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Cat Update
2008-03-04 14:00:00 Hi all, I hope you are all having a better day than I am.. and no don't worry I won't bore you with the details. Thanks to all my friends and you know who you are for the mails and calls cheering me up! I thought I would give you some good news, Son A was able to touch Columbus last night. For the first time Columbus didn't run away from him and when he held his hand out, Columbus put his head in it! It was great to see. Even better than that was when I went to bed last night, after watching me with those beautiful inquisitive eyes, he slowly inched himself closer and closer until he was actually lying on top of me. Then he rolled over onto his back and gazed at me with the most "love sick" eyes.... A cat that lies on his back is a VERY secure cat indeed. Now THAT is what I call progress! Please don't forget to go to Sponty's blog and RSVP for the Cape Town Mob, we need to book a table. More About: Update
Good morning............
2008-03-04 09:31:00 Good morning all!A lesson from The Secret for you:You can completely transform any relationship, no matter what it's like right now. Every single relationship you have is a reflection of how you feel inside about you. You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings. Every relationship you have and every interaction with every person, is a reflection of your own thoughts and feelings in that very moment. To transform every single relationship you have in your life: Fall in love with YOU! Make lists of hundreds and hundreds of wonderful things about you. Keep adding to it every day. Know that you are perfect. Do not think any negative thoughts about you. Know that you are worthy and deserving of anything and everything you could possibly want in your life. Focus on the wonderful things in every person. Look for only those things. Do not blame or criticize anybody, ever. Set an intention that you are going to see th... More About: Morning , Good , Good Morning
For Soulmate.......
2008-03-03 22:42:00 I climbed the doorAnd opened the stairsI said my pajamasAnd put on my prayersThen turned off my bedAnd crawled into the lightAll because you kissed me good-night Next morning, I wokeAnd scrambled my shoesPolished my eggs andToasted the newsI couldn't tell my left from rightAll cause you kissed me good-night. That evening, at last,I felt normal againI called up my motherand picked up the phoneI spoke to my puppy And threw my dad a boneEven at midnightThe sun was still brightAll because you kissed me good-nightAnd Goodnight to Blogland, I am attempting an early night tonight! More About: Soulmate
Of broken shoes, shopping and hotel guests......
2008-03-03 15:43:00 I just popped out now at lunch time because my shoe strap broke!It was not very funny (although to others it must have been) "limping" along trying not to fall out of my shoe! I finally walked into the shoe shop after about 10 minutes of dragging, limping and hopping along!I never shop, in fact I don't ever do shopping but some "bug" bit me today and I came back to the office with 3 pairs of shoes, a skirt and 2 pairs of pants! That's my shopping done for the next year!The "Hotel guests" are doing great! Columbus was a weekender in there this weekend but by last night had had enough and so moved himself back into my room with all his toys, cat tent, food etc etc... another thing I hate is moving.... but that's a story for another blog. Thankfully this was a smooth move, it involved Columbus running and looking around for Psycho Jynx just in case she attacks him again and then plonking himself down on my bed in his usual casual way. I was able to touch the dark To... More About: Shopping , Shoes , Guests , Broken
Of a dog's body language.........
2008-02-20 19:50:00 This post is for all the dog lovers but especially for Wild Rose: Here are some signs of body language from a dog: Aggression: The ears are forward and close to the head. The eyes will narrow and the stare will be challenging. The lips will be open and drawn back to expose teeth bared in a snarl. The body will be tense and upright. The hackles on the neck will in all likelihood be up. The tail will be straight out from the body and in the case of a longhaired dog might be fluffed up. Fearful: The ears will be laid back on the dog's head. The eyes will be narrowed and averted and in the case of my dog he would roll his eyes until the whites showed. The body will be crouched low in a submissive position. There could be (ewwww I know its gross) secretion from the anal glands (how's that for polite?) The tail will most likely be between the legs (if he has one) Friendly: The ears will be perked-up and forward, or relaxed. The... More About: Body , Language
Of purring........
2008-02-20 14:01:00 Purring is the rhythmic vibrating sound that all cats can produce when they are in a content state. It is an instinctual response in domestic cats that can be seen at the onset of life when the newborn kitten purrs as it suckles milk from its mother. The mother cat often purrs back and there is a mutual feeling of reassurance. As they grow up, most kittens and cats continue to purr when they are content. This is often demonstrated by the purring that occurs when cat owners simply approach their pets, and of course when the pets are being petted. Something that most people don't know is that when cats are sick or in pain they still often purr. When it comes to being sick never trust your cat's purr. Cats can and do purr at all levels of sickness, injury, sometimes even as they are dying. If your cat looks or acts ill then even if it is purring, the cat is sick and needs to be seen by a vet. There are some that say an injured or sick cat purrs to calm itself down, while others ...
