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Tension between the Sacred and Profane in Porn ...
2007-05-19 17:11:00
Tension between the Sacred and Profane in Porn Just crazy bout the tension between this guy?s angelic face and his erotic crotch.It?s the chiseled jaw and full sculpted lips. And the butt hole sexed up with thick black hair.The big broad shoulders.The creamy-coloured flesh of his cock and its delicately pink head. That you know you could easily get up or into any orifice.The sensitive eyes. And the fleshy mouthful of his balls.The contrasts go on and on. And I get harder with every one.Ultimately, he?s the kinda guy you want for a fuck buddy AND for domestic use. A very rare combination. The porn equivalent of the Tasmanian Tiger: The last one died in a zoo in Hobart in 1936. Tiger, that is!Though, inevitably, there have been lots of sightings ever since.
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?The Spirit of Delight? Virginia Woolf speaks...
2007-05-19 13:42:00
?The Spirit of Delight? Virginia Woolf speaks of visits by the ?spirit of delight?, and my friend Carol Gibson of the same experience. As does my partner in ?magic moments?. And I am reminded of it by Proust?s ?madelaine?, the taste of which sets off ?A la recherché du temps perdus? (?Remembrance of Things Past?). And I am occasionally and unexpectedly found by this seductive phantom. And wait and long for more. Yesterday - remarkably - there were several calls. The first was brought on by the perfume base of the cold cream worn by a tall slim elegant late thirty-something woman in a Cuban restaurant, ?Café Havana? in Malate, one of the districts in the former night life (i.e. sex industry) area of the city. Which is now re-constructing itself as a trendy hip Paddington (Sydney) Chelsea (London) Soho (New York) shopping, dining out and clubbing scene. And then twice later in the evening in ?The Library?, a gay karaoke-Comedy Café venue. Similarly evoked by the same sce...
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To Market To Market Walked past Guadalupe Marke...
2007-05-19 10:07:00
To Mark et To Market Walk ed past Guadalupe Market earlier in the week and have been itching to go in ever since. Today was the day. So into a tricycle ? . The entrance ? promise of things to come: Attracting attention: Dead animal act (Birdie - 'All About Eve'): ?Will you buy, some of my supply? (Billy Holiday - 'Love for Sale'): More ingredients for dins: We?re so funny: ?I?m not ready for my close-up Mr de Mille?: 'The eyes have it': Something fishy going on: More fishiness: ?No guts please?: ?Eggs-actly?: We?re still pretty funny: Heading back home: A pleasant shop window diversion: Now that guy obviously totally knows what to do with his mouth!
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Emerson I'd gone to the pub for a drink. It was ...
2007-05-17 16:06:00
Emerson I'd gone to the pub for a drink. It was a bit late to head out but I felt too restless to stay home waiting to get sleepy.The place was packed. I pushed to the bar and got a beer. And, not seeing anyone I knew, decided to find a place on the wall near the juke box. And watch the crowd. In fact, this suited my mood perfectly. And I quickly drifted in feeling relaxed and contemplative.After about 20 minutes, I noticed him. Long silky sun-bleached blond hair. Crystal clear hazel eyes - rather hard and narrow. Framed with dark lashes. And thick naturally sculpted eyebrows. Full pouting sculpted lips that must be illegal somewhere. And honey coloured skin. Ok bod - slim but well-covered if the contradiction makes sense. With full pecs and buns. And just shorter than me. Black tee-shirt and faded 501's. Legs wide-apart, blokey. Thongs - square golden compact muscular feet. Real casual like I liked.He was with mates. A bit drunk - loud and unfocused. Aggressive, arguing everythi...
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Exotic Flowers It?s impossible not to notice th...
2007-05-16 15:03:00
Exotic Flowers It?s impossible not to notice that some areas of Manila are abundant with flowers. Orchids and other exotic blooms everywhere demand you take their picture. For around $1.50 you can have on of these beauties, potted, for home use, as we've done:Now there is another type of exotic flower, images of which I love equally. But of a quite different genus. Often with a more pungent and intoxicating odor.Anus SucculentusAnus VulgarisAnus AthleticusAnus RecepticusAnus ReflecticusAnus OblongataAnus DeliciosaWhich do you prefer!
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Dominance and Control I remember coming acros...
2007-05-14 14:29:00
Dominance and Control I remember coming across this photo a while back and being somewhat unsure of why I liked it so much. On reflection, I realized it had some thing to do with the fact that his jeans were round his ankles. And then it occurred to me that it was this mild trussing up that was getting me hot. And I recognized pretty quickly that I was a trusser rather than trussee. Over the last couple of years I?ve seen Master-Slave stuff about ? personals at the back of gay magazines, parties offered at Headquarters, and so on. And have been a bit curious. But not acted on it in any way. Then more recently I ran across the following pic and understood I?d made a whole lot of unexpected progress in my M-S development. Though maybe it was just something to do with the cuteness of the guy and the thick pulsating veins in his feet.I was not so sure bout the tape over his mouth. But perhaps I only liked him tapeless tohear the yells of protest as I slid...
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Rockwell ? A Snazzy Adjunct to Noddy Land We?ve...
2007-05-13 14:30:00
Rockwell ? A Snazzy Adjunct to Noddy Land We?ve booked in for the three months of our stay into a unit at Manansala, Rockwell Centre, a gated estate in the Makati district ? a bit like Beverley Hills in Los Angeles, or Knightsbridge in London. Now Rockwell is a veritable Noddy Land of a mini-suburb with a boggle (the right group word?) of high-rise apartment buildings at its centre. These luxury towers surround the world?s largest swimming pool cum spa. With a plethora of restaurants and pleasuring facilities fringing ?the waters?. All of which extend out to a small forest, in case you wanted to ? well, you know. This is the Attendant of Trees: And here are some of the Denizens of the Forest: And a typical woodland activity; Adjacent to the pool complex is a four-storey mall, an old converted factory. The Power Plant has three cinemas, a bowling alley, a super fab serious bookstore, every well-known clothes designer (Salvatore Ferragamo, K...
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The Pleasures of Small Country Towns - Marilao ...
2007-05-10 18:21:00
The Pleasures of Small Count ry Town s - Marilao Just back in the metropolis after a couple of days visiting Aussie friends in Marilao, a small country town thirty kilometres outside Manila. This bustling little hamlet is an ancient centre of jewelery manufacturing. The scale of the place is lovely. Small low-rise houses, many in a 1950?s international style. With a sprinkling of well-preserved older houses, some dating back to the C18: It's on a grid of leafy streets, almost overflowing with orchids, bougainvillea, and bromeliads. We arrived the day of the annual town fiesta, so lots of parades and processions, rivaling those of Semana Santa (Holy Week). Some of the icons in the church waiting to wend their way through the streets: So, our arrival: The welcoming band or, alternatively, the local band in parade for the fiesta: Miss Earth, 2007 visiting from Chile: Anticipation of some serious cake work: Curiously, we didn?t see this gu...
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'Nathan' - Formal to Carnal Couldn't resist posti...
2007-05-06 03:43:00
'Nathan ' - Form al to CarnalCouldn't resist posting these few of 'Nathan' before I headed out the door.I just wanna suck and suck and suck ... his cock, and those muscular fleshy legs and feet.But there's more ... 'Anonymous' kindly sent these from Nathan's Earls Court, London website:So Nathan manages all things from formal to carnal! My kinda guy.
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Off Traveling Through Asia!!! Hey guys, I'm off ...
2007-05-06 03:24:00
Off Traveling Through Asia !!!Hey guys, I'm off traveling for a couple of months in Asia - from tomorrow morning. Yippie!But am taking my trusty puter so will be posting along the way - I know your insatiable appetite for intellectual stimulation ... and more sensual stuff. And my desire-need-whatever to post it out there!!!I took this pic in a fishing village in the Philippines a couple of years back. One idyllic morning.So keep well and safe!Will get something out in the next few days.
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Jeremy East - Long-Term Fetish Jeremy East has ...
