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Psychic Income vs Material Income
2008-01-07 14:19:00 People ask me all the time: "Does the Law of Attraction work?" Of course it works. But most people are asking the wrong question. The right question to be asking is: "What's my unique purpose, and how can I use the Law of Attraction to give value to the world? When you've defined your true direction in life and followed it, you're living the true secret. In the words of Albert Einstein, "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." So let's count income in a completely different way from here on out. There are two types: psychic and material income. How many times have you volunteered for a church activity, or for those of you who have children - making costumes for the school play, helping out at the fete or volunteering for the PTA? Maybe you've donated your time to worthy causes, and you've received absolutely no monetary or material income. In this care I have a question for you.Why did y... More About: Income , Psychic , Material
A quiz for cats and Humans
2008-01-07 10:15:00 Humans: Your cat waits and miaows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying: a) Welcome home b) The phone rang twice while you were out c) I wanna go play with the cat next door: I'm on heat d) Feed me, NOW Your cat miaows at the door when you go out. Is it saying? a) Please don't leave me here all alone b) Goodbye c) Can the cat next door come over? I'm on heat d) But what if I get hungry while you out? Your cat digs its claws in your leg. Is this? a) An unsuppressed primal instinct b) A sign of affection c) A mating ritual d) A demand to be fed now Your cat scratches at the door after being fed: Is it saying: a) Lemme out - I need to use the garden b) Wanna go out and play c) I am on heat!! d) Wonder what they've got to eat next door? Cats :Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean? a) It's hungry b) It's lost c) You're hungry Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this? a) Supper b) Something to keep you going till supper's ready c) Inedible jun... More About: Quiz , Humans
Hectic!
2008-01-06 15:43:00 I get IOL headlines daily in my Inbox and this story caught my eye so I thought that I would post it:The Cape of Good Hope SPCA has started trapping abandoned cats at the home of a woman who has been hospitalised for psychiatric observation with suspected Diogenes syndrome, or senile squalor syndrome.The condition is characterised by extreme self-neglect, domestic squalor and compulsive hoarding of all sorts of items including refuse and animals.Allan Perrins, chief executive officer of the Cape of Good Hope Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said they were alerted by a neighbour who had noticed the 55-year-old woman acting strangely on a number of occasions."She would strip naked in public and also imagined herself to be the pilot of a Boeing 747." The woman had recently moved into a flat complex in Kuils River with about 20 cats."She has allegedly been served with two notices to 'get rid of the cats' but reportedly refuses to do so."Perrins said the woman had been... More About: Hectic
The way to a woman's heart
2008-01-06 12:19:00 .......... is through her cat/cats..... (no Vusi, get your mind OUT of the gutter - not that cat!)So, you're dating someone who shares her house with a cat (or multiple cats). If your relationship is going to get anywhere, I encourage you to follow each of these suggestions:If the cat wants to spend an hour untying your shoelace, let him. When he gets it untied, retie it so he can continue playing.Never make a big show of brushing the cat fur from your clothes.Get in the habit of putting a couple of catnip treats in your pocket. Slip them to the cat when she isn't watching. (Note: you may have to do this through the entire dating period, because the cat will more than likely investigate and have a relationship with your pocket each time you visit.)Don't push the cat off the sofa if he's inserted himself between the two of you. If he's still sitting between the two of you when you get amorous, reassure him (mental telepathy is fine) that... More About: Heart
The power of the mind....
