Pippy Style Pippy Style Pippin the krazy kitty tells of his daily struggles, thoughts, and experiences as a captive in the world of humans.
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I fetch, I jump, I get confused...
2007-04-03 05:40:00 Once again my captor has chosen to entertain the world at the expense of my humiliation....This evening, the alpha male who takes enjoyment of the humiliation of others - namely little kitties - thought it would be amusing to trick me into playing fetch. Little did I know, the human tricked me by taking advantage of my color blindness and my poor sight. My sight, like the T-Rex, is virtually limited to picking up movement. And also like the T-Rex, I am a ferocious killing machine with two-foot fangs.Again, as the evidence below portrays, my captor is a cruel, cruel animal.although, you gotta admit, I have some amazing hops. More About: Jump , Fetch , Etch
The Great Escape!
2007-04-01 20:11:00 First off, let me apologize for the lack of internet activity I have been demonstrating as of late. I truly wish to keep you posted on my exciting adventures as a cat in human captivity, but nonetheless things may come up to prevent me from pawing poetry.Specifically, the reason there has been little activity on the internet these past few days, is because I recently learned that my captors would be traveling to a little town called "New York City" for a vacation without me.Can you believe the nerve of these humans?Leaving without me?I distinctly remember telling these captors to never leave the state without my permission!! In fact, I specifically remember saying "Meow mew mew Miarow meow meow!".Well sure enough, as humans always do, they forgot.Well, this little kitty, sans balls, wasn't having it!!Last Wednesday when my captors were off being brainless, I snuck my little kitty body into their luggage; lodging myself between the male captor's cotton tubes and butt covers (humo... More About: Great , Cape , Escape , Scape , Esca
Featured Product #1
2007-03-28 04:04:00 Hello Humans!!! (and fellow felines... I seem to be attracting some of my own!)Today is featured product day from my store at cafepress.com!Are you sick and tired of the plain Jane approach to human apparel? Are you having difficultly finding a job because of your appearance? Do you drink lighter fluid and draw smiley faces on your forehead?Then this product is for you!!Pippy Industries has recently introduced this new product line extension.... the classic "Pippy Style" cotton thong. Never again will you have to suffer humiliation due to your lack of initiative or general disheveled appearance when you're wearing this lovely garment. Why speak when you can say "I Do it Pippy Style" without opening your mouth?Just listen to all these raving reviews from our clients who have purchased this product!!The Pippy Style thong is so comfortable! I love it!!- SallySo simple, yet so inviting. I love it so much I purchased two!- JessicaI do it Pippy Style, lol! The thong is a great ide... More About: Product , Feature , Featured , Prod , Feat
Pippy Mail Tuesdays!
2007-03-28 00:19:00 Well humans and humanettes, Tuesday has finally arrived!That's right, and we all know what Tuesday means!!No? Well, that's because this Tuesday will be the first one of many for Pippy mail!Due to the overwhelming response to the website, I have decided to answer a select few of the questions posed to me through email (by the way, it's pippystyle@gmail.com).Here's how it works. Email me at pippystyle@gmail.com and provide the following:Your NameYour LocationYour QuestionYour Picture (optional of course if you're really ugly)Each Tuesday I'll select the best and most unique questions to be featured here! Each question will be unfiltered and unedited, and I promise a well thought out response will be given. You can ask me anything..... ANYTHING!!!Now on to the emails... and remember, there is no such thing as a stupid question!Question #1Pippin the Almighty, Do cats have hops?Yours Truly, Wood-Cock Johnson from Newark, New JerseyWhat a stupid question.I'm assumin... More About: Mail , Days
New Pippy Style Store!!