Of progress with feral kittens........
2008-02-20 10:32:00 Good morning all,What a busy night I had last night. When I got home I set about feeding my cats first and then went into the garage to empty and refill cat litter trays, food bowls and water bowls. Then off to my room to do the same.Logged onto blogs and replied to comments and then visited as many as I could. My friend Stray Cat has been very busy with work so I was very happy to catch her on MSN for a change and we had a nice chat and a giggle.Right, so now it's time to go and spend some quality time while waiting for Son A to get home so I can make dinner. He said he would be late.Ok so first I go off to the garage and say hello and drag feathery things all over the floor for kittens to chase. I must have spent about an hour in there.Son A arrives and says I mustn't worry to cook; he will order and pay for Pizza...... gotta love him. Thanks A, you are the BEST!Anyhoooooo, next stop my room to go and spent time with the other furries.After having a slice of pizza, I have... More About: Progress , Kittens
Quick Lunch time joke......
2008-02-19 13:21:00 A mature (over 40!) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, that's not possible. Officer : Could I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer : Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer : I see...Well, can you give me your vehicle registration papers? Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer : Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer : Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer : You... what??! Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see... The Officer is shocked; he stares at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman's car. A senior officer slowly approaches&n... More About: Joke , Lunch , Time , Quick
Of relocating feral cats............
2008-02-19 11:10:00 Good Morning Blogland, After the lovely MOB Un-Valentine's party on Saturday night I was most surprised when I woke up at 7.45 on Sunday morning and especially because Son A had dragged the mattress into my office so I had a really comfortable sleep. My Sunday started off with me switching on the kettle on my way to the garage to feed the furry babies. After making my coffee and feeding my lot I made my way to my bedroom to go and see if I could coax the other 2 ferals into the pet voyager. By about 11.30 I knew that it wasn't going to work so I had a very bright idea. I fetched Columbus out of the garage and by the way I can pick him up now! The 2 cats were so happy to see him, both tails shot straight into the air! Yay.. or so I thought. The cats came as far as the kitchen because that's where the food was but seemed too nervous to go though the door leading to the garage door. I didn't want the 3 already in there to run out either because it would ... More About: Cats
Finding comments.....
2008-02-18 22:59:00 I have had a few people ask me already how they find a comment on their blog on one of their older posts. And this is most especially for Stray Cat as I promised her I would do this for her.. A lot of bloggers I know and in particular new bloggers are not aware that you can log onto your mail at 24.com and retrieve exactly where your comments came from. If you are on the home page of Women 24 at the very top of the page there is a dropdown menu that says 24.com services. Click on the down arrow and select mail. You will be taken to the 24mail page. If you are on 24.com the go to mail which is in the same place as you would find the blogs tab. You use your blog user name and password to log on. Once you have logged on you will be taken to a screen that looks like this and you will see how many messages are in your inbox. If you have never logged on you will probably see loads! Click on the Inbox on the left hand side and it will expand it for you so you can double cli... More About: Comments
Of Mob and Un-valentines........
2008-02-18 14:26:00 Right, where were we? Oh yes ok, so I am now off to the Ladies only Bloggers Un-valentine party but first I must make a pitstop at Woolies for some finger foods to take with as there was just no time for me to still make a plate of nibbly bits to take with. I bought some samoosa's and chicken liver pate with some biscuits and zoomed off down the road as I was running a bit late but I had sms'd to say I was 15 minutes late. Thankfully the party was in my area so it was about 5 minutes away. After a wrong turn or 2 I finally arrived. And there she was, Lornagh met me outside with Meezie whose house it was. Inside was Sponty who together with Lornagh I had met before.. And also Lonely Mom who I hadn't met yet. HL and Pops were introduced to us and our glasses were kept filled to the brim the entire evening. The Apple Sours even made an appearance and as the evening wore on the longer tot glasses came out too. Damn that stuff is sour!! But yummy. We had a f... More About: Valentines
Of new homes.......