2008-01-05 12:58:00 The power of all of our minds is much stronger than most of us give it credit for. Your mind can either be your best friend or it can be your worst enemy. It's up to you to decide which one you would like it to be..If you are constantly worrying or thinking about failing then chances are you will fail. If you are scared that something you are about to try won't work or will go wrong then it probably wont' work or it will go wrong. I am not talking just about concern here. I am talking about real fear of failure. The problem is that we are thinking more about failure than about success. If you concentrate on failing then the chances are that you have a very good chance of failing. However, if you concentrate on succeeding then chances are you will succeed. It's what you believe that is important and ultimately what you will attract. Failure as opposed to success. Which would you like?That's why you need to train yourself to think positively at all times. Don't allow yourself to... More About: Power , Mind , The Mind
Cape Town Slang Dictionary
2008-01-04 18:48:00 Aweh :Pronounced: Ah-where.This is used as a greeting all over the Cape Peninsula . "Aweh jy, hoesit ?"Bra :Pronounced: BrahThis word has no reference to the English word which pertains to an undergarment.The word Bra in Cape Town refers to a close friend or acquaintance.It's a term of endearment. "Yah I know him, he's a Bra of mine" Duidelik :Pronounced "day der lik"This word is an adjective, describing an ideal state of mind, a cool article, perfect, or an ideal situation."How are you doing. Naai duidelik my bru." Kwaai :In Cape Town slang this word refers to something that is really awesome, cool or nice. "Did you see that kwaai movie?" Mew :This is a shortening of the word MusicMinute / Minutes : Pronounced : Min- eee-ter"This is one of the few words that can be pronounced in English or Afrikaans. Meaning, Hold up! A General reference to time. It can also take on a threatening tone. As in I'm watching you. "Minute my Broe, the train leaves at seven""Minute, jy kan nog nooit a... More About: Dictionary , Slang
Your Friday Story
2008-01-04 13:42:00 Here is your Friday story, Good Memories: The Gift That Keeps on Giving In a world preoccupied with the quest for material possessions, it's easy to overlook the fact that the most valuable things we own are our best memories. Good memories are the gift that keeps on giving. They make us smile, feel proud, and re-experience the pleasure of past times.Looked at through the soft lens of sentiment, even the memory of cranky relatives and family traditions that bored or annoyed us at the time can be heartwarming links with our past. But whether your memories of the holiday season conjure up good feelings and happy sounds, smells, and tastes or negative feelings filled with disappointments, resentments, and grudges, I hope you'll resolve this year to consciously create lasting good memories for yourself and those you care about.Although few of us remember what we gave or got last year or the year before, the tendency is to put too much emphasis on the process of giving and getting gi... More About: Story
Visualisation - For attracting more money
2008-01-04 10:20:00 Morning All,In keeping with the current trend of becoming better, attracting more wealth etc, here is my other visualisation that I do every day. My boss is back today and interrupted my visualising only to tell me that I won't be receiving unexpected cheques in the mail blah blah. That's what he thinks........ amazing how when people see how positive and inspired you are, they have to rain on your parade. I have tried explaining to him (he is a very devout Christian) that The Law of Attraction spans all religions and really doesn't have anything to do with what you believe spiritually, it's a way to attract what you want in your life regardless of whatever religion you are. Sigh.......I will say this : don't knock it until you have tried it and don't always be so quick to judge when you haven't even taken the time to even find out what it's about. So.... I hope that there is someone out there today that will find take something positive from this. More About: Money
You gotta laugh....
2008-01-03 20:05:00 I wrote a really negative post a few moments ago about the people I work with and then when I read it back I thought No No No I am so not going to let a bunch of deadbeat lazy assholes spoil my day so I deleted it. Instead I have decided to post some cartoons about them..... Ah yes, that's sooooo much better! More About: Laugh , Gotta
The Secret to You
2008-01-03 09:01:00 I was rudely awoken this morning at 5 by the 3 polite young men coming home from their night of revellry. Anyway I couldn't go back to sleep and as I sat up in my bed and drank my coffee and had a cig, I started thinking. I have read so many blogs where people are feeling down for whatever reason, be it love trouble, financial woes or self esteem issues....... there are many reasons.So for today I thought that I would share with you one of the visualisations that I do every morning after my meditation. I hope that you enjoy it and I hope that it helps in some small way. We don't need more money, we don't need greater success or fame, wedon't need the perfect body or even the perfect mate. Right now, atthis very moment, we have a mind, which is all the basic equipmentwe need to achieve complete happiness...Dalai Lama More About: The Secret , Secret
Cat Contraption
2008-01-02 20:37:00 Well today my son A and I finally finished putting the cat contraption up in the main sections where we know the cats like to jump over. My brother still needs to make the rest next week when he gets back to work; he just made up some as an emergency measure after the fireworks fiasco. Once he is done we will put it on the entire wall. There is still a section in the front on the left of the house where they are known to go over but I have a gate there so a special section will need to be made for that, otherwise I will never be able to open the gate again and the thought of traipsing the wheelie bin through the house is not a pleasant one. The cats haven't seemed to have noticed though that we "missed a spot", they are too busy checking out the rest of the sections and trying to figure out how the hell they are supposed to get over THAT! I am not sure if you can see properly in the photographs but basically its galvanized steel bolted to the vibracrete wall with a slight ...