2007-03-25 19:10:00 With all the millions of visitors my site has received, I thought it would be a good time to allow you humans to proclaim your love for me and the kitty kind at my new store!Do you like hats?Do you like cooking?Do you like to drink warm milk from a mug?Do you only have two nipples?Do you like a string up your butt crack?If you answered yes to any of these questions, then order my products over at the Pippy Style store at Cafepress.com!!Click on the glorious apron below to be transferred to the store: More About: Store , Stor
Tired kitty
2007-03-24 20:34:00 Well I'm pooped...After only 16 hours of sleep yesterday (that is, 5 cat naps, and one 8 hour sleep session), I am really dragging my paws today. I am so devoted to sharing my kitty thoughts with you humans across the globe, that I'm losing sleep over it. And let me tell you, my pads on my paws are much bigger than the keys on the keyboard!Silly humans.... I don't know how you function with those miniature pads of yours. It takes me well over 3 hours to write each post. For example, these last few sentences took me 40 minutes (in kitty time) to type.It is nearly my 1 year anniversary in captivity here at my captors den, therefore I was going to devote my next post to my brother who passed away last year. However, to do him justice, I'll give it some time and write about him at a later date.I miss you bro :( More About: Kitty , Tired , Tire
My Global Presence
2007-03-23 00:09:00 As I labor for endless hours prodding my little kitty paws furiously against the keyboard, one thing that keeps me purring is the thought of sharing my kitty thoughts with millions all around the world.And just today, I learn that I am well on my way of acheiving my goal to reach 1 million international readers by sparking the interest of..... well..... 2.I would like to welcome these two new international friends who have recently visited the site. As you can see by the Google Analytics provided Geo Map overlay, the first was from Limousin, France, and the second from Calcutta, India. Welcome my international buddies. Now tell your friends in Africa, China, Australia, and Japan (amongst others) to get there furry human butts over here.With my first two international visits, I would like to share a few facts about their homeland.Limousin, FrancePopulation: Around 725,000Capital: LimogesEconomy/Industry: ... More About: Global , Presence
I'll Le Chat on your face!!
2007-03-21 02:15:00 Is that you Sharky??? More About: Chat , Hat , Your , Face
Terrorism strikes the whole U.S. kitten caboodle
2007-03-20 02:02:00 MEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!After watching Foxmews now for over 32 hours straight, I am scared turdless!Have you heard about the massive recall of cat food? The poisoned cat food??? Irani calicos have recently crossed the borders into Canada and infiltrated processing plants and poisoned our supply of food.The terrorists have attacked again!! Apparently my vomiting and excessive pooping may be linked to dry, stale, tasteless food poisoned by Mewammad worshiping fanatics!Listen to this:"Symptoms of that problem include lethargy and vomiting"I sleep and vomit all the time!! oh nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!and this:"An unknown number of cats and dogs had suffered kidney failure and about 10 died after eating the affected pet food"eeeek!!It's about damn time my captors start feeding me real food now, like cotton balls and scotch tape.To all my brethren, the list of recalled cat foods can be found here:http://www.menufoods.com/recall/prod uct_cat.html More About: Terrorism , Terror , The Who , Error , Hole
Stuff on my cat
2007-03-18 17:52:00 I just found a website of pure awesomeness. It's called "Stuff on my cat".... It's about humans that put random "stuff" on their cats and take pictures! how crude... More About: Cat
Twisted reflections
2007-03-18 17:12:00 For this update, I thought it would be nice to share something from my own personal library from my 1st birthday back in January."Last night my captors surprised me with an unexpected present; a cute, fuzzy stuffed carrot... My favorite!!! What a pleasant surprise! "Maybe captivity isn't as bad as all the other kitties have made it out to be", I thought....But, after only a few short minutes, I soon realized that this gift wasn't what it seemed. My eyes began to spin and lose focus, my body was moving without my knowledge, and I was becoming dizzy and forgetful. After only 2 minutes of being exposed to the carrot, my mind went blank and I blacked out. When I woke up this morning I was laying in my own waste in the litter box with a pounding headache...Apparently, my captors decided that it would be quite humorous to give me the feline version of human crack disguised as a carrot. They're sick I tell you, sick!!!"After some rummaging around, I recently discovered a video t... More About: Reflections , Reflection
First posticle
More articles from this author:2007-03-17 18:23:00 Hello humans... This is my first attempt at, how do you say, "blogging"?So without further ado, here is some answers to questions humans always ask me:Q: Why is your name Pippin?A: Well, it wasn't really my choice, now was it? My real name is Zygone Four of Sarnia, but my captors liked "Pippin" better.Q: With only paws, how do you type?A: good question ass face. With only two feet, how do you walk?Q: Why do you vomit all the time?A: Hey, I poop 3 times a day, so sometimes my backend needs a break, right? Also, it freaks out my captors, which is always a good thing.Q: Did you get spade or neutered?A: Yes, my captors successfully removed my balls soon after birth. Without the need or desire for another female of my species, I now get most of my thrills through playing with inanimate objects that are thrown at me.... yippy...However, I do understand why they did it. We wouldn't want to overpopulate the world with cats, now would we? Just think about it... with all us ... More About: Post , First , First Post , Posti 1, 2 |
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