2008-02-18 11:05:00 Good morning all, My weekend of work, work, work started for me on Friday when I got home and had to start "converting" my garage into a "cat's room"! Three and a half hours later, my job was done and I was thinking of moving into the garage myself, I had done such a good job of it! This is what it looks like: Ok so with the garage all nicely cleaned out and carpeted, it was now time to try and catch the little buggers to get them IN THERE! Right.. pet voyager in hand with lovely smelling fish (lovely smelling to cats that is) in said pet voyager I was armed and dangerous. Into the room I went and placed my "trap" just next to the bed. With me laying low on the base (remember the mattress is still outside!) so that the cats can't spot me, I lay in wait for my first victim... Little Pumpkin (the runt who has a face like a Halloween pumpkin) was the first to fall for my trick. In she went and the door was swiftly closed behind h... More About: New Homes , Homes
Of feral cats and blogging....
2008-02-17 22:33:00 Hi All,I have not been in Blogland at all this weekend as my little furry critters have been keeping me extremely busy and it's far too long to post about so I will update everyone and post some pics of their "new home" tomorrow.I just want to say thank you to EVERYONE who clinked on my blog and also thank you for all the congratulation messages. I am going to try and visit you all this evening but if I don't get to you tonight I will get there tomorrow.I went to a MOB Un-Valentine party on Saturday night and it was so great to get out and let my hair down a bit but you will have to wait until tomorrow for details on that one too. I met 2 new bloggers! I laughed until my jaw was aching and left at about 1 AM and only because the wine was starting to wear off and I couldn't sit any longer!Well, I hope you all had a fabulous weekend and I will see you all tomorrow. Son A took this great pic of Bacardi with his new phone (such a bragger) which has a 5 megapixel camera! Don't you ju... More About: Cats , Blogging
Your Friday Story.....
2008-02-15 13:31:00 Before I post today's Friday Story I need to clarify something.Friday stories are not always my own, I get mailed a Friday Story by a gentleman by the name of Bob Proctor from the movie The Secret. If it's good I post it and if it's not inspiring enough, I post my own. Here is today's one that has just landed in my inbox: Words Are Weapons With four young daughters, 14 and under, I frequently find myself correcting, disciplining, or simply protesting unnecessary and unkind comments certain to anger or wound a sister and evoke counterattacks that fill the air with nastiness. Hoping to get them to think before they speak in the future, I often ask, "What did you expect to accomplish by that remark?" and "Did it make things better or worse?" It disappoints and frustrates me that my children are so often unkind to one another and so quick to make foolish comments that have no constructive purpose. Yet it's even more troublesome when adults engage in the same senseless beh...
Of pee and feral cats......
2008-02-15 08:48:00 Good morning all you lovely bloggers!Last night I wrote a post that took me hours to do as I had to do all the links and my internet connection for some reason was EXTREMELY slow and it took me AGES to upload all the pictures. I was also chatting to some lovely blogger friends on MSN and eventually I realised that it was almost 10PM and I was taking a bit of strain from having sat at the pc for so long (Damn this blogging is addictive!)I still had to make sarmies for lunch and wash my hair but first I thought I would check on the furry kids.Did I get a shock! 2 Cats had pee'd on my bed!!! Not just a little pee let me tell you, it was like they had kept it in the entire day! So here I was ripping sheets and comforters off the bed and switching on the washing machine, if you don't wash it straight away as other cat owners will know you will never get rid of the smell.Right so, comforter and sheets in the washing machine, 3 BIG scoops of washing powder later, I was now...
Signs that you are having a bad day......
2008-02-14 21:57:00 Pregnant and Moody had trouble getting out of bed Madmom washed he r hair and couldn't do a thing with it Rachel pulled a muscle when she tried to exercise Supagran's dry cleaners shrunk her favourite outfit Blanket keeps losing things Cat_Woman has a stiff neck Miesies Frog felt like she was in the wrong place at the wrong time Sandlover got caught in the rain at lunchtime Supagran's&nbs p;lunch she had didn't seem to agree with herAveragejane feels trapped traffic on Pmbman's way home was brutal Colonialist thinks he may be coming down with the flu Cranky was alone in the house at night and thought she heard a noise in the basement More About: Signs
Handing back the whip.....