The garden I want...
2008-01-02 13:38:00 Morning Blogland,2008 I know is just going to be such a great year for everyone. My son A is starting a new job, one that could potentially make him quite a wealthy young man and I am starting a new business venture (with the financial backing this time) which could potentially make me a very comfortable working from home middle aged woman.I normally visualise what I want and I think that this new business venture is the product of my visualisation. The Universe very seldom gives you things the way that you think they will, it's always completely different to the way that you pictured but the result is always the same - you get what you asked for.... I pictured myself working from home but never in a million years did I think that my chance would come from the source that it did! More on that later.Whenever I go and visit my Aunt which I must confess is not very often, I am always struck by the sheer size of their garden and I always pictur... More About: Garden , Garde
Fireworks
2008-01-01 16:07:00 Last night as I said I would I lit the fire, poured the wine and waited patiently for 2008 and was feeling very grateful to be saying goodbye to 2007.About 20 minutes before 12 I started getting the cats indoors before the fireworks started but just as I was about to, people decided to start early! Well 5 cats charged inside fortunately as the sliding door was wide open. Jake did not head for the sliding door like all the others. He was absolutely terrified, cleared the 6 foot vibacrete wall and just ran and ran. He landed up in a garden with dogs and I could hear them going absolutely beserk! I could also hear Jake scratching to try and get up the wall. I could hear the dogs were working themselves into a frenzy, Jake was silent. I started praying. I called and called and looked everywhere but I couldn't;t figure out which garden he was in as by now all the dogs in the neighbourhood were going crazy. The noise from the fireworks was deafening.I fetched a bowl of cats bis... More About: Fireworks
Looking back.....
2007-12-31 22:43:00 Tonight as I have for the past 6 years I will light the fire, pour the red wine and braai my lamb ribs and my cheese and tomato toastie. Tonight I will sit back and reflect on the past year, a year that has been very unkind to me in so many, many ways. And tonight I will let it all go and never look back because it is done, finished and cannot be changed. If anything it has made me stronger and hopefully a better person. Tonight I will look forward to the hope of the year to come; a year that is alive with possibilities not the least of which is a very exciting new business venture which I know is going be very profitable. So I will look to my dream that is once again alive and raise my glass. My dream of working from home and not for some boss, and with people who really have no interest in actually working. I will raise my glass to them too because I do not begrudge them being that way, that's who they are. This new venture, this new possibility, this dream was awoken this mor... More About: Back , Looking Back
New Years Resolutions you can keep!