2007-05-04 15:31:00
Jeremy East - Long -Term Fetish Jeremy East has been a long-term obsession - and I have an unhealthily large collection of photos of him. Trust me, too many!And I'm not quite sure what it is about him that got/gets me in - but the fascination lingers.There's the solid chunky body. And super-cute college-boy face, and demeanor - though he's probably near 30 and recently retired from the business. The creamy flesh with the pink highlights of his checks. And the erotically-contrasting dark hair on his legs.Dunno!A wealthy friend of Edward VIII was once asked why he was totally obsessed with a certain seemingly ordinary and plain woman, and compulsively showered her with gifts of vast properties and fabulous jewels. His reply:Well, she's got rather nice shoulders.It's a bit like that.So here's my tribute.Jeremy's outdoors life:The bod (and some other bits):The butt:The hole:The feet (as though they are not in every other pic!):The cock and the first jerk-off:The cock and the second...
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The Art of Japanese Haiku The haiku is a Japanes...
2007-05-02 20:15:00
The Art of Japanese Haiku The haiku is a Japanese form verse consisting of 17 syllables in three units: 5, 7 and 5 syllables. It began in the late C19, and is not to be confused with hokku, a starting verse setting the tone for a potential chain of verses or haikai.The haiku above reads:Calm and serene The sound of a cicadaPenetrates the rock(Matsuo Basho, 1644-94)And two others:I long to meet my parents as they werebefore my birthThe crow has flown away:swaying in the evening sun,a leafless tree(Soseki Natsume, 1867-1916)Often haiku set two disparate images down, each in some way illuminating and intensifying the other. In the last poem, there are two senses of the 'departed'.Some haiku may seem whimsical:I want to sleepSwat the flies Softly, please. For love and for hateI swat a flyand offer it to an ant(Masaoka Shiki, 1867-1902)Each haiku contains a kigo or season work, indicating when the poem is set. The sound of cicadas in the earlier example would suggest early summer.Haiku...
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A Feast of Flesh and Fur Has Martin Cerny got the...
2007-05-02 05:25:00
A Feast of Flesh and FurHas Martin Cerny got the most mouthwateringly luscious hairy butt in the known universe (and beyond) or what?Just crazy to get in there. And taste. And feast. Into oblivion.The rest is pretty-ultra succulent too.And I even wanna work on his feet!Well, you know me by now!

The Strangely Alluring Phenomenon of the Blond Flo...
2007-05-01 10:13:00
The Stra nge ly Alluring Phenom enon of the Blond FlopsyIn 'Notting Hill' (1999), there is a pivotal round-the-dining-table party scene in which all the main characters of the film are present. There's loads of taunting but sparkling repartee. In the course of which everyone reveals some painful(-ish) secret/s about themselves - all in the competitive quest for the supremely good and last-remaining brownie cake.William Thacker's revelation (Hugh Grant - male lead and a bookshop owner in Notting Hill) is deprecatingly prefaced by the host (Tim McInnerny) who declares that'He was handsome once but is now getting a bit squidgy round the edges. And no-one will date him when they find out his name at school was ... ''I can't believe you really going to do this!'' ... Flopsy !!!'(Chorus of voices and general laughter)'It was the hair!'And I guess this is the Grant/William Thacker image involved:Now all this came to mind again when I saw this saw this beautiful blond pompadour, ...
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It's All Bout the Fucking - But There's More! Whe...
2007-04-28 09:53:00
It's All Bout the Fucking - But There 's More !When all is said and done, for me, it's about the fucking. But there are a few extra things along the way that are probably worth experiencing. Just to give some light and shade to a rock-solid hard root.He's lying on his back. You're sucking on his sweaty muscular foot - it's warm and resting on ya pec. And you've got some toes in ya mouth. The taste floods ya consciousness.You work ya tongue between his toes and go down the soft white-skinned soles.But you've got fucking on ya mind. So ya flip him over and bury ya face in between his big fleshy buns ... to suck on his hole ...... to get it ready for some fingering ...... which gets it loose and real ready for fucking ...You're ready to root - can't wait any more. Heart's pounding with anticipation. And ya quickly get ya arms around his legs. And his legs up. Feel his feet wrap round ya biceps. The warmth of his furry calves against ya forearms. And ya slowly pull him down the...
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Jason and Lethal Weapons Just love the way Jason...