2008-02-14 12:43:00 A while back DT gave me her whip so that I could whip some ass! And now I think that there is someone (could it be Pmbman?) here in Blogland that is looking for a whipping and so the time has come for me to hand it back again. First a bit of background: The word whip describes two basic types of tools: A long stick-like device, usually slightly flexible, with a small bit of leather or cord, called a "popper", on the end. Depending on length and flexibility, this type is often called a riding whip, riding crop or "bat". It is also sometimes called a "horsewhip" or "horse whip". As well as these traditional whip types designed for use on animals, there are whip designs that had historic uses for inflicting pain on humans, such as the "cat o' nine tails" and others. These devices are used as flogging instruments, a means of control, corporal punishment or torture. In politics, a whip is a member of a political party in a legislature whose task is to ensure that members of the... More About: Back , Whip , The Whip
Good night
2008-01-29 23:32:00 Goodnight my friend,may you dream of tomorrow and witness the treasures of the sky,while it assembles around you while you sleep.Let it free you and take you to your rightful place,unencumbered by your day.At this very moment and before tomorrow,settle your mind and let it deft without determining any boundary's. Rest under the rhythm of your heart.Covet your mind to dream's and release it from any substance that might hold you down.Long for and seek out your passion,your loved ones, your new beginnings and free yourself before the day comes.Because for some, it might be taken away.So goodnight my friend, just needed to say, I Love You Goodnight My Friend by SJC More About: Night , Good , Good Night
Never forgotten.....
2008-01-29 14:37:00 Hello My name is Tallulah and I was my Human Mom's favourite cat. She also rescued me from the same factory as Bacardi and Miaghi came from. You can read about my story here. I was the cat that was meant to be a foster, a visitor, call it what you like. I made sure that I wormed my way into my new Mommy's heart very quickly and in no time my plan had worked and she had decided to keep me. I will never forget the day that I got run over. It was so hard for me to look down from. you know the place us cats go when we pass on and see my Human sobbing and sobbing when she gently picked me up out of the road and carried me into the back garden to be buried. I remember how she gently wrapped me in my favourite blanket all the while talking gently to me and telling me how much she loved me. She wrapped me up, gave me a kiss and put me into a box (nogal her Steam Butler box, nice touch Mom). I am buried in the corner of the garden and sometimes my Human still co... More About: Forgotten
Political correctness..........
2008-01-29 10:48:00 In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats: My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator. My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools. My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity. My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator. My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key. My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist. My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile," she enjoys the proximity of food. My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator. My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next. My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative. My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective. My cat is not a pest, she is attentio... More About: Political , Political Correctness , Rect
Good night
2008-01-28 23:18:00 It's been a busy daytime has quickly goneOn your pillow lay your headin your mind put a songAllow peace to seep insidelet the angels lull you to sleepLeave your cares behind youfor tomorrow they will keepGood night, sweet dreamsgo have your restAs you arise tomorrowyou'll be your bestGood Night ! Mary E. Carpio More About: Good Night
Persistence!
2008-01-28 13:08:00 There is no substitute for persistence! It cannot be supplanted by any other quality! Remember this in the beginning and it will hearten you when the going may seem difficult and slow. Those who have cultivated the habit of persistence seem to enjoy insurance against failure. No matter how many times they are defeated, they finally arrive up near the top of the ladder. Sometimes it appears there is a hidden guide whose duty is to test people through all sorts of discouraging experiences. Those who pick themselves up after defeat and keep on trying arrive; and the world cries, "Bravo! I knew you could do it!" The hidden guide lets no one enjoy great achievement without passing the persistence test. Those who can't take it simply do not make the grade.. Those who can "take it" are bountifully rewarded for their persistence. They receive, as their compensation, whatever goal they are pursuing. Napoleon Hill More About: Persistence
Caption Winners......
2008-01-28 10:55:00 Without further ado, here are the caption winners: In 3rd Place Supagran: "Lower, lower, the itch is lower damnit!"In joint 2nd PlaceColonialist: "Don't paws for kittytitty pawplay - go south!" AND Heartbeat: "Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again!" And in 1st Place we have: Cazzie: "Keen for another roll in the hay??Congrats to all the winners! More About: Winners , Caption
Fostering........ again.....
2008-01-27 13:29:00 Hello there, My name is Bacardi and I am actually The Human's FIRST feral rescue. Typical Magoo thinking she is always first! Ok, ok yes she was the first rescue but then again so I am! You can read about MY rescue here. Anyway my Human is waiting patiently (or actually the carpet is bare from the pacing already so that's debatable) for her brother to arrive (Not Daryl, the other brother) so that they can finish putting up the Cat Contraption. I personally don't really like "going over the wall" myself, I like to stand at the front door and give my Human "THE LOOK". My "look" has been practiced and perfected by me over the last 3 years so I am really good at it. Also the Human gives me 5 minutes and tells me I must be back when my time is up. I am always back by the end of the 5 minutes and I never go in the road since Tallulah died. Am I responsible or what? Its Jake the Terrible that gives my Human heart failure, I am sure you all know about the New Year's Eve fiasco. I som...
Time to Vote!
