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RESCUED ME
2007-03-10 17:40:00
I was once a rescue dog. Found as wondering the streets, the RSPCA took me in. They tried their very bestest to find me a new home. I had five new homes. I never understood why I was always dragged back to the same kennel at the RSPCA. I loved all my families but perhaps they didn't love me enough. I found the email below on my owners computer and felt really upset. When you are a young puppy - you get hormonal. Wish my past owners were a bit patient with me. As for the cat - well no one asked what the cat did to me. Well, for the past five years I have not even touched a cat and have been a very good boy. The problem with my current owner is this - she tries to pamper me too much - she brought me four beds. I kept yapping at her and told her that us rescue dogs prefer the cold floor - with this ready made fur coat, its really hard to make humans understand that we need to be cool. I remember my current owner trying to make me bark. I stopped barking lots because I got shouted at ...
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THE TALE OF THE WERE SCOTTY
2007-02-20 12:49:00
I have just come back from the garden and taken this snap shot of my owner's owner. I had warned him that the Were Scott y was out last night but Oh, no, he failed to listen. Typical human beings - never ever listen to the dogs. He had to go out for a puff of smoke at midnight. He then got pounced by the Were Scotty Wolf Terrier. It was the darkest of nights yesterday and the full moon crept up behind the trees. A spooky night where the dogs never howled. They had crept into their doggy beds and kept their paws over their heads. News had travelled fast through the lampost system. Each dog left a message for another. I heard the first bark a week ago " Woooof, Were Wolf Alert, take your markies indoors". The next door's neighbour's scottish terrier had been bitten on his travels to Translyvania. It had been quaranteened in the kennels but reports in the local paper stated that the cages at been broken and there was no sign of the Were Scotty Wolf. Hospitals were full with humans w...
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MY PIN UP
2007-02-13 15:45:00
Hi folks, I just locked my owner out in the garden. Freedom at last - soon the King Benji will rule the world. Well, perhaps just the garden! Oh look there she is miserable in the cold - now she knows exactly what I feel like - my paws are freezing. I have just made my paws all toastie on the radiator. No one thinks of buying me booties for this winter. All this family thinks about is Cozzie Simba. Simbu this and Simbu that. Yes, I am jealous. Really jealous. I suppose I shall have to let her in soon but in the meantime its important for me to let it all hang out, to let my dog emotions flow. All these years, I have held it all in I want to share things with you. Now remember none of you can squeal to my owner about this. Its all secret between me and you. Today, I wanted to share my PIN UP with you. As many of you may recognise the above, she is gorgeous isn't she. Some say, I am half rough collie too but my heart just skips a beat when I see her. I have a picture of her in my ...

COZZIE SIMBA
2007-02-12 16:52:00
The important thing is to distract the humans before they shut off their laptop thereby obtaining access to it while they are out. A dog has gorra have access to some peace man. Today, am going to tell you about my cozzen. Yes, yes, he's cute. He's big and he has all his own teeth. Just look at those nashers. He is what we call a big softie though a bit like me. The problem with Simba is he has a spring attacked to his paws. He jumps far higher than me and he calls me " stumpy". He is a puppy still which is why everyone grabs onto his cheeks and goes " cooochie coo". No wonder my cheesk are baggy now - thats what they used to do when I was a pup. Simba is so ACTIVE when I just wanna sit on my bench and wallow in the sunshine. The problem with Simbu is this - he has been fed too many E colours hence his hyperactive state. He has gobbled up and torn all my nice toys and he comes over and is given normal food. None of this diet stuff for him. No sireee. He gets the real McCoy - th...

Night Time Prowlings
2007-02-05 03:42:00
Finally, they have all gone to bed and I can have some peace. Phew. All this being good is hard. Sigh ! After all those secret doggy typing lessons by Mavis Beacon Teaches Dogs, I have finally managed it - my paws are typing away. I was about to write to Ability Net to adapt this keyboard for my paws. Its hard using one nail on my paw but now I am in the modern doggy world. Now all of you, I have just stolen some cold chicken from the fridge and tiptoed across the living room to gobble it up. You won't tell anyone I hope! Its a secret between you and me *wink*. Here am I wearing those light safety goggles my owner brought me. They aren't bad actually. I am cool anyway but these goggles make me look cooler and you never know, I might find myself a wife (s) on the internet. Yes, I know girls - yes, I am handsome. Can't help it. Its in the genes. They call me a cross breed. My German Shepherd dad had the hots for my Lassie Collie mum. Boy, was I a cute pup. I had to be with those ...
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