2007-04-26 16:06:00
Jason and Lethal Weapons Just love the way Jason lolls back on his gray velvet couch - so availably and invitingly:And having a thick solid cock and big heavy balls kinda draws me in a bit too! As well as armpits that ya can pretty well 'taste'.This taste factor is again in evidence in the next pic, but now as an allover-sweaty-bod thing. Yum. Starting with the pits. Licking down to the heavy dark bush. And rolling him over, opening his buns, and mouth into his crack and sucking on his wet musky hole.To add to all this ('but there's more') is a great knobby head on his dick. Not quite in the Kurt Stefano league, but somehow equally/more succulent-suckable:I'm not quite sure what it is about this next photo that makes it so erotic. Probably the frankly sexual expression on his face. Though it could be the closer-up of his crotch. Or both.Another lethal weapon that Jason (only occasionally) unleashes is a killer smile. One of those that crinkle his eyes into equally dangerous se...
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The Trusty Fly Swat As the poet Emily Dickinson (...
2007-04-23 17:30:00
The Trust y Fly SwatAs the poet Emily Dick inson (1830-1888) said, Americanists will hear a fly buzz when they die.Well, I heard one but determined to reverse the situation. When I heard that fatal sound late last night!The question was how to achieve this? When suddenly I remembered an almost forgotten technology - the fly swat! So without any possible hope of success, I was off to my local after hours convenience store. And there it was! In the laundry section. Aerodynamically perfect and in a fab green washable plastic. This is a photo of the actual swat!Now, this ingenious invention has many unspoken qualities.It's real eco friendly - no more nasty ozone-depleting fluorocarbons.And a great exercise substitute. Something to vary your upper-body regimen of bench presses, bar raises, and so on. But remember, you need to swap hands half way through your repetitions for balanced development. And there's the added advantage of getting an aerobic work-out. Rep's can be recorded alongs...
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Andras Garotni Funny how the elements emphasized ...
2007-04-20 17:15:00
Andras GarotniFunny how the elements emphasized in a photograph can affect what you imagine your body parts focus to be. I am now completely balls-oriented ... after having seen the Andras Garotni image below. Or is it the other way round? Am I projecting my obsessions onto what I see?What has my total attention is their big solid fleshiness and the way they bunch up under, and are almost cantilevered out from, the base of his cock. They seem to be defiantly putting themselves out there for general attention. And this projection without any hint of a balls version of the wonder bra. How is that possible?A couple more in the same vein:And, by the way, this voluptuous fleshiness is not restricted to Andras's nuts.I've done a lot of gym and where most guys fail badly is in the below-the-butt department, and particularly from the knees on down. Absolutely no problems here! The arse and calves are to bury your face in and drown. Not to mention his muscular shoulders and forearms.Andras...
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Blond Erotica I have a reaction to this guy's fac...
2007-04-20 16:43:00
Blond Erotic a I have a reaction to this guy's face that is exactly the same as the one I have to Mikal Janos's cock and balls! Who'd have believed a face could pack such a seismic erotic punch. Any other photographs are just a bonus!To be specific, it's full downward turned pouting mouth. And the tough crystal-clear hazel eyes ... framed with dark lashes and firmly shaped brows. The flawless golden skin. And of course the long silky blond hair.But there's more ... the sun-bleached golden fur on his forearms ...... and the slight fuzz of dark chest hair ...... and the firm chubby buns that open to a deep (tongue-seeking) crack ...Just ... perfect. Apart from the fact that there are no dick shots. Unless anyone has found any?
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Needle and Thread Cartooning - The Bayeux Tapestry...
2007-04-19 18:07:00
Needle and Thread Cart ooning - The Bayeux Tapes tryCartooning has an ancient etiology. It allows for pictorial transmission of the religious, political, social and other messages of a culture particularly to those not literate. And over the ages has involved various forms from ancient Egyptian temple base reliefs, through Medieval stained glass windows and wall tapestries, to Renaissance frescos and beyond to 'The Far Side' of Gary Larsen.Now, I wanted to play round for a bit with the justly world famous Bayeux Tapestry, which in fact is not a tapestry at all, but an embroidery of stitched woollen yarns on linen.Its origins are uncertain - some suggest it was crafted in Kent in England. Now in Bayeux in north west France, it first appears in written records in 1476 as an entry in an inventory of this city's cathedral treasury as 'a very long and narrow hanging on which are embroidered figures and inscriptions comprising a representation of the conquest of England'.It was probab...
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Formalism in Black and White Photography With res...
2007-04-19 12:46:00
Formalism in Black and White Photography With respect to color photography, black and white images seem at times to engage in a kind of formalism that is seen by some as natural to the mode itself - an inherent 'art' expression. And, if not intended by the photographer as the subject of the photographic discourse, such formalism can lead to work that is a bit mechanical and self-consciousness:Though these next two photographs almost get away with it!Though can't say I've sat on a stool or laid myself out on a bed quite like this. Well, not in life ... but maybe in my imagined world of myself.This phenomenon seems particularly the case with the close-up, and the closer-up:These images are successful I hear you say, yep you bet, but no so much as art, but as triggers for sensuality. And thanks be for that!Much the same kinds of arguments can be drawn for lighting as for formalism in terms of the arrangement of shapes. With examples of dramatic chiaroscuro being:No absolutes here, j...
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Brad Jarek - No Stunt Doubles Needed Between the S...
2007-04-18 15:46:00
Brad Jarek - No Stunt Doubles Need ed Between the Shoulders and the KneesBrad Jarek is not one of the absolutely most handsome guys around. In fact, he's only ab fab between the shoulders and the knees. And consequently is often beheaded in photos:It must be said that he is the perfect example of a certain solid hunky type - fleshy, muscular and voluptuous.Now Brad does have a face, of course, and it's pretty damn decent, either in the awake mode:or the asleep mode:So when he starts getting those big Oscar-potential roles, he may go for a bit of plastic surgery on the dial.But he certainly won't need a stunt bottom:or a stunt cock:or a stunt trail and bush (it IS perfection - so dense and thick and dark):or, rarest of all stand-ins, a stunt armpit:I've noticed Brad does get a fair amount of partial (i.e. cranial) decapitation:Which is in fact a thinning issue.Curiously, Brad is reputed to be one of the really bad boys of the porn industry - though not sure why. Anyone know anything?
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Assaults on the Senses in Seville As well Paris,...
2007-04-17 19:18:00
Assaults on the Sens es in SevilleAs well Paris , we spent some months in Spain in 2003: Madrid mostly but also Granada, Seville, and Cordoba. This journey as much as anything seemed an attack on all the senses: visual, olfactory, auditory, taste and tactile. Let me explain.Seville was for Semana Santa, the week leading up to Easter Sunday in which religious icons are solemnly and ominously processed about the streets of the barrios (suburbs) where they usually live. Before they journey to and squeeze into the La Giralda Cathedral. This main church of Seville stands on the site of the Grand Almohad Mosque, with Moorish influences being strong- past and present - all across the southern part of the country.Much of Semana Santa we experienced from the balcony off our hotel room:But we were inexorably lead into the streets to better be part of the spectacle:During these processions, the olfactory and auditory senses are assaulted. The scent of burning candles and incense, The sound of so...
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Things Are Not Always As Appear Bet you think you...
2007-04-16 14:30:00
Things Are Not Always As AppearBet you think you know what I like bout this photo:But it's the hands. Didn't even notice the dick ... for weeks ... in fact, a friend had to point it out to me - 'I think there is something below the hands Nick' - "Oh, okay. Hey, you're right!'But back to the hands. It's their creamy olive dry skin. And pink knuckles. The bulging veins. Slightly furry. Broad across the palms and muscular.If you think about it, shaking hands has a whole extra meaning ... for me! I like it a lot! Like to meet me?
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Mikal Janos (aka Jean Louis aka aka aka) - Sex God...
2007-04-16 10:02:00
Mikal Janos (aka Jean Louis aka aka aka) - Sex God ExtraordinaireDo I have your attention? Could I loose your attention, more like it!!!Look, I know everyone in the entire universe has seen a million pics of Mikal Janos, let lone have a puter chock full of his images, but he's worth another post ... if only for me. Can't hear any puters turning off ... or cybering off to another blog ... so, here are some of MY favorite photos:Now, that is definitely one of the better cuts of dick meat in the butcher's shop!Mikal even does cute and fetching well:Now, if you really begged for some close-ups of his dick, I'd probably post these:The last is an academic award all on its own! You know exactly the aroma and taste ... or what you want it to be.I know we don't wanna believe he has a bony arse, so let's pretend this next one is of someone else. It could be, like, there's no real face visible.And finally a couple in his (later) incarnation as Jean-Louis:As Jean-Louis, Mikal knows his ...

They are watching you from space! I don't wanna f...
2007-04-14 21:40:00
They are watching you from space!I don't wanna fuel anyone's already over-active paranoia about conspiracy theories, but I was playing with Google Earth Plus today and found the updated version now offers photographs like this one showing individual people. And it's from space!And this is only the free 'el cheapo' version of the software. Just imagine what you'll get if dollars are involved. Or if you are a government agency with mega bucks to spend. A clarity that'd let you count the freckles on a face. In real time and with movement. This is not the future guys - this must be now. Privacy is a myth that we don't realize is as extinct as the dinosaurs. I guess 2007 is after '1984'!
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The Gentle but Glorious Art of Finger-Fucking Fi...
2007-04-13 18:07:00
The Gentle but Glorious Art of Finger -Fucking Finger-fucking is a vastly under-rated sexual activity. And has the added bonus of allowing you to demonstrate your commitment to the safe sex message. Particularly when you are committed to ya own hole:Though maybe this bloke is practicing rather than self-pleasuring. He does have that 'study' look on his face now I check the photo again.Either way, it's probably best after a good solid douching, then again ... but I suppose that's a whole other (equally interesting) scene!But oh god ... when ya finger slides in and it's all hot and wet and slippery on the inside (as well as the outside). And when you think of it the pleasure goes equally both ways - as the photo above well demonstrates! Can't be said of all sexual activities.I've never realized how much careful and intense inspection can (often) accompany finger-fucking. This is one serious activity for many practitioners:Reminds me of a club in Paris called 'Keller Bar' where ...
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The Perfect Paris Holiday Souvenir 2003. And we'd...
2007-04-13 15:07:00
The Perfect Paris Holiday Souvenir2003. And we'd been living in Paris in the Le Marais (equivalent of Sydney's gay Paddo-Surry Hills area) at 17 rue du Bourg de Tibourg for a few months ...... in absolutely the world's smallest oak beamed C17 studio flat:... with it's very own and perfect 'La Boheme' (bohemian) outlook ...... feasting on the local produce ...... and decorating with the local flora ...Our gay local was L'Open Cafe, where you'd bump into persons such as Jean-Paul Gautier (big deal!):I'd staked out my favorite Picasso work at La musee national Picasso de Paris:And had been looking for something major-ish to bring home to remember the major time we'd had. But we'd found nothing. Well, an C18 Miao solid silver bracelet (Southern China near the Loas border) pictured centre desk:The piece had been part of the world-famous collection of tribal jewelery put together by Colette and Jean-Pierre Ghysels. It was illustrated on p.251 in 'A World of Bracelets' by Anne...

Gary Larsen Reprise A couple more great (even cla...
2007-04-13 08:17:00
Gary Larsen RepriseA couple more great (even classic) Gary Larsen 'Far Sides':The first is my fav of this little batch. So fabulously quirky and off-beat.Update: With my trusty 'Paint' program, I've taken the 'Inconvenience Store' back to its original (Gary Larsen) form. Wish I could do the same for the reproduction from 'Google Images' where I found it. For the story of how this nasty bit of racism unfolded, see 'Comments' for this post. Thanks to Anonymous and Paul for their input on this too.
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Andy Honda's Fabulous Full Fleshy Assets There a...
2007-04-09 06:35:00
Andy Honda's Fabulous Full Fleshy Asset sThere are all kinds of nuts out there - some to be embraced, others that just make you yawn out loud, and then those to be avoided at all costs:In the first category, by far the most desirable I've seen for quite some time (a fucking long time!) are nicely attached to Andy Honda.And Andy knows just how to make the most of his fabulous assets.He does an amazing sneak preview:Followed by a mouth-watering tease:An unparalleled long distance 'full monty':A heart-stopping mid distance 'full monty':And as a finale a close-up 'full monty' that can make even grown men pass out:Question is 'Could I get both in my gob at once?' Not sure of the answer. Might have to consult the owner bout this! And if the answer is in the negative, I might still have to try, like Cinderella's sister. After all, it's just in the practice, isn't it? Surely, all you need is the balls equivalent of a pair of these:And if you don't happen to have any just lying ...
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