2008-01-27 00:04:00 Vote for your Top 3 Captions! Here are the nominees: Colonialist: 'Don't paws for kittytitty pawplay - go south!' Stray Cat: Smile, dammit!! The stupid human's gonna post it in one of those caption competitions again. Sport Fire: He he play nice bo bo. Bulldozer: *are you Sport Fire?* Can I have a cookie? Heartbeat: Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again! Voices: 1. Wow, that catnip is potent! . . . wheeeee!2. Was that good for you too?3. Shit, can't remember how exactly CPR is administered . . . Blanket: Ag sies, did you poop? andROTFLMAO Can I help it, did you see Mom (Cat_Woman) trying to hide behind the curtains when the neighbour arrived? Just Life: Geeez! did you fart!?! Butterfly: oooh lala, don't get catty with me now Lornagh: OH my sainted Aunt!!! Furballs are NOT transferable! Supagran: Lower, lower, the itch is lower damnit! Caz... More About: Time
MY Human
2008-01-26 12:20:00 Good morning all,I am writing this on behalf of my human who has lots to do today....I hope you had a fabulous night here in Blogland. I was astounded last night when before 10PM my human's head already started nodding. By 11.30 she was toast and ambled off to bed. Was sleep before her head hit the pillow. Had a bit of a hard week poor Human and still found time to give us lot some love....Oh I am so rude, let me introduce myself. I am Magoo, I am also known as bitch biker cat because I control this household and the other lot as my human calls them. No one messes with me, not even the Rottweiler who sadly passed on and left me with no one bigger than me to torment! Oh I miss those days of whacking him on the snout, some days I could even manage to whack hard enough so as to draw some blood..... yes I know very evil but as I said I am bitch biker cat.I am not really a people cat, I much prefer other cats. I was abused by humans before my one and only Human rescued me...... I t...
Living will...................................
2008-01-26 00:16:00 Goodnight all of Blogland! I. Cat_Woman , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine chocolate Margarita Sex chocolate Martini Cold Beer chocolate Sex Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries Sex chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. More About: Living
Positive vibes........
2008-01-25 16:49:00 I have fantastic news!I just had a smoke break with the boss who was extremely pale this morning when I was advising all the staff of their rights......I would seem that I am safe for now....I am not sure of any details and I hope that he is not trying to sweeten me up but that's what he said!It must have been all the prayers and positive vibes coupled together with the fact that I am clearly not going to go without a fight....Obviously I cannot put too many details here for fear of "blowing my cover". There are others who are going to go but for now they will keep a minimum staff complement and it would seem that I am included in that.Thanks once again for all the prayers, angels, positive thoughts and vibes....... clearly SOMETHING has worked!The company is still going to close down but at least now there is some breathing room for the few that will be left.I really feel for the rest though who were silly enough to sign that piece of paper. So I ask now that you send positive tho... More About: Vibes , Positive , Vibe
Quick Update.....
2008-01-25 15:51:00 Hi All,Once again I cannot thank you enough for the fantastic support that I have got from all of you.The way that things stand at the moment is as follows:A voting paper was sent around this morning for us to sign. Instead of an anonymous vote though you had to put your name and ID Number on the document (intimidation at its finest).Most people just wanted to go ahead and sign.... Cat_Woman to the rescue (thanks to all DT's input and advice).I informed staff of what their rights were and almost our entire department together with another department either refused to sign the vote or said no to the retrenchment. It did of course help that I had DT's whip with me at the time, she handed it over to me earlier today..... You can read about it here.Unsurprisingly the lazy arsed boys have signed and are very peeved with me at the moment because they say that I am delaying the inevitable. I tried to explain that I am trying to buy us all some time here so that we can look for ... More About: Update , Quick
The Universe, friends and gratitude.....
More articles from this author:2008-01-25 09:32:00 Hi All, Firstly let me start off by saying... WOW!!!! To all of you who left me the most awesome comments I thank you. To those who called, sms'd and emailed, thank you to you too. The support here in Blogland is amazing. I really do believe that I was sent here to Blogland so that I didn't have to go through anything alone anymore. Just before I started blogging I asked the Universe for strength and it seems they sent you guys and gals. For that I will be eternally grateful. I think that sometimes when we visualize something, we are not specific enough and the Universe gets it all wrong.. I have been visualizing working from home and apparently the Universe got that one slightly wrong because what I should have been visualsing was my website makings lots of money in order to allow me to work from home.. You see where I am going with this? We need to be specific in what we want, the Universe wants details. Apparently I was not detailed enough... LOL. &n... More About: Friends , Gratitude , The Universe 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |



