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Head On for the Economy
2008-01-25 04:14:00 This is one of the funniest animated political cartoons Mark Fiore has come up with yet. Topic? What else, The Economy Stupid !!! Flows rather well with yesterday’s Top 3 Political Cartoons of the Week ! The cartoon captures just about every sin that has contributed to the insane consumer bubble ... More About: Humor , Culture , Satire , Head
Top 3 Political Cartoons Of The Week
2008-01-24 04:24:00 Here’s our picks for the top 3 political cartoons of the week. This week’s theme is the “economy stupid” !! Looks like all that fast and easy credit of the last decade is coming back to pay it’s respects. What was it again that they called that era before the Great Depression ... More About: Political , Cartoons , Satire , Week
Top 3 Monica Lewinsky Cartoons Revisted
2008-01-17 04:32:00 A quick trip down “MemoryLane” with the Clintons and Monica … lest we forget. Especially on the heals of the Clinton campaign dirty tricks regarding some drug use incident of Obama’s past… this coming from the man who “didn’t inhale” and likes to speak about fairy tales !! We are not Obama supporters but we are ... More About: Politics , Cartoons , Satire , Monica Lewinsky
Top 3 Hillary Cartoons of the Week
2008-01-08 04:56:00 Here are the top three political cartoons of the week. We thought that given the results in Iowa and the foretasted results in New Hampshire, we would dedicate this week to Hillary Clinton. Which one would you vote for as your top pick? Share This More About: Cartoons , Satire , Week
Huckabee: I Have More Dirt That I Won?t Use
2008-01-01 20:03:00 (2008-01-01) - To further demonstrate his commitment to a positive campaign strategy, Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee today showed reporters a Powerpoint presentation of opposition research that his staff has compiled against his top GOP rivals and announced he would not be using any of it in his effort to win his party’s nomination. The revelations come just a day after Mr. Huckabee held a news conference to unveil to reporters an attack ad against Mitt Romney Mitt-Romney-MBA Sep-07 that his campaign will not broadcast in the waning hours before Thursday’s Iowa caucuses. In today’s 47-minute narrated presentation, the former Arkansas governor revealed the findings of private investigators, as well as leaks More About: Politics , Humor , Satire , Dirt
Democracy in Pakistan
2008-01-01 17:38:00 Now what ? Share This More About: Pakistan , Satire , Democracy
Happy New Year 2008
2008-01-01 17:36:00 Share This More About: New Year , Satire , Happy , Happy New Year , Year
The 3rd Standard Deviation of Stupidity
2007-12-21 05:13:00 All we can say is that it’s a damn good thing the gene pool in the U.S. is large enough to dilute the IQ of some people. You might say the woman below lived a sheltered life, but I bet she can tell you what brand of makeup Britney Spears uses. Just check out the ... More About: Humor , Satire , Stupidity , Standard
Venezuelan People Choose Democracy
2007-12-03 14:06:00 The world is stunned as the biggest upset occurs in Venezuela when voters rejected Hugo Chavez’s bid for unlimited power. Humbled by his first electoral defeat ever, President Hugo Chavez said Monday he may have been too ambitious in asking voters to let him stand indefinitely for re-election and endorse a huge leap to a ... More About: News , People , Editorial , Democracy , Choose
Iowa: The Obama and Huckabee Show
2007-12-03 00:24:00 DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - Call it a brave new world in Iowa presidential politics. The races for both the Republican and Democratic nominations here are toss ups as voting approaches, a double-dose of fluidity unseen in decades. At the same time, the effect of winning - or losing - the leadoff Iowa caucuses in 2008 is anyone’s guess. Will Iowa christen the nominees and give them steam to run the table of rapid-fire primaries? Or will the state set the stage for upsets in next-up New Hampshire five days later? Regardless of the answer, dogfights on both sides are certain in the five weeks until Iowans caucus. A poll More About: News , Politics , Show , Editorial
Top 3 Hillary Cartoons of the Week
2007-12-01 22:16:00 Our top three political cartoons focuses this week on Hillary Clinton’s question seeding campaign… [ With a cameo appearance from Bill ] You’ll notice that no cartoons alleging the exploitation of crazy suicide bombers have surfaced yet. At least none that we are aware of :)… Just give it time… Share This More About: Cartoon , Humor , Cartoons , Satire , Week
Top Dems May Be Starting to Flip on Iraq War
2007-11-25 01:51:00 Here it is folks. Straight from that bastion of intellectual accuracy, the New York Times. Contributing reporters Jeff Zeleny and Christine Hauser seem to have observed a change in the political winds as campaigning Democrats are beginning to sense they may have painted themselves into a corner if the situation in Iraq continues to improve ... More About: News , Iraq War , Editorial , Flip
Australia: Bush Supporter Defeated as Prime Minister
2007-11-25 00:18:00 The New York Times can barely contain their joy at the electoral defeat of John Howard in Australia : Bush Ally Defeated in Australia. SYDNEY, Australia, Nov. 24 - Australia’s prime minister, John Howard, one of President Bush’s staunchest allies in Asia, suffered a comprehensive defeat at the hands of the electorate on Saturday, as his Liberal Party-led coalition lost its majority in Parliament. He will be replaced by Kevin Rudd, the Labor Party leader and a former diplomat. ?Today Australia looks to the future,? Mr. Rudd told a cheering crowd in his home state of Queensland. ?Today the Australian people have decided that we as More About: News , Politics , Prime Minister
Hillary Clinton?s Daring Guide to the Presidency
2007-11-23 22:15:00 Hillary Plants Questions More About: Cartoon , Hillary Clinton , Guide , Clinton , Presidency
Top 5 Twisted Thanksgiving Day Cartoons
2007-11-21 20:09:00 The nominations are in for our Special Thanksgiving Day version of the Top 5 weekly twisted cartoons… We will try something different today on this post and let you help us make the final selection for the Top 3 in time for Thanksgiving… [See the poll in our right margin] We will leave them ... More About: Cartoon , Cartoons , Thanksgiving Day , Hank
New Barry Bonds Baseball Autograph
2007-11-21 19:45:00 Barry Bonds Indicted More About: Cartoon , Barry Bonds , Baseball , Barry
Bush Applauds Hillary Clinton?s Experiance
2007-11-21 18:35:00 You have got to hand it to Scott Ott he really knows his beef…!! (WASHINGTON) ? President George Bush told ABC News anchor Charlie Gibson this week that Sen. Hillary Clinton ?s White House and Senate experience make her the Democrat candidate best prepared to face the Republican presidential nominee in 2008. ?In the White House, First Lady ... More About: Satire
Sexy Turkey Recipe
2007-11-21 03:31:00 You should try this!Sure to bring smiles from your guests!Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey . 1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully. (see attached picture for details)3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.4. Watch your guests faces… May your ... More About: Cartoon , Recipe , Sexy , Reci
Tips for a Good Marriage
2007-11-21 02:30:00 Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a> little chat. > > He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our> honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and> said, Here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big. I can’t wear them." > > > I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."> Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. > > > "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might More About: Humor , Marriage , Tips , Good
Democrats Seek a More Popular War
2007-11-20 04:05:00 [Sorry — for the database problems earlier this evening — Admin] (WASHINGTON) ? After another Democrat attempt to pull U.S. troops from Iraq collapsed in the Senate late last week, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-NV, today announced a tactical shift designed to force President George Bush to end the ... More About: News , Politics , Democrats , Satire , Popular
Democrats Impotent to Stop War
2007-11-19 05:36:00 (WASHINGTON) Frustrated by the lack of political progress in Iraq, under pressure by antiwar groups and mindful of polls showing that most Americans want the war to end, the Democrats last week put forward a $50 billion war spending bill with strings attached knowing it would fail. Like so many of the war-related measures that Democrats ... More About: News , Politics , Editorial , Stop
Dennis Kucinich Please Phone Home
2007-11-17 03:21:00 Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has seen a UFO, writes Shirley MacLaine in her new book, “Sage-Ing While Age-Ing.” Kucinich, she writes on page143-144 of the book, “had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there. Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my ... More About: Politics , Cartoon , Phone , Home , Satire
Is the Iraq War Over ?
2007-11-03 02:16:00 Here is just the latest under reported news, out this week. Just 27 American soldiers were killed in action in Iraq in October - the lowest monthly figure since March last year. (This is a provisional figure and may alter over the next week.) The number of Iraqi civilians killed last month - mostly by Islamist and fascist terrorists - was around 760, according to Iraqi Government sources. That is still tragically high, but the monthly toll has plummeted since January’s grim total of 1990. What measures of success do critics of Iraq’s liberation now demand? Violence is falling fast. Al Qaeda has been crippled. The Shiites, Kurds More About: News , Iraq War , Editorial
Redefining Waterboarding
2007-11-03 01:11:00 I was thinking this morning about the predicament the AG nominee finds himself in with respect to ?defining? waterboarding as ?torture?. Then, I had an epiphany while listening to the Dennis Miller show while driving to work - well, maybe not an epiphany, it was really just a Miller caller who had an idea that I liked. A spa should be built at Gitmo to go along with the various other lifestyle accoutrements afforded to the guests. A CIA directive could require that any waterboarding be done only using Gatorade. Then, by Executive Order, ?waterboarding? could be defined as ?Fluid Replacement Therapy? or ?Electorlyte Balancing Therapy? since its very humid in Cuba More About: Humor , Satire , Waterboarding
Beijing: Happy Halloween USA !
2007-11-01 03:20:00 Share This More About: Cartoon , Beijing , Satire , Happy , Halloween
Teacher?s Union Contributes to Drop Out Rates
2007-10-31 03:12:00 (2007-10-30) - With a new study showing that more than 1-in-10 U.S. public high schools has a dropout rate of 40 percent or more, the National Education Association (NEA) today hailed its union members, ?who work hard everyday in America’s highly- productive dropout factories.? ?We make a measurable difference in the lives of kids,? said an unnamed NEA spokesman. ?On 1,700 dropout factory floors nationwide, our union strives to get the product out the door.? The NEA source touted the results of a new Johns Hopkins University study, commissioned by the Associated Press, which shows that, nationwide, in 12 percent of secondary schools, ?40 percent of More About: News , Editorial , Union , Teacher , Rates
Bin Laden: Iraqi Insurgents Pathetic
2007-10-24 01:33:00 Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden lamented the lack of unity among insurgents in Iraq in a new audiotape. Analysts say that Mr. Bin Laden ’s latest tape adds to evidence that the group has failed to extend its strength or spread its message inside the troubled country. Here is one reporters update… (2007-10-23) ? In a ... More About: Satire , Iraqi , Pathetic , Gent
Dalai Lama Does Tiananmen Square
2007-10-23 03:47:00 — [Hat Tip: Jeff Koterba ] Share This More About: Politics , Cartoon , Culture , Dalai Lama , Lama
Video: Into The American University Abyss
2007-10-22 04:19:00 One of the more interesting statements on the plight of the American student in a Vision of Students Today. Alvin Toffler would have been proud! Hat tip to the students of Kansas State University … and Megitt33 for passing it along: Share This More About: Video , Culture , Editorial
2008 Haloween Costumes De Jour
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