xujin to wake up. it was 5:50. yes, our body clocks are ... More About: Know , Right , Guin
karl?s meme
2006-07-21 23:56:00 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:?superstring theory can also vibrate in different patterns. These vibrations,? - The Fabric of the Cosmos by Brian Greene 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can…what do you touch first?the ... More About: Meme
jamaican me crazy
2006-07-17 23:55:00 [title comes from a shirt i stenciled earlier. i stole the idea off a pic of a guy who wore the same shirt. but, heck, mine’s better! nyahahaha! mine’s green and yellow and all dope and grass-ish.] don’t know why i’m writing this. i have a conf call at seven. AM! i ... More About: Crazy , Jamaica , Jamaican
one hundred effin? three degrees!
2006-07-12 23:55:00 …which is roughly thirty nine point four celcius. baby, am i hot or what?! seriously though, being sick is so not fun. i was freezing half to death this morning and the rain was well, you know how it was. i didn’t go to work ’cause i felt awful, but my banker ... More About: Hund , Three , Degree , Rees , Degrees
are you game?
2006-07-09 23:53:00 love me if you dare. keeping in mind that “man’s maturity is to regain the seriousness he had as a child at play (nietzsche)”… I WATCHED IT AGAIN! i this film. “Tell me that you love me first because I’m afraid that if I tell you first you’ll think I’m playing the ... More About: Game
literary geek
2006-02-01 15:59:00 i was talking to metalboy yesterday about books. aaaah. books. my one true love. yoshi (i spend too much time with you shi) and i were talking about that yesterday, along with my comments about me thinking that metalboy was a pure fo-range-er. hinde pala. he’s a taglisher too. coolness. anyhows, i realized that books ... More About: Geek , Lite , Liter , Tera , Literary
anticipating the monday blues
2006-01-27 15:58:00 txt 4m yo awww. I miss you too yoshi. uwi ka na. spain’s not as exciting as metro manila’s wonderful friday traffic. hahaha. ?If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.? recruitment. i like the blue shirt HR ... More About: Blues , Blue , Monday , Anti , Onda
ĦLa soledad me aterroriza!
2006-01-25 15:57:00 i’m gonna react because i know, in one way or another he’s never going to be able to read this. i’m annoyed at someone. annoyed because i emailed something to one of the groups i had, and one of the more ’senior’ people emailed me personally asking me to tone down or censor my forwards. ... More About: Terror , Error , Soledad , Sole
my apologies to?
2006-01-23 15:57:00 dear ate toni/bebiko, hello po. sorry at inakala mo akong snob nung saturday. sa totoo lang eh naintimidate po ako sayo at naging shy sa iyong presence. ang reality kasi po eh, shy talaga ako (promise! pakapalan lang sa office)… lalo na sa mga taong sort-of-kilala ko pero hinde ko pa namemeet tulad mo po. ayun ... More About: Logies , Polo , Logi
scream like a girl
2006-01-23 15:56:00 pregame for the caltex group was yesterday at gotcha. they were only thirteen and one didn’t want to play. diego didn’t want them to go do a 6man so deeg and i were unprepared as we were forced into playing. 4 rounds of ctf/speedball in a bunker setting. best part about it was it being ... More About: Girl , Scream , Like , Cream
drastic means DRASTIC
2006-01-22 15:56:00 friday.things aren’t going as planned. we were ALL supposed to succeed, in one way or the other. i never expected it to happen. most of all people, him… given the situation, you’d have thought that _that_ could be a possible outcome. i guess i just expected more out of all of us. i guess i’m ...
I gave head to a DILF for a cherry flavored condom?
2006-01-19 15:55:00 Nyahaha…. I wish! Truth is, I watched a flick with Ken, Aff and Lorrie. We told a bunch of other people to come as well but they all had *other* stuff to do. I plagiarized the thing below from Tina. It’s fun! It’s fabulous! You won’t get STD’s from it too! Take the survey damnit. Take ... More About: Condo , Ondo , Cher , Condom , Head
stopping the starbux splurge + a survey i want ya?ll to fill
More articles from this author:2006-01-17 15:55:00 aba! it’s been a month since i’ve last had a Star buck’s drink. amazing! Ahhh! Here’s a new kind of survey! Exciting! Can I tag people to answer this? Hmmm… I tag Kinche, Tina, and Marky. Sana na lang they see this. Add na rin sina Ekai, Iggy, Angel, Ian Chingks, Karl (although I ... More About: Survey , Stop , Fill , Want 1, 2, 3, 4 |