2007-12-31 10:56:00 Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-) Read less. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. Stop exercising. Waste of time. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. Procrastinate more. Drink. Drink some more. Start being superstitious. Spend more time at work. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. and last but not least...Take up a new habit: maybe smoking! More About: Years , New Years , Resolutions , Resolution
Depression and Gratitude
2007-12-30 21:00:00 On some days we just wake up and we have the blues and I am sure most of us have been there, myself included. I have read so many blogs where people are feeling down. The problem begins when you get the blues more often than not. It may be something worse, such as depression. However, unless you feel that your "blues" are a case worthy of serious psychological counselling, there is a natural remedy for depression.See which of these natural depression-busting treatments can help you get out of this black mood the fastest. ~ Laughter is still the best medicine. Laughing is probably the cheapest and most effective healing method available. Watch funny dvd's to give you a lift. Meet friends who love telling jokes, even stupid ones. Sometimes the more "stupid' the joke the more it can make you laugh.~Surround yourself with positive people and things. Whether depression is a state of mind or not, be pos... More About: Depression , Gratitude
New Year Resolutions
2007-12-30 11:03:00 I read on Vusi's blog yesterday that PIE (President in Exile - Thabo se ma se E-pos oh sorry I mean Mbeki) had decided to cancel all New Year s Resolution s but I thought that I would go and post them anyway, I mean after all we have freedom of expression in this here Democratic country do we not?
Vibrating Pants Update: I Found them!
2007-12-29 17:25:00 On doing some more research, what can I say, I selflessly do it for human kind, I have finally found vibrating pants sold here in South Africa. You can find them here.Once again, there is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. More About: Pants , Update , Vibrating
Labels
2007-12-29 11:46:00 On a blanket from Taiwan.NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. On a helmet mounted mirror used by cyclists.REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. On a Taiwanese shampoo.USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink.AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. On an insect spray.THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. In a guide to setting up a new computer.TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles.OPEN OTHER END. On a hairdryer.DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. On a bag of Fritos.YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap.DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?) On Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pud... More About: Labels
Vibrating Pants
2007-12-28 22:07:00 I had a few um er enquiries about the vibrating panties so I thought I would do a follow up post. I went and did some "research" and this is what I found:Awesome sexy panties. Vibrating under your control. Takes AA batteriesColours: Red and BlackOne Size (Will fit from an 8 to a 14).For those who missed my earlier post about the vibrating panties, here is the story:The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea. Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then w...
Phew a break finally!
2007-12-28 15:01:00 What a day! I am so in the "Zone" after being off for 6 days straight (luffeley) that coming back to work has been a bit of a culture shock!We have 150 people moving into our building next week and we need phones, desks, pin numbers etc to be up and ready. IP phones are not simple in the least..... but I won't bore you with the details... I am enclosing one on my favourite little poems, I once emailed it to everyone before I had a "do" at my house...... there were always a few who could not understand the cat/human relationship and always had something to say about it. So here it is, don't think it went down very well but I think the cats had a good laugh. My cats live here, they're here to stay.You don't like pets?..... be on your way!They share my home, my food, my spacethis is their home, this is their place.You will find cat hair on the floor,they will meet you at the door.They may request a little pat, a simple 'no' will settle that.It gripes me when I hear you say... More About: Break , Finally
Humour
2007-12-28 12:22:00 Hi All,I know I am late in posting but I am back at work and as you read in my previous posts, people here don't really like to work very much.................. but.................someone's gotta do it!I am giving you some humour, I received these via email and it kept me sane. Some of them are really good. Enjoy and I will chat later. More About: Humour
Inspiration
2007-12-27 19:27:00 "Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored."I thought this was such a lovely quote. My brother sms'd me earlier to say that a seal rescue from Blouberg Beach had made the 3rd page of The Cape Times this morning. I haven't had a chance to go out and buy the paper yet because I have been glued to my pc all day (LOL) but I am hoping that it is "my" seal..... Oh please let it be my seal. Say a prayer that it was him that got rescued! Isn't he just the cutest? More About: Inspiration
Service with a smile!
