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E = MC Hawking ? / Stephen Hawking Now Officially A Total Badass
2007-04-30 14:24:00 Good Old College Days - I'm thinking about old college and Physics! CUT the Crap eh?Hawking, 65, perhaps the most renowned theoretical physicist of his time, has long suffered from a motor neuron disorder called amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), better known as Lou Gehrig's disease. Unable to move his hands and legs, he has been wheelchair bound for nearly four decades. In the mid-1980s, he also lost his ability to speak naturally after a tracheotomy following a bad bout with pneumonia.As a result, Hawking, who is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge in England, communicates by making small facial expressions, using the muscles around his eyes, eyebrows, cheek and mouth, raising an eyebrow, for example, to signal "yes." Technology has allowed him to communicate more extensively through a computer that talks for him in a synthesized voice while he chooses words on the screen through an infrared sensor on a headpiece that detects motion in his chee... More About: Space , Stephen Hawking , King , Total , Step
Wallstreet Ticker: JBX
2007-04-27 12:06:00 Yup! I know its not Christmas. But thinking about gifting something to ur girlfriend? Checkout the video! YouTube Views: 20,663,993 Comments: 8489 Favorited: 105968 times More About: Tree , Wallstreet , Ticker , Tick , Walls
Gods Own Rock
2007-04-24 09:38:00 I found Avial - Welcome to Gods Own Rock ! The band Avial is from a small town in Kerala but its members are professional musicians who have played in various bands in India and have done tours around the world independently. They come together to create this music which does justice to the word Mallu Rock! via: YouTube Fabulus song . Awesome Video - Nada Nada .. the first words of the song just means keep walking... Love Avial? Need More? Rakesh knows everything, check him out!
Lord of War Vs Cult of Mac
2007-04-23 14:17:00 The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I'll be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss! Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can't be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I'm a necessary evil!All the best Steve - You are going places!!! Pic from Wired Magazine - The caption simply says: Female member of Mursi tribe in Southern Ethiopia. Unfortunately, there's no other information, but a quick Google search reveals: We'd been hearing for days about the Mursi tribe--the one where women split their lower lip and insert a round metal plate. As we were repeatedly told, the Mursi are neither fun nor friendly. And while they've kept their distance from the outside world--largely in part because their territory is a vast expanse of rem... More About: Cult , Lord
A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action
2007-04-20 10:52:00 Today's wallstrip episode took me to the world of salesmanship.Enjoy Glengarry Glen Ross first; then the Wallstrip folks. More About: Action , Decision , Interest , Rest , Sion
What If the Beatles Were Irish?
2007-04-17 13:53:00 "What If the Beatles Were Iris h?" by Roy Zimmerman More About: Irish , The Beatles
Mother Jane & a Cleaner Mug
2007-04-16 10:46:00 Trust Me!Its tough being a Malayali or Mallu or Keralite!Whatever u call it - Its tough! When people ask " Ohh .. u r from Kerala - What a beautiful place... beautiful people"!Fuck Off!I'm a Mallu & I'm not beautiful - for that matter "I'm Ugly"! Still people get over ambitious.Poeple; here I say " Fuck Off"!Why? If ya got some nuts, understand this:Buscemi: You got a cleaner mug? This one's dirty.Short Bartender: Fuck you man! That's the cleanest one I got!Hail Mother Jane .... Lets SingI'm the immortal, baptized in lifeUnabale to die unless I desireI'm the light percing the darkest dawnI'm the human spirit, walking on More About: Cleaner
Homeless James Bond
2007-04-14 12:34:00 My family disowned me - so was hanging around the banks of Revver - found this one. "Homeless James Bond "!Homeless Bond uses his wits and garbage to stop the mastermind of the homeless underworld.Enjoy! More About: Less
Babe + Blog + Beer
2007-04-11 15:46:00 Lets start with Dictionary. Babe or baby, n. A misshappen creature of no particular age, sex or condition. chiefly remarkable for the violance of the sympathies and aticipate it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion. There have been famous babes; for example, little Moses, from whose adventure in the bulrushes the Egyptian hierophants of seven centuries before doubtless derived their idle tale of the child Osiris being preserved on a floating lotus leaf. What the Fuck ? Babes? If you are not a Silikon valley geek, skip these below: There was one ridiculous blogosphere storm which began with a female marketing guru accusing a male marketing guru of complicity in death threats against her; and ended, ridiculously, in a stilted reconciliation between them televised by CNN [ Thanks to Nick Douglas for informing me ]. Its something related to somebody's blogging for the shit sake of it and comment pour like warm flowers/blood! Check this out! Paula Scher diagrams the ve... More About: Beer , Blog
Sarah-Jane Dias
2007-04-09 11:05:00 Well folks here's Sara h -Jane Dias, Miss India 2007 ! Now the question is Why are ya posting her pic? You belive in these contests and all? Well : She's a pretty young girl: I just love this Channel [V] chick! So enjoy - and trust me she's beautiful! More About: Sarah Jane Dias
Who Pays for the Porn?
2007-04-04 15:12:00 CNBC Pays for the Porn, Wall-Strip Pays for the Porn, What about Your Employer?Cool Strips; Wall strips. Check it here
Welcome Back ...
2007-04-04 12:56:00 "On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair ..."I'm back in my paradize city. There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome back Dude!I'm back in my paradize city - Delhi, Are ya missing ur home town - God's Own Country - Kerala?Yes: for sure - feeling a bit guilty, My good old friends had big-big plans, they thought I'll spend some good time with them, all flew down just for this re-union. When I said "Just four days" - They almost gone Mad beating me up!Anyways had fun? Weed sessions in those green paddy farms and evening toddy meets in tea-estates or those beach volleyballs or learning how to operate GPS system from those fishermen kids! Missing them - a bit!Told ya. Delhi is California for me. I feel ebergized here, my mind start working. They are right " a lot more can happen over a coffee"! Its true and I'm loving it!So back to Corporate Strategies and the Economics of Passion. Back to Work. Whats in my head?Temple of Rock, Business of Gam... More About: Come
Worries, 300 and Paris Hilton Vs Love at First Sight
2007-03-20 10:02:00 Yesterday I sat down and thought about worries.Not that - I was going through UN agenda of 2007 or Apple Red last quarter sales . Just something related to Hole in my soul types.Worries... Lets discuss worries here: Lats start with Alma mata:yup: Schools - First Major administrative problems on a campous is Sex for the Student! Second is really the feeling of alumni - Athletics for them!!! Third obviously is Parking for the staff!I often think about it. Worries or call it pain - Its morelike pulling a rat out-of Monkey's ass! Trust Me - Painful!Worries, the more you grow - or call it relative / propotional - some people look at things and feel it ( Well if ur thinking about girls - yeh - almost close )The most important fact here is - Paris Hilton - I know she's ugly! She's nowhere near to my God's Own Country girls or the chick who anchors Music Moments in Surya TV [ I love her - I'm damn serious about it - Even my Mom likes her a lot - infact every mom likes her - Now thats t... More About: Movie , Love , Love at First Sight
Place of Focko?s People!
2007-03-19 09:52:00 Welcome to Fucking, Austria! ! ! Seriously. There's a place called Fucking, Austria. [So what are the residents called? Fuckers? And if they are mothers... :) ] Well Well Well ...It is near the city of Salzburg, and also the town of "Tittmoning". The village is known to have existed as ?Fucking? since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. ?Ing? is an old Germanic suffix meaning ?people?; thus Fucking, in this case, means ?place of Focko?s people?.!The settlement?s most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which English-speaking tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign. Significant amounts of public funds are spent on replacing the stolen signs. In August 2005 the road signs were replaced with theft-proof signs welded to steel and secured in concrete to make the signs harder to take.In 2004, due to the stolen signs and embarrassment over the name, a vote was held on changing th... More About: People , Place , Lace
$3.2 Billion! Yeh Babe!
2007-03-16 12:48:00 An addition to the list of web giants: Google, Yahoo, eBay, Microsoft, and, um, Cisco. The network equipment maker, best known for the routers that direct internet traffic, is to take over Webex for $3.2bn. It's the biggest deal for a web company in the last five years, bigger than eBay's takeover of Skype; or Google's purchase of Youtube. Nobody saw this one coming. Largely, because Cisco, as a web company, makes little sense! The acquisition -- by a hugely important but rather boring hardware maker, of a sexy web conferencing service -- is akin to Sony's acquisition of a Hollywood studio. The execs will talk endlessly about the synergies; magazines will devote cover stories to convergence; and the combination will look increasingly vainglorious over time.Still, $3.2 billion, I've to sit down and innovate something. Lemme think about a cool product, meantime, u check out this chart!btw do you have any idea which M&A will hapen next? More About: Lion , Babe , Bill , Billion
Back to Work!
2007-03-15 12:01:00 Broken Heart and Broken Leg: I been enjoying bed for the last two weeks! Reason? Some Six Sigma perfect Call-Center Cab was trying his luck on Me.I guess he's very professional and respects his job - He just hit me and ran away, infact fly away! - Thanks to BPO quality measures and Operational Intelligences like Average Handling Time (AHT) and Average Waiting Time (AWT)![On that note, GE / Genpact is the second largest transport facility owner here, First is Delhi Transport Corporation. They applied bullshit SixSigma everywhere man; even in cab management too ]End Result was Bed!I was dating army hospital nurses for some time - then came back to paradize city - the world of Cofee, Chicks and Curs!Its been long I visited office - Some 14 days - I felt bit guilty! Yesterday I madeup my mind - I wanna goto office ASAP! So Bye Bye to Bed - Whats the best way to say "Welcome back"? "Beer"!And hey lastnight I tried a new hairstlye: Something like Lauri has: Here's the pic!So welcome to ... More About: Work , Back
What's common between YouTube and Guns n' Roses?
2007-03-09 11:52:00 I was enjoying army school life when I first heared Guns N Rose s 's Appetite for Destruction. About 6 months later, Sweet Child O? Mine hit the radio waves and I was hooked. Back then, as a Metal-head wannabe, I could not afford to admit to liking them without risking outcasting. After all, the proper name dropping included icons such as Metallica (Oey Vey) and Ozzy Osbourne (have mercy). Still, these new guys with this new sound were so charismatic I just had to buy the album.Less than a year later GnR were packing stadiums all over the world and got classified as Bon Jovi?s angry rival. It seemed like a pretty comfortable position to be at and the release of the half baked, mediocre 8 track GnR Lies reinforced that impression. I almost lost interest, but then, three years later, came Use Your illusion I and II and instantly blew me away.Wow! what a masterpiece! It was evident Guns weren?t just a successful rock band, but much more - real superstars, the stuff legends are made of... More About: Youtube , Venture Capital
Everybody wants to work with the Marketing Department?
2007-03-03 11:00:00 Its more than riding an Orange Country Chopper, even the position matters. Its more than running Digg.com, even CEO Kevin Ross 'll feel a bit un-confortable running this. Even I felt a bit weired running the stuff.Then why? Why everyody wants to work with the Markeing Department ? Perks? Long Leaves? Jet Lags? Those LA nights? Nope? Golf? just Part y?You like it? Yeh! when I set-up my own firm It'll be somewhat like this - atleast the Marketing department and CEOs office!Btw enjoy the Orange Country Choppers and the way they "Ride"Hey Rush your resumes & Girls, pin-up ur portfolios too! Happy Holi and have a wonderful weekend! More About: Work , Ever
Caffeine , First Impression and Say Cheese !
2007-02-26 12:46:00 Sunday 25th Feb 2007. PVR Saket Complex. New Delhi 110017"Howmany Cappuccino's you have everyday Sir?" "15 " I answered! "Oh! That a lot!" The Barista guy shocked almost! Yeh thats a lot - we - means me and my folks sit there in Barista by 4 in the evening every weeked [ If we doest have any Russia Plans :-) ] As I told you earlier we talk a lot - infact about anything to everything! Atleast 5 hours - Cafe Coffee Day or Barista - Not just sitting and yalking! We drink Cappuccino to Double Strong Expresso! Atleast drink 8 Cups each! If you call it too much, Yes! I drink a lot of coffee - Motto is "Drink Caffeine Until it hasReplaced Your Blood!" "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger"Babe came to me and asked "Hey Dude, Cigerattes? Hmmm BAD BAD ... anyways Say Cheese ' I just wanna click your pic"! What you do when a cute smart young college going pink funloving girl ask you the same question rubbing shoulder with you ? You'll smile and hug ... More About: First , Sion , Impress , Impression
She loves me not | She loves me still
2007-02-20 14:30:00 This wont hurt, I swear ... She loves me not ... She loves me still ... But shell never love againShe lay beside me... But shell be there when Im gone ... Black heart scarring darker still ...... Yes, shell be there when Im gone ... Yes, shell be there when Im gone More About: Stil , Still
Leave the Fuck Alone!
2007-02-19 13:54:00 I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize - and couple of my close friends too. If I got one thing against them, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.Dr. Wainright, my dear friend, you're a scientist, you know what grasshoppers can do. I'm a soldier, I know what guns can do. Just fuckin listen to Me! Call it anything. I'm ruthless and cold blooded! Atleast I just don't dream pink! Listen to Me: I'm good at killing! I'm good at war - Not just fighting it, also strategising it - Listen to Me!One good thing listening to me is 'listening to the truth'! And its always tough to listen! I jus... More About: Leave , Lone , Alone , Fuck
Enikkoru Girlfriend Veenam :-)
2007-02-16 16:59:00 Sometime in our life, we think we don't need anyone. But sometimes we just don't have anyone 'when' we need! I'm missing something in life, at least I think so! A little bit of colors or a natural smile. I needa work on that - badly!Music for this feeling? Yeh! Check this out and if ya don't understand Tamil, poor souls, just enjoy the music and video. More About: Girlfriend
After Valentine?
2007-02-16 12:14:00 Well - Vale nti ne 's Day's over : almost.Atleast from the calender, not from those faces.Have you ever thought of what'll happen after those Candle light Dinners, Wines and late night coffees?Yeh Babe - Its Fight! Not Cat-fight : Well Almost :-)The Great San Francisco Pillow Fight of 2007!!! Pillow Fight at Justin Herman Plaza in San Francisco where over a 1000 people showed up to pummel each other with overstuffed pillows. Here are some photos. So Folks - Now u know what'll happen after celibrating LOVE! :-) Enjoy!!! More About: After , Lent
The Economics of Love
2007-02-14 09:24:00 180 million Number of Valentine's Day cards exchanged annually, making D-Day the second most popular greeting-card-giving occasion!119 Number of Single men(i.e. never married, widowed, divorsed) who are in their 20s for every 100 single women of same age.904 The number of dating service establishments in the US as of 2002. These establishments, which include internet dating services, employed nearly 4300 people and pulled 4489 million in revenues. 25.7 Pounds per capita consumption of candy by Americans in 2005.$397 million The combined wholesale value of domestically prodused cut flowers in 2005 for all flower producing operations with $100,000 or more sales.2.2million Number of Marriages that take palce in the US annually. That break downs to morethan 6000 a day!25.3 and 27.1 The estimated US median ages at first marriages for women and men, respectively. Lets talk about India Folks!Valentine's Day market size: Rs 1,200-crThe size of the Valentine?s Day market today is a stagger... More About: Economics , Love , Economic , Econ
And you always thought February 14th was Valentines day!
More articles from this author:2007-02-12 16:03:00 Valentines day? What are you waiting for? Diamonds? Teddy? Chocolates? or "Something" really Hot n' Exciting? Well well well! Listen up? With two or three days to go until Valentine?s Day, apart from the odd box of chocolates and the bunch of flowers you have been conned into buying ?cos the retailing Mafia of the world has convinced you it?s something you absolutely have to do, otherwise, you?re a dead man. So, it?s got to the point were you have to buy tchotchkes for every member of your family, including the dog, cat and goldfish? Just be thankful you aren?t living in the United Kingdom? ?Cos February 14th also happens to be ?National Impotence Day!?I wonder who came up with that gem? Obviously not Hallmark Cards who are responsible for every bogus holiday ever invented as an excuse to get you to buy stuff. Although, you never know, it could be some kind of joint promotion with Viagra, or whatever else is being promoted in the UK these days as the elixir for ?Keeping you pecker ... More About: Valentines Day , Thought , Valenti , Vale , Valentines 1, 2, 3 |
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