BitchyMikeyMike BitchyMikeyMike a personal blog of an average asian with average friends who loves to party... that's all Articles
Alcohol-Induced Getaway
2007-04-04 08:38:00 ok fine... I'll just enjoy my holy week with alcohol! I'll get sooo drunk that I'll think I'm in Cambodia!joiners anyone? More About: Alcohol , Getaway , Away
To Amsterdam And Back
2007-04-04 07:47:00 Everyone seems to be going somewhere this Holy Week. Some of my friends already left for Boracay yesterday... some left a couple of hours ago for Bantayan Island, and some will be leaving tomorrow... Some for Bohol, Balamban, Camiguin blah blah blah. I, on the other hand, will be stuck here in Cebu. Loser. Besides, I was just at Boracay last week, and Camotes Island the week before. (yeah Mike, keep telling yourself that)... oh it's no secret, I'm green with envy!LOL! So here i am, on my bed, daydreaming and 'googling' on foreign places... Amsterdam .I don't know much about Amsterdam... aren't there like many gays there? woohooo!!!! Anyway, I came across this website which shows a lot of info like places to go, restaurants and shopping places in Amsterdam. I guess Amsterdam's a really nice place to go for Holyweek... LOL! AS IF!Ugh! I hate daydreaming... it's such a depressing thing to do! LOL! Anyone out there going to Barcelona, bring me with you. Buy me a ticket and book ... More About: Back
Teach Me How To Play Poker
2007-04-04 00:42:00 I rarely gamble and if ever I do, I'm just at the slot machines and I limit to just 300 pesos with what I spend. I mean, I like the rush and excitement that I feel when those icons come rolling on the screen/machine/whatever-you-call-it. I do have some friends who play on the tables and bet big amounts and I just get a sinking feeling and think "damn! what a waste of money... I could've bought a pair of shoes with that and a big pizza!"Aside from casinos, Most of my friends play Mahjong or Poke r at some other friend's house. I don't really get Mahjong. and I've always had this notion that it's a game played by matrons. I've always been fascinated though by poker.No. I don't know how to play poker. Although, my friends taught me once back in our shoot in Shangri-La... I've completely forgotten about it now. Anyway, I do wanna learn and I've googles a couple of tutorials online, but I just don't get it. Guess I'm too dumb to understand this game.Some search results would l... More About: Play , Teac
Alanis' Humps
2007-04-03 05:24:00 OH MY GOD!I like the song, but the video's just stupid. More About: Alan , Hump , Lani
Just Being Random
2007-04-02 11:01:00 Many things had happened in the past 5 days and let this page rot like an uneaten sandwich shoved under a bed. I had thoughts of never writing here again, cause I thought "hey, what's the point?", but here I am, pounding the keys.I know that this will not give any interest to any of you but I will still tell you of what I've been doing:After our weekend getaway from Boracay, I wasn't able to do much till Wednesday... so that's 3 days of just paying up my 'sleep debts'. Bein g in coma-like sleeps and waking up with very crackly fingers. Friday, went to a photoshoot for some up-and-coming star's folio. I must admit, I don't find him hot in person, but after seeing the shots done by Jon Unson... HOTNESS! later in the evening, I had a meeting with a female designer friend regarding an RTW line she's launching soon. So I met up with her at Gloria Jean's to conceptualize. But then, they no longer had any wifi connection so we ended up having some Mojitos at Formo while talking ab... More About: Random , Being
Red Horse... Whapakk!
2007-03-28 21:24:00 It's been a while since I've actually made an entry while drunk. No, I'm not at the point wherein I'm fuckin' wasted, vomiting all over the keyboard. Bah! I couldn't believe that I'm drunk with a bottle of beer. I'm such a sissy. I'm just not in the mood today to drink. I’ve always theorized that there are some bits of wisdom that comes out of a state of being drunk. But I am yet to prove myself right.A friend once told me that whatever attitude you show while you’re drunk is the truest form you could ever be/have. I was silent the entire time. Just listening to 2 other gay friends and 1 female friend bicker about the group of boys on the next table. I guess I'm such a boring person then.I had so much to say, but then all of it's just stuck in my head. And right now, I highly doubt that my fingers could cope up typing whatever it is that are presently running through my head. I type a sentence, and my mind's finished thinking of a paragraph. Sucks. It's kinda' iron... More About: Horse
Faggot
2007-03-28 05:37:00 Guy: you can show me your works tomorrow in the officeMe: sure. I'll just update my folioGuy: it would be nice to have a creative faggot work in our officeMe: ...LOL! my ears rang when he used the word "faggot"... it sounded awkward coming from a 30-sumthin' years old straight guy... i guess it's a politically incorrect term to use. but with his tone, i could tell he didn't mean it as a generic insult. i just laughed inside. he's funny. it would be nice working with him. My table across his.------------------------------------- -----PARTIES TO LOOK FORWARD THIS SUMMERMarch 30, 2007Pure Shores: The 2nd Cowrie Cove Full Moon PartyCowrie Cove, Shangri-La Mactanooohhh fire zippers and gruppo tribale will be there.April 14, 2007Jamaican Nights 2007Cebu Beach Club, Maribago MactanHEY! I'm curious who this year's poster girl is... she looks painfully familiar. hmmmmmmUPDATE: Oh! she's a model here... we've been itnroduced during the Man Auction couple weeks back. no wonder she look... More About: Faggot
Sigh
2007-03-28 02:52:00 I think I like him LIKE him.It’s as true as it sounds. The lunacy doesn't stop. The obsession, the phalanx position. We've had memories and I planned to create more.... But I no longer couldn’t. Oh why do I even speak in Tagalog. I know I can’t speak very well, and his social skills are exactly the most charming. We had so many plans. April. August. The rest of the year. Everything, gone.Things have been hard for him for the past 2 months or so. Things that I wasn't aware, and only knew a week ago. Hearing him say to himself that he's a weakling breaks my heart. But the only thing I could do is listen.Watashi no koto anata wa mada gokai shite iru ka mo shirenai wa ne... More About: Sigh
Weekend At Bora
2007-03-25 19:55:00 Friday: I met up with Edwin at the mall around 10am to have a pedi. an hour later, melissa picked us up then the 3 of us went to the airport where we saw Blenn and Charlene whose flight got delayed cause the doors to the plan wouldn't close.(Blenn and Charlene took the Asian Spirit flight while the rest of us booked with Cebu Pacific). Jula arrived later on.Arrived at Kalibo an hour after... took an hour+ ride to Bora... hopped on a rickety pump boat and we're there.We went straight to our hotel room in station 1, freshened up a bit and headed onto Jonah's for their famous smoothies. I had my ultimate fave: their Melon Mango shake. Afterwards, we just walked around and met up with Cybill and Dan who's been in Boracay since Wendesday. We met up for dinner at Mongolian Grill. While having dinner Charlene, with her crew (CebuTV Channel 28), ambushed us. LOL! She's covering a Boracay special for CebuTV I guess. Top 5 places to hangout at Bora or sumthin' like that. After dinner, w... More About: Weekend , Week
Hetero In A Homo
2007-03-21 21:45:00 Last night, I got home earlier than usual. Twas icky moving around with oil all over your body. I had a massage with 2 of my friends and indulged ourselves on ice cream. After that, we went home. But I wasn't able to sleep.I conversed with an old friend over YM. A straight guy friend. We've been friends for over 8 years already, and ever since I came out of the closet, for some strange reason, has been pushing me towards heterosexual insanity. Our YM conversation started normally. "Hi"'s and "Hello"'s and "How are you"'s where exchanged.Him: nagwhat ka?Me: downloading songsHim: what songs?Me: The Killers, 30 seconds to mars, depeche modeHim: toinks!Me: why?Him: still listen to incubus and lost prophets?Me: yup, why man?He said that my taste in music is not appropriate for my gender. I agreed, to humor him.No contention. Songs like this:... is what I think he assumes I like. He's right. Him: basin straight guy ka trapped in a gay guy's bodyYou can never trust the logic of a st...
Survivor: Camotes Island
2007-03-20 20:57:00 I met up with Blenn and assembled at Dexter's atelier around 4pm. The 3 of us left after packing up huge luggages of gowns and other paraphernalia for this event happening at Camotes. Something to do with tourism... "WOW Philippines", sumthin' like that. Aaanyway, we'd have to take a 2-hours boat ride to get to Camotes Island . We went to the pier, got our tickets and couldn't believe at what we saw...We rode THAT! It looked sooooo small, rickety and rusty. We had to cross this plank which is approximately 3 feet wide and 10 feet long to get aboard the boat. I've ridden boats before, but nothing like that. Anyway, there's always a first time for everything I say.We got in the boat which seated I guess around a hundred passengers. We were sitting at, what I would like to think, the VIP area cause our TV wasn't all snowy and hazy. LOL! The three of us were just laughing at what we were putting ourselves through. We checked out the others passengers, if ever we'd find someone '... More About: Survivor , Land , Vivo , Mote
The Press Con And The Auction
2007-03-17 23:33:00 I only got like 4 hours of sleep and went straight to this Press Con for a pageant thingie held at Park Lane Hotel.Call time was 1pm and we prepped up the place and the girls. At first, I thought that this would be hell for me cause I've worked with a somewhat similar event recently, and I must say, I'm not one of the most patient person to deal with. Plus the fact that I didn't get enough sleep. Anyway, it was fun though as the press con started by 3-ish... some of the girls' answers were just laughable. Everything wrapped up around 6, and I went home to freshen up for the Man Auction and Friends In Fashion fashion show at Formo.Around 9, before headin' to Formo, I dropped off some things at a friend's shop and got a news that I'd be joining them to a trip to Camotes. I'm a geographical moron, so I googled it... so I guess it'll look like thishopefully.We'll be leaving Sunday afternoon and be back on Tuesday. I really have no idea what I'll be doing there exactly... but ... More About: The Press , The A
Blah-Di-Blah-Di-Blah (Updated)
2007-03-17 10:03:00 I went into one my heart-risk sleeps again... over 12 hours of sleep. I was THAT tired. I guess this is all the stress piling up. ugh. hate it.Anyway, went to my friend's shop to hangout and to showed him this small-sized bust form that's been with me in the past 2 years-ish. I still have 2 other bust-forms in my place... why you ask? long story. rest assured, I don't have some kinky fetish like having sex with bust forms of whatever. hahahah! that's just sick.Aaaanyway, it was fun cause there were a bunch of people and we're all laughing. around 11, we went out and looked for dvds.I wasn't able to do much yesterday... really unproductive... shit. boracay's fast approaching. pressure!oh well, i went home like around 3am and remembered this site a friend referred me. www.poppoli.com ... he told me there's this film about a cebuano ladyboy. I've seen the ladyboy at one our weekend haunts and she seems really nice plus I find her voice cute. seriously. She has a film called "Q... More About: Update , Blah
Vintage Sharon Is Funny
2007-03-16 08:56:00 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I dunno what came to me but I've been 'youtube-ing' vintage Sharon Cuneta movies and so far, these are the best! I can't stop laughing!!! big hair, knives, catfights, big belts! ORGASMIC!!!CHERIE GIL IS FIERCE!!! hahahahaha!Sharon: Di na ako nagtataka kung ganyan ang pagiisip nyo inay. Alam ko naman kung ano ang nakatanim sa iyong puso... ALAM KO! Ako ang masamang anak!ako ang walang silbi! ako ang boba! ako ang walang utang na loob! si ate elisa ang sugo ng panginoon sa iyong mundo!Lorna: lumayas kayo! lumayas kayo dito!Ton Ton: tayo na...Sharon: hindi ako aalis hangang hindi ko natatapos ang gusto kong sabihin... isumpa nyo na ako kung gusto nyo. hindi kong piniling ipanganak sa pamilyang ito. malas nyo lang at ako ang inyong naging anak. pero ikaw, ikaw ate elisa,maaring malaki ang utang na loob ko sayo pero hindi mo maaring angkinin ang aking pagkatao. babayaran kita hangang sa kahulihuliang kusing na ginasta mo para sa akin.. babayaran kita!Lorna: umalis na... More About: Funny , Fun , Vintage
Tapas Lounge (Updated)
2007-03-15 08:51:00 After the whole afternoon yesterday squeezing what's remaining of my brain out, I was finally free around 9pm-ish.I went to the Tapas Lounge right beside Vudu cause some of my friends were there watching this show. Artsy fartsy stuff. I've only been to a couple. The last time I was invited to things like this was this gay art exhibit held at Kahayag. I think it was called "Kakaba Ba Ka". Few of the artists there are friends of mine. Aaaanyway, by the time I arrived at the Tapas Lounge, the show has already started and I was greeted by this masked guy with, I think, was a flag of Germany on the forehead and he was all tied up like a puppet. He was jumping up and down all over the room then would curl up like a fetus then jump again. Then there was this girl holding a mic and would say some things in the vernacular tongue "HALA! SIGE! AMBAK! TAMBLING! CARTWHEEL! FERRISHWEEL! ROLLERCOASTER!" hahahha! nah, she didn't say those stuffs but I wished she did cause i'd be rolling on the ... More About: Update
PNTM: Team Elvira!
2007-03-13 11:58:00 Philippines' Next Top Model Cycle 1' airing tonight at 8:30 (RPN)Cebu's very own Elvira Stehr's one of the girls... I'm rooting for her, not because she's Cebuana... but after reading the other girls' stats, I can say Elvira's got a good chance. I mean, she's got the mile-long legs and the height. I think she's the tallest amongst the other girls.Team Elvira!and oh... the PNTM website just sucks. they could do better
Mary Poppins
2007-03-12 22:47:00 who ever said Mary Pop pins was a woman? More About: Pins , Mary Poppins , Poppi
What To Do? What To Do?
2007-03-12 21:57:00 I've been pondering on some things for the past days.What am I doing?What do I get out of this?Where will this bring me?Are some ideas only good as ideas and that alone?Honestly, I'm enjoying my recent pursuits. I got to do things that I only got to dream of back then. But I feel, it's not enough.Have I gained anything? I don't know.I need an office job for me to keep my sanity. I've posted my resume online (I'm too tired and too busy to drop it off at offices) and all I get are responses from call centers. Not again. I used to work as a call center monkey and it was one of my worst work experiences. But then again, I didn't bother to do searches on Jobstreet.com and just posted my resume, and usually, it's call centers who hire non-stop. Oh, there are a few non-call center related calls, but then I'd have to relocate/have an interview in Manila which isn't feasible as of the moment. Aaaanyway, is that it? Call center? *shudder*But if ever... if worse comes to worse. Whi... More About: Hat , To Do
The Man Auction
2007-03-12 08:15:00 For some reason, I'm all excited for The Man Auction happenin' at Formo this Saturday (March 17) and to think, I'm not even gonna bid.Although, I'm dying to know who'd be up for auction. I heard there'd be some local celebrities from Manila... then I heard some would be eligible bachelors of Cebu... I do know, one of them is a model I got to work with at the Shangri-La shoot cause we talked about it last weekend at Vudu.Anyway, there's a fashion show happening as well. Cebu's top mannequins would model the clothes of a bunch of talented designers that formed up a group called 'Friends in Fashion'.For more information on the party at Formo this Saturday(March 17) click HERE.You guys should drop by Formo this coming Saturday. Let's get drunk on iced tea!internet advertising in other unrelated news... "catfish boy" is getting on my last nerve.Me and a couple of my friends were staying outside Vudu just talking when a female acquaintance of mine went out of Vudu's exit.Me:...
So What's It Gonna Take Silver Shadow Believer?
2007-03-11 10:55:00 woot woot! More About: What , Take , Silver , Hat , Shadow
Shala! Kyufa! Ngimiwsh Loof! Affam!
2007-03-10 21:52:00 I arrived home like an hour ago(3am) after a whole day of doing errands, meeting up deadlines, picking up and dropping off my sister from ballet classes and clubbin' with friends... I still can't sleep. I was text messaging my friends, who apparently are either drunk, dancing or asleep... reread some messages that are still lingering in my inbox and came across a message that just said: "KYUFA". For some reason, it made me smile. There's something about gay lingos that just make me smile. It just sounds funny.so to bore myself, I'm making this post... a collection of Cebuano gay lingos that me and my gay and fag-hag (and in some instances, some of my straight male friends) use. Some are coined by Blenn, which I call BLENNISMS.*Kyufa - nice, pretty, beautiful, good*Shala - laysh, sosyalkishni - chineseaffam - foreignerkays - sex, fucktarvah - hook-upL2 - kiss, lips to lipsngimiwsh loof - swimming pool (hahahah! i never fail to laugh when i hear this lingo used)*itchub - beautyerv...
Sun, Sand And A Stick Of Marlboro Lights
2007-03-10 00:12:00 I guess summer's here alreadybut as far as I know, my summer started couple weeks back... back in Shangri-La (1, 2, 3, 4)!speaking of which, bumped into some of the models from the Shangri-la shoot at Vudu. Twas fun seeing some of them again... we had a blast talking about random stuffs. I miss those guys! le sigh!I'm off to sleep... damn, I have to wake up in like 4 hours and finish more stuffs. shit. and we have a shoot in the evening... i'm scared. seriously.think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts... think of the sun, sand and a stick of marlboro lights... *doze off* Zzzzzzz.... More About: Sand , Light , Lights , Stick , Marlboro
Wine With Matrons (Again) And Dirty Pranks
2007-03-07 22:21:00 The other night, I had dinner with my family at this cozy restaurant uptown that my tito owns. I consider it one of my fave places to dine, not cause of its ambience(think: native-barrio-fiesta-ish) but cause they're one of the few places near our place that has CRABS. Anyway, it was the entire family (minus my biological dad and step-dad LOL). People who know me are aware that I abhor gatherings like these, but what the hell... I get to eat crabs as big as cats! I thought it will be just dinner, but as we near finishing our food, 2 of my titas arrived.. oh yeah, it was their 'ballroom nights'. So I thought, they'd leave and head onto some ballroom place or whatever. To my dismay, they ordered 2 bottles of wine. I never thought that in my entire life, I'd dread seeing alcohol right infront of me. Ugh! I wanted to go home with my siblings, but they forced bribed me into staying.So I spent like 2 hours drinking with them. As usual, they talked about matronly stuffs (ballroom, orc... More About: Wine , Prank , Pranks , Rank , With
Sad Long Day So I Doodled... And Grab Zee's Latest Issue!
2007-03-04 20:04:00 I went home like 5am and had to wake up in 4-5 hours cause I'm gonna tag along with Blenn with this certain BIG project...... everything was peachy at first... but then things happened. There was some misunderstanding blah blah blah. we didn't like how we were treated, so we ended up dropping the project.So after that depressing and disappointing episode, we left the venue and headed onto Starbucks to clear off our minds and smoke our disappointment away. A few of our friends arrived later on, and then had dinner at Matias(BARBECUE!!!!). I loooove their chicken and barbecue dipped in insanely spicy soysauce+lime+vinegar+chilli sauce. Anyway, I felt bloated. Some of our friends went home while Blenn and I met up with other friends at IT Park and hung out...Still depressed, I doodled some stuffs on my organizer/doodle book...hahahaha! Just bored.OH BY THE WAY!You guys should grab the latest issue of ZEE LIFESTYLE Magazine! our aussie friend, Ben's in it. Supah-dupah model, Marjay t... More About: Test , Long , Late , Grab , Issue
Badjao? Why Not?
2007-03-03 21:49:00 On the runway these days, we see models that look like creatures off a science fiction movie... tall, skinny, pale, bug-eyed... almost alien-like. Gemma Ward? Tiiu Kiuk? They're beautiful, yes, but they have this alien-ish, cyborg-ish look to them.(photos from Models.com)I watch FTV everyday, and I sometimes see them... robots. clones. pretty robot clones.I've always been a fan of models with that Don't-fuck-with-me-or-I'll-walk-all-over- you-with-my-"fuck me heels" look like Gisele Bundchen and Omahyra Mota to name some.(photos from Models.com)Brazilians are hot! Agree?I don't really know what people in the fashion biz look for... alien look alikes, bombshells, lolitas... I don't know. I'm having a migraine thinking about it.I guess for a fresh new face, model scouts should look in unexpected places. I mean, we've heard the same thing over and over again. A model gets discovered in a mall, eating at a fastfood joint, playing beach volley with their friends. They should scout... More About: Why Not
The Bulge
2007-02-28 18:00:00 Conversing with him was too awkward.It's distracting.It's too vulgar.His dick outlined his pants. Yet again, he didn't wear any undies... like the first time we got introduced(he told me).While sipping on my coffee, all I thought about was blowjobs. The night I gave him a blowjob. The blowjob techniques I executed. Trying to recall this article I came across a magazine (I think it was Cosmo) on what one should do to a dick to really drive them gaga. Then my thoughts shifted onto the handjob I gave while driving. He instructed me where to stroke and told me to vary the pressure in specific areas.After all that, I think I had enough material to write a "Blowjob and Handjob for Dummies" book.I'm blaming all those vulgar thoughts on the effin' bulge. But then again, I'm gay. Having these carnal thoughts are innate.Sushi yori oishii!I hate my conscience. Ware no atama ga warui! (=^_^=)
Current Mood
2007-02-26 23:48:00 I think I'm depressed.... or am I just romanticizing about it again?But isn't depression, for some people, a perfectly normal emotion? But then again, when happy people get depressed, it isn't normal for them.was I happy yesterday? last week? ever?*sigh* the pressure I'm surrounded with right now.I need something to level my mood.I need something to occupy my mind.I need an escape.It's official, I think I'm depressed now.shall I Siargao my depression away? More About: Current , Rent , Mood
Ordinary
More articles from this author:2007-02-26 08:58:00 I don't have as much personal issues as I thought I had before. I'm not as deranged or neurotic or unbalanced as I romanticized I was.I'm more normal and boring and ordinary a person than I ever thought... and maybe that's a good thing. More About: Dinar , Dina , Ordinary 1, 2, 3, 4 |
|
 |
|
 |