2007-12-27 15:18:00 Well! I was shocked and pleasantly surprised this morning when I got a call from my new internet Service Provider to say that they were on their way to come and do my installation. The gentleman arrived and when I opened the door he greeted me with a huge smile.Once the installation was done we had a glass of Coke and a cigarette and discussed the problems I had with my previous service provider. He actually showed me the holes that were in the box that was supplied and told me that was the cause of all the problems I had when it rained!Anyway I am now very happy as I have UNCAPPED internet and the speed is great, not at all as slow as I thought it would be.Good riddance I say to bad service and hello to the new guys!I am now a happy camper and am actually having a very pleasant internet experience today with pictures, sounds and all enabled! This is how it should be! Even the cats are smiling! More About: Smile
Cat Commandments
2007-12-27 09:14:00 And the Cat said. . .1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thyhuman is on the computer. 2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. 3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top ofthe refrigerator. 4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible. 5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 3 A.M. 6. Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clockby walking on it. 7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they arewalking too slowly. 8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house. 9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thyhuman is sitting down. 10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded. More About: Commandments
Internet Down! Waaaaaaaaaaa!
2007-12-26 23:43:00 Hi All,I hope that you all had a good Christmas! My internet provider once again chopped me off. I have 2 Gigs and I have disabled pictures, videos, sounds, auto updates, if fact anything that can use bandwidth. Still though this month on the 20th they cut me off saying that I had used my 2 Gigs. I have friends who have 1 Gig and who gamble online, download and spend most of their day on the internet and they never seem to go over their cap. I was forced to buy another Gig for R150 just to stay online and last night when I got home they had cut me off again. 1 Gig in 6 days? I think not. So I wrote them a really crappy email because I have installed a little program called Netmeter and where it logs me as having used 16 MB they log me as having used 150 MB. When I got home this evening I thought I would just switch on my pc and do some work and lo and behold my internet was back on!I am not sure what is going to happen now as I have told them to cancel it with immediate effect... More About: Internet
Merry Christmas All!
2007-12-25 10:52:00 Christmas Glitter Graphics More About: Christmas , Merry Christmas , Merry
Christmas Quotes
2007-12-24 23:17:00 Here are some quotes and quotations for christmas "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." Charles Dickens. "I heard the bells on Christmas DayTheir old, familiar carols play,And wild and sweet the words repeatOf peace on earth, good-will to men! Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Love came down at Christmas, Love all lovely, Love Divine; Love was born at Christmas; Star and angels gave the sign. Christina Rossetti And she will bear a Son, and you shall call His name Jesus, for it is He who will save His people from their sins Matthew 1:21 "Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!"Charles Dickens "Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love."Hamilton Wright Mabi... More About: Quotes
Baby Seal Update
2007-12-24 21:13:00 Sadly, I did not find the seal this morning. I went from Blouberg all the way to Woodbridge Island stopping anyone I saw to ask them if they had seen him. I also took the binoculars with me so I could scan for him. The weather was really nasty though. It was raining which was lovely for the sunburn but the wind was howling and then the thunder and lightning started so the prospect of being the highest point on the beach, a lone figure........ being struck made be decide to abandon my mission and try find him with the binoculars at Milnerton and Woodbridge, the rest I had walked. Shame poor little guy I think the weather on the beach was too crappy for him and the blowing sand was terrible. Well I certainly got plenty of exercise yesterday and today and I am feeling quite exhausted. Must be old age creeping up. LOL!I spent some quality time with the cats late this afternoon and I took a few great shots of them "play" wrestling! I thought I would share them.Merry Christmas ... More About: Baby , Update , Seal
And I'm off....
More articles from this author:2007-12-24 09:33:00 Morning all,Well I got my wish, the weather is nice and cool! I suffered a bit last night with the sunburn but at least today I can cover my poor sunburnt self with long clothes.Vusi left me a great cure for the sunburn though..... a bottle of Johnny Black and a bucket of ice. Whilst I can think of many interesting uses for the ice seeing as how I am single I will just put the ice in my JB and now and again maybe rub some on my poor red face!Oh well, I hope you all have a fabulous day. I am off to try and find some frozen sardines and then back down to the beach to look for our poor little seal. What do you mean it's a whale bone?!The rescue guy from yesterday gave this to me. Apparently it's a part of a whale bone. